#I THOUGHT. I THOUGHT

[starryluminary]

Oh my god Deltarune 3 + 4 isn’t playable on the switch 1. Oh my god oh my god. Oh my god.

I mean of course not. Of course not the new chapters have a switch 2 exclusive gimmick of course that can’t be on the switch 1. Obviously of course not.

But like. I thought. I thought the pc build. Of chapters 3 and 4 were gonna be ported on switch 1 instead. I thought switch 1 people would just have the base pc version on the switch. Like it’s been happening. Like it’s been done before now. Am I the stupid one. Am I the fool for thinking that

[alleesaur]

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

[ahotknife]

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[vimbry-moved]

[cilantrhoes]

[dramatic-dolphin]

i actually think it's rly cool for people getting an abortion to joke about the abortion, and it's not tasteless or bad. btw. they are allowed to joke about it. and it's funny.

[halflifesk666]

[and-fishing-equipment]

"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread

[flamboyantly-understated]

maybe this is just me idk

[tfatwsbarnes]

tower fics are so back baby

[spectre-squared]

being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

[good-to-drive]

My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

[bedupolker]

Gotta feed the family somehow!

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences