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Clark Trying to Hide His Identity
Clark: *at work typing on his computer at super speed, hair curl down, shirt unbuttoned showing his super suit underneath*
Boss: Button up your shirt, Kent! You look like a mess!
Clark: Sorry, sir! *Buttons shirt up at the blink of an eye*
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Bruce Trying to Hide His Indentity
Bruce: *Minding his own business in his office*
Bruce: *Sneezes*
Nearby Security Guard: **That sneeze! I'd know that sneeze anywhere! Could it be that Bruce Wayne is the notorious Batman??**
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Gordon: Hey there. I can't help but notice you like to fight crime like me and my colleagues. We should network.
Batman: Yeah, sure.
Gordon: Let's exchange numbers.
Batman: No
Gordon: Emails?
Batman: No.
Gordon: Mailing addresses?
Batman: Nope.
Gordon: Messenger pegion?
Batman: Nah.
Gordon: Well what the fuck am I supposed to do to contact you? Wave a flashlight in the air and hope for the best?
Batman: That'll work.
Gordon: What if I have a problem in the morning?
Batman: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Finally got in the mood to draw something. I’m so happy my mood is back 😃
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Me: Okay DC
WHAT IF
your parents DON'T need to die before you become a super hero?
DC:
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Happy Belated Batman Day
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Robin Catchphrases
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Dick
Dick: Chirpies! It's a dead body, Batman!
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Jason
Crimminal: *looking for Robin in a dark alleyway* show yourself you brat!
Jason: Tweet, tweet, mutha fucka!
Jason: *kicks the criminal down from the skies*
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Tim
Batman: What did you gather from this case, Robin?
Tim: *Taps away on his tablet* let me give you the Tweets [deets]
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Damian
Damian: *Hacking into a high corprate firewall with his tablet*
Damian: I'm in.
Damian: Cracked like an egg!
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I needed this out of my system so bad
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MY BOOKMARKS CAME IN IM SO HAPPY
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Has this been done yet?
STICKERS IF YOU WANT THEM
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I tried to make a bookmark
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MEOW
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