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wings-of-sapphire · 4 months
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Ok ok so THOUGHTS
We did not get Persassy and the free appliances sad face
Dam Olympus is huge and also more dark oak-esque than I expected
YES WE GET PERCY SEEING LUKE’S SIDE
Aww he just wants to protect his baby brother
I WAS WAITING FOR THE SCORPION
Annabeth knows?
WHERE’S THE SCORION
Annabeth knows?!
S C O R P I O N
Why is the Searcher’s License lettuce. What. What if Grover eats it.
Also side note. We did not see Grover eat any cans
A bit disappointed we didn’t see Sally interact with Gabe and see Percy get all “storm in eyes” rage about Gabe hitting her
WHY THE FRICK
WHY
WHY THE FRICK DID SALLY NOT DO IT
Ok yay they got divorced but—
First of all she gets courage now because? Percy knows who he is?
BUT ALSO SHE SHOULD’VE BEEN THE ONE TO DO IT
I GET HE’S AN ASSHOLE AND IT’S HIS OWN FAULT BUT COME ON
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bet-on-me-13 · 21 days
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Danny is a Fae at Starbucks
So! Danny works by Fae Rules, Names and all, but he has no idea about that because he was forced to run away from Home (and the Ghost portal) before his Ghostly Education could be completed.
He runs to Gotham and eventually gets a job at Starbucks, or some other Cafe.
He has to ask the question "Could I get your name please?" A LOT while working there. And unintentionally steals hundreds of Names by the end of his first day, much less a week or a month into his job.
One day, Constantine visits Gotham for a Meeting with Batman, but by the time he gets to the Meeting Point he has bigger issues to discuss.
"Why the hell does half of your City belong to a Fae Lord?!"
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ditzybat · 3 months
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jason pulling up to titans tower prepared to monologue and rough up tim a bit to send a warning, only to find tim zooted out of his mind on a beanbag, eating doritos, and watching barbie movies with rapt attention.
jason in his homemade robin cosplay: this is my replacement..?
tim: holy shit, jason todd? am i hallucinating? what was that alien weed kon gave me laced with?!
jason hears weed, and laced, coupling with a very high minor and immediately mother hens him into the kitchen so he can get liquids and food into him before he passes out.
the rest of the titans wake up to find the red hood in a surprisingly good 2nd robin cosplay sleeping right next to their robin on a fluffy pink beanbag, while barbie princess and the pauper plays in the background.
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dragonpyre · 6 months
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It's canon (to me) that Jason Todd has a baby face
Commission info ko-fi
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bumblingest-bee · 8 months
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every day i think about that one illegal high school production of les miserables on youtube where they changed lovely ladies from being about sex workers to being about like... selling bread... but they kept all the lines about "waiting for the customers who only come at night" and "standing up or lying down or any way at all" which paints a strange and delightful picture of some kind of nighttime bread black market
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entnoot · 3 months
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Hello fellow dungeon meshi fans, I recently redrew the Senshi waiting meme specifically so I could make him into a sticker and put him places.
Here he is waiting for the bus, at the doctors office and also at the park :)
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foe-paw · 6 months
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YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD OUTSMART THE VERY THING THAT RUNS THE BLOOD OF YOUR KIND?
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olive-nothere · 15 days
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Jason Todd drawn by Dan Mora… INJECT IT IN MY VEINS
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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blueskittlesart · 7 months
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Now that you're gone
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clopiya · 26 days
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obsessed with him again
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panthermouthh · 9 months
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And I said, “Hello, Satan
I believe it’s time to go.”
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wolfythewitch · 4 months
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For the genuinely curious non religious folks in your audience, what are nazarene and nazirite, and how do they relate to jesus's hair length?
A Nazirite is someone who took this vow and with it comes a set of rules
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Someone who's canonically Nazirite is John the Baptist, which is why I designed him with long hair
Jesus is Nazarene, as in from Nazareth. Some people say that he's Nazirite but he does things that are against the vow, like drinking wine and coming in contact with the dead
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phoenixcatch7 · 4 months
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I get that calling white lotus lbh a sticky little 'sheep' is a canon translation and stuck in the fandom now anyway, but I do feel the intended spirit of the original word wasn't the sheeple/dumb herd animal that's more common in the western world, but instead something actually conveying sweetness, innocence, purity and youth - lamb.
Famous for being utterly adorable and following around their mothers, gambolling in sunny meadows, curly white wool shining.
And NOW we can talk about black sheep/wolf in sheep's clothing metaphors.
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egophiliac · 7 months
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Do yoy like their silly little dance
the inside of my brain at any given moment:
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skizwillsuffice · 2 months
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Familiar.
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