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Stay safe...

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How To Train Your Dragon is a gift to women's rights

If you're a man and you're going to waste your money on something as stupid as giving it to scientology-infested Hollywood, then you should go see the new How To Train Your Dragon live action remake! It's a movie about stupid men learning to be slightly less stupid.

If Hiccup can learn to love mother nature and say "FUCK YOU!" to toxic masculinity, then why can't the rest of you dumbfuck men learn from his example, you sexist sacks of shits?! Why can't you fuckers learn to tame dragons instead of subscribing to pornhub?

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Goddamnit, Israel!

Is it too much to ask that y'all try NOT to start WWIII right now? Don't we have enough to deal with?

Fuck the universe!

Fuck!

(So much for dealing with global warming...)

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The Antifeminist

Harry Potter is a pile of horseshit. It's one of the worst written children's novels in history with a limp white straight male protagonist that inspires no one. Just because it's popular doesn't mean it's good or worthy of notice. The Christian Bible is one of the most popular books in history, yet it also a pile of horseshit that only the most ignorant (or brainwashed) find pleasure in reading. So it goes with Harry Potter.

Most people have always had poor taste in art and music- how else do you explain why Tom Cruise remains so popular despite being Vice President of the Church of Scientology and being a shitty actor to boot? Sadly, most people want to consume horseshit instead of something really good like Shakespeare, Plato, or Beethoven.

Harry Potter is nothing but a cheap imitation, a pastiche, of the writings of Charles Dickens and Ursula K. Le Guin.

ESPECIALLY Ursula K. Le Guin, may she rest in peace... since Rowling can't stop pissing all over her grave while she cackles like a witch.

Real witches don't steal stories from other women without giving credit, Joanne. Real feminists don't make millions of dollars off of the creativity and hard work of other women, Joanne. Real women don't steal from other women just so they can make money from male fans.

J.K. Rowling is The Anti-Feminist.

You guys want to read the REAL Harry Potter? Then go read Ursula Le Guin's A Wizard of Earthsea. It's better because it's the real deal.

J. K. Rowling stole the plot, wizard school setting, character designs, and male protagonist from Ursula's Wizard series, but she half-assed the original feminist messaging by never having a female character become the protagonist like what happens in the original story.

Ursula realized the problem with having a male protagonist and changed the protagonist of Earthsea to a WOMAN beginning with the second book of the series. Instead of that, we get Harry Potter staying the focus while the most prominent female character gets married to his best friend. So much more original than Naruto! Isn't that every little girl's dream? To just grow up someday to marry the best friend of the main character and never aspire to become a main character herself? So feminist!

No surprise that J.K. decided to keep the main character male despite her "feminism", because male protagonists are always more popular and therefore more PROFITABLE, and so if making money is your main goal then a male protagonist is the way to go! And it's been made very clear over the last several years that J.K. Rowling is a class traitor who only cares about making money, even to the detriment of women's empowerment and non-rich people everywhere.

Why has JKR become such a classist bigot who snubs her nose at the common people who buy her Harry Potter books? She grew up in poverty herself, yet she only hangs out with other millionaires & billionaires now, and spends all her time bitching and moaning about crossdressers on Twitter like an obsessed cult follower.

Harry Potter sucks ass and it always has, so why keep giving this rich classist bigot your hard-earned money? Why do you want to give JKR more money just so she can waste it on making stupid tweets about her stupid dogs while poor children in the UK starve because the shitty UK government doesn't do enough for average citizens who aren't rich like JKR?

Fuck JKR, and fuck her mediocre de-feministed ripoff of Ursula K. Le Guin's much better and genuinely feminist wizard universe.

Sincerely,

-Jay Juno

(a feminist who can't stand class traitors like JKR who happily get down on all fours for white supremacist male billionaires like Elon Musk so she can keep her stupid twitter account online where she can keep mocking women and LGBT people for being poorer than her plagiarizing cheap sellout ass...)

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Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, and Kamala Harris were all the legitimate winners in their respected Presidential elections- and they were all screwed out of their legitimate wins because of the US Supreme Court and multiple election interferences from Russia (Putin).

