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Had to when I saw the quote lol

I love Jason sm 😂

Og post @batfam-imagines

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not to be a hater (but absolutely being a hater) but batcest shippers clearly never had foster siblings. that's DISGUSTING. It's family. you. don't. fuck. family.

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This guy's been developing a (tonal, whistle) bird language for a while but it just hit me that this is straight up a Bats that sing like Birds vibe. (Also if you get lost you can also be found is another good Batfam use birdsong to communicate fic)

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going to the wax museum, rly hope I don't get eaten and replaced by The Stranger

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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ALSO the fact that tim drake canonically watches bruce get stabbed, spies on the titans tower, knows all of the titans schedules, spies on dick’s apartment with kori, breaks into dick’s old apartment, follows him to the circus, has kept newspaper clippings of batman and robin since he was able to read, knows what art bruce wayne collects, had dreams about being saved by batman and robin and y’all REDUCE his stalker tendencies to just he followed them and took pictures….. no. no, we need him crazier.

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arkhamverse tim doodles bc i’ve been playing ssktjl too much

nonsense under the cut bc i thought it was funny

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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

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thinking about Tim Drake. Thinking about Tim Drake being mentally ill.

Thinking about Tim Drake being neurodivergent and never getting any support he needed. Thinking about Tim Drake never knowing healthy relationships. Thinking about Tim Drake pushing away all of his loved ones. Thinking about Tim Drake hurting them and not realizing it.

Thinking about Tim Drake becoming a bad person. Thinking about Tim Drake never learning boundaries. Thinking about Tim Drake doing awful things to further his goals. Thinking about Tim Drake not expressing his emotions in healthy ways. Thinking about Tim Drake never learning communication. Thinking about Tim Drake realizing he's not a good person and asking, "when did that happen?".

Thinking about Tim Drake spiraling the moment he's left alone. Thinking about Tim Drake ignoring his own needs. Thinking about Tim Drake ignoring his own pain and thinking everyone does the same. Thinking about Tim Drake not getting help because "he knows better". Thinking about Tim Drake not knowing better. Thinking about Tim Drake being a child. Thinking about Tim Drake having stunted emotional growth, while growing up too fast. Thinking about Tim Drake having above average intelligence, being ahead of his age. Thinking about Tim Drake being behind his peers in emotional maturity.

Thinking about Tim Drake never getting reliable parental figures. Thinking about Tim Drake, a child, handling the unstable adults in his life.

Thinking about Tim Drake finally having people that care about him. Thinking about Tim Drake being hurt by them. Thinking about Tim Drake hurting them.

Thinking about Tim Drake and how his mental state was never healthy. Thinking about it getting worse.

Thinking about Tim Drake being what he was trying to stop. Thinking about him failing. Thinking about him never noticing.

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I think we can all agree that the spiderverse's main characters would ABSOLUTELY WIPE THE FLOOR with the avengers, if they worked together.

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I had a dream today

in which I fuckin led an entire revolution against the government of my country

cool shit.

also I just realized it's after midnight when my father came into the room to tell me to go to sleep

fuckin love that guy

even if he was pissed off lmao

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can I just say, as a trans guy, this was so wonderfully written I wasn't even sure Tim was trans until I rly thought about it and checked the tags. it's not something that happens often, so I was pleasantly surprised, even though the wording should have clued me in earlier

androecia, chapter two

24k | E | timkon | the aftermath of a sex pollen incident...

They talk about it. Tim fucks up some cinnamon rolls.

…Sleepy.

Why is Tim awake? He’s sleepy. And warm. And tired. And sleepy. Wait, he already said sleepy. Ugh, whatever. Brain not awake, words hard.

He’s so tired his head hurts, a dull ache behind his eyes. All his limbs are leaden and heavy, and the duvet on top of him is warm. His face is tucked against something warm and cozy, too, and the low, ambient rumble all around him mixes pleasantly with the soft pitter-patter of rain on the windowpanes. Seriously… why is he awake? Better not be any villain attack or anything so early in the morning…

The weight on the bed next to him shifts, and a low chuckle rumbles through the warm thing he’s snuggled up to. Right. That’s Kon. If Kon is here, Tim is definitely going back to sleep. There’s no danger if Kon’s here.

“G’morning, sunshine,” Kon murmurs. Soft lips brush Tim’s forehead.

Tim opens his eyes just a crack and squints blearily up at him. “…Mmf.”

{ read on ao3! }

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don't come after me cuz I also love timkon but timkon is for people who like superbat but wish there was less emotional constipation

The timkon brain rot is actually so real

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am I the only one seeing a lot of character parallels between Pre-Endgame!Tony Stark and LITERAL JULIUS CEASAR

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It had actually been a gift from Tony. He had tried to refuse at first, but Tony had insisted. Apparently “Everyone has a damn phone, Jackson.” and Tony had “no other way to contact you” and didn't “feel like learning the language of smoke signals.”

The File

denimbeans

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I am so angry at the polish government istg I will commit arson on public property.

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Detective x Thief Things

still the funniest request I've ever gotten. warnings: stealing, cursing, violence mention, death mention, as expected.

THINGS:

Cryptic notes stuck on door cabinets, laptop cases, foreheads. Always with a clue of where the thief will appear next. 

The detective cornering the thief against their kitchen counter, hands placed on either side of their body. 

^ “Tell me what you did.” “It’ll come at a cost.”

Meeting in a dark alley, pleading for the thief’s help. After all, they’re the only one who knows the in’s and out’s of the building. 

 “Mind I steal a kiss, detective?” 

“We can’t be seen together. Not here.” 

The thief pickpocketing the detective’s badge. 

^ “What a pretty thing.” “Hey—give me that!” 

Pressed against an alleyway, hiding from mutual enemies. 

A kiss to throw off onlookers, hand braced behind the other’s head. 

“I hate you,” whispered breathlessly. 

^ “For some reason, I don’t think that’s true,” responded in the same way. 

Minting the thief a key so they stop breaking into the detective’s house. 

“There’s a door. Use it.” 

Sacrificing their job, either the thief or the detective, for the other. 

“When you run, do not look back, detective.” 

Discussing confidential case evidence on off-days; the detective not bothering to hide any of it, because they know the thief will find it regardless. 

“They’re bad news, honey.” “Last time I checked, you were, too.” 

The thief steals a prized possession to bargain for the detective’s life. 

“Is this what you want?” “Hand it over.” “Only if you hand [him] over.” 

Other officers came up to the two of them, “Oh, is this your [boyfriend]?” and having to lie, saying that they’re just friends when in reality, this is the thief the whole station had been after for months. 

On the quiet nights, staging robberies to get the detective’s attention. 

The thief breaking into the police station to convince the detective to go home for the night. 

“This took you longer than—oh, are you all right?” 

^ Subsequently helping the detective get home after they fall asleep on their desk. 

Agreeing to lay off the crimes until the detective gets their share of work under control. 

A vow to give up thievery for the other. 

A vow to give up chasing them for the other. 

“Nobody can know.” “And? I’m used to that, dear.” 

Awkward family meetings when the inevitable question comes, “what do you do for a living?” 

Excuses that grow dumber and dumber—at some point, it becomes a game to see how many people can be fooled into believing the most outrageous occupations. 

“Testify against them. Please.” “I will be jailed for this.” “Better than being killed, dammit.” 

The thief quits their job to be a detective alongside their beloved. (somebody tag me omg, I may have to write this one)