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God made me a man and Satan made me obsessed with colorful 00's girl fashion.

that's balance

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I had an interesting night last night

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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

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how do I report a fanfic on ao3 cuz that shit should be actually illegal

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mysoginistic men consider women "lesser" because to them, men are a "blueprint" of a human.

in reality it's the other way around, but I don't think they're ready to hear that yet

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Ace people were sent by the government to combat overpopulation, and that's the only correct conspiracy theory.

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Electricity by Ashley Jana sounds like it would be one of those character AMV videos of Ìnazuma Eleven

iykyk

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could I interest you in Corruption!Jon

Man fulfilled my dream and got the fuck away from it all into the woods, it's funny to imagine him living in an abandoned cabin trying to hunt and all that, such a pathetic man

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Had to when I saw the quote lol

I love Jason sm 😂

Og post @batfam-imagines

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not to be a hater (but absolutely being a hater) but batcest shippers clearly never had foster siblings. that's DISGUSTING. It's family. you. don't. fuck. family.

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This guy's been developing a (tonal, whistle) bird language for a while but it just hit me that this is straight up a Bats that sing like Birds vibe. (Also if you get lost you can also be found is another good Batfam use birdsong to communicate fic)

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going to the wax museum, rly hope I don't get eaten and replaced by The Stranger

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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ALSO the fact that tim drake canonically watches bruce get stabbed, spies on the titans tower, knows all of the titans schedules, spies on dick’s apartment with kori, breaks into dick’s old apartment, follows him to the circus, has kept newspaper clippings of batman and robin since he was able to read, knows what art bruce wayne collects, had dreams about being saved by batman and robin and y’all REDUCE his stalker tendencies to just he followed them and took pictures….. no. no, we need him crazier.

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arkhamverse tim doodles bc i’ve been playing ssktjl too much

nonsense under the cut bc i thought it was funny

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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

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thinking about Tim Drake. Thinking about Tim Drake being mentally ill.

Thinking about Tim Drake being neurodivergent and never getting any support he needed. Thinking about Tim Drake never knowing healthy relationships. Thinking about Tim Drake pushing away all of his loved ones. Thinking about Tim Drake hurting them and not realizing it.

Thinking about Tim Drake becoming a bad person. Thinking about Tim Drake never learning boundaries. Thinking about Tim Drake doing awful things to further his goals. Thinking about Tim Drake not expressing his emotions in healthy ways. Thinking about Tim Drake never learning communication. Thinking about Tim Drake realizing he's not a good person and asking, "when did that happen?".

Thinking about Tim Drake spiraling the moment he's left alone. Thinking about Tim Drake ignoring his own needs. Thinking about Tim Drake ignoring his own pain and thinking everyone does the same. Thinking about Tim Drake not getting help because "he knows better". Thinking about Tim Drake not knowing better. Thinking about Tim Drake being a child. Thinking about Tim Drake having stunted emotional growth, while growing up too fast. Thinking about Tim Drake having above average intelligence, being ahead of his age. Thinking about Tim Drake being behind his peers in emotional maturity.

Thinking about Tim Drake never getting reliable parental figures. Thinking about Tim Drake, a child, handling the unstable adults in his life.

Thinking about Tim Drake finally having people that care about him. Thinking about Tim Drake being hurt by them. Thinking about Tim Drake hurting them.

Thinking about Tim Drake and how his mental state was never healthy. Thinking about it getting worse.

Thinking about Tim Drake being what he was trying to stop. Thinking about him failing. Thinking about him never noticing.