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This omg so true

People argue Dick is Damian's favorite big brother, but I feel like that's everyone's favorite. In reality, he definitely likes Jason more. I love to imagine due to the headcanon of them knowing each other when he was a baby, Damian grew attached to him more, but hides it. Yet he'll believe nonsense lies like Jason having one night stands.

Damian: Akhi Jason, in school I learned about different families and ... I've been thinking about how you raised me when I was a baby. You made me so happy and still do so... I just wanted to say... I love you and you will always be my first akh.

Damian patted Jason on the hand then returned to drawing. Everyone in the room was silent, questioning if that just happened.

Tim: Aww, that was actually sweet.

Dick (offended): What?!

Damian: I just wanted to say he's the first brother I knew. He raised me well and was the one sliver of good I had before meeting all of you. He's... Akhi Jason. Yeah... So there. Drake don't expect me to say the same.

Tim: Yep, fuck you too.

Jason (sniffled, holding his head down): I knew he liked me more... In you're face Dick.

Dick: I raised him while Bruce was off being a teacher!

Jason: And I changed his diapers and was the only good thing while he was raised around Ra's Al Ghul.

Alfred (on his tea break): That's a good point. He dealt with the terrible toddler years and Ra's. Jason, I'm honestly very proud of you. You raised this child right.

Dick (jealous): Et freaking tu, Alfred?

Jason (smugly): I wish I had recorded this just so I can replay it whenever I need to rub this in your face... But I'm still going to rub this in your face.

Bruce (reading a newspaper): I feel like chopped liver... I didn't know he existed for 8 years of his life but I feel like I've done a pretty good job raising him.

Dick, Tim, Alfred, Damian, and Jason: This isn't about you!

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A list of things that are in fact cannon in my own little batfam world

- “Are we getting Jason’ed???” Something you say when you think you’re about to die by the hands of the joker.- Coined by Steph, when she thought she was gonna die at the hands of the joker with Tim. Is now used by everyone.

- WWRHD = What Would Red Hood Do?- was coined by Steph, is now used in every situation possible by every bat kid.

- Evil Baha Blast = The Lazarus Pit- was coined by Duke, when he thought that saying the actual name might trigger Jason. Jason laughed his ass off for about 10 minutes and has not called it by its actual name since.

Will continue this when I come up with more.

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The Batkids and their ways of getting what they want with Bruce

The Batkids definitely threaten to blackmail Bruce to get what they want from him.

Like for example:

Steph: “hey Bruce, can you buy me the ‘Maison Francis Kurkdjian’ Advent calendar? there’s the perfume i always wanted there! and other lots which i could give to the others”

Bruce: “how much is it?”

Steph: “like..$950..?”

Bruce: “No. absolutely not”

Steph: “come on, it’s limited edition, and it’s not even that much”

Bruce: “i said no, Stephanie”

Steph: “fine then. I guess i’ll put those pictures of you with makeup, bows and pigtails on your hair online”

Bruce: "Stephanie! i told you to delete that!"

Steph: "Well..too late for that, old man, now it's either the advent calendar or the picture online, your choice"

Bruce: "Fine, it's the advent calendar then."

This is an example of how they blackmail him, every chance they get to get something which can be a picture, a video or even just a conversation that they can use for future blackmail they use it.

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A tim post with some cute photos i found on pinterest to make up for the fact that i didn't put him in the 'batfamily duos' thing, and also because i have no idea what to post so pls help me

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Some random stuff i found on pinterest with the batboys + batman,

they’re so silly aren’t they?🤭

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❗️𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧❗️

I think that Damian and Jason have a great bond, since Jason also stayed for a bit with the league in the same time Damian was Born.

I think toddler Damian would look up at him, at his physique and say “i wanna be like him”.

i also think that Jason took care of Baby Damian when Talia wasn’t there and i mean:

-Changing his diaper

-Bathing him

-Feeding him

-Lulling and shushing him to sleep

and the baby got quite affectionate, he would cry if Jason wasn’t there and he would babble for him, and if you took him away from Jason’s arms he would start sobbing like he just saw a crime scene until you put him back in Jason’s arms.

when Damian became a toddler Jason had to suffer because Damian put hello kitty stickers on him all the time and put his hair in pigtails.

Toddler Damian also wanted to play with swords all the time and Jason and Talia had to chase him all the time:

Talia: “Damian come here! i’ll get you ice cream if you give me back the sword!”

Jason: “Damian! gimme back my fucking sword!”

Toddler Damian would probably also repeat Jason’s curse words so he had to watch his language around him. I imagine toddler Damian innocently saying “Fuck” and Talia be like “where did you learn that?” and Damian would point at Jason.

And in the years this friendship only grew more, they’re unstoppable when put together:

Damian + Jason = Trouble

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Jason listens to white girl music all the time.

He’s training? earbuds.

He’s riding his motorcycle? cardo in the helmet.

he’s patrolling? device inside his mask.

he has like 6 hours just on Spotify, and he likes to sing, imagine you’re driving your car or walking and see this man with a black full face motorcycle helmet and black tinted visor waiting at a red light singing ‘California girls’.

I also see him as kinda a Ducati boy, maybe a Panigale V4 because of the iconic red Ducati color but maybe that’s just me. I think he would fit well with Sports Motorcycles, like the speed of the Bmw 1000RR or the beauty of the Yamaha R1M.

I also Imagine that when he’s left alone in the Wayne manor he blasts Spotify, full volume with like ‘Poker Face’ or ‘Single Ladies’ and him singing at the top of his lungs.

Probably Dick or Tim are full of vides of him singing that could make them get what they want for a year by blackmailing him.

Or maybe when they have to get ready for a Gala i think of him taking hours in the bathroom and singing white girl music while he styles his hair.

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Some random stuff i did with the batboys

i'm new to all this, this is my first post, so i don't really know how it works so if you have any suggestions to help me i'll appreciate it😭

i never say this done with the batboys so i though i'd do it, if you want to see it with other characters tell me and i'll do it.

if you have any ideas feel free to express them cause i’m not a very creative person

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