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[velvetwyrme]

i eat up ur recs with a spoon and have almost gotten to the end of the list!!! do u have any other self insert recs? thank u! u have great taste

MWAH MWAH ILY !! THANK YOU and yes ofc I have more recs (not as many as last time, but it should still be a decent list to sink your teeth into <3)

Take care when reading, and always be sure to check the tags!

Same notation as last time, with STATUS of each fic labelled as such: Finished, Ongoing/Unfinished, Discontinued. (Unless the author specified that the fic is Discontinued or on Indefinite Hiatus, I will mark it as Ongoing/Unfinished. Oneshots are also marked as such.)

Spicy (Explicit) and/or Dark fics have also been labelled if relevant. (I won’t mark ones with just suggestive themes/moments, since I cant guarantee I’ll catch all of them. Similarly, unless there is consistent graphic death or gore I [probably] won’t mark it as dark.)

MULTICHAPTERS

As always, tread carefully while reading and take care of yourselves <3

Edit: Fixed a missing link or two!

These Masks We Wear - Underfell!Papyrus/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

TIME LOOPS BABEY!!!! This reader is a delight from the get go because they have been stuck in a time loop and are... rather impulsive because of it, which lands them in a bit of a mess, because these strange, dangerous monsters have just emerged from the mountain. (I'm screaming and yelling at this fic very intensely)

Resisting the Current - Various/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

If you haven't read this yet please do yourself a favour and read it. The premise was enough to get me irrevocably hooked (anti-harem but the gf is ALSO into you. ALSO SHE'S YOUR EX) and the writing is just FANTASTIC. I'm obsessed with the dialogue and description at every turn. Also, I would very much like to kiss Quinn please and thank you. The plot is beginning to set in now, and it's so good??? I have to cut this short or else I'll talk forever <3

ALSO the same author recently posted the first chapter of Wishbone which has me in a vice grip!!! AHH

Comic Classifieds - Sans/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

*kicks in the door* DID I HEAR... FAKE DATING? Very sweet VERY funny, with an extremely extraordinarily awkward reader. (Who is also "cute in an awkward, baby giraffe kind of way.") It's sooo good please please check it out.

Stolen with Friendship, Captured by Love - Papyrus/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

2016... I still love this fic deeply <3 It's so SWEET and it reminds me of the good days of fic... Papyrus is. a Lot to deal with, but the reader takes it all in stride. He is SO full of energy and I want to sqUISH HIM.

Tough Choices, Tougher Consequences - Underfell!Papyrus/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

I loooooove stories where soldiers get thrust into awful political matters. After you are forcefully removed from the battlefield, the Emperor gifts you his finest gladiator- Papyrus. He intends for the monster to be a toy to you as much as you are a toy to him, but you can't accept that and quickly broker a deal with Papyrus for his freedom.

Already There - Underfell!Sans/Reader - Finished

[Warning: INCREDIBLY SAD AND GOOD]

BURSTS INTO TEARS. Like for real though I adore this fic, it will break you into a hundred million pieces. My beloved son!!!!!!! I can't believe I didn't add this one to my last list it's such an influential piece of my existence like genuinely

There is also a sequel! Which hasn't updated since 2018 BUT STILL IS REALLY GOOD. If you want a slightly less heartbreaking story, the author also has another Sans/Reader; A Tale of Dog and Monster which makes me want to cry but in a happy emotional way instead.

Here's to You, Doll - Mafia!Sans/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

Ah... this one is very fun. You're a scientist who gets accidentally isekai'd into a Mafiatale universe and becomes stranded there. Unfortunately for you, Don Gaster and his brothers think you are a spy, so you're kinda stuck with them. Also Sans is kinda a little freak in this one at times (/appreciative)

Soul Collector - Various/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

The reader (the Soul Collector) gets transported into another universe and has to stay with their alternate, who is the skeleton's terrible neighbour. You look just like her, of course, resulting in a lot of VERY confusing interactions. I wasn't expecting to, but I actually really like Meyer.

Consequences - Papyrus(?)/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

Anti harem, but the reader gets mcfreaking MURDERED (and so does classic Papyrus?!) so now they are both Ghosts. Focus is currently more on platonic relationships and REVENGE but I'm enjoying the twist on the typical anti-harem structure!!

My Soulmate is a Pastel Goth (And Other Concerns) - Underfell!Papyrus/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

Edge is very cute in this and I also feel really bad for him, he's trying so hard but the MC will not give him the time of day ;w;!! I looove me a good tumultuous soulmate fic. (Note: this fic also features Fem!Frisk as Sans’ soulmate in the bg, so if you’re not a fan, that’s something to note ^^! Fr//ans isn’t quite my thing, but tbh I’m really interested in seeing how things turn out here!)

ERROR: Not Found - Error!Sans/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

Error, gets obsessed with the reader and kidnaps them! It's slice of life, so don't expect TOO much hard hitting angst here, it's more about being woo'd by the strange stalkerish entity who knows everything about you <3

When Death isn't an Option - Horror!Sans/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

[Warning: Contains Dark/Heavy Themes]

I'm a sucker for immortal readers, especially ones that get stuck in HORRORTALE of all places. This fic is very fun and plays in the Horrortale sandbox in a fun way- I'm enjoying it a ton so far :]!!!

Additionally... if you liked that or if you're like me and love immortal readers forced to make decisions of extremely dubious morality and sense because of their immortal nature, you should also check out Cadarverous and 𝚎𝚊t. which are both very dark and very compelling.

Babysitting with Extra Morbid Steps - Various/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

[Warning: Contains Dark/Heavy Themes]

So the first thing you need to know is: Papyrus is dead.

... WAIT WAIT WAIT HEAR ME OUT- this is a really brilliantly written fic about like. SO much fucked up shit happening. The reader is Sans' friend, who he has hired/tasked with guarding the various alternates he has. just straight up imprisoned(?!?!). I avoided this for a while because of the aforementioned Papyrus Being Dead thing, but HOT DAMN I'm glad I read it in the end. Delightfully horrifying, but it gets sweet I swear!!! I would say read the tags but those are Spoilery ;)!

Additional note; the comments section often has Really Interesting dissections of characters and their motivations, which if you're into that (like me) then you should read those too!

All You Knead is Loaf - Sans/Reader - Finished

[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]

Super sweet, VERY punny fic that updated over the course of a month iirc. It's a cute food-centric Sans/Reader!

Like a moth to flame…or a lamp - Mothman Horror!Sans/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

BIG MOTHMAN HORROR!!! He's so sweet and sad this poor man. He has mistaken the reader for his mate and is trying to woo them again...

Those Times I Met His Brother - Sans/Reader - Finished

Essentially you befriend Papyrus and keep getting left with Sans, during which you grow closer. Love Papyrus' not-so-subtle attempts to get them together afjkdfjsf,,

Just Try and Help (Lil Old Hopeless Me) - Various/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

Skeleton reader! Very angy skeleton reader. They do not Want to be here (understandably, considering they were essentially kidnapped) but their former caretaker is gone, and they have nowhere to go.

Lovely House of Bones - Various/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

Six monsters get stranded in a snowstorm, and you help them not freeze to death by inviting them into the house you inherited. I'm really excited to see where this one goes :D!

Maybe In Time, You'll Want To Be Mine - Underfell!Sans/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

More!! Soulmate stuff!!!! SOULMARKS BABEY!! Love it when there are misunderstandings! Love it when there are cuuuuute background character kiddos!! AUGH it's cute! And angsty! But cute!!

No Good Deed - Underfell!Papyrus/Reader - Finished

You volunteer at a local homeless shelter where you meet a strange, less-than-friendly volunteer. Short and sweet!

Nothing but Skin and Bone - Horror!Skelebros/Reader - Finished

[Warning: Contains Dark/Heavy Themes]

MORE Horrortale content! This one only finished last month or so- it goes from angsty to sweet/cute and it's real good!!

If you read that and want EVEN MORE sadness and gore, the author's other work Vivid Blood, Pale Scars (DARK) is very tragic and very fucked up because you get saddled the Horrorfell boys this time. MUCH Hurt and No Comfort!! All the endings hurt me in different ways and none of them are happy. LUCKILY(?) the spinoff/AU where the skelebros and reader from VBPS get pulled into a multiversal skeleton house; Blurred Lines, Opened Wounds has just started!! Surely nothing can go wrong. Surely.

The Princes' Bride - Skelebros/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

What if you got kidnapped by the king to marry his sons. "Why" is a good question. And an even MORE pressing question is: how do you get OUTTA here. (Papyrus is a sweetie, Sans is distrusting, and King Gaster is a mysterious weirdo who is a good dad and bad everything else.)

MorTificaTion - Bad Sanses/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

Reader from Outertale gets yanked into Horrortale! They then have to masquerade as Sans' wife and Aliza's mother, all the while trying to just stay alive. Not to mention the other Sanses running around... really fun premise and I'm excited to see where it all goes >:0!! Also extra kudos to the name of the fic because YAY Murder Time Trio (MTT) mention!

So here's the plan... - Underfell!Papyrus/Reader/Underswap!Papyrus- Finished

[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]

VERY CUTE!! Love them. Fake dating except there's a third conspirator involved. Each of them was also trying to set the other two up in a couple uwu. Chapter 1 is cute, and chapter 2 is spicy ;)!

Just a Cat - Swapfell!Skelebros/Reader - Finished

The reader is in fact, not just a cat. (He is a shapeshifter, and pretends to be a cat.) Shenanigans ensue.

An Apple a Day Keeps the Asshole Away - Swapfell!Sans/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

Unhinged. When I say unhinged I mean it in the best possible way but it IS unhinged. They're all a bunch of little FREAKS. Please read it, if only to experience the absolute TERROR of Miss Bluebell and also Steve. What the hell (appreciative)

Honey Lemon Tea - ...?/Reader - Discontinued

RAGHHH I'm so sad this was discontinued :(( I loved the set up and the mystery so much... the author did leave an end note with how the plot would have played out though!

Shifting Morals - Sans/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

You go stargazing and have an encounter with a mysterious stranger :0c?! (It's Sans. He's a cool beasty guy, and he is very very sadly Entirely alone.)

Additionally, this fic was suddenly revived 5 years after posting the first chapter which I have immense respect for.

The Key To Freedom - Yandere Buttontale!Papyrus/Reader - Finished

Yandere Papyrus! Not a common sight, but this fic does it particularly well. He mostly wants to eat your soul at first, but then he starts getting... attached. The bittersweet ending!!! AUGH.

Milky Tea and Souls - Various/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

What if you could summon bitty versions of your soulmates!! And oh stars why are there so many- WHAT DO YOU MEAN MORE KEEP APPEARING??? The reader has a handful of skeletons and more to deal with!

The House on Lane 66 - Various/Reader - Finished

[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]

I feel like legally I have to include this (/lh /j). I finally finished it recently and went "WOAH..."

I stopped reading for a while (because of the length...) BUT I returned to it because I really really enjoy the world building (like holy SHIT!!!) but oh my god that sure is. a Million words now. It is TECHNICALLY finished, but that's only because the next part is in the works(?!?!?!)

Love Grows - Farmtale!Sans/Anomaly!Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

🎵 Love grows where my rosemary goes~

The reader doesn't have a physical body or a way to interact with the world while they watch over Saejun and the rest of the Farmtale characters. They inhabit a scarecrow to have some semblance of personhood, but they remain unable to talk...

Falling - Underswap!Skelebros/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

[Warning: Contains Dark/Heavy Themes]

You are dying. You are dying and all of a sudden your dad is asking you to pick out a fucking slave of all things. The monster does not trust you (fair) and he thinks you are faking your illness for attention (less fair. what the fuck). Really interesting dynamics in this one!

Se Brûler - Grillby/Reader - Finished

[Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]

I reaaaally love this fic! Sweet fluff! Angst! THE DRAMA!!!!! AUAUUUUGH I have too much to say about it just go read it.

Early Bird Special - Sans/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

[Warning: Contains Dark/Heavy Themes]

Old fic that's still updating!!!! Really interesting plot that just keeps getting More Dramatic as time goes on (in a good way). It's a Slavetale AU, in which the reader ends up joining the resistance after a few chance encounters. The author also has a spinoff fic with the same premise but featuring Underfell instead, which results in quiiiiite a lot changing.

nemesis & nike - Various Horrorbros/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

[Warning: Contains Dark/Heavy Themes]

The reader essentially starts off in a zombie apocalypse and then gets transported into an alternate universe where they initially think that the various skeletons they meet are zombies. Turns out they are not in fact, zombies, but like most of them still want to kill the reader so...

