#Elison

[xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx]

I'm gonna have a (not) quick ramble about this

First off, how do they know each other? Jackson lived in Kingsmont Town for the first few years of his life, (I think until he was 8 (?) when his mom died, then he moved to live with his grandma. But where did his grandma live?) Then he moved to Portland, Maine with his Tios

(Episode 6 Season One Screenshot, Exer confirming with Jackson that Jackson is indeed from Portland, not in Oregon, in Maine)

Elijah, however, said that he's from Riverville, apparently a place where dodge-ball doesn't exist.

(Episode 116 Season Three screenshot of Elijah telling Ken that he's from a place called Riverville.)

"All the way" implies that Riverville is far from Kingsmont Town, and we're not sure which states Kingsmont nor Riverville are in. Plus, Elijah never said he was returning to Kingsmont, like Jackson did. This is his first time in Kingsmont, so Jackson and Elijah didn't know each other pre-dead Jackson's mom.

Jackson and Elijah are from different places, how the frick frack snick snack tic tac sidetrack paddy wack do they know each other?!?

So, maybe when Jackson moved in with his grandma, Elijah lived in that same town. They knew each other for 4 years (Maybe more, maybe less depending on when Jackson went to live with his grandma, and when they met) before Jackson left for Kingsmont with his tios.

edit: or they could've been in foster care together! I can't believe I didn't think about this before I'm stupid, anyways that makes a lot of sense, if they were in foster care together

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk and I wish I had fast pass :(

[reinanova]

eliot: all right, go down

hardison: why you always—

eliot: twist it—not like That man

hardison: rephrase that man!

eliot: go under

hardison: why you always telling me to go down eliot?

[fourdollarwords]

Continuing @leveragegiftexchange for @greyghoulclub! They have Hardison/Eliot on their ship list and they are a fan of the horror so I thought I would shift back to the 2016 meme of doing a redraw of a haunted house reaction. Hope you like it!!

[makrostil]

elison 2021

[doodloos]

Eli recently had a bit of a mishap where one of our other PCs threw her in a bon fire, so here she is with her new haircut!

[immaculatasknight]

Who owns your data?

[margaronegiovanniscrittore]

RASSEGNA STAMPA: IN ARRIVO "QUELLA NOTTE SENZA" Elison Editore

Quella notte senza luna, il mio nuovo romanzo è in arrivo! Se ami le storie di profonde dai significati autentici, non puoi perderti questo libro che ti terrà incollato alle pagine fino all’ultima riga. Segui le vicende di Elena, una giovane mendicante che vive a Genova in una baracca fatiscente. La sua misera condizione viene in parte lenita dall’anziano clochard Alcide, che diviene per lei…

[polaroidblog]

“polaroid – un blog alla radio” – S22E08

“polaroid – un blog alla radio” – S22E08

Bentrovate e bentrovati a una nuova puntata del podcast di “polaroid – un blog alla radio”, la trasmissione in onda ogni settimana da Bologna sulle frequenze di NEU Radio. Cominciando con un doveroso ricordo di Kiko Loiacono, partendo poi per l’Australia e la Francia, facendo tappa in Iowa e in Indonesia, e ritrovando nel frattempo anche uno dei nomi più cari e importanti del nostro piccolo…

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Fat People

James H Longmore: after yesterday's incident, I'd like to offer a full and complete apology to the humorless scolds of the woke mob Franz Kafka: Kafka: well, good Kafka: see that it doesn't happen again!

Longmore: look, this story about joe's unwanted penis is just a light-hearted comedic jaunt! Kafka: booo! Longmore: [wiping sweat from brow] jeez tough crowd Longmore: better switch gears Longmore: hey how about a story about gross fatties?

Longmore: i have another story too Longmore: it's a terrifying descent into the depraved world of feederism Longmore: cuz there's nothing scarier Longmore: than a fat person Longmore: steve knows what i'm talking about Stephen King: he's right!

Poe: wow, these stories are kinda problematic! Poe: you're really kinda othering to trans and fat people Longmore: well, i am originally English Poe: oh yeah ok, that scans

Longmore: there's this guy called… the feeder Longmore: and they call him that because he Longmore: get ready for it Longmore: feeds people King: oh shit! oh wow! that is terrifying! King: i thought i was prepared but i was not prepared

King: i think King: i think i need to sit down for a minute Poe: are you going to be ok, steve? King: yeah, i'm King: yeah King: i just need a minute King: phew King: my heart is racing

Barker: how is this possible? Barker: Stephen king - master of the macabre! - scared of fat people! King: look, it's not that strange King: a lot of people are scared of fat people Barker: Barker: no i don't think that's true Barker: think this is a you thing, steve

King: well, think about it King: if you see a clown walking around outside of a circus, that would be pretty scary right? Barker: ok right King: now imagine if you saw a fat person walking around on the street, like it was normal or something-

King: it's just not healthy, you see King: that's why scientists invented the weight loss pill that makes you shit yourself to death from Meg Elison's story "Please Don't Invent the Weight Loss Pill that Makes You Shit Yourself to Death" Meg Elison: Elison: I am going to murder you

Longmore: so the feeder has a whole facility full of women that he feeds Longmore: until they gain weight Longmore: they're called gainers Longmore: stop me if i'm going too fast for you

Longmore: ok so imagine a fat woman Longmore: just the fattest woman ever Longmore: just so huge beyond belief, absolutely gargantuan Longmore: like the size of the entire planet Longmore: like 464 pounds King: holy shit guys this is the scariest story I've ever heard! King: i am legit shaking!