In other news, water is wet...

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Donald Trump is NOT our king — and on June 14th, it's up to us to prove it. Trump is throwing himself a $45 million dollar birthday party — a big military parade like some of his authoritarian idols have done. The White House says the parade is to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the United States Army, which just happens to fall on the same day as Trump’s birthday. Rubbish. Trump wants a big military parade on his birthday and is using the anniversary as a pretext. How ironic that the Continental Congress originally established an Army, headed by George Washington, to fight against the very tyranny that Trump espouses. Trump is acting like a king by defying the courts, issuing arbitrary decrees, disregarding checks and balances. On June 14th people all over America will gather peacefully to protest Donald Trump’s authoritarian spectacle. You can find out more at www.nokings.org. Find a gathering near you. Get involved. Stand up for democracy. Donald Trump wants a military parade so he can feel powerful. But you know something? In America, we don’t have kings. On June 14th, let’s send a message to Donald Trump and the world. The power, here, belongs to the people.

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Wouldn't it be awesome if Vladimir Putin suddenly had a heart attack and just dropped dead?

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god only knows what we'd be without you...

Rest in Peace, Brian Wilson...💔🙏🏻

Good Vibrations's reverb will forever echo in the hearts and minds of humanity.

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Fuck art commissions- my art is NOT for millionaires or billionaires because they suck ass

I don't do art commissions. I HATE drawing for other people, especially rich people, because everyone who wants to pay me to draw/paint always wants me to draw something that is either ugly, unoriginal, commercialized, or boring as fuck.

You people who pay for art commissions have the creativity of a brain damaged slug. In other words, YOU SUCK and your "ideas" SUCK.

STOP ASKING ME FOR COMMISSIONS, YOU FUCKING RICH MORONS. I don't have to draw shit for you, so fuck off and stop harassing me with your requests for artwork. It's not my fault you can't draw shit yourself, you rich lazy fucks with no artistic talent. You idiots would rather pay someone like me to draw for you instead of getting off your lazy ass and learning to draw yourselves. How about you stop playing video games and the stock market for five hours? Then you'll have time to get as good at drawing as moi.

What, you rich dumbasses are too lazy to spend a couple of months to learn to draw? Figures, because no one is lazier and more spoiled than the spoiled brats that comprise the top 1% of society.

MY ART ISN'T FOR YOU RICH FUCKERS. YOU DON'T DESERVE ME OR MY ART, YOU RICH SHITFUCKS. Greed and capitalism is disgusting, and I want nothing to do with them or with YOU.

I only create art for myself, for my mother, and for my father. THOSE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO DESERVE MY ART, and they're the only ones who will get it. Don't like it? Suck my cunt, you rich pricks. Go find some other artist to whore themselves out for your selfish ego, 'cause I sure as fuck ain't doing it.

The fact that I share the art created in honor of my parents with the rest of y'all is a goddamn privilege. Y'all should be grateful that I allow you the honor of viewing my art at all. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT STUPID ART COMMISSIONS, and instead learn to show gratitude for everything I've sacrificed in order to honor my mother and father.

You shitbags will NEVER matter to me, because none of you are my mother or father, and those are the ONLY people I give a fuck about. FUCK ANYONE WHO TRIES TO DISTRACT ME FROM MY PURPOSE OF HONORING MY MOTHER AND FATHER WITH MY ART.

You billionaires are not even worthy enough to lick dogshit off of my father's shoes, and you'll never be worthy of my artistic gifts.

Sincerely,

-Jay Juno

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Israel, shut the fuck up about the hostages!

Israel, shut the fuck up about the hostages! You obviously never gave a flying fuck about the hostages, so why the fuck should we care about them when YOU don't care about them? No. NO! We don't give a damn about the hostages, because you don't give a damn about them except when you use them as an excuse to justify your murdering of CHILDREN in Gaza. You child killers! You baby murderers! FUCK YOU!