Rules to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse - Swapfell!Skelebros/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

[Warning: Contains Dark/Heavy Themes] [Warning: Contains Explicit Content.]

More zombie apocalypse stuff! Except this time you're stuck there with a pair of weird skeletons! You give them nicknames so you don't get attached, but of course you end up getting attached anyway.

To My Horror - Horror!Skelebros/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

Post-surfacing Horrortale fic where the skelebros get to go live their farming dreams. With you! Slice of life with a dash of intimidation and angst.

If you enjoyed the Horrortale/Farmtale fusion, you'll be glad to hear there's also...

The Skeleton Stalks - Horrortale!Sans/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

Another Horror-farm-tale fusion which has just begun recently! You live on a farm and all of a sudden there is this Big Intelligent Dog hanging around. Eventually, your new neighbors are sent to check in on you and your Great(er) Dog, which leads to some sweet interactions.

The Ruse - Swapfell!Sans/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

This is a rework! I read the original fic while it was being originally posted and I ADORED it, and the rework is superb <3 Sans is the Captain of the Royal Guard, who must fight valiantly against the villanous Eclipse, who exists only to spread terror... and you're just some human chilling on the sidelines, posting treasonous Soriel posts on the Undernet.

I'm so so so excited for it to return auauusgfhfhdj THE ORIGINAL FIC IS GONE SO I CAN'T EVEN READ IT TO SATIATE ME...

Almost Alone - Swapfell!Papyrus/Male!Reader - Finished

I love the sleepy, slow atmosphere this fic has- it's so befitting of both SF!Pap and the MC in this. It's soft and sweet and melancholic auauuauauuughgh I LOVE IT... *bursts into tears again*!!!! Also, there is a side fic which follows different POVs throughout the story, which is similarly well written!

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ONESHOTS

Date night Purring - Underfell!Papyrus/Reader - Oneshot

SUPER CUTE (and slightly suggestive)! Also Edge has a feminine body in this which is always fun. Booba <3

Scares and a Sudden Friendship - Horror!Sans/Reader - Oneshot

Reader's shitty boyfriend leaves them behind in the haunted house in which HT!Sans is working as a scare actor. Sweet little meet cute! (Meet spook?)

Fallen Star - Underfell!Gaster/Reader - Oneshot

An ooooold fic but one that never fails to break my heart. Written from the perspective of UF!Gaster recording experiment logs about the newest fallen human.

Birdy -Mafiafell!Sans/Reader - Oneshot

LET THE BIRD FUCK SHIT UP!! I love the way the Avian... siren(?) reader is characterised... there's also another oneshot in the same series which I enjoyed- love me some weird Creature Body Horror!!

I also really enjoyed the author's other fic: Moss & Mycelium, wherein the reader is a skeleton :]!!

Skeleton's Curiosity - FellswapGold!Skelebros/Reader - Oneshot

SUBNAUTICA AUUUUUUUUUUU YEAAHH BABEY!! I love mermaid AUs and I love Subnautica! Real cute!

Chance Encounter - Underfell!Papyrus/Reader - Oneshot

ANOTHER SUBNAUTICA AU :D!! Except it's just UF!Pap this time <33 !!!

Leaving A Mark - Sans/Reader - Oneshot

The twist(?) made me laugh so hard I almost cried. It's VERY cute also.

Nice to Scare You - Various/Reader - Oneshot Series

A fun series of oneshots of the spookier variety! Or more Halloween-y at least. All very good <3

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MISC. / OTHER

The Escort - Lust!Sans/Reader || &Reader - Finished

[Warning: Contains Discussions of Explicit Content.]

No romance! (But lots of kind-of-onscreen fucking.) This fic feels like looking at a bunch of polaroids, seeing a snapshot of existence. Life out of context. And it works SO well. It makes me feel sad and existential and I really love it.

Rubble & Ramparts - (An R&R-Inspired AU Fic) - Various/OC || Various&OC - Ongoing/Unfinished

Not a reader insert, but it's like. An AU of a reader insert so I'm including it here!!! Rubble and Ramparts is of course, inspired by R&R (Rabble & Rampallians), which was on my previous list but is getting linked here again for ease of navigation

ALEXIS my beloved!!!!!!! I am in loooove with the way things are going in this fic. It's so COOL and Alexis is such a freaking DELIGHT. Also I just really love reading all the notes from the Cutting Room floor, which the author has kindly included in a separate fic for your reading pleasure!!

ALSO in writing this I also remembered there is Another Spinoff AU fic which IS a reader insert (that I'm enjoying)...

Perception & Patronage (An R&R Spinoff) - Various/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

Thank the stars I remembered this, it's really fun!! Also judging by the tags there is also plans for. not only Various Sanses/Reader, but also READER/READER, which is such an underrated thing I love it, but I digress. It's a really fun spin on a really fun fic <3

Teen Livin' - Various Skelebros & Reader + Frisk/Reader - Ongoing/Unfinished

[Warning: Contains Dark/Heavy Themes]

Cute and sad! Platonic reader insert. The reader is a troubled teen who befriends Frisk, and gets to meet a bunch of skeletal guardians. The skeletons have a familial/friend's cool cousin vibe with the reader, which is really sweet! The fic is currently going through a Halloween Special which I'm enjoying quite a bit (Haunted dolls! Ghosts! Blood!! Still very sad :[...)

Something Good - Fellswap Gold!Papyrus/Reader(?) || /OC(s) - Ongoing/Unfinished

Technically not a reader insert since Coffee is the MC, but I can forgive it because I'm really really invested in this and I really adore the character dynamics so far <3 Coffee striking it out on his own is always a fun thing to explore, and I'm excited to see more!!

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I love writing up these rec lists- it's such a fun way for me to rediscover fics I've enjoyed, thank you for giving me another opportunity to reread some of my favourite fics and more importantly to share them with you! I hope you enjoy them as much as I did :D!!!

I'll probably leave it here for now or else I'll end up rereading fics forever lolol it's already like 3am I gotta sleep SOMETIME

[moaloves]

TXT as buzzfeed unsolved

Yeonjun does not in fact give it up. As in he literally bugs Soobin for a straight month before Soobin snaps and is like “OKAY FINE” but like,,, Soobin isn’t dumb he’s not doing this alone. So he forces their (underage but you know what that’s besides the point) friends into helping them. Kai and Taehyun are all for it but Beomgyu (their resident scaredy cat) is like …uh …no???? But Soobin bribes him with food and threatens him with blackmail so he got on board pretty fast.

Yeonjun forced all of them to film an intro to all of the channel’s and it’s literally the cringiest thing the others have ever seen. Like it’s all of them crammed into Soobin and Yeonjun’s tiny ass dorm room sitting on Soobin’s bed screaming “Hey! It’s the spooky boys!” into the camera with their names edited on as captions with comic sans. They Hate Him.

They gain popularity like crazy fast,,,,it’s five attractive young men with chemistry anyone can see. People fall in love with them bc of their dynamic.

Yeonjun and Taehyun firmly believe in ghosts, Beomgyu says he doesn’t and then end up crying when he hears the wind and crying “Yeonjun hyung!!!!” and Soobin and Kai both think it’s bullshit

So like there’s a bunch of compilations titled things like: Beomgyu being a scaredy-cat for five minutes straight, Soobin and Kai being done with Yeonjun and Taehyun for fifteen minutes, Spooky boys being dumb af for twenty minutes straight and many more.

Once Soobin and Kai set up a prank where there was like a little tube of toothpaste just sitting on a counter in the bathroom of the hotel they were staying in and there was an invisible rope attached to it that Soobin can reach from his bed so when poor Beomgyu gets up in the middle of the night to take a leak he can pull it and make it seem like a ghost did it

Seems funny right?

It was not

Beomgyu cried so hard they had to cut the camera for an entire hour as the rest desperately tried to calm him down On that note there are Beomgyu getting so scared he cried compilations. There are currently six of them.

Poor boy

Occasionally they take requests but that’s rare tbh

Most of their videos go: Yeonjun awake at four am with bloodshot eyes and every light of Yeonbin’s tiny ass apartment turned on and Soobin sitting in the back looking dead inside: “Ok! Guys! There’s this! Murder house! Thing!!” “the lizzie borden house” “YEAH! THAT! And we’re gonna go so here’s all the research I did instead of studying for my finals!” *cue Soobin choking: you didn’t study?!* yeonjun ignores him

Beomgyu, Kai, and Taehyun both get checked out of school like once a week for this and their teachers are always like ??? And they’re just like “time to haunt some spooks” the teachers Hate Them

People are literally like ??? Do yall go to school ???

Also Yeonjun is a dance major and Soobin is an arts major and when their fans find out they beg for covers

So they start a new channel

It’s called something stupid like Spooky Boys Try Things

And they do dumbass challenges on it but they also showcase their musical prowess so that’s fun People fall even more in love with these idiots

They end up getting so big they get to go to VidCon

Which like-

It was a MESS

Beomgyu was sent to go get drinks and he got so lost he literally ended up in an abandoned part of the hotel and he was vlogging the whole thing for their side chanel and it literally went like: “H-hey g-guys… So… I’m *sniffles* l-lost and-and I-I’m a-afraid I’m go-gonna h-have to haunt this place *sniffles* forever and everyone will make fun of me as a g-ghost because o-of it.” and then he breaks down in tears

Taehyun finds him and drags him back by the ear

And like they all tease him bc he got lost but Yeonbin institute a mandatory buddy system afterwards (because for the few minutes that they couldn’t find Beomgyu it was literally terrifying because that’s the underage boy they’re in charge of so they were like where the hell is he)

At the end of the day even if they’re mean as hell to each other they do love each other a lot and it shows up on and off camera (even when SooKai make Beomgyu cry for the fifth time that week )

[maple-rose]

I went to see Gundam SEED Freedom tonight.

I don't ever talk about it here, but before I fell into the Fire Emblem hole, Gundam SEED was my obsession throughout highschool and university (if you ever find my deviantART or livejournal account, uh.... the proof is all there, embarrassingly...).

Anyway I've been waiting for this movie for like 15 years. It's kinda surreal that it even exists, amidst rumors of it being cancelled and all.

I wore my Murrue cosplay jacket I made 15 years ago (it still kinda fits, lol), brought a Haro plush and a Lacus plush.

The movie itself, it was fun! Lots of fanservice (both in terms of people and mechs). The pacing felt too fast in the 1st half, and most of the new characters aren't very well developed but that's kinda expected given the run time. Other than that, as a long time fan, it was a good movie!

Also it looks really nice! SEED/Destiny always had inconsistency in art and animation so it's good to see more good animation.

Some specific thoughts under the cut (spoiler warning):

Mu x Murrue scenes! screams Have I mentioned they were my OTP throughout highschool and university? Mu cut his hair and it looks way better! The new ORB uniforms look good, though kinda wish to see Mu in casual outfits more

RIP Archangel T__T You went through and survived so much…

Mu said his line lol (actually 2 of them, Shinn called him an Ossan and he said he's not an Ossan (callback to same exchange with Dearka))

Kira's pinboard has some nostalgic photos on it! Including the shot of the Archangel crew from the 3rd Destiny ending <3

Lacus got so many new outfits! I'm not sure if I like her role in this but she is more interesting than in Destiny

I got new respect for Athrun now. I was hoping someone would slap Kira out of his slump and he delivered!

I actually like Shinn more now too, when he's not being an angsty teen and instead a simpleton kid/the comic relief

Kira.. I think this Kira is an improvement from Destiny at least; he was really boring in Destiny… so it's good to see some emotion and see him crack. But also be more honest with his feelings

New girl Agnes is Flay 2.0? but if Flay could actually pilot a mech?

I was expecting more new mechs (to sell kits), so I'm really surprised they brought back so many existing ones (even the Buster and Duel… but not Aegis)

Though when Freedom deployed and they played Meteor, it was very nostalgic! (Meteor is basically Freedom's theme song, it first played when Freedom was first shown SEED)

New songs by TMR, Nami Tamaki, and See-Saw (who broke up pretty much after Destiny ended, came back for another song)! Also some nostalgic BGM came back

The new antagonists aren't really redeemable or sympathetic, which is a shame 'cause that's one of the things I liked about SEED; but with the runtime I get it, they're supposed to be the "bad guys" so the main crew can come together

It's kinda funny how that guy keeps calling Kira a failure, 'cause Kira is literally the Ultimate Coordinator

Lacus's pilot suit is really funny. This is actually the first time she's been sexualized like that; usually she's the pure one

The final scene is.. what I expected from a SEED climax, but a lot more hammy lol. Power of love!

They did end up confirming AsuCaga, but funny thing is Athrun and Cagalli never actually talked to each other or were in the same room even.. Meyrin is the one with Athrun (not sure if I like her new hair...)

Who is that kid with Cagalli?? He called her "Nee-san". He looks like Mu... it can't be Mu's kid, he looks too old for that. Another clone of Mu's dad? Some new guy who happens to look alike?

I saw a lot more cameos than I thought I would. The whole Archangel crew, Miriallia and Sai, Erika (ORB's head of tech, the one who gave them all Gundams), Arthur (Minerva's 2nd in command guy), Andrew Waltfeld (why didn't he have a bigger role?! He was just shown in 1 passing shot). Even some dead people were shown in flashbacks. Actually I think the flashback at the end showed all the major characters who died.

[ateez-ana]

America days 2018

The members of ATEEZ and Ana are in the middle of an intense dance class. Sweat drips from their foreheads and the music echoes in the room. They strive to follow the complex steps, perfecting each movement under the watchful eye of the instructor.

you guys are working very hard. you are a very talented group says one of the choreographers who is outside the building next to hongjoong who is waiting for the others to finish changing to go to the apartment to rest for a while Thank you, I am sure we will achieve great things.

And Ana… is an exceptional dancer. She has a bright future ahead of her. The choreographer does not hesitate to praise the girl, Ana is known for moving like water itself, she is a dancing machine, I know. She is an integral part of our group. Hongjoong does not hesitate to smile at the mention of the girl, Ana sometimes doubts her performance since it is difficult for her to think that she has to show what she is caple of in a group full of boys

Scary monsters:

they walk through a dark and gloomy hallway of a haunted house. The suspense increases with each step they take. Suddenly, a monster jumps out from hiding, causing Wooyoung and Mingi to scream in terror.

wooyoung is holding on to Ana Aaaah! I'm dying! Anyone listening to the boy would think he was being tortured.

Mingi who is hiding behind Ana juts keep screaming Save me, Ana! Please! This guy really thinks that a girl who is three heads shorter than him is capable of keeping him hidden.

Ana, despite her own nervousness, tries to calm them down with a smile. Calm down, guys. He is nothing more than an actor.

Yes, Wooyoung! They're just pretending! yeosang can only laugh at the boys' childish attitude

Wooyoung and Mingi look around, still shaky, but Ana's smile and Yeosang's jokes make them feel a little better.

.....

They find themselves in a water attraction, with water guns in their hands. Upbeat music plays in the background as they prepare for battle.

hongjoong believing himself to be the leader of the french revolution scream to everyone Prepare to get wet! Let us begin!

The members shoot water at each other mercilessly, laughing and having a blast. Ana, with her precise aim, becomes one of the main threats.

Ana points her gun at san Get ready, San! You cant get away!

San protects himself with his water gun, but Ana surpasses him in speed and soaks him completely.

You're a liar! you told me we were teamining against Johno but your words are not worth it!

Ana with a triumphant smile just said war is war San, you dont have friends in battle

....

They are in a photobooth, surrounded by extravagant costumes and accessories. They look at each other knowingly, ready to have fun.

yeosang took a pirate hat Look at this! I'm a fierce pirate!, wooyoung is putting on a pink wig And I'm a pop diva!

Ana laughs and puts on a flower crown. Ana making a funny pose do you think i look like a fairy

Members take photos with different crazy poses and comical faces, creating unforgettable memories of their day at Universal Studios Hollywood.

hongjoong is looking at the photos They are amazing! We're going to have to put them on our debut, Ana only look at him with a malicious smile on her face…. but why did you put on a costume if you already came dressed as a miniom?

While strolling along the Santa Monica Pier, they stop at an ice cream shop to try exotic flavors. Their faces of surprise and disgust when trying some of the most daring flavors cause laughter among them and the ice cream parlor's customers. Hongjoong, as always, is responsible for ordering the most classic and safe flavors.

On their walk, while they are doing silly things they start to dance a little freestyle, two young people approach them, which changes the atmosphere into a very fun moment between all the training.

Hey, I loved dancing with you. Would you like me to give you my phone number? one of the young boys ask her Ana, kindly but firmly, answers:I'm sorry, but I have a boyfriend. The boy looks around and laughs softly, is one of them your boyfriend?… Ana just nods. Hongjoong, who is watching this, is a victim of the boys' laughter and exaggerated comments. Wooyoung, wanting to bother him a little, just hits him in the shoulder while he laughs. You have competition and American, if I were you, I would do something before she finds Chris Evnas on the street. and run after him...

Hongjoong approaches Ana and takes her hand, smiling lovingly at her, with "a threatening look at the boy" Ana sees him confused… are you constipated from the ice cream?

.....

While they are walking, Hongjoong gives her a cute balloon in the shape of a dog that is doing a mime Here you go, Ana. A gift for the sweetest girl in the world. Ana smiles and takes the balloon, delighted with Hongjoong's gesture.Thank you, Hongjoong! Is beautiful!Hongjoong watches as Ana hugs the balloon lovingly and feels a little better. At least I can compete with a dog-shaped balloon.

[sludgewolf]

Can I request dave strider and Jake English (separately ) with a reader who’s very punk and edgy and plays guitar In a rock band but is super sweet and energetic

Heyo, this was very fun to write, love to write about punk and rock . Sorry for the wait, hope you like it

Disclaimer: do not copy, repost, take or feed to AI or NFTs anything I post

Masterlist

Reader's Punk Band

Dave Strider

He wants to collab with your band on some music project so badly!!

Your personality works so well with his calm and chill demeanor

you end up balancing each other out

You take loads of photos with Dave wearing whatever you picked for him, make up and all

he actually quite likes the look

Your sweetness is more than welcomed by him, he'll whine nonstop until you give him his good morning kiss and will refuse to fall asleep unless you're by his side

Dave quickly becomes very clingy with you, being glued to your hip whenever it's possible

He likes to be involved in your causes, he makes some SBHJ comics making fun of things that won't change or people that are too stuck in their ways to see beyond themselves

Dave was actually planning a party for the tumblr sexyman contest winner, so when the queen died he just mashed it all together and it ended up being a Sans themed death of the hag party

Aradia was thrilled when she received the invite

he even made you a playlist with some of your favorite bands to play during the party

at the end of the party you drag him to the rooftop to dance with you as Iris plays in the background

Jake English

Gog please tell me you wear blue or at least will implement more blue in your wardrobe

cuz you're definitely his main blue babe, even above Neytiri

so no need to be jealous of her

But seriously if you thought he was already in love with you when you first met, now he's more than head over heels for you

Jake loves how sweet and energetic you are and he usually gets excited just from seeing you excited over something

He really wants to go to every single show you perform in, meet your bandmates, wear any merch you might have

if you don't have any merch yet he's more than happy to make some for himself, he really is your biggest fan and there's no disputing that

He's your blue hair and pronouns gf

Jake practically begs you to teach him how to play some of your songs

he's always mesmerized by your hability with the guitar and he wants to learn from the best

you start with some simple cords and tries to help him keep the rhythm

which he's horrible with

Not long after you show him some bands you think he might like, you gift him a mixtape for when he goes out adventuring

Jake loves it so much that it isn't uncommon to see him just listening to it casually while walking aimlessly around

The first show you took him had him shaking of excitement, he tries to dance and sing along with every band that comes on stage

he nearly lost his voice screaming once it's your bands turn to perform, at the end of the night you're the one having to give him honey tea and painkillers instead of the other way around

[we-love-the-murder-bois]

Hi! If you're still taking scream requests, may I ask for some Stu headcanons with a very silly/goofy reader (gender neutral if you can)? Just some absolute clowns in love.

Fuck yeah! And yeah I still am, it’s till the 10th

- You two are complete fucking idiots in the best way.

- You met and there was a connection, but you both managed to trip over yourselves so much it still took a full year to actually date, and several misunderstandings before you became serious.

- Constant prank wars. It’s chaos. Stu prefers to scare you since he’s a master of standing behind doors and using horror tropes, but you have an intimate knowledge of supernatural horror and can weaponize it. It’s all in good fun and nobody gets too mad, though a knife or two have been thrown. You learned the hard way not to hide his movies like he learned not to hide your favorite snacks.

-Plus lots of joke shop pranks to keep things interesting.

- Halloween is the best time of year. Always dressed up as slashers and psychologically torturing teenagers by recreated your favorite moments. One usually films so you can compare to the movie scenes directly, and as backup when the other gets decked.

-because you two get decked /a lot/. All the ghostface injuries from the original times ten. You’ve fallen down several flights of stairs.

- Horror comedies! Billy couldn’t stand them but Stu and you watch them religiously!

- Dark comedies. You both are the giggles at a funeral. That’s probably why you aren’t ever invited to them. Do people get invited to funerals? Stu wants themes birthday cards for his funeral invites now. You want wedding style invitations with comic sans and vague instructions.

- You eventually become an honorary Ghostface when needed, he thinks it’s insanely hot. You probably fuck in the mask at least once.

- The two of you aren’t problem solvers, and you mostly do the murder thing out of boredom, since you don’t really have a motive beyond mania.

- Both of you have trouble taking things seriously, which can occasionally cause problems, but most times you resolve it on your own. When

-You have to fight over the braincell.

- You’re nothing like Tatum or Casey, and he has no desire to kill you, which he’s very vocal about. You’re pretty sure it’s his way of professing his love.

- You two probably get a dog, a really big and dumb one. It reminds you of him.

- Stu is very clingy, he holds you like you’re about to disappear, even in his sleep. You’re pretty clingy too.

- Lots of sex.

- He loves them because they feel like a best friend, an an equal. They never make him feel stupid but keep him in his place, and make their own mistakes that makes them human.

- They love him because he has heart. He really is sensitive under the goofing and the homicide, and it’s amazing to see underneath that to who he is. How he shows the world his true self but still keeps his own secrets that only they know. They he wears his heart of his sleeve but it’s theirs to keep. That he’s flawed and scarred and irrevocably human in a way no other slasher was.

—-

This is great. I may keep adding to it if I have ideas! I normally add a bonus poly but I think Billy would die if he had to deal with two Stu’s.

[samurairobotics]

* Thanks to Jessie Gould (May '98)

Article 4: Thanks to Jessie Gould

Fantomas Side Project Takes Center Stage

Band unites members of Faith No More, Slayer, the Melvins and Mr. Bungle.

Two weeks before Fantomas are scheduled to play their first show as a band, guitarist Buzz Osborne said he thinks the album's worth of material that the quartet has assembled is primed to sail right over the heads of average radio listeners.

Those who may not get the Fantomas' message, Osborne guesses, include fans of Faith No More, whose singer, Mike Patton, happens to be one of the members of Fantomas.

"This is about as far removed as you could get from Faith No More," Osborne said of the songs that Fantomas will debut June 18 at Slim's in San Francisco. "I think people that were into that band probably won't be into this at all. It's really quite atmospheric and manic. It's probably too well-thought-out for the general public to get. Most people who buy records are stupid and this will go right over their heads. I think Mike's done a really good job crafting the stuff. The average mullethead redneck won't get this at all."

Osborne, singer/guitarist of sludge-core act the Melvins, said Fantomas -- whose other members are Mr. Bungle bassist Trevor Dunn and ex-Slayer skinsman Dave Lombardo -- have pulled together a good variety of tunes.

"It runs the gamut. There's stuff that's, like, fast, thrashy stuff, along with some really atmospheric, spooky kind-of stuff," Osborne said. "Mike can do a lot of amazing things with his voice. There's everything from hard-core screaming to sort-of operatic singing -- which I don't know how he'll take but certainly is a compliment."

Greg Werckman, the nascent foursome's manager, said the project grew from tapes recorded by Patton.

