#10 minutes cover

[queenofstupid]

yay another speedpaint by me kakaksksk

[ineffableteeth]

Sorry lemme just-

[thatsnotahoodjason]

bruce allowing a reporter to do an article on him and wayne manor. so he shows the reporter around, and shows them the kids bedrooms.

starting with dick's old room, its fairly messy with a lot of photos of his friends and gym equipment. the reporter makes a joke about how most of the photos are redheads. bruce explains how dick stays here a lot so he leaves a lot of his stuff here but doesn't actually live here anymore.

then they go to jason's room where bruce just pretends to be super sad the whole time. emotional moment. the reporter like, gets down on her knees and does a little prayer for jason and jason is just, hiding in the cupboard trying not to laugh because he forgot he wasn't meant to be here today.

then tim's room. where tim is currently playing video games with cassie, bart, and conner. the reporter makes a comment about the bi flag above his bed and tim just stares at her threateningly in case she was about to say something homphobic, the distraction causes tim to die in the game, kon starts to swear as he was teamed up with tim, making bruce threaten to call his dad (kon: which one?) the room is also an absolute tip, and bruce basically just argues with tim about tidying up.

then to duke's room, which he has only just started moving into so its filled with boxes, but it is very overwhelmingly yellow and a little banner on the door that says "y'all need therapy, not me tho. im totally fine." and the door is covered in bee stickers (courtesy of steph, damian, and tim)

then to damian's room, where he is very casually sitting stiffly on his bed with a sword. the reporter is just. very confused. and damian turns his head and tells bruce to kick tim's friends out the house, and bruce is just like, "you're meant to be in school!?" and damian just utters the word "useless" and just carries on staring at his sword until they leave.

they then go to cass' room which has a little flippable picture of her (one side is her smiling, and the other is her with an angry face- basically just telling ppl if she wants them coming in the room- the sign is on the angry face one) and they enter to find her making out with steph. a lot of awkwardness and panic. steph goes on a rant about privacy and disrespect for wlw couples and calls bruce an "entitled, homophobic, billionaire brat." bruce makes them leave the door partially open and cass just rolls her eyes then shuts it fully when they've left.

later on in the tour, they go to the library and jason is just there reading. so jason does an absolutely terrible english accent and pretends to be alfred's grandson, offering them tea and calling them tossers. the reporter somehow buys it tho and they move on.

in the kitchens is duke, kate, and dick arguing about who's actually been kicked out the kitchen as someone threw away the list of ppl with kitchen bans. so now dick is burning stuff in the oven which kate is trying to salvage and its basically that scene in community and they're just full on panicking.

in the living room is luke helping to fix a wheel on barbara's chair. haley (dog) is scratching the sofa while trying to get into a comfy sleeping spot and a very disturbing horror film is playing on the tv super loudly. while bruce and the reporter are in the room, the main character survives and luke and barbara boo the tv repeatedly.

then when the reporter is leaving, alfred is behind them as they go out the front door, holding onto a cow with damian behind him shouting at him for not letting him have the cow inside.

the reporter is just. so so confused. she never goes back to the manor and doesn't submit the report because who would actually believe this is the bruce wayne's daily life??

[svtskneecaps]

ok so for our friends trying to keep up from liveblogs (love you to death) here's an off the cuff summary of the main points of today's mini event:

the timer ended, the members were instructed to return to the timer dungeon

the dungeon had reset and the mobs (etc.) respawned so the squad cleared it

at the bottom the buttons had been removed from the doors to the timer room. inside, the code entity waited on the stage

the code dropped a book for them and vanished

the book instructed two teams to go to two sets of coordinates, near spawn; the group split into teams of 6 and went to them

(the frosted glass to my knowledge is unchanged)

the coordinates were for identical underground rooms below a trapdoor and down a ladder; not federation quartz

in the rooms there was a redstone puzzle, which, once completing, started a create mod machine that manufactured train tracks

QSMP in the chat said "the train is leaving" so the members hustled for the train station at spawn

the train was gone

the members followed the tracks. at the end, the nether portals were active

the few fastest members were able to get through and found the train in the nether, however they were kicked out and the nether portal broken.

etoiles attempted to build his own and it teleported him to spawn

(THE NETHER IS STILL CLOSED)

qsmp global tweeted an image

the prevailing theory among the members at the moment is that the seven people featured here are korean boy band BTS lmfao

anyway that's all we know love ya have a good one

[cha1cedony]

This is the best day ofbf my life I’m still emotional about “Marky” and “first you gotta fix that tie” and just everyhtign but also WHYA RE THEY ON THE TITANIC HELLO?

[ganondoodle]

hope everyone had alright holidays!

a few days ago when we were driving home in the dark in windy and rainy weather after getting two of my siblings from the train we, for the first time in my lifetime im pretty sure, hit a deer that was crossing the street, none of us saw them before they got caught in the headlights and the first one made it over but we werent yet slow enough to not hit the second one ...

the deer lived but was kinda stunned, my dad pushed it off the street and while we were still on the phone with police it got up and ran away but my parents car got damaged and while its still drivable there are several parts that got bent and since its an older model too it might be hard to get it repaired

anyway, i didnt know deer fur was that grey until i saw it stuck to our bumper :(

merry crisis

[beoncloud]

barcode | twitter

a snippet of his cover of ed sheeran - supermarket flowers full cover on his new patreon

[drumlincountry]

FINALLY joined a trade union. Please clap.

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

really wish my one friend would quit flirting with me. and trying to goad me into hanging out more. and assigning us fictional characters that are oh-so-coincidently either couples or with romantic tension. and then interrupting our gameplay to ask me repeatedly if I think they’re “like us” (which they rarely are…). and matching my icon on discord without asking (again, usually by insinuating a couple connection). and giving me random things I do not want and did not ask to receive (and then forcing me to take them???).

[gaminegay]

first jojo, now the murder game. who am I

Very chill and fun "doodling" (as in just kinda mindlessly working) while I try to finish the DR2 playthrough I'm listening to

[beetolbugs]

Hello please can I request mumbo jumbo?

just a lil dude. a little guy

[raininyourblackeyes]

My cousin, a published writer, a well-known poet in my country and a literature professor, for whom I've always been no.1 support ever since her first attempts at writing in high school, told me that I must stop writing as a hobby because that's her thing and since I'm writing fantasy mostly my writing could never have any important artistic value anyways.

[monarchisms]

…do I want to know what happened with roosterteeth this time?

general explanation since i don't know how deep into rt you were/are:

trocadero is a band that has made many of red vs blue's most iconic songs throughout the show's duration, including "blood gulch blues", "agent tex", and "contact". with blood gulch blues in particular, that song was what trocadero sent to the creators of the show, which eventually ended up being the official theme of rvb's first 5 seasons

the reason why people are mad at rt This time around is because of this tweet trocadero's official twitter put out earlier today in regards to rvb's last season:

[iirc, the "i" is nico, one of the band's members, levy is david levy, and hagan is meredith hagan, the last two who have collabed with the band several times]

i don't think it's hard to argue that trocadero is one of many things integral to rvb's whole identity and why people fell in love with the show to begin with. with the bonus knowledge of the people who are part of a big staple of the show starting out as fans themselves, i fear that this continues the whole trend of rooster teeth like... i don't know how to describe it, really. i guess it's like they're making some real boneheaded decisions that negatively affect their reputation with the fans that have kept them relevant for so long, i guess lol

[desertsquiet]

OH MY GOSH???

[magentagalaxies]

very curious if our society (youtube) has evolved to producing twenty-four-hour length video essays yet. bc ik on average the video essays i watch tend to be around an hour, some shorter some longer but this is my preferred length, 2-3 hours is on the longer side for me but if it's a topic i'm into or a creator i like i'm down for it, longest i've personally watched is 5-ish hours (tho that one was broken up into a lot of smaller segments and not meant to be consumed in one sitting) but i know for a fact there are much longer video essays out there. the longest i've seen in my recommended is eleven hours but i know there must be more out there. what is the video essay event horizon? have we reached "videos of nerds (complimentary) infodumping about niche topics which would take an entire day nonstop to consume"

[amalgamationink]

NAPOWRIMO24 #14: THE AUTHOR RESPONDS TO HIS DECADE-OLD SUICIDE NOTE