#I wanted to bring a cyborg gal

[vicciouxs]

project "MMK/7"; codename: moira. ready for your service

[robinhills]

💫ROBINHILL Smut

kinda scared cause this is only my third time writing smut 😣 I wanna try and make this as in character as I can but it’s gonna probably end up being OOC‼️‼️

also when you think of the hotel suite, my idea for how it would look would kinda be a mix of the penacony hotel rooms and the hotel suite from pretty women.

btw bootyhill can’t reproduce cause cyborg 🦿

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CW(s): cyborg sex, porn with plot? + aftercare/pillowtalk, established relationship, missionary, soft sex, praise, biting, hair tugging, touched starved Boothill, Makeup sex? pussy eating, crying during sex, boothill has a normal dick because I’m a pussy, cream pie.

synopsis: they're dating, semi makeup sex?🩷

“I’d travel across galaxies of torture and pain if it meant I could hold you”

~

Robin had just finished her concert, and finally got back to the hotel she was staying at, she was exhausted, but remembering the smiles she saw on people’s faces as she sang, always made her feel a bit better about her day, sure her long and excruciating makeup routine, plus the hours of dance practice, the strict diets, the hate mail, the constant business, the occasional stalkers, made it rough, but just knowing that she could have made one persons day better with her music kept her going.

But that doesn’t mean the fatigue wasn’t getting to her, and…aeons, she missed Boothill, last time they seen each other had been almost two months ago, they had gotten into an argument about how she felt like she wasn’t enough for him…and than she suggested he was cheating on her.

when they had first met, he was a “pump and dump” kinda guy, the type of guy who sleeps with a women one time, and never calls again, didn’t date, and sure as hell, didn’t stick to one gal.

of course deep down she knew he had changed, she knew he loved her, but, she was so busy all the time, and exhausted, and they didn’t sleep together as much as most couples did.

did he feel unsatisfied? Unloved? The guilt of arguing with him over something she knew wasn’t true was eating her up, she just wanted to see him again, but even after apologizing, she couldn’t bring herself to ask him to see her.

She pulled out her phone, scrolling to her texts with boothill, staring at them.

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Boothill🦾🤠| 09:34

|sent with voice message| Heya Darling, I know last night we had that argument and I left suddenly, I’m sorry I’ve made you feel like you ain’t enough, and I’m gonna try and fix that, promise, 🦾 I’m gonna be gone for a few months on some business and I won’t be able to text much, I love you read✔️

Robin🎶🪽| 09:42

it’s okay, I get it, I shouldn’t have yelled at you, I know you aren’t being unfaithful, Boothill, I’m really sorry, I’ll make it up to you, none of this is your fault, I love you. read✔️

Boothill🦾🤠| 09:46

|sent with voice message| it’s fine darling, I get it, I’ll see you as soon as I can, just let me know when ya want to see me and I’ll come running over🦿, see ya, sweet cheeks ❤️ read✔️

Robin🎶🪽| 09:46

Okay, I’ll miss you, cowboy. <3 read✔️

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She sighed, her hand clenching around her phone, seeing that made her feel a bit better, she smiled to herself as she walked down the halls to her hotel room.

she took out her keycard, making sure to check both ways, before quickly opening it and rushing inside, shutting and locking it as quickly as possible, perhaps she was a bit paranoid but better safe than sorry.

Aeons, now she just wanted a nice shower, and sleep, maybe she’d order a bottle of champagne and a box of chocolates.

as she walked in, she noticed the hotel suite was faintly lit by candles, she glanced at the bed, rose petals spread across it, she slowly reached in her bag for her pepper spray, aeons, she hoped she didn’t have a crazy fan inside her room.

She peeked around the corner holding her pepper spray tightly, her thumb on the button, ready to spray.

And there he was, sitting in a chair across the room, already starting to get up, only immediately to sit back down, and put his metallic hands up in defeat.

“eh..hey there…darlin?“ he said, with an unsure tone, as he stared at the pepper spray, and chuckled, slowly standing up.

“sheesh, ya still mad about the fight? Is that it?”

Robin stared for a moment, and sighed, slowly putting the pepper spray down, her wings relaxed in relief, and she rushed over into his arms, burying her face in his neck, his arms wrapping around her waist, spinning her around in his arms. “I missed you.” she whispered into his neck, holding onto him tightly as he slowly set her down, back on her feet. “aww, I missed you too, sugar.”

