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blessedwithpolls · 2 years

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I love going on tumblr and being slapped in the face with some obscure meme that appears out of nowhere overnight, and then you don’t really learn what it means or where it comes from, and maybe you don’t fully understand it, but you just kinda have to play along

#like the boyfriend memes? i love them but what do they mean???#vanilla extract? what about vanilla extract?? but most importantly why is it so fucking funny???#the shrimp frying the rice?#excuse me GONCHAROV #likeeee??? you get what i’m saying??#tumblr memes #tumblr experience #boyfriend #boyfriend meme #shrimp #shrimp fried rice #goncharov #vanilla extract #eeby deeby #horse plinko #blorbo #live slug reaction #polls

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years

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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

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leatherbookmark · 7 months

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gotta flaunt your assets

#shrimp gifs #wooyoung #yeosang #woosang #ateez #kpop #I AM SO SAD these are so uneven and overal not very good #AND ALSO i realized way too late that a better translation would be 'hearts' since yknow heart=chest=tits but soul=/=tits necessarily #BUT i couldn't fix it so easily without moving the whole line which spans two gifs and my photoshop is on its last legs rn #(i could fry an egg on my laptop) so :((((((((#this + the moment with san trying to lift wooyo's jacket with all those fun sound effects were so cute lol

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daily-deliciousness · 1 month

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Pad Thai

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iraprince · 4 months

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been a long time since i last tankposted so boy do i have an update for you guys: after leaving the tank as it was for quite a long time, i've finally added some new residents!! in the form of a dozen blue diamond neocaridinas.

these guys are very difficult to photograph — they are TEENSY and i can't find my macro lens — but so so beautiful. the first two photos in this set are not filtered or edited at all!!

it'll be a while before they start breeding, but i'm very very excited. from what i've read blue diamonds are not a very stable line so they'll prob end up popping out all sorts of color variations — bad news for serious keepers who are trying to breed high grades, good news for gay people who just like to look at shrimp!!! (me)

#i finally feel ready for some fish again... bit thatll also be a while!!#i'd like to let the colony get settled + grow in numbers first #plus i've added lots of new plants and i want to let them grow in #either to give the shrimp cover if i go w sparkling gourami or to give fry cover if i go w endlers #still thinking + researching!!!#i should have a tag for this #tankposting

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 7 months

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Machine, you are telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

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#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #it's shrimply not possible #how would you fry something underwater #headcanon that he cant cook for shit #a shrimp would do better #feeding him rice 1 grain at a time through his stupid helmet holes (yes i know they arent actually holes)#i just like to pretend they are holes. so i can put a straw in there #and also for blood to leak out of #can never have too many holes

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starredfishing · 10 months

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are you telling me a ... fried this rice ?!?!

I have opened up an interest check for Fry This Rice, a set of animals frying some rice for you! Please fill it out if you have the time!

#merch #artists on tumblr #chicken fried rice #shrimp fried rice #food art #interest check #starry draws #never made merch by myself before. hoping to get some going as a new years res :]#fry this rice

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eat-love-eat · 3 months

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General Tso Shrimp Stir Fry

#General Tso #shrimp #stir fry #recipe #food #food blog #recipes #delicious #yummy food

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bakedbeanz · 4 months

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pre-war red bein a linecook :]

#my art #my ocs #fallout 4 #fo4 #red #sole survivor #sole survivor oc #let that shrimp fry that rice #for FUNN

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fattributes · 3 months

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Saltado de Mariscos

#food #recipe #dinner #stir fry #saltado de mariscos #calamari #shrimp #fish #potatoes #tomatoes #onions #garlic #ginger #cilantro #peruvian #dairy free #peppers #rice

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petitesmafia · 10 months

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domestic skk where ADA has a Christmas potluck so Chuuya makes fried rice (which Dazai insisted),,,later on that evening he overhears Yosano asking Dazai “I thought you said you were bringing shrimp fried rice?” and Dazai’s like “I did. Chuuya made it”

#ena.hc #enarchive: skk #bungou stray dogs #domestic skk #Dazai’s like a shrimp DID fry this—[gets decked]#Fukuzawa eating the fried rice like I don’t taste the shrimp but it’s quite good #and Chuuya debates whether or not it’s worth explaining #just standing there like I should’ve KNOWN when that bastard insisted #this was a setup fr

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thelcsdaily · 1 year

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Spicy Sweet Shrimp and Water Chestnut

One of my go-to proteins, shrimp, is excellent for a quick weeknight supper and makes it simple to make midweek dinners in a pinch. The quick preparation methods for shrimp include boiling, roasting, grilling, and pan-frying. My ideal way to prepare them is as a quick evening supper, like this spicy sweet shrimp and water chestnut dish. A dash of chili heat has been added to liven up the sauce.

Get people back into the kitchen and combat the trend toward processed food and fast food. - Andrew Well