#Daddy Quotes

[lilislegacy]

annabeth: guess what your son did today at school?

percy: my son? uh oh, that never means anything good

annabeth: your son poured a blue colored chemical in all the beakers in his honors chemistry class today, just because it was blue. and since he didn’t know what it was, it ended up causing a toxic gas to build up and the entire school had to evacuate. he has now been moved to regular chemistry, because he is not trusted to handle chemicals and labs anymore

percy:

annabeth:

percy:

annabeth:

percy: ok well your son is the one who willingly took honors chemistry in the first place

[thegirlwholivesin-delusion]

[its-simply-just-krys]

“Mouthful of Forevers”, Clementine von Radics

[swirlingyouintomypoems]

Will I always be alone in this house? Reading books that are too hard for me in the long fatherless hours?

let your dad die energy drink - daniel lavery and cecilia corrigan/bob’s burgers, 2011/family line - conan gray/@parentless-suggestions/promises of gold - jose olivarez/unknown/dna - lia marie johnson/i am angry because of my father - halsey/part of me never left that house - mada hayyas/unknown/father - demi lovato/franz kafta/unknown/primer - aaron smith/family line - conan gray/untitled - frank wright

***sorry for all of the unknowns on this one. I really do try to find the sources for everything but I kept coming up empty w these. If you know the sources pls comment/send me an ask or dm and lmk!!

[davetsizperi]

[h3llis4teenageg1rl]

that diary the only best friend, really

[k2ntoss]

currently thinking about jason getting his girl pregnant after weeks of talking about how comfortable they both feel with the thought of forming a family together and i couldn't help but picture this.

after a couple of months of trying to conceive jason comes back after a particular hard night of patrolling, he smells like sweat and something else besides that lingering smell of gunpowder that lingers on his forearms and sometimes on his chest after he uses his guns; the guy is too tired to get totally undressed and go shower himself so when he sees you laying comfortably on your bed he collapses next to you, his arms by reflex reaching for you and pulling you into a vice-like grip until you start stirring from your sleep, nose tingling at the smell of the gunpowder that suddenly made you nauseous.

he's stood up and still on the doorway of the bathroom the second you darted in there and hunched over the toiled, the sense of alarm in jason's mind is flaring and he can't help but kneel next to you, one hand holding you hair and the other one on you waist to try and comfort you and after you are steady he's quick to ask "are you okay? do you still feel sick, princess?" his voice low and concerned, his eyes seeking for any sing of discomfort on your face as he leans in closer.

"jay, you smell too much like gunpowder" you croak as your nose scrunches at the spicy odor that hits you again, making you hold a subtle gag that lights something in jason's mind and after having you think about it there's not a single person you could think of that would be a better father than jason.

the guy is quick as a lightning to go shower, he takes his sweet time scrubbing his skin until he is 100% sure there's no lingering smell from his patrol and it's not until he has put his clothes into the laundry machine and changed into something clean that he crawls back into bed with you. because jason might have his flaws but he's always making sure you have what you deserve.

[fckwinnchrstopher]

*Bobby interviewing Eddie for the 118*

Bobby: Alright everything looks fantastic so far, but here's one last thing I have to ask.

Bobby: how's your relationship with your father?

Eddie *extremely confused*: um.. not very good-

Bobby: -you're hired.

[scribbsyscribs]

Angel: "Ya think Husk likes me?"

Vaggie: "Angel, he literally always fixes your drink first at the bar. Even if someone else gets there before you."

Angel: "Yea, but I thought he was just doin' that to get me to leave faster."

[theotherbuckley]

incorrect tweets pt 13/?

[iydkmigthtkyy]

teach me to be cruel

like the way they tortured you

[mj-thrush-gxn]

“Something tingles deep down inside of me, and I feel love for the first time in a long time, when he puts his mouth on mine.”- Darryl Wilson

[starchaser5]

James: Over the past few months I've been teaching him some new tricks. Now it's time to make daddy proud.

Regulus: Yes sir

James: I could not have been more clearly talking about my cat.

Sirius: *faints*

[uh-ohspaghettio]

Happy Father’s Day to everyone’s favorite trench daddy

[wooshofficial]

Iskall and Etho have such a funny dynamic because Iskall will say something completely out of pocket and Etho will pause, consider, and then say something even more out of pocket that just makes me wither

[joelmillermylove]

Joel loves slow sensual sex with you. He loves worshiping your body, talking his time with you. you loved the way his big brown eyes looked down at you so lovingly with his pouty lips. His favorite thing is kissing you, your neck, your lips your favorite spots. You loved smelling his cologne the smell of woodsy pine, feeling of his big hands on your waist and his rough stubble of his beard on your cheek. He loved the way you would bite his lower lip, it drove him crazy. The first time he told you he loved you was in the middle of sex. He whimpered in your ear “I love you so much” right when you both hit your high, it was the most beautiful thing you ever heard