"Mike came up with this idea. He did the tape himself with certain players in mind," Werckman said. "He picked all his favorite musicians -- it was like him putting together his own all-star band. He made a tape of himself playing and impersonating those guys, he sent it to everybody and there it was."

Osborne said Patton has maintained a clear vision for the project from the start, the music for which he described as being the equivalent of a soundtrack to a comic book.

"This stuff, there's no regular verse-chorus-verse songwriting that the basic stupid heavy-metal mind is always looking for," Osborne said. "There were no rules in mind. [Patton] used a comic book as a guideline and read along with the comic book and then decided how the music would go along with it."

Fans such as Nick Chester, who runs FNM, a Faith No More website, are anxious to the point of obsession to hear the super side-project live.

"As always, when it comes to Patton/Bungle projects, I'm very excited to hear what the group sounds like live," Chester said. "Without even having heard their sound, I'm planning on attending all four shows in New York City, based on the band's lineup alone."

In a perverse display of futility, Osborne expressed a desire to perform at an upcoming radio-station-organized festival before audiences doomed to not understand what's being played.

"I cannot wait to play this kind of stuff with a bunch of these totally retarded radio bands akin to No Doubt, " Osborne said. "I can't wait to play this stuff alongside bands like that, especially to play to stupid morons that go to those blow-job radio shows. There's no way these retards that run the radio stations will ever play this. They're far too stupid to get anything like this. It's bad-news music. It's gonna be fun to blow a bunch of those pancake idiots out of the water."

[holycrownstarlight]

( Face Claim )

Hi everyone! (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

I'd like to introduce to you my spidersona, Silky Gem - a Brazilian Jewel Tarantula ^^

I was never a big fan of spiders as they all terrified me but, this one in particular helped me get over my arachnophobia just a little.

I wanted my design to be solely based on the qualities that this spider shows rather than what the OG Peter Parker has got on. Nothing wrong with it particular, just that it didn't scream "spider" to me besides the webs and logo ofc.

Besides that, I've been working on a comic about this since the release of the second spiderverse movie! It's still under the works but it's coming along (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

I'd say the fur coat looks a bit off as it doesn't seem to fit the rest of the colors but then again that is part of the colors of the Brazilian Jewel's bottom. Or either like a burgundy. Actually now looking back at the other photos, should've done Burgundy (⁠┛⁠✧⁠Д⁠✧⁠)⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

Update: Did a quick revised ref of what it'll look like with Burgundy. Imagine that as the final piece

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Theme Song:

Dance the Night by Dua Lipa

Step On It by Ariana Grande

HIP by MAMAMO

Pocketful of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingful

Quote: "We have to be greater than what we suffer"

Nickname: Camila Ji-Hyun Santos

Alias: Silky Gem

Type: Brazilian Jewel Tarantula 💎

Age + bday: 17, Fri Dec 3

Gender: Female

Ethnicity: Asian Latin American

Hometown: San Francisco

Earth: 201823

Occupation: Student, Costume designer/Seamstress, Artist, Vigilante

Likes:

Dance

Fashion

Drawing

Dislikes:

Miguel O'Hara

Fascits

Great leadership skills

Dedicated to one's beliefs/causes

Anger could go 0 to 100 real quick

Fiery intuition

Doesnt sugarcoat anything; speaks what she thinks

All about individuality and freedom with a knack of fun and adventure

Always protects her friends

Can come across as intimidating but is sweet (for the most part)

Has an eye for details and analytical outlook

Can be a bit childish sometimes

ENFJ

1w9

Soulful + sentimental

Passionate, independent, and driven

Very energetic and compassionate

Very confident and headstrong

Adaptable

Artistic and creative

Rebellious

Innovative and eccentric

Witty

Sassy and fiesty

Wise and determined

Virtuous, studious

Combat: long range

Skills: aerial

Abilities

- web shooting

- wall crawling

- spidey sense

- camouflage

- night vision

- enhanced senses, speed

- superhuman strength

- high durability, reflexes, and healing factor

Introducing “Silk Gem”, the arachnid-inspired hero guarding the vibrant streets of San Francisco.

Meet Camila Ji-Hyun Santos, a spirited Asian Latin American teenager, navigating the bustling streets with a newfound twist in her life’s web.

It all began innocently enough in BioChemistry class at Mission High School where Cami had a knack for connecting w/ animals. Little did she know that the class pet, a stunning Brazilian Jewel Tarantula named Sapphire's, would change her destiny forever. 

Drawn to Sapphire’s mysterious beauty, Cami spends any chance she can get to care for  after school. One evening, during a routine feeding session, a sudden mishap led to a startled Sapphire, biting Cami in a defensive reaction. 

Shocked and initially fearful, Cami later realizes the bite has bestowed her extraordinary abilities. 

Over the following days, Cami begins to manifest spider-like abilities:

With her newfound abilities and love for aiding those in need, she uses it to an advantage to help protect the city.

Now as Silk Gem, with her heart as big as the Golden Gate Bridge and a determination forged from the colorful streets called home, she patrols the diverse neighborhoods of SF.

But though being a hero comes not just crime fighting, but also interference with her personal life. She tries to navigate the complexities of teenagehood with the challenges of school, family, friends, and love all while balancing her dual identities. When obstacles come to push her around, she finds strength in her cause, motivating and reminding her “Why”.

In the Twilight shadows of the city by the bay, Silk Gem stands as a beacon of resiliency and determination, a testament to the transformative power of endurance and self worth.

Camila was a whirlwind of energy and talent at her high school. In the classroom, she was the studious academic achiever, excelling in advanced placement courses and leading study groups late into the evening. Her artistic side shone brightly through her involvement in theater productions, where her creativity breathed life into every character she portrayed.

Beyond the stage, Camila was a social butterfly, effortlessly navigating between student government meetings, charity drives, and community service projects. Always impeccably dressed, she set trends effortlessly, her fashion sense turning heads in the hallways and at school events.

As a leader, she spearheaded business clubs and organized memorable fundraisers and dances, ensuring every detail was perfect. Her passion for social justice was evident in her activism for environmental issues and human rights, driving change within and beyond the school walls.

Despite her busy schedule, Camila remained a versatile and multi-talented student, balancing music rehearsals, sports practices, and academic club meetings with ease. Her charisma and kindness made her beloved by peers and teachers alike, leaving an indelible mark on everyone fortunate enough to know her.

Despite Cami's impressive array of talents and positive qualities, she, like everyone else, would likely have some flaws that add depth to her character:

1. **Perfectionism**: Cami's drive for academic and artistic excellence could sometimes border on perfectionism, leading her to put excessive pressure on herself and others around her.

2. **Overcommitment**: Her involvement in numerous clubs and activities might occasionally overwhelm her, causing stress and fatigue as she tries to balance everything.

3. **Impulsiveness**: In her pursuit of new trends and experiences, Sarah might occasionally act impulsively, making decisions without fully considering the consequences.

4. **Difficulty Saying No**: Because of her desire to help others and be involved in various projects, Sarah might find it challenging to say no, leading to overextension and burnout.

5. **Competitiveness**: While her competitive nature drives her to excel, it could sometimes strain relationships if not kept in check, especially in academic or extracurricular contexts.

6. **Tendency to Overlook Details**: Despite her leadership abilities, Cami's focus on big-picture goals could lead her to overlook crucial details in planning and organizing events.

7. **Workaholic Tendencies**: Cami's passion for her activities might occasionally lead her to neglect self-care, sacrificing rest and relaxation for productivity.

Reblogs are more ideal > Likes

[flirting-with-psychology]

it is raining.

you can see the sunset now.

my birthday is in july.

i have been to the movie theater in the past week.

i have a test in school tomorrow.

people think i’m smart.

i am good at drawing.

i take long showers.

a horror movie has scared me so much that when i’m in the shower, i always have to look outside the curtain to make sure nobody’s there.

thunderstorms scare me.

i never wear a watch.

we have lunch too late in school.

i write on everything with sharpies.

i am an only child.

a bird has somehow gotten inside my house.

i have/had a pet parrot.

i like frozen dinners.

i have curly or wavy hair.

i don’t like my hair but i get compliments about it.

there is no good music on the radio.

i have brown eyes.

munchkins are better than donuts.

jelly munchkins are the best kind.

i like the color green.

i have never broken a bone.

there is a room in my house with reddish walls.

my basement is unfinished.

i never paint my nails. 

i’m using an optical mouse.

i have never been to my state’s capital.

i hate it when people say your mom.

i have not eaten for a day straight.

i only do my homework if i feel like it.

i have made a fake screen name just to bug someone.

i have stalked someone.

i’m good at playing pool.

i don’t need an ipod because i still use my portable cd player.

there is a plant in this room.

there is a buddha statue in my house. 

i like making charts and graphs to explain things.

i like the font comic sans.

i always use the same font.

i like screaming as loud as i can when no one is around.

i keep track of how many calories i consume daily.

i have multiple striped shirts.

i sometimes wear skinny jeans.

i wear jeans 99% of the time.

i have been in a casino.

i have won money from a scratch ticket.

when websites have counters, i go on and keep refreshing them.

buttons are fun to press.

i am employed.

i have seen a rated r movie in school.

i went to a private elementary school.

i am terrible at singing.

i buy a lot of things on ebay.

i don’t like shopping.

i hate hollister.

when it snows, i sometimes shovel the walkway.

i have a notebook just for doodling and scribbling.

i have more mix cds than regular cds.

i love playing the sims.

i don’t like pie.

i know the number pi up to 10 digits.

i used to live in another country.

i know someone from china.

i can balance a spoon on my nose.

i crack my knuckles a lot.

i can crack my back.

i take piano lessons.

it is some time from 8:00 to 9:00.

i wake up early in the morning.

there is school tomorrow.

i have skipped school because i had nothing to wear.

at hotels, i sneak out at night.

hotels have comfy beds.

i don’t want a boyfriend/girlfriend.

i take showers at night.

i wear the same perfume every day.

my ears aren’t pierced.

gift cards are the best gifts to get.

i have been to alaska.

i hate using mechanical pencils because i never have extra lead.

i have seen a shakespeare play.

i know how many cups are in a quart.

my hair color changes often.

i cut and paste instead of copy and paste.

my birthday is/was this month.

i have a tattoo.

i drink 8 glasses of water every day.

spongebob is funny.

i don’t drink soda a lot.

i can’t roll my tongue.

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

545 of 2023

it is raining.

you can see the sunset now.

my birthday is in july.

i have been to the movie theater in the past week.

i have a test in school tomorrow.

people think i’m smart.

i am good at drawing.

i take long showers.

a horror movie has scared me so much that when i’m in the shower, i always have to look outside the curtain to make sure nobody’s there.

thunderstorms scare me.

i never wear a watch.

we have lunch too late in school.

i write on everything with sharpies.

i am an only child.

a bird has somehow gotten inside my house.

i have/had a pet parrot.

i like frozen dinners.

i have curly or wavy hair.

i don’t like my hair but i get compliments about it.

there is no good music on the radio.

i have brown eyes.

munchkins are better than donuts.

jelly munchkins are the best kind.

i like the color green.

i have never broken a bone.

there is a room in my house with reddish walls.

my basement is unfinished.

i never paint my nails. (lol)

i’m using an optical mouse.

i have never been to my state’s capital.

i hate it when people say your mom.

i have not eaten for a day straight.

i only do my homework if i feel like it.

i have made a fake screen name just to bug someone.

i have stalked someone.

i’m good at playing pool.

i don’t need an ipod because i still use my portable cd player.

there is a plant in this room.

there is a buddha statue in my house. (for sale)

i like making charts and graphs to explain things.

i like the font comic sans.

i always use the same font.

i like screaming as loud as i can when no one is around.

i keep track of how many calories i consume daily.

i have multiple striped shirts.

i sometimes wear skinny jeans.

i wear jeans 99% of the time.

i have been in a casino.

i have won money from a scratch ticket.

when websites have counters, i go on and keep refreshing them.

buttons are fun to press.

i am employed.

i have seen a rated r movie in school.

i went to a private elementary school.

i am terrible at singing.

i buy a lot of things on ebay.

i don’t like shopping.

i hate hollister.

when it snows, i sometimes shovel the walkway.

i have a notebook just for doodling and scribbling.

i have more mix cds than regular cds.

i love playing the sims.

i don’t like pie.

i know the number pi up to 10 digits.

i used to live in another country.

i know someone from china.

i can balance a spoon on my nose.

i crack my knuckles a lot.

i can crack my back.

i take piano lessons.

it is some time from 8:00 to 9:00.

i wake up early in the morning.

there is school tomorrow.

i have skipped school because i had nothing to wear.

at hotels, i sneak out at night.

hotels have comfy beds.

i don’t want a boyfriend/girlfriend.

i take showers at night.

i wear the same perfume every day.

my ears aren’t pierced.

gift cards are the best gifts to get.

i have been to alaska.

i hate using mechanical pencils because i never have extra lead.

i have seen a shakespeare play.

i know how many cups are in a quart.

my hair color changes often.

i cut and paste instead of copy and paste.

my birthday is/was this month.

i have a tattoo.

i drink 8 glasses of water every day.

spongebob is funny.

i don’t drink soda a lot.

i can’t roll my tongue.