“im sorry.” she said, almost immediately, staring up at him, her lips curved down into a small frown, the wings behind her ears drooping downwards.

he simply smiled, and took off his hat, tossing it. “Angel, it’s fine, really, it’s okay, do I look mad to you? Cause I ain’t mad.” he trailed his robotic fingers along her cheek.

she hesitates, but she eventually lets out a sigh of relief, nodding slowly, leaning her head into his cold, metal hands. “I know you’re not..” there was a moment of silence.

…

he must have noticed she still looked upset, because he scooped her up over his shoulder, and started walking over to the bed and before she got the chance to object, he tossed her down on it, and quickly started to undress himself.

“d-dear?…” she says after a moment, slowly sitting up, watching him, she sighed. “you want to do this now?…”

“do ya not want to?” “no I do..but I’m tired…”

He paused, and sighed, smiling. “than ill do all the work, you just lay back and enjoy it, sugar…is that okay?”

She hesitated for a moment, she didn’t like having him do all the work…it made her feel like she wasn’t pleasing him.

but the way he stares at her, it reassures her, she sighs softly, and nods slowly. “yes.”

he chuckles softly, and slowly leans down, climbing on top of her, planting a gentle kiss on her cheek.

“Yes what? Use your words, baby.” she sighed, her cheeks growing hot, she felt that fluttering in her stomach at his words, and she clenched her thighs together, her wings perked up a tad. After a moment, she said in a soft voice, leaning back.

“Yes..I want you to make love to me.” He paused, and giggled, he felt giddy hearing that, and planted a kiss on her lips.

“Than ya hold on, sweet cheeks, we goin all night!”

~

He proceeded to help her get undressed, making sure to be extra gentle with her, the cold steel of his hands caused her to occasionally shiver or tense, he kept checking on her to make sure she was okay. once he got her dress and jewelry off, he slowly removed her bra, planting a kiss on both of her breasts, rubbing her stomach slowly. “Mm..missed my girls…and ya nipples already so perky and hard, just for me.” he chuckled, kissing her right nipple, than her left.

She shivered, and looked down at him, slowly caressing the back of his head with her hand, her fingers curling around his hair, playing with it softly.

“Don’t say stuff like that..it’s embarrassing..” she mumbled with a soft tone, sighing, her cheeks flushed brightly, her lips glossy from the wet kisses he kept giving her.

”but it’s true.” He captured a nipple in his mouth, swirling his tongue around her harden nipple, sucking gently.

she let out a small, content sigh, her eyes half lidded, the wings behind her ears fluttered again, she leaned her head back into the pillow, she smiled slightly for a moment, he always found a way to make her smile.

he slowly started moving down her body, trailing kisses down her stomach, and stopping right above her pubic area. “is this okay, baby?” Robin nodded slowly, and grabbed a pillow to hold onto, pressing it against her chest, burying her mouth in it, and mumbled into it.

“Yes. Go ahead, love.” her wings fluttered again, and she squirmed her hips around a bit.

Boothill slowly sat up, taking off her underwear slowly, he glanced at it, and chuckled as he noticed her slick. “sheesh, sugar, ya already that wet?” he paused for a moment, staring at her flustered face, and he said slowly, in a softer, more serious tone.

“Atta Girl, Lift those pretty legs up for me.” She felt those butterflies in her stomach again, but it felt hotter, she felt a throbbing on her clit, and glanced down, noticing Boothill’s erect thick cock, and how swollen and red the tip looked, thank aeons he kept his dick, her wings fluttered again, she was practically salivating. she obeyed, lifting her legs up slowly, exposing herself to him. he groaned softly, and rubbed his jaw for a moment, staring down at her pussy, his dick twitched slightly, and he sighed, almost analyzing her for a moment, his metallic fingers reached over, and he flicked her swollen bud softly, eliciting a small moan from her throat, she bucked her hips up slightly. “Boothill, please…I need you..” she cooed, squirming her hips around in a circular motion, causing him to chuckle again.

“Gosh darn, darlin…you sure are a needy lil’ thing, ain’t cha?” he sighed, and lifted her legs over his cold, metal shoulders.

“Soon…lemme prepare