Fuck your "hostages" excuse, Israel. Fuck YOU, Israel! There is NO reason, excuse, or justification for the genocide and death of CHILDREN. NONE. Your shitty government keeps committing crimes against humanity against the Palestinians in Gaza, and it's making the world hate Israel. We HATE you now, Israel! We want you to fail because your failure will save lives.

The only hostages I give a damn about in Israel are the starving CHILDREN in GAZA. Babies are starving because of your shitty genocidal Zionistic obsession to dominate and kill brown people you don't want on "your" land, Israel.

It's not YOUR land, Israel! It doesn't belong to ONLY YOU, so GET THE FUCK OVER IT, AND STOP BEHAVING LIKE A BUNCH OF SHITTY WORTHLESS NAZIS ON A MURDERING BINGE! You hypocrites! You worthless sacks of shits!

FUCK YOU, ISRAEL!

(and sending your stupid bot army to troll and harass people like me who speak out against your genocide of the Palestinian People just proves that you're no better than men like Putin or Adolf Hitler...)

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Fuck Trump & Fuck Billionaires but most of all, FUCK GREED

Fuck Trump.

Fuck the LAPD.

Fuck every national guard member and American soldier who follows the very obviously anticonstitutional and EVIL orders of a genocidal Nazi clown like Trump or Musk (or Putin).

Fuck all these fascist Nazi clowns who're trying to take over America right now! How dare they wear the American flag as they terrorize and torture Americans? It's a goddamn disgrace! It's shameful! The fuck?

Is this what George Washington fought and died for? Is this what Abraham Lincoln died for? Is this the reality that FDR fought and died for? Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, too? He also died for nothing, huh? Did they just all waste their time and die for absolutely NOTHING after all? Why did they even bother if it was all just going to get us ultimately to Trump in 2025, a coward who used "bone spurs" as a weak excuse to avoid military duty?

Imagine if George Washington bitched and moaned about his "bone spurs"? Thank goodness Washington wasn't an obese weak pussy like Trump.

George Washington dodged bullets for YEARS, but some Americans believe the weak and pathetic Donald Trump is his equal. HA! What a fucking joke! To think a fat gross pussy like Trump could ever reach half the glory of George Washington? Americans who believe Trump deserves to be in the same sentence as George Washington must be suffering severe brain damage, because only a brain damaged moron would think a dipshit like Trump is remotely comparable to a great BRAVE MAN with HUGE BALLS of STEEL like George FUCKING Washington.

George Washington > Trump

Fuck the police who are loyal to Trump! American cops are sellout class traitors who terrorize and abuse their fellow countrymen in exchange for a tiny amount of power & money from rich dumbfucks like Trump, Elon Musk, and Putin. Look at what the police are doing to protesters in LA! They're shooting peaceful reporters standing by for reporting! They don't want witnesses to their terrorism, and they're willing to shoot ANYONE who resists them in any way no matter how peaceful.

Fuck billionaires! Fuck the rich! FUCK BILLIONAIRES MOST OF ALL, because NONE of the other shitty hateful groups would have ANY power if they weren't being enabled and funded by BILLIONAIRES.

FUCK GREED! Americans need to stand together, and do something about the billionaires. Defund Billionaires, Americans! #DefundBillionaires and #DefundCEOs.

Americans- tell the billionaires to go fuck themselves! Stop working for them! Stop giving them YOUR money! STOP IT! STOP ENABLING THEM! Stand up for yourself if you won't stand with your community!

Americans have got to stop being so goddamn codependent on billionaires! We don't need them or their fucking money. We don't need them! We really don't need the billionaires at all. They need us! We don't need them! They are the ones who need US, so stop giving yourself to them, Americans! Stop volunteering to be slaves for the billionaires!

Demand your freedom NOW!

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Fuck Israel.

The Israeli government is run by spineless genocidal dumbfucks who are just as evil and sick as the monsters who ran Auschwitz. Oh, the irony!

What kind of shitty government kidnaps people for trying to give baby formula to starving babies?

Zionists might as well break bread with Nazis like Trump, because why the fuck not? They both enjoy starving and murdering vulnerable children and women from vulnerable groups they dehumanize for personal profit and power! So, they might as well make it official and just start a shitty genocidal fascist Gentleman's Club right in Dubai, where they can all get together annually to snort cocaine on the backs of girls that they abuse sexually in memory of "great" men like Jeffrey Epstein.