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Steve: I think that Comic Sans always screams “fun.”

Tony: I hate you.

[tsunderedoctor]

How They Kiss 3

some more babies I’ve been thinking about

“Red Haired” Shanks

Another casual/lazy kisser; but boy is also a pervert so expect him to get a bit handsy! It’s not his fault his partner in crime is just too cute to resist! Would literally just peck your lips and grab a feel at your assets while at it!

The crew stops asking why every time he comes back after seeing you he has a black eye or a red handprint on his cheek. They don’t want to know that badly-

Always laughs and swats your fists/slaps away and has this smug cheeky grin that just makes you feel weak in the knees (and he knows it too-).

Surprisingly can be serious when he has to say goodbye, holds your face and looks deep into your eyes as he leans in for a kiss; but still somehow ends with his hand on your butt. It’s like his hands are out to get him and he can’t control it! (”I swear I didn’t mean to this time, it’s just instinct!”)

“Red Flag” X-Drake

He’s a stern kisser (is that a thing?). He treats kisses like his work, with this hard look and determined eyes. It can be a bit intimidating, but is also kind of hot knowing he takes it so seriously!

Will blush a bit and cough awkwardly if s/o kisses him out of the blue. He’s still used to the idea of being with someone and the whole relationship life. He also never had much affection growing up so this is just a whole new world for him.

When s/o leaves after kissing him he has this small smile and it makes him feel wanted and appreciated for once! 

Won’t ask for kisses, but has this longing look in his eyes as he looks at your lips and you know right away he wants a kiss; baby is just unsure how to ask or if he even can!

Donquixote “Cora-san” Rosinante 

An innocent kisser! Just loves kisses! They remind him of his childhood before all the craziness happened; the nights where he would have a nightmare and his mom would kiss his forehead and sing him to sleep.

Gets really excited after kissing and does a little skip (that sometimes ends in him falling- ha he’s falling for you). 

You actually can’t help but giggle at his cuteness which leads him to be confused and wondering what’s so funny. You could tell him, he would just blush and look down all shy; or you could say nothing and he will smile sweetly and go about his day.

Physical affection and words of affirmation are this man’s love languages! So it always makes his day when s/o gives him pecks. Wouldn’t know what to do if things got steamy though; you would have to lead the way! 

Rob Lucci

A sadistic kisser! He likes seeing how much it takes until his s/o is wanton and needing something else besides just innocent kisses.

The type to shut you up with a kiss if you two are arguing. He doesn’t like to be insulted and wouldn’t want to raise his voice/hand at you; so what better way to keep you quiet then with his lips?

Doesn’t initiate kisses; s/o has to be the one to do that. If he’s in a particular mood he may give in right away, but most times he wants to know how bad you want it and what you will do for it.

Get’s a bit jealous if you give Hattori pecks; excuse you those lips are his. Will send daggers at you for the rest of the day and will deny you any kisses no matter how much you beg.

Penguin

The boy next door kisser! Has totally read love novels/comics and thinks he is a 10/10 kisser because of it. Is actually pretty confident in his kissing abilities and would bet with the others he can make you a blushing mess.

In reality his kisses are good, but not like fireworks; but you can’t help but smile at how happy he looks knowing you like kissing him.

Gets red when you kiss his cheek or the top of his hat. Makes him feel like some shy teenage boy rather than a cool guy. Would have a quiet voice asking for more while looking at his feet.

Totally loves when you dominate the kisses because it makes him feel safe. Boy is a pirate and has had a tough life himself, so it’s nice knowing he has at least one person he can feel safe with!

Shachi

An inexperienced kisser! Definitely not a bad thing and somewhat sweet to see how nervous and shy he gets. Fixes his shades or messes with his hat while he stares at you (and you’re like “boy you gonna ask or what?”)

Cannot kiss in front of the crew; he knows how embarrassed he gets and will not be put on the list of things they make fun of him for. Tells the crew how awesome he is and how he makes you swoon (I see him and Penguin getting competitive and their s/os are like “If people only knew.”).

Might go to Law for advice and Law just stares at him like, da fuck? Then tries to play it off that this is for his friend/nephew, not him.

Will only take his shades off to kiss you. Didn’t plan on it, but you took them off when you two were about to kiss and now does it every time after!

Cavendish

This isn’t a kissing type, rather a troupe. He’s the player who has kissed everyone, but once with s/o gets so flustered and bashful (like “this for me?” meme).

Can see him with someone who didn’t fall head over heels with him and he has been trying to win them over, but ended up falling for them instead. Is that too cliché? Meh, he’s a cliché guy so it’s fine-

Loves seeing s/o’s smile after kissing and it makes his heart just flutter with joy knowing he can make someone this happy. Used to use kissing for his own amusement/pleasure, now he only wants to see your pleasure!

Wants kisses when he comes back from trips because he missed s/o so much and he was very brave/strong so he deserve some reward! 

Bartolomeo

A fanboy kisser! Like just screams/fangirls after kissing! How did he get so lucky to have you as his one and only, his star, his moon, his sun- (okay bro chill).

Loves holding your hands when and after kissing you; actually just wants to hold your hand all the time. It makes him feel loved and cared for, even when he gets obsessive; you still are there for him! 

Reminds me of Juvia Lockser; so after a mission/battle wants to go on a date and kiss you! 

Would also have a plush version of you that he kisses when you are not there. He sleeps with it too and it is his most prized possession. Not sure if you should be weirded out or not-

If you told him to get rid of it would totally hide it and said he did-

[hqcult]

PERFECT ## oikawa tooru

the air of perfection surrounding you makes him sick. you're worse than the geniuses he hates

. tw misogny, predatory behavior, smut, noncon/dubcon, slight dacryphilia, corruption kink, fingering . wc 1.2k

before his flight to argentina in a few months, oikawa made it a hobby to swing by his alma mater. 

iwa's too busy and he can't possibly bother his best friend when he's working so hard in college. so oikawa tooru goes alone. sometimes, he comes in early while the team's still there. maybe he'll even join matches for fun — coach irihata still has a soft spot for him, apparently. 

but most of the time he comes when the gym is empty; when there's an absence of the squeaking shoes and the ricocheting balls. it never fails to make his heart swell in nostalgia. ah, how he’ll miss this place terribly once he moves to argentina. 

something did change, though. 

oikawa wouldn't call it drastic but the first time he crashed their practice, he was all but pleasantly surprised to see the new aoba johsai manager. 

you were a pretty thing and the boys adore you a lot. you didn't look the type to apply as manager just to score an athlete boyfriend nor did you seem to have any other objective other than taking care of the team. oikawa can say as much because he could see how the new captain looks at you and the way you purposely try to keep things platonic. friendly. you don't let yahaba, or anyone in the team, go the extra mile for you.

and the fact that you can miraculously keep kyoutani in check is the cherry on top. while the said player is still rough around the edges, he learned how to listen to you and the last time kyoutani ever listened to anyone was months ago, when iwaizumi was still in the team. 

team morale is high when you're there to support them on the sidelines. in your white and turquoise tracksuit yet still managing to look attractive. yahaba's got quite the patience, if oikawa do say so himself. 

you were like some sort of goddess to them. it's sickening how dewy-eyed his ex-teammates would get whenever you smile and hand them their water bottles. it was too good to be true. you were too good to be true. there has got to be some sort of conspiracy behind this whole ordeal. 

"oikawa-san, i didn't think you'd be here at this hour."

he turns around at the sound of your voice. there you stood in casual clothes, hair tied up and face bare. with the harsh angles the moonlight created together with the poor lighting of the gym, you look normal. not an air of that perfection he’s always seen circulating around you. 

"how did you get in? only yahaba and i have the keys."

you saunter closer and it wasn't a wise move on your part. while you have aoba johsai as the same denominator, the alumnus was still practically a stranger. quick exchanges of acknowledgments aren't exactly sufficient to get to know someone. let alone be friends with. but you never once thought any of that. how naive.

he smiles as you finally stood next to him. you can't help the slight dread pool in your stomach at the sight of it. with his tall lean frame that can easily overpower you, the smile looked more ominous than friendly. 

"bold of you to assume i gave the keys back. why do you think shigeru had to duplicate them again for you?"

you didn't see it coming, the arm oikawa slings around your shoulders before pulling you flush against him. you would've lost your balance if you hadn't clutched the lapels of his coat. 

"can it be…" his plush lips graze the shell of your ear as he whispers. "our little secret, cutie?"

warning bells are going off in your head. it tells you to run and stay the fuck away from him but you did nothing of the sort, had only forced a polite smile and swiftly ducked around to get his arm off you. 

this is oikawa tooru we're talking about. 

yeah, you know he's quite the ladies man but you doubt he'd go... that far, especially if he knows the person's uncomfortable. not to mention, you're part of the volleyball team! you're managing his past team. surely, maybe, the familial bond extended to you too despite only joining their little family this year. you were just being paranoid. you were reading into it too much. 

"uhm, yes. of-of course."

oikawa does have to admit, seeing little miss perfect stutter and avert her eyes from him did wonders to his ego. well, now you don't look anything like the goddess his ex-team worships. you're not exuding the same level of confidence or reliability that you always carry yourself with. you look unsure of yourself. powerless in the face of real dominance. 

"why are you here?"

"i…" is it really wise for you to say why? "i forgot the team's record notebook in the girl's locker room. i need to pass a summary of it to coach tomorrow.”

oikawa smiles, eyes comically lighting up in excitement before slinging a heavy, oppressive arm around you again. "ooh, i'll come with!"

you walk with shoulders slightly folded in and the ex-captain likes you like this. all meek and submissive. he daresay you look prettier compliant and not like a self-entitled princess who thinks she shouldn't bother being romantically involved with an athlete. he still thinks you were bitchy and idiotic for friend zoning yahaba of all people. he thought you should be very thankful for getting noticed by his junior. 

but oh well, at least oikawa gets to have a go. 

to witness firsthand what the fuss about you is all about.

you wanted to shrug his arm away and he knows that but he won't do it. the fact that you're struggling to even speak up about it makes him smirk. see, now you know your place. as you should. sometimes, girls like you who get silly little ideas in their head should be reminded of where they truly stand in the food chain. oikawa is more than glad to be the one reminding you. 

you told him to wait outside while you sauntered into the girls' locker room and oikawa smiles that innocent smile before nodding. 

a prey really shouldn't have turned her back on a predator.

just as you picked up your blue notebook on the bench, the resounding lock of the door clicking shut sounded too loud in a closed-off space. "oikawa—'

"you know, i'd really appreciate if we drop formalities. i think screaming tooru while i fuck you sound way better. makes things more intimate, dontcha think?"

he was onto you before you even got the chance to turn around. the notebook you were holding drops to the ground as he grabs hold of your wrists, his leg swiping at your ankles to tackle you to the ground. he's quick. the floor is hard and cold when your back crashes into it. you wince, the shock of what's happening yet to register in your system. never before thinking that this sort of thing will happen to you.

oikawa isn't as cruel or disgusting as you think. you were both legal adults. he knows. after all, he was there when the team decided to throw you a surprise birthday party on your 18th. he was also there from around the corner, eavesdropping when yahaba pulled you aside and confessed his feelings to you and you had the fucking audacity to turn him down. 

he doesn't want to call this revenge, not when he'd still do it whether or not shigeru had confessed. 

you were from a different breed of people. worse than geniuses. you are so disgustingly perfect in every sense of the word that it's so fucking unfair. it fueled jealousy more severe than he ever felt from tobio or ushiwaka. 

because people aren't perfect. people aren't meant to be perfect. even oikawa himself is far from it so why should you be any different from him? you're nothing special. you're ordinary just like him. you don't deserve it. you're not even working hard enough like oikawa to fucking deserve it!

you were red in the face when he took a good look at your pinned form underneath him. your eyes are glossy but held fierce contempt as you meet his gaze, your lips sealed shut in a straight line. you were trying to hold yourself back from crying and it only fuels the fire of his anger. 

