#Didn't ask

[okayigetitifuckedup]

If you send me hate for posting a ship you don't like, please know it only makes me ship them harder. Die mad about it cunts.

I also write Splatter Punk- do I also condone torture/murder?

fuck u bro

[mxvanrichten]

"You shouldn't be attracted to this character because-"

BESTIE, STFU!

*wheelies to my 3way with Strahd, Rahadin, and Rudolph van Richten.*

[nevaehdavis5675]

who tf says this on a dms?

No I'm not comfortable with women sending me nudes hell nah 😃

[verdan-the-druid]

Hold on while I wild shape into a guy who gives a fuck.

[yourangle-yuordevil]

That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus

VS.

Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times

[hinamie]

surprise it's yuri!!!in 2024

[veil-of-lament]

everything comes to an end

[batbabydamian]

*you opening the love letter* what does your damijon look like, pls pls pls pls pls pls pls, i know it would be so cute, i just know it 🙏🙏🙏

here you go! thank you for the ask, this was a lot of fun to do! they're working on a case together ^^

[valeriapryanikova]

This season, on Hermitcraft...

(speedpaint)

[sboochi]

*sips tea* it's dumb crossovers time

I guess here King Arthur was a real dude who became legend after his death (in which demons and angels might have been involved). Our heroes now have a mystery to solve, with the help of a certain sorcerer.......

Part 1 >> Next

[sluttypatrickstar]

[plumadot]

Stop holding back 😎 show us all the scarian you've been hiding from us

monopoly mountain more like "we-don't-talk-about-feelings" mountain amirite

drawing kisses is fun :'))))

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce coming home one day to find Robin Jason clinging onto a chandelier with Dick below him cheering him on.

Bruce: Jason what are you doing?

Jason: Dick said that you missed his antics after he moved out and so he’s teaching me how to be a better son

Dick: After this we’re going to drive the Batmobile into the bay :D

Jason: We’re going to what? I mean yeah! Right into the water.

Jason trying to whisper to Dick: Dick I can’t swim though

This just further fuels the chaotic dynamic of Dick and Jason during a time where Dick was still going through his teenage angst and was absolutely not a benevolent role model LMAO

I mentioned it in this post, but it's just so funny to me to imagine a Jason who grew up with an absolutely WILD Dick Grayson as an older brother, while the younger batkids grew up with a more mellowed out and mature (arguable but when measured against the other kids, he wins by a landslide) Dick Grayson.

Robin!Jason era:

Dick: You wanna go out and get high?

Jason: I can't, I have homework.

Dick, sputtering: HOMEWORK?

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Dick, about to do an elaborate (and totally not dangerous) acrobatic move in the manor: Watch this, littlewing

Jason: You shouldn't do that, it'll make Bruce upset.

Dick, on the brink of angry tears: Why are you like this.

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Jason, dejected: Listen, I know you don't approve of me because you think I'm not good enough as Robin, but-

Dick: Not good enough as Robin? I don't care about that, I just think you're a little bitch

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Dick taking Jason out on a hangout for the first time: OK, looks like I got my work cut out for me. Take out a notepad and write everything down. I will NOT have my successor embarrass me like this. So what you wanna do to piss of Bruce-

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[Years later, Jason returning to Gotham with the fury of a thousand suns and the chaos to match it]: I'm gonna make your life a living HELL, Bruce

Dick, older and relatively more chilled out: Okayyyyy, maybe let's just– calm down a lil, haha, no need for the theatrics

Jason, betrayed, observing a Dick Grayson who is teaching his new younger siblings to behave and be mature: Dick, what the FUCK

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Present!Dick, mentoring Tim: Make sure not to be too impulsive, don't wanna raise Bruce's blood pressure

Red Hood!Jason spying on them from afar: Who even ARE you??

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Jason: So you teach me ALL of that, only to turn into the ONE thing you despised so greatly all those years ago

Dick, sweating: Well-

Jason: I'm ASHAMED. How can you be worthy of being called my PREDECESSOR?

[service4marriedmen]

Elliot: [to Owen] "And then I said 'I didn't say I was gonna pull out either!'"

No he didn't. In the absence of a specific instruction to the contrary, it's presumed that the rugby boys are gonna nut balls deep and you're gonna swallow their loads.

Both Elliot and Owen are no exception.

[captain-flint]

Tommy 'my priority is Evan' Kinard

[karllost-mymind]

I have just been informed that hell is infact real. So all those awful people that you wish would suffer, absolutely will 😇😊