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Open Letter to Democrat Party of USA

Hello,

Democrats, no one gives a damn about the "middle class". Stop talking about the middle class, because working-class Americans don't give a damn about them, and we never will. Screw the middle class! They're a bunch of spoiled lazy brats who wouldn't last two weeks without the slave power they depend on from working-class Americans like myself. I have not served coffee to any middle-classer in years, and I never will again. I would rather be free than just another indentured wageslave peasant whose sole purpose in life is serving middle-classers who're too lazy to do any real work themselves. 

Classist bigots, all of you! And you wonder why working-class Americans were so disgusted with you that they just chose not to vote at all in 2024? Look in the damn mirror, you educated idiots... you're the problem! Trump is just a symptom of centuries of classist bigotry boiling over.

You know what working-class Americans like me want to hear from Democrats like Senator Slotkin? I want to hear something like "Working-class people need this and Democrats are going to do this..." or "We're going to do this and this for the working class, because the working class is VERY important to Democrat success blah blah blah...." or just mention the working-class sometimes, because you liberals never do mention us in your big fancy speeches that you expect us to sit through (even when they're more boring and patronizing than a bag of rocks).

Spoiler alert- I'm not voting for a Democrat EVER AGAIN. Not until you rich liberals stop being a bunch of stupid classist bigots with sticks up your bums who snub your noses at anyone who's never been within a 50-mile radius of an Ivy League school, DC, San Francisco, New York, or Seattle. Get your privileged heads out of ivy league and private clubhouses (where most Americans aren't welcome because they're too poor), and instead go talk to regular Americans who've never gone to college. You Democrats need to talk to regular Americans over cheap drip coffee in local coffee shops, because most Americans drink drip coffee (not expensive lattes from Starbucks). You want our votes, don't you? 

What's the matter? You're too much of a classist bigot to spend 15 minutes talking to one of the peasants you're wanting votes from? Hmmm... it's gonna be a real challenge for Democrats to regain power in congress if they keep disrespecting and infantilizing poor Americans like myself through classist rhetoric like what Senator Slotkin keeps displaying. I guess you guys really do want Trump to just stay in power, huh? 

Oh well, bring on the concentration camps then because the Democrats are too classist to develop the class they need to defeat the classist prejudice inherent in American society that prompted a Trump victory in the first place. *sigh* 

Will you dumbasses PLEASE consult with more educated members of the working-class so we can avoid a nouveau holocaust from Adolf Hitler 2.0? Thank you kindly! 

Sincerely,

-Jay Juno

(an Independent voter who voted for Biden, Clinton, Obama, Harris... but I ain't giving you Democrats another vote, not until you stop showing preference for middle-class Americans over working-class Americans like me. You want my vote that badly? Then stop kissing up to middle-class douchebags, and start sucking up to peasants like moi... you IDIOTS! Have a lovely day, you banal bourgeoisie brats...)

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Americans know what an oligarchy is- we are NOT dumb

Dear Senator Slotkin and Democrat Party,

For people with middle/upper class backgrounds, and therefore by proxy in possession of a great deal more education & worldly experience than most Americans, you sure are stupid. Compared to most working-class Americans, you're dumber than a bag of rocks.

I've read Republic by Plato multiple times. I've listened to and analyzed hundreds of operas, concerti, ballets, symphonies, sonatas, etc. I've read epic poems like Odyssey and The Aeneid. I play the violin, the harp, and the piano.

Who the hell are YOU to tell working-class Americans like me that we're incapable of understanding fancy academic terms like "oligarchy"? Who are you to say that working-class Americans like me cannot possibly understand what Socrates/Plato meant with his cave allegory, or what he died for when he drunk that poison after being condemned (through democracy) by the city of Athens? Shame on you for thinking so little of poverty-stricken Americans like me! And you wonder why working-class Americans like me aren't jumping at the chance to vote for you? Why should I want to vote for people who talk down to me as if I was an idiot? Why would I want to vote for anyone who believes I'm too stupid to understand basic words like "oligarchy"?