"what, think i'm not worth your tears?" he growls, a hand coming up to pull your hair. he sits atop you, his legs pinning yours down as he straddles your hips. "think you're so high and mighty that you won't cry for your oh so dependable oikawa-san?" he purposely makes his voice high-pitched like a girl, copying you spitefully. 

"that’s fine, i can give you a real reason to cry."

he rips your flimsy shorts off and ogles at your cute panties. pink with little bows? how innocent. 

his large hand covers your mouth, the heavy pressure keeping your head in place as his other hand cups your sex. the heat of his palms makes you squirm. already simulating the sensitive nerves and you poorly try shaking your head in denial. because no no no your body shouldn't be enjoying it!

"ou're a real piece of work, (name)-chan," he starts, voice conversation as he nudges your underwear aside, the flat of his thumb drawing lazy circles against your bare clit. "why pretend you don't like it? it's okay to accept pleasure from ordinary people like me. you're plain and average at best too, you know."

with both his hands occupied, you can freely try pushing him away but it's futile. he's too strong and your head is starting to ache with how hard he's pressing it against the floor. 

his blissful expression peeves you out entirely. he doesn't look regretful in the slightest. "you should really get off of that high horse, cutie. stop pushing me away. silly little girls like you belong like this, underneath a capable and powerful man to protect you."

you pant, the ministrations on your clit too good but you don't let it blind you. 

"fuck yo—"

but oikawa doesn't let you finish. he swoops in for a kiss, a hand holding your jaw firmly in place so you can't bite him. a particular hard nudge on your clit makes you gasp instinctively and his tongue invades your mouth. he's a good kisser. so damn skilled from all the girls he's kissed before you. maybe if circumstances had been different, you'd have butterflies in your stomach. 

"aw," he coos against your lips. "i see. little miss perfect wants me to fuck her? how cute."

you thrash and squirm, a pathetic sneer on your face as he holds you down with ease. all it takes is one firm hold against your shoulder as he nibbles on your neck, kissing and suckling at your skin until they turn purple and red. he placed them in positions he knows you can never cover even with the official aoba johsai uniform. why would you cover them anyway? you should wear his hickeys with confidence! it's the one evidence to show he even bothered himself with you so you should be grateful to him!

"let go of me, you jer—!"

"i don't think i'll suck on your tits today, cutie. no time. let's get to the fucking already then, yeah?" 

you absolutely hate his voice. it's the signature high-pitched and childlike tone partnered with that goofy smile of his. a facade he always wears when dealing with other people. a show he's mastered to an artform. he looks awfully unbothered by how wrong this is and it chills you to the bone. 

"oikawa-san—please—"

"i told you it's tooru!" he whines, pouting. "how many times do i have to tell you?"

panic seizes you when his ankles hook around your legs to force them open. he hears none of your pleas and shoves two long fingers up your pussy. there's a slight stinging feeling as he looks for that one spot that'll make you succumb, make you admit defeat. 

"if you want my dick inside this pussy you better call me by my given name or you won't cum, baby girl~" he says in a sing-song tone.

"who the fuck told you i wanted your—shit."

your toes curl and your back arches when his fingers grazed around a certain area. you didn't have time to feel betrayed by your body's reaction as the man on top of you chuckles condescendingly, angling his fingers so he hits the spot in every single thrust. "you like that, don't you? you like what my fingers are doing."

"no!"

"no?" oikawa repeats, measured. with a flick of his wrist, he has his thumb pressing firmly against the sensitive nerves of your puffy clit again and he watches you writhe, lose yourself to pleasure, moaning and whining so wantonly under him. "but cutie, i don't think that's what your body is telling me."

you cringe in disgust when his hot tongue laps at the falling tears in your eyes before whispering against your ear. breathy, and desperate, and ever so patronizing. you don't hear the zipper of his pants going down, nor did you realize he wasn't even bothering to hold you down anymore. good. that's a good start. baby steps, oikawa thinks. for someone who sat in a make-shift throne worshipped by hormonal teen athletes for so long, serving the one great king will be a huge reset for you. 

when he enters, it's a tight fit. of-fucking-course you're a virgin. always staying true to that little miss perfect reputation, huh? sweet and gorgeous but humble and demure. you probably had the same shitty old school belief of staying pure 'till marriage. it makes him harder, makes his length throb and ache with the desire to taint, to soil, to fuck you until that good girl image is stripped away and all you can think about in every waking moment of your useless life is your tooru's big fat cock. your pure lips only producing the most sinful of words to satiate his deepest desires—"fuck me hard, tooru!" "make me your whore, tooru!" "i want to feel all of you, tooru!" "i want your cock so bad, tooru! please please please!"

your longing cries of defeat, the lewd sound of skin slapping, oikawa's pornographic moans—it's a wicked symphony crafted by prodigies. "go on, cutie. cry for me. cry, and cry, and cry, 'til you don't have anything left inside you but your sorry tears and my cum!"

little miss perfect? no. you're his little cockwhore.

[flcrin-blog]

hi guys ! i’m trying to get this up p quickly just so i can get to plotting with all of you but i’m so fckin excited to be here. i’ve literally been eyeing this rp since MONDAY and i finally worked up the courage to apply like an hour ago, lmao ! wish i worked it up sooner. i’m MJ, i’m eighteen & reside in the pacific tmz ! i lve, love LOVE makin friends so if ur into that too then u should hit me up on discord sometime ! my user is tomhlland#8030 ok. a lil abt me is that i have an unhealthy obsession w/ disneyland, the mcu ( don’t evn get me started on homecoming ok ! ) and grape soda. come thru & plot w me, starting drama & stirring the pot in rps is my expertise ! under the cut u can read all about my Son™ finn aka the sebastian stan fc that i will b playing.

━━━  sebastian stan, thirty-four, cismale ↷ florin “finn” alexandru has been living in wisteria apartments as a crime scene investigator for one year. during that time he has earned the reputation of the robin hood. it makes sense you know, they can be impulsive and reticent. but let’s not forget they’re pretty benevolent and courageous. ( level three & #401 ) ( mj. 18. she/hers. pst. )

ok so i tragically don’t have a bio written up for finn but i always tend to think bullet points are a lot easier to remember, so here’s some stuff about him !

florin “finn” ion alexandru was born in brasov, romania. he was raised there up until the age of seventeen until he decided that he didn’t want the typical life his parents wanted him to, and that america was always the dream he wanted to achieve.

he has three brothers and two sisters, and he is the oldest of them all which contributes as to why he was the one who would be given the family’s business.

his parents owned one of the town’s most popular bakeries and it was always gonna be set in stone that finn would be the one to take over the family business and eventually pass that down to his own kids one day.

in school he was incredibly smart tho and often exceeded his teachers’ expectations, so out of the blue he applied for the foreign exchange program his school was taking apart of. he didn’t think he’d be eligible, but the next thing he knew he was on a flight to las vegas, nevada and was attending high school there.

he fell in love with america & all the new culture that surrounded him and instantly knew that the life his parents had planned for him isn’t what he wanted. when he returned back to romania after the exchange program ended, he got a school & living visa to be in america while in college.

finn went back to vegas (the only city he really knew) and attended unlv, graduating with a bachelor’s degree in criminal justice. 

by that time, his living & school visa expired but he didn’t want to go back to romania, so he ran. 

pretty ironic considering homeboy got a degree in criminal justice lolz

anyway, he moved away from vegas and spent a few years just traveling along the east coast. he stayed in miami the longest time because it was his favorite place to be. he had to move because the problems with immigration were always strict, and there were too many times where he was nearly caught living illegally.

finn made his way to los angeles (where things are incredibly different) and has been staying there for the past year. with fake papers, finn was able to get himself a job as a crime scene investigator with the LAPD. he loves his job, he loves helping people, and invests too much time into his work.

and also: romanian is his first language but english is also spoken there. he learned it growing up and lost the “accent” he had while spending so much time in america and learning mannerisms, etc. !

some wanted connections: ( please, please, please plot with me )

someone finn is desperately in love with and has been since the day he met them. the feelings definitely don’t have to go the same way if you don’t want them to, but i just want someone in his life that he really looks up to and he’s constantly asking them out on dates, leaving presents at their door, etc

friends with benefits, or someone he used to hook up with but they recently decided to end it ? literally can go a million different ways, all i know is that finn is always sleepin around

roommate. self explanatory. pls let there be someone finn can bother at 2am asking them to go to the grocery store with him so he can pick up a bottle of cream soda ok

this one doesn’t have to happen now/anytime soon but i just want yall to see where i am with loving drama: a wife lmao??? this could also go down a million different ways but maybe one of these days finn becomes so desperate to become a citizen so he can stay in america that he marries someone

best bro. for obvious reasons

an ex??? just bc yes ??? again, i live for drama guys.

these are literally just a FEW ideas i have, and im rushing but i promise u there are a billion more plots that i want okay.

please, please plot w me ! i’m a firm believer in plots make the rp interesting.

[multifandom-girlie]

𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐂𝐨𝐧 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟓

Imagine: “Could I request a Daniel Gillies smut like they are both at the comic con(they are both in the originals) and he is teasing her while he answers a question ? Or makes fun with Joseph and he says some dirty things.” Requested by @elijahspersonalwifeyyy .

Pairing: Daniel Gillies x Reader

Warnings: Smut

Words:

Edited: Yes

A/N: I apologise @elijahspersonalwifeyyy for the incredibly long wait. I’ve had this lined up to post but with coursework and writing so much at the same time, it’s made it difficult but I refuse to quit. I’m not a quitter. I’m also not a person to announce a hiatus. Either way, hope you enjoyed ! There is a lot to read I know but we needed a build up and this is one of my favourite comic cons ever, I wanted to do the before hand scenes either way so. Don’t forget to check out my new story “On The Way” !

All of us at the current moment in time were stood backstage waiting to be called on. I couldn't tell you how irritated I was when I went on after Joseph and then Daniel followed. They were both irritating enough to me together anyway but they were in a particularly annoying mood today and I was not prepared for it.

“The man who will break your heart and then rip it out and then probably eat it. Joseph Morgan.”

The whole audience cheered as he walked on and he waved quite casually as he did. 

“The women who brings all men to there knees but still can't find anything better to do than drink wine. Y/N Y/L/N”

I giggled as I walked out and I saw the audience screaming and Joseph giving me a mischievous look.

“The brother with a suit for every occasion. Daniel Gillies as Elijah.”

He walked out, threw me a quick smirk and blew a kiss to the audience as they screamed. He pulled his chair out and smiled at everyone.

“Nice jacket.”

“Yeah. Give it up for this jacket ! Huh ? Out of a suit and into a smoking hot jacket.”

“I know right, the one time he's not wearing a suit.”

“Thank you. It was actually a gift from Y/N.”

“Aw that’s super sweet Y/N.”

“Thank you. It was actually a gift for our anniversary.”

“Really ? How many years ?”

“Seven.”

“and very sweet.”

He called the rest of our costars out and we continued on with the panel.

After the host had started the panel with a question for Julie and Michael, it was now a group question for me, Joseph and Phoebe.

“Uh now going to the show, we've seen Klaus and Lily and Klaus and Hayley kind of trying the uh co-parenting thing and it did not really go so well as we all saw. How is Klaus going to be as a parent now that Hayley isn't around and Lily and Elijah have reconciled ?”

As soon as the question was asked, we all turned to Joseph.

“Uh you know, before he alienated his whole family by toasting Elijah's girlfriend, sleeping with his wife and and and cursing the women he thought he was in love with um Klaus survived under this sort of umbrella of Elijah's protection and forgiveness I suppose and so Elijah was always a voice of reason and Hayley was always there to battle it out with him. So, I would say badly. He's gonna do badly as a single parent you know and I think he knows he's kinda messing it up but he's trying. At least he's trying. You gotta give him that. Even if he's warping the minds of his two daughters, one before she's even uttered a syllable and the other before she get's old enough to realise that Klaus and Lily aren't actually together you know like she’s thought for years.”