Longmore: so this guy is feeding a fat woman a stack of pizzas Longmore: and the pizzas are all Longmore: [falsetto voice] heeeey you should eat us! we're delicious! Longmore: [falsetto] we're pizza! look at us! we want to be eaten! Longmore: [falsetto] we're gonna be so sad if you don't eat us Dean Koontz: oh no i hope the pizza gets eaten!

Joe Koch: this sucks Koch: the pizza should speak in an Italian accent Barker: yes Poe: no don't say that joe!! Lovecraft: oh jesus Lovecraft: oh god Lovecraft: [sweats] oh jesus

Koch: the disc of cracked dough, crimson gore as red as god's menstrual flow, hissing fleshy tentacles of mozzarella, pale as the broken spirals of the universe, splayed open in a tattered furl of the anal fistulas of sundried tomatoes Poe: oh max you should like this, you like pizza Max Booth III: why does everyone keep saying that

[nuitthegoddess]

❄️🤴🧤 Elison’s birthday!! The cold doesn’t bother him anyway 👏🥹

[roetrolls]

long awaited sequel to the original villains as texts from my mom post

[theinquisitxor]

July 2024 Reading Wrap Up

July started off very strong, but then completely fell apart :/

I haven't picked up a book in almost 3 weeks, and had to temporarily stop reading Daughter of the Forest because life got very busy and stressful. But! all of that is almost behind me, and I hope I can start to get back to normal. I don't think I've ever gone 3 weeks without reading anything :(

I managed to get through 5 books at the beginning of July, with 4 physical books and 1 audiobook. I had an ambitious tbr, but I guess I will be trying to finish that up in August.

1.Equal Rites (Discworld 3) by Terry Pratchett (4/5 stars) This was a fun change for me, as I haven't read many discworld books. I've been meaning to read more, and I'm glad this introduced a few popular characters. Overall I had a good time with this!

2.Thief Mage, Beggar Mage by Cat Hellisen (3.5/5 stars) This book has less than 100 ratings/reviews on Goodreads, so I was intrigued to pick it up. This was one of my Random TBR picks for the month of July. This was a slower paced southeast(?) asian fantasy with lots of angst and characters who can't catch a break. I can't say this book is going to be very memorable for me, but I did enjoy it.

3.River-Horse: A Voyage Across America by William Least Heat-Moon. I started this book in June, but realized I needed to switch to the audiobook if I wanted to finish it. Reading the abridged audiobook was 100% the best decision. This is a travel narrative about the author's journey to cross America on rivers, and I thought the audiobook was excellent.

4.The Stardust Thief (The Sandsea Trilogy) by Chelsea Abdullah (2/5 stars). This is difficult for me to rate this book, because while I don’t think it’s bad or poor quality, I just couldn’t get into the plot or characters at all. I think it’s just a me problem :( This was a fast paced, action packed adventure quest story that I should’ve liked. It did have more of a YA feel to it than I was expecting though. Overall, it’s not a bad book, just not for me apparently. I ended up skimming the last 40% just to see what happened.

5.The Book of the Unnamed Midwife by Meg Elison (5/5 stars). I really like post- apocalyptic stories with women main characters, and this was so excellent. I read this in about 24 hours, and I could barely put the book down. It is very dark and traumatic, so be warned. This follows a lone woman trying to survive in America after a pandemic wipes out most of the population (especially women)

I started Daughter of the Forest by Juliet Marillier, but had to put it down because of life stuff. I'm hoping to pick it back up soon. I'll be done with grad school in less than 2 weeks, so I'm hoping to have much more reading time soon!

I'm not posting an August tbr, since my brain can't really think of/process creating a tbr right now :(

[ramblesofthemyu]

deceit runs through my veins.

[visualbrainrot]

"That special stupid is stealing over me... I am dumb around beautiful women. Seen the same thing happen to men"

-The Book of the Unnamed Midwife, Meg Elison

[orngejunkie]

A painting I made of Bill Cipher (Billie Joe really liked it) + some doodles from the past few weeks!!!

[doodloos]

Art fight's coming up, so I'm redoing all the icons for my Ocs! Here's the first batch!