Isn't "demos" a part of your party's name, "Democrat"? "Crat" derives from ancient Greek's word for "power" (and violence), but demos meant "The People"... or something like that, doesn't it? Sorry, my ancient Greek is a little rusty on account of the fact that like most working-class Americans, neither Greek or Latin was offered in my severely underfunded public school. I didn't learn about Beethoven, Wagner, or Shostakovich from public school. You think my school taught me about ancient Sumeria/Akkadia? No, I had to learn ancient history, mythology, and classical music all on my own time (with no thanks to liberal politicians like you, who'd rather blame Republicans for my poor education than take any action yourself to fix the damn problems...)

How DARE you call yourself a Democrat, a representative of The People, when you insult our intelligence with so much classist determination? You're no Democrat, but rather just another sellout fool striving to maintain a corrupt capitalist status quo that's designed to keep working-class Americans like myself at the bottom of the American class system. And yes, I've read Karl Marx as well- and no, I'm not a communist, but I sure do love Bernie Sander's idea of socialism. We The People need and deserve socialist programs like a Universal Basic Income, you sellout for the billionaire class!

You Democrats need to earn back the trust of The People, and so far you're off to a crappy start. "Not being Trump" is NOT good enough, you educated idiots! It was never good enough and you know it! Get over it and instead develop a bolder, more progressive political strategy!

You believe most Americans don't know what an oligarchy is, huh? Then why don't you get off your lazy behind and go educate them, you phoney Representative of The People (demos) AKA DEMOCRAT??? Educate The People like how Sanders/AOC are trying to educate them now even while you snub your classist noses at their earnest efforts.

Socrates and Dr. MLK both believed that education of The People is the only way to true prosperity. You want to defeat the fascists and the nazis? Education is the answer! You want working-class votes? Then stop kissing oligarchy butt, and start walking the same path that Socrates and Dr. King walked. Stop talking, and START WALKING. Start walking by educating The People!

Sincerely, Jay Juno (an Independent voter who is forever disgusted with the classist rhetoric inherent in most Democrat political discussions in regard to working-class Americans like myself... and it forever shocks me that the DNC still doesn't understand that their classist rhetoric is part of what drove the American People to either not vote at all or to vote for someone like Donald Trump. YOU IDIOTS! You're your own worst enemy, you highly educated middle/upper class liberal idiots... FOR SHAME!)

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Trump should be arrested

Trump should be arrested, impeached, and removed from office IMMEDIATELY. This nazi traitor is pissing all over America! He's shitting on the American People! He's fucking over humanity itself!

Congress, where the fuck are you? DO YOUR DAMN JOB, YOU BUREAUCRATIC DUMBFUCKS! YOU USELESS IMPOTENT SHITFUCKS! YOU GREEDY APATHETIC SELLOUTS TO THE OLIGARCHY! GET OFF YOUR LAZY PRIVILEGED ASSES, AND DO. SOMETHING. NOW!!!

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Was the Laurentide ice sheet the cause of an ancient thermonuclear-like explosion?

Was the Laurentide ice sheet the cause of an ancient thermonuclear-like explosion? Is it possible that this giant ice sheet could cause an explosion if it suddenly dropped into the warm waters of the Atlantic ocean?

This theory occurred to me one day- I was pouring water into a glass of ice when suddenly one of the ice cubes cracked and "exploded", sending tiny pieces of ice airborne in different directions. This has happened to me multiple times throughout my life, but this was the first time I thought about it in relation to the Laurentide ice sheet. I wondered- if a large glacier or body of ice suddenly fell into a large body of warmer water, as some scholars have theorized could've happened with the Laurentide ice sheet thousands of years ago, then could that cause a similar kind of "explosion" to what happens when I pour warm water into a glass of ice cubes? Could pieces of the Laurentide ice sheet have gone airborne and even knocked into parts of Europe?

I don't know. Does anyone know? Has anyone else thought of this?

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Once you Gustav Mahler, you can't go Bach.