“Geez. So uh how are are Lily, Elijah and Klaus going to tell her ? Who's going to be the one that does it or will they all do it together ?”

I decided to answer this questions, being more involved with the story line of my children.

“I think that Lily will have to be the one to tell her and whilst doing so will definitely have to be quite cautious when telling Sofia, you know not only because she's only 7 years old but also because she’s thought of Elijah as her Uncle her whole life- and although that hasn't changed it's still going to be difficult since this latest revelation is that, her Uncle Elijah that she adores oh so much is now also 'mommy's boyfriend' or in more formal terms her step-dad. So I think she's going to be confused and it might be quite difficult for her at first but I think she’s mature for her age and that she will understand quite quickly that, Mommy and Daddy aren't together and that despite realizing that her mom was married to her uncle I think she will quickly appreciate the fact we told her because of her understanding personality. “

Daniel quickly leaned forward and spoke before the host could ask another question.

“The moral of the story is, don't sleep with your husband's brother. Especially when not using protection and then deciding to get back together with your husband before trying to force him to sign the divorce papers.”

The whole room suddenly echoed with loud laughter and I couldn't stop giggling myself despite being offended for my character. I hit his arm playfully. He grinned at me and rested his hand on my leg as the room calmed down and he slouched back in his chair a little.

“Very true. So, I mean he can always just compel a few dozen nannies but he does have Elijah there to help him co-parent you know not just with Sofia but with Hope. I'm thinking like shared schedules, late night feedings...Whose doing what ?”

“It’s like we both wake up and the baby is crying and it's like, are you going to get her or am I ? Alright, I'll get her.”

“Yeah no it's gonna be me. I'm gonna do the graveyard shift, I know that all to well. But we gotta remember too, Lily and Freya are going to be doing a large share of the work.”

“Oh yeah, they can do it. There you go.”

I giggled and hit Joseph in the shoulder for the comment.

“Sexist.”

“No, come on. Lily's already been through this twice she knows’ what she's doing and Freya's Switzerland at this moment in time, I think for both of us to be in there...I’m gonna stop talking.”

We all chuckled at Daniel's comment.

                                               *

“Now we're going to go to audience questions in just a little bit but first I wanted to do something fun. I know it's not the holiday's and I know we don't have a big ass bonfire in front of us but I thought it would be quite fun if everybody kinda thinks about a wish for their character for the future, just throw it in the imaginary bonfire.”

“Well, I'm a human....so I just want to stay alive.”

“Good answer.”

“Oh I forgot you weren't a character.”

“I have wishes for everybody but I don't have a character.”

“I do wish for Julie that Supernatural Judge Judy becomes her next spin off and Exploding Ovaries is the title of Daniel Gillies' next memoir. 

“A wish for Hayley would be that Hope can live a normal, happy existence. I think would be what she would want the most.”

“That’s very sweet.”

“Thank you. That's it, I'm done.”

“Uh, I think for Elijah...I mean other than wishing that his girlfriend's wouldn't be incinerated or his wife doesn't sleep with his brother again...”

I giggled at Daniel's comment, despite his comment towards my character and spoke with Joseph, simultaneously. 

“Oh, come on.”

“I'm not letting that one go easily. So, uh...I would wish for him. Oh man. I wish for him, I’m actually wishing for something dark, like I sort of would wish for...a great division between the brothers before reconciliation.”

“So that's how it's going to be.”

“So, my wish for Lily is um...to finally find that bloody fertility spell that she's been looking for, for centuries. So that her and Elijah can have children of their own which they want more than anything and move somewhere outside of New Orleans in a nice family home, away from the drama.”

“That’s very sweet.”

“Uh, I wish everyone would just do what Klaus says because he's always right. He knows what he's doing. It's for the greater good. Come on. Get on board with his plans. Everything will be alright in the end. Not everyone will be alright in the end but everything will be alright in the end. Right ?”

“Um, I wish Marcel would cross over. No.”

“I wish for more of your cleavage.”

I couldn't help but laugh a little when he says comments like that. Even though it wasn't directed at me, I knew the double meaning behind it. Daniel has not taken his eyes away from my chest today. That's what breast feeding does to you, I suppose. When Daniel picked my outfit this morning, I was glad. I was going to wear some leather pants and a red blouse with some heels but he somehow convinced me to wear a dress. God was I glad, I actually listened to him. It was hot in San Diego summer heat and I underestimated a little when I decided on leather pants. 

“Yeah. We gonna get some dollar bills. Let's see some ones. Tryna make some money out here. Somebody, put on some Usher. Slow jam. Uh yeah...”

“I have a twenty. What can we get for a twenty ?”

“Break it up. Break it up.”

“Make it into ones and let's make it rain.”

“If I throw loose change at you, can I make it hail ?”

“Alright, moving on. Next subject.”

“Um, Davina is a witch and I think it would be really cool if she could fly. So, whether it's a broomstick or something else...I still think it would be really cool.”

“That’s a good one. Um, mines pretty selfish. I hate shaving, so I wish we could work something in so Vincent could have like a huge beard.”

“I changed my mind, I want superpowers as well. Three one foot long, retractable adamantine claws from each hand please.”

”Why is the camera on me ? I wanna fly. I wanna see these guys fly. I want them charging up walls and...we don’t have the budget for that. I wanna see more vampirey stuff. Why am I wishing again ? I exhausted my wish.”

“You guys can make as many wishes as you want. This is your made up tradition.”

“It’s raining wishes on you.”

“Raining for your wishes.”

“God this is embarrassing.”

“T it up.”

“T what up ?”

“What do your need for a rain of wishes ?”

“What happens when it rains ?”

“An umbrella.”

“What ?”

“An umbrella, sweetheart.”

He closed his eye in frustration and dropped his upper half into my lap, whilst we all laughed at his slow mind.

“Oh shit. Umbrella. So sorry, so sorry.”

“The rain, the umbrella...”

“Dropping hints. Awesome, alright well let’s turn it over to some audience questions.”

                                               *

“Hi, my name is Julia and first I'd like to say, I love you all. Especially Joseph Morgan and Danielle Campbell.”

“Thanks. Thanks a lot.”

“Don’t worry, I love you Daniel.”

He squeezes my thigh and leans in to kiss my head. Before deciding to move his arm around my shoulders and hugging me into his side. I rested my hand on his thigh as I hugged him back.

“I love you too, beautiful.”

I blushed and smiled, whilst the audience all awed. Which prompted the red in my cheeks to darken. I sat back up straight and he returned his hand back my thigh, yet this time a little higher up and whilst stroking the fabric of my dress up my thigh.

“My question is for the whole cast and it is, if you were able to play another role...who would you wanna play ?”

“On our show ? Or just in general ?”

“Yeah. On The Originals.”

“I..I think I would choose Hayley. The Hyrbid female. She's a pretty cool character. Your welcome.”

“Um, I would play...Klaus. Mind you probably better but...”

“I don't wanna play anybody else, I wanna play Elijah.”

“I would play, Elijah....purely because it would be an absolute blessing to wake up that hot everyday and he's a pretty awesome character.”

He smirked at me and moved his hand further up my leg, his fingers now resting at the hem of my white lace thong. I gulped a little but held my composure. It seemed hat every time I complimented him, he got further up my leg and closer to my core. Like a game...and I was more than happy to play.

“If...If I had to absolutely play someone else uh, I would play Oliver because I just think he needs to be brought back to the show...and uh #saveollie. Bring him back !”

“Uh, I would play Elijah because I think I look damn good in a suit.”

“Yeah, you do.”

“Buttoned up to the naval.”

“There we go. I know it's distracting for you, my body.”

“I cannot concentrate. I refuse to continue.”

“Um, I would play Genevieve. I thought she was a really cool character. She was a lot of fun to work with.”

“I see some Genevieve fans in the house, awesome.”

“Um, yeah I think I might choose Elijah too. I think uh, it's a really cool character that Daniel has created.”

“They both quietly believe they can bring more to the role, is what they’re saying. Not quietly, they're saying it to an audience of like three thousand.”

“Only because of what you've done with it Daniel.”

                                            *

“Hi Guys, wow that's loud. I'm so sorry, my name's Marissa. First, I want to say Daniel I watched saving hope and your death killed me. I'm so sorry that you died.”

“Yeah, tell me about it ! I was gutted.”

He squeezed my thigh a little more and started making circles with his finger on the spot closed to my core.

“Oh my goodness.”

Yeah, oh my goodness indeed. He really knew how to make a woman feel good, without hardly doing anything...quite literally.

“Um, so my question is for Julie and Michael. Um, I was wondering...there’s so much violence on the show and so much adult stuff and I was wondering if the network or the studio has ever told you, 'No you can't do that’ ?”

We all started laughing in reply to the questions.

“Oh, we have a story about that don't we...Leah.”

“I don't wanna tell the story again.”

“There's things that we did that couldn't be shown.”

“So here's the thing about broadcast television is that, apparently you can decapitate someone, you can drive a knife into a vampires skull, you can rip out their heart, you can shove a pencil up their nose, you can stab them a million times with glass but when stimulating a sex scene...if there's any movement at all that one would define as thrusting...”

“No thrusting. Pull back on the thrusting.”

“A motion that originates from the hip.”

Charles decided to get up and share a demonstration of thrusting and everyone on stage started laughing and the audience started to scream. Daniel gripped my thigh a little harder, due to jealously. I didn't have to ask him what the reason was, I already knew. At the best of times, he was not a jealous person. He loves and trusts me and Charles a lot and he knows nothing would happen but when he's horny and in need of some attention...he does get jealous. Understandably so, I know because we both do. His pinky finger then started to stroke me, through the lace of my pants.   

“It’s difficult because I don't actually remember thrusting being in the script. That was something the actors chose.”

“It was a creative choice. I mean, look at Charles...you would do the same thing. Also, let's not forget the originators of this little problem.”

The audience stayed silent, indicating that they weren't sure how to react to her last sentence. I leaned into Daniel and rested my forehead against his bicep in retaliation to Leah's comment. I couldn't stop giggling, despite the finger rubbing against my wet thong and the blush rising on my cheeks. Daniel was using his other hand to pinch his forehead, whilst chuckling.

“Come on guys, explain it.”

“So, what happened was we were doing the flashback sex scene of Elijah and Lily's wedding night. Daniel got a bit too excited and started to thrust a little and I tried hiding it by opening my legs a bit more.As I did, my underwear snapped because it wasn't as flexible as I thought. So, I had to pay a fine for showing too much skin because the sheets had come off of me a little and we hadn't realised. Not that it was much it was just a little side boob, still.”

“So, it wasn't the thrusting ?”

“No, ironically it wasn't.”

“Let me tell you. There was some excellent, simulated thrusting in those scenes. That was cut, per broadcast standards. While, I think in the same episode seventeen people got brutally massacred. It is what it is.”

“Some of the best thrusting. I hope it makes the special features.”

“Charles called Leah, for some extra rehearsal before hand.”

                                           *

“Hi I'm uh Skylar. Um, I know that between you there has been a myriad of different supernatural creatures. Uh, Phoebe...I think you've been a werewolf, a witch and a mermaid. Uh, in really life...What would you wanna be ?”

“Well, I would say witches because witches don't have to turn on a full moon and they don't have to be like plagued by vampire...the demon’s of vampires. They can just have all the power and really cute outfits...and if I can look more like Danielle Campbell. I'll take it.”

“H20 rocks!”

“Thank you ! Well actually I-Im gonna say a mermaid then. Like, life is better under the sea and I think I would be a mermaid.”

“I don't know-"

“Merman ?”

“Merman. No, I...um. I'm pretty pervy...so I'd say like invisibility.”

“Um, so I'm not pervy at all unlike Daniel. I do think that Heretics are soooo cool though. Like, they can do magic and they are vampires but still have all those human capabilities...like procreation. So, yeah a heretic.”

