#HE DID FUCKING W H A T

[scoups4lyfe]

what were your others

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this . 

mmm yeaah???? 

Like abandoning your son??? 

YOU

DID

WHAT 

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W H A T

[kindahoping4forever]

Ash via IG and Ai FM

[recurring-polynya]

In light of that post I reblogged yesterday where it turns out that 40,000 words is considered a novel?

To be fair, there are so many worse things you could do whilst in the throes of the most well-justified mental break that anyone on any plane of existence has ever had but also--

Girl, what?

[lil-gae-disaster]

Happy ides of March!

I wanna stab my failed Latin test like the senate stabbed Ceasar.

[frmulcahy]

How did that little article not disintegrate after two decades of being crumpled in Roy’s wallet

[diagonal-queen]

WHAT

THE

ABSOLUTE

FUCK

[geddy-leesbian]

I wrote that bit where Krauser is talking about the amber while I was high, so marijuana saved me?? like THAT'S what I've been wrestling so hard with, if/how Leon and Luis would find out what Krauser was up to.

and I'm very much into high me's idea because OH THE EXTRA ANGST OF KRAUSER TRYING TO GET LEON TO SIDE WITH HIM AND ALSO EXPOSING LUIS

[the-faultofdaedalus]

some very funny things i’ve realized about kat and people’s perception of her is that a) for a While everyone just thinks that she got her powers because her parents were doing unethical human experimentation on her before their death because tony over-related and his arguments were convincing enough and because no one has mentioned this in front of kat she can’t ever correct them and b) it’s very possible that it takes a LONG time for anyone to even realize that i) she has two different powersets from two different sources ii) what one of those powers even IS (her sight, because she just. doesn’t talk about things. again. and the things she notices that no one should notice could just be really good hearing or smell or smth?) and honestly the longer no one realizes any of these things the funnier it is

[bibleofficial]

i held 1 of the 2 chinese flatmates (that ive actually met) hostage to Force him to Talk to Me & i had him smell weed for the first time & he started coughing 😭😭😭

[disappointingcabbage]

WHAT

[cheemken]

Hey Knight I just saw the villain champion chart thing and I was just wondering why you decided to put the champions where they are

Like I understand Diantha, Geeta, and Lance cause they do be evil. But why the rest? Cynthia’s place really confuses me lol

Man idk bc I made that around eleven in the pm and my minds always out of it past nine jcmdnd hahaha

But like I did have concepts for it back then so hey hahah

So villain au Leon, he believes what he's doing is right, he thinks that hey since he's really the "no1 Champion" he should be the one protecting the weak from any threat, but ofc, it got to the point he'd really kill em and such bc why let a threat just walk around his region right? Also y'know, that thing w Rose threatening Hop and Leon finding out abt it, sponsor be damned he actually up and killed Rose bc why would anyone even try to think of hurting the Champion's brother? People didn't really question him bc ofc, why tf would they even go against the strongest fucking trainer of their region, and Leon was like really happy that people understand why he's doing it, unaware that they're actually terrified of him. A few did speak up abt it tho, and Leon did not take it well, he's going on how if they don't want him to make Galar peaceful, then they are a threat to Galar

Wallace idk bc my initial plan was for him between thinking he's doing right and doing it for the lols I'm sorry my mind really was so out of it last night I did so many questionable shit w my drafts here on Tumblr too😭 but like cndmnd y'know, he and Steven for this one, two Wingull w one Stone hahaha and like, maybe they would think the same way like Leon, just trying to protect the weak. But I also wanna say that Wallace also likes the thrill of being a villain maybe, bc again, my initial thought was for him between doing what's right and for the lols, and maybe he got that power to his head, especially since he does know how to make Kyogre bow down to him

I did,, mention that Steven would kill for Wallace and Lisia, and maybe he really went on w that, and hey he thinks he's doing right bc he's just protecting the ones he loves right?

Hau genuinely believes he's doing right bc ofc in this au the champions are all so out of it na rin, so they manipulated him to make him believe in them more, and they'd just tell him that what they're doing is actually right, even tho they're killing people

Iris is in between Dia/Lance and Cynthia bc I do think that the champions' manipulation runs that deep in her that she became downright fucking cruel. But like, y'know, she's enjoying it too, people looked down on her for most of her life, and now she's having fun making them kneel before her and finally realizing how strong of a champion she really is

Cynthia idk bc whenever I imagine Cynthia as a villain I always see her as someone who'd really be evil for lols, and doing evil stuff to get what she wants, like you catching my drift here? Hahah like I imagine her really just acting all friendly w trainers, but if smth did happen to them and they don't know she's there, she'd just watch and see if they'd be okay, she's curious if they're strong enough. And when she found out abt Cyrus' plan abt recreating the world, her curiosity piqued, and she just watched it all unfold. Altho w this one tho, I do wanna say that she did,, help?? Him?? Catch Mesprit, Uxie, and Azelf to create the Red Chain, and she told them that she really didn't care abt what's the whole deal on recreating the world, she just wanted to see all these legendary pkmn, and she did. Saw Cyrus die before her bc of Giratina, saw Gira and went on how powerful he was, and y'know told him that she's also a powerful trainer, and maybe if they work together they'd become more powerful than Arceus. And yeah, idk, even w the actual pkmn version of Satan she's not at Satan incarnate bc I wanna say she really isn't like Diantha who manipulates anyone or Lance who just kills anyone, rather she just doesn't care much abt anyone else and just likes the feeling of being godlike, especially now she and Giratina share a body, and she got Giratina's own power now too

[figs-oliomedley]

The worst part of Ninjago Dragons Rising is that because it’s serialized, they can set up like a million mysteries that won’t be answered by the end of the season. I NEED THAT SWEET CLOSURE, DAMMIT /j

[ritchieblackless]

He is... definitely something else.

[shatteredfears-arch]

sometimes i see non autistics write headcanons abt what probably went on in an autistic char they arent writings head and i just ‘yeah, yeah you have no idea how autistics think at all lol’ like yes its a spectrum, yes we’re all different, and youre still managing to pretend we’re neurotypical like—

[leatherbookmark]

i sincerely thank jane austen for introducing me to the shrimpiest emotion that is “darcy love what the fuck kinda proposal is this”. i have not known joy until that moment. he’s so fucking stressed. he’s squirming. he sat down on that fucking chair and inside my heart and soul i cheered like a football fan when he stood up after 5 seconds. it takes him like 4 times to finally start talking and for what? for what? to tell lizzie her family is cringe above everything else and he did his best to purge the Affection for her out of himself. absolute king. darcy girls i understand you completely. this man is a fucking gem. a diamond, a diamond of diamonds amongst men. a tragedy and comedy in one. and also colin firth. utterly fucking wonderful

[rabbittush]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! HEY GREAT WEEK IN THE LIFE OF SOMEONE WHOSE LIFE IS SUCKING SO MUCH ASS RIGHT NOW WHAT TJE GENUINE FUCK LIKE WHAT RHE ACTUAL SHIT WHAT WHAT WHAT NO FUCK DIE