His hand stopped stroking me through the lace of my panties suddenly and I instantaneously felt a cold gush of air race up my well-shaved legs and punching me in my core. I felt the frayed edges of my lace tickling my upper thigh, where they shouldn't be. Hinting that my favourite pair of thongs had been snapped. I turned to Daniel and narrowed my eyes at him whilst he just continued the panel, like nothing happened. His hand when back to it’s original position resting on my thigh, clearly in punishment for making a comment about his pervy answer. 

“Nah, I'm happy where I am. You know, Hyrbid. Definitely not, invisibility. When I joined the show, I thought I was only gonna be a vampire so I was thrilled when I was a werewolf-vampire. I'm sticking to my guns.”

“I like being the token human. I'm just gonna like stay there. Create more mermen.”

“Season three, season of the mermen.”

“The next spin-off.”

“That would be so cool, let me be a mermaid. I would kill it .”

Joseph put his arm on the back of my chair, looking at me after I made my wish known to be a mermaid.

“You better not cum in the water.”

The entirety of the room ruptured into fits of laughter. Even Daniel, who had now moved his hand closer to my core again. Letting his fingers stroke my entrance. Meanwhile, I continued laughing...ignoring the feeling of my husband’s gentle and sensual touch. 

“I’m blushing.”

                                            *

“Hi, I'm Katie. If you were to go to Comic Con, on the floor. Is there anyone you would dress up as ?”

The first thought that came to mind was pleasing Daniel. If I said him there was no doubt he'd give in. The problem was, was it a risk I was willing to take...at a comic Con in front of three thousand fans and some of my closest friends.

“Daniel Gillies.”

Every one repeated my answer and whilst doing so I was discovering that I was unequivocally correct with my thought process. Sure enough, Daniel plunged his fingers straight into my entrance leaving me to deal with the resounding squeal that ripped from my throat. Causing Daniel to laugh at me, influencing Joseph to join in.

                                            *

The final question had just been answered by Daniel and I was leaning my head into Daniel's shoulder to help with controlling the moans erupting inside me. The warmth in my stomach has just appeared as quickly as it vanished again, Daniel had stopped and chuckled at my irritated expression. Nevertheless, I got up and shoved my now broken thongs in Daniel's jacket pocket and waved at the fans with a bright smile on my face as we all walked off. We had just got out of the fan's eyesight when a hand delivered a hard slap to my barely covered assume cheek as this dress was so short. I span around and grabbed his wrist before dragging him further backstage, behind a screen next to the dressing rooms.

“What do you think your doing ? Playing around like that during a panel and then not even letting me finish ?!”

I didn't even let him reply as I dragged his face down towards mine and kissed him lustfully. His hands wandered down to my waist and clutched the already tight fabric tighter around me. The other unoccupied hand drove down to my ass and clutched it, allowing the skirt to rise up. Exposing the bare skin of my cheek. I used one of my hands to undo his zipper before pulling his dick out and stroking it. Clearly, he was eager because before I knew it. I was pressed up against the wall, sticking my tongue down his throat and moving myself up and down on his already hard cock. What we hadn't realised that the screen had moved, as Daniel had knocked it with his foot when walking to the wall. He pulled away and smirked at me.

“You told me we wouldn't have public sex after last time.”

“This is the last time Mr Gillies, I'm promising you.”

We smiled at eachother and kept going against the wall. His tip caused some tension when arriving to a depth he hadn’t before but it was a pleasurable one most definitely. The lips of my pussy enveloped his tip and he ran it through my drenched folds before deciding to plunge into me once again. I was about to scream and he knew I wasn’t good at being quiet when he fucks me so good. I clung onto him hoping it would relieve tha ache he’d created by filling me so good. He sat down on a chair that was sat in a chair of the little area backstage. Sitting down, allowed his thrusts to speed up rapidly and his face to rest in between my smooth and nearly covered beasts. He bit my hardened buds through my dress and caused a shive of please to shoot down to my core and promoting me to burst.

I then decided to let go and couldn’t help but let out a gratifying scream for him. I was coming down from my high and the screen pulled back. A man that looked about 40, eyed us disgusted and told us to move it.

“Well atleast I won the deal ?”

“Remember the deal we had ? If I was right about is having sex in public again no matter how much you denied that we wouldn’t. Your were very adamant.#

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MASTERLIST

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X-Men Unabridged: Proteus

The X-Men, those beautiful mutants that have sworn to protect a world that hates and fears them, are a cultural juggernaut with a long, tangled history. We’ve been untangling that history for a while, but sometimes, you really want a more in-depth look. Interested? Then read the (un)Abridged X-Men!

(X-Men 125 - 128) - by Chris Claremont and John Byrne

Fun* fact: this particular issue is the oldest comic I physically own.

* for a given value of fun

Something sinister lurks on Muir Isle…

This arc is very much set up like a horror movie. It starts out as a regular X-Men narrative, where Claremont is weaving along several plot threads. We check in with the X-Men in Westchester, we check in with Magneto who has retreated to Asteroid M and we even check in with Xavier in space, who finally learns more about the true scope of the Phoenix and its nature. Finally, we’ve got Jean stationed at Muir Isle, where Moira is investigating the sheer scope of her powers. (She has realized how strong Jean truly is; akin to a god. Her theory is that Jean’s recent power dampening is the result of her human mind trying to cope with her massive power level.) It’s about as everyday as it gets for the X-Men, but, well…

I always thought Jean molecularly restructured her own outfit into the Phoenix-costume whenever she needed to change, but here, she just… wills it away? Also, why did you need an outfit change for this, anyway? Does the costume simply appear whenever she exerts too much of her powers, like an angry forehead vein? So many questions. (X-Men 126)

Other residents at Muir are Polaris, Havok and the Multiple Man, all of them blissfully unaware that something skulks about in the shadows: the remains of an unfortunate captain, whose body has been taken over by something… other.

But someone else is skulking around in the shadows, too. Jean isn’t aware of it, but a familiar stranger is manipulating her from the sidelines.

I’ve been gaslighting a cosmic force, ask me how! (X-Men 126)

1979 marks the first appearance of the Hellfire Club, though we only meet one member for now: Jason Wyngarde. (Maybe all of this could have been avoided if he’d had a Barbie doll to dress up in black lace as a child, but alas.) ‘Jason’ is a pseudonym and though most people these days know that he’s a familiar villain from the X-Men’s past, the reveal of his true identity will follow later.

Meanwhile, Beast finally gets off his ass to check on the Xavier mansion, even though the X-Men must have been tripping intruder alarms for months now. Still, we do get this sweet moment out of it:

Of course she’s going to be surprised at the sheer amount of plot contrivances that were thrown up to keep all y’all apart for a full year. (X-Men 126)

Beast knows that Jean went to Muir, so Scott immediately goes for the phone. Lorna picks up, but during the call she starts screaming, leaning heavily into the horror genre. She fends off the withering remains of the captain, so instead, ‘Mutant X’ jumps into a duplicate of Jamie Madrox and promptly flees to the mainland on a boat.

Guuurl, that body is snatched. (X-Men 126)

The X-Men (sans Beast) hit Muir Isle, where Moira debriefs them. Moira reveals who Mutant X is: his name is Kevin MacTaggart, her son, who has the terrifying power to warp reality. Because his power is so vast, he burns through bodies at an alarming rate. He can only be contained - or killed - by inorganic metal. In an effort to contain him (and, presumably, help him at some point), Moira locked him in a metal cell. He was kept there, alone, for god knows how long, until Magneto accidentally freed him. They know he escaped the island and, because of his parasitic need for fresh host bodies, Moira posits that he’ll be heading for a big city.

Kevin - who dubs himself Proteus - racks up an impressive body count in the country side, killing 7 people in total. (6 people and 1 dupe? Eh.) He’s a terrific villain, because he’s powerful, has a well-defined weakness and, even though it’s not impossible to emphasize with him -- isolation tends to drive people mad -- the way he discards his victims is truly chilling.

The X-Men chase after him, Wolverine picking up the scent. When Proteus tries to claim him, Logan’s adamantium skeleton repels him. In response, he unspools reality.

I’ve had this trip. I think they call this strain Dragon’s Dynamite. (X-Men 126)

Storm intervenes, but Proteus leaves Nightcrawler and especially Wolverine rattled. Logan’s heightened senses root him in reality more than most, and when Proteus uses his powers, everything is just screaming wrong at him. But nobody is safe: little Kevin MacTaggart turns gravity against Ororo, taking her out as well.

He tries to claim Storm, but Moira repels him, sniping at him from afar. Proteus fears (metal) bullets, knowing they can kill him. When Cyclops realizes Moira’s shooting to kill, he intervenes - X-Men don’t kill, after all. Moira knocks him out with her gun, but Kevin escapes in the confusion. Moira finally realizes where her son is headed, while the X-Men regroup.

In Edinburgh, Moira pays Joe MacTaggart a visit - her husband, Kevin’s father.

The MacTaggarts are definitely in the running for the Xavier/Marko-award for Fucked Up Family Dynamics. (X-Men 127)

There’s a calculating coldness to Moira’s character that I’ve never responded well to, but I like how Claremont fills in the blanks here. It’s part unhappiness, part a deep frustration with her inability to help her own son. I wonder how Kevin was a child, before his mutant gene activated: was he a sweet boy, or one with a cruel streak? Did she fear what he might become?

There’s a few gaps in Claremont’s narrative, but Hickman has drawn on this very well, I think: the Moira X in HoXPoX is equally calculating, equally cold. But how can she not be? How often has she raised Kevin? How often has she had to kill him? How many times has she watched these people, these X-Men, die?

Anyway, Moira’s warning is as effective as anger management therapy for Sabretooth, because Kevin comes by Joe’s office a little while later and snuffs out his dad. Phoenix hears Joe screaming telepathically across the moors, allowing the X-Men to pinpoint him. Claremont also makes sure to show that Jean’s power is steadily growing:

Polaris be like: “No, no, I’m carrying my own emotionally stunted Summers boy, thank you.” (X-Men 127)

Proteus takes Moira hostage as the X-Men confront him. They fight.

Ordinarily, I don’t pay a lot of attention to the fight scenes, because recapping those usually boils down to “Cyclops conks Magneto in the helmet” or “Wolverine snikts Pyro in the gas tank”, but this one is truly great. John Byrne delivers some excellent work, showcasing the scope of Proteus’ powers through his art, his panelling. Don’t just take my word for it:

I love how trippy all of this is. Pivoting gravity, changing an optic beam into flowers… Sure, Proteus might be a callous and cruel SoB, but he’s also one imaginative motherfucker. (X-Men 127)

One by one, Proteus manages to distract or take out the X-Men, either by endangering passers-by, encasing them in amber (Storm) or burying them alive (Banshee). One of my favorite details is how afraid they all are: especially Wolverine and Nightcrawler hesitate before jumping into the fray. For them, this villain is truly beyond their scope.

In the end, it’s Phoenix who manages to drive him back, outside of the center of Edinburg and up an old castle, where there are fewer civilians to threaten. There, on the ramparts, it’s Colossus who makes the final stand: he destroys Proteus’ physical body and realizes that right now, there’s only one thing they can do to stop him. All it will cost is Piotr’s innocence.

Showcasing an ancient Japanese truth: Psychic Pokémon are weak to Steel attacks. (X-Men 128)

Proteus scatters to the winds and the X-Men emerge victorious, though Moira has lost both her son and her husband after this ordeal. Moreover, I think this is the first villain that the X-Men explicitly kill, simply because they have no other options left. This marks the first time that their ideal of mutant rehabilitation fails. What’s worse is that Kevin MacTaggart was essentially nothing more than a supremely screwed up boy who got access to way too much power way too quickly.

I wonder if it would have turned out differently had Xavier been there. (I also wonder if it’s a coincidence that this takes place right before the Dark Phoenix saga.)

I think this might be Claremont’s best arc yet, heightened by John Byrne’s excellent art. Chris deftly mixes horror, action and his usual soap opera elements, serving one cohesive narrative that (for once) doesn’t leave much hanging. Proteus is an excellent villain whose powers work visually (pay attention, MCU) and whose entire being touches on one of the same aspects as Krakoa: can and should every mutant fit into any sort of normal society?

If you have someone who’s interested in vintage X-Men and you want to recommend something that doesn’t require a confusing explanation of all the necessary backstory (and perhaps a crude sketch of the Summers and/or Lensherr family tree), I would recommend this arc.

And the rest, as they say, is Hellfire. 1980 is gonna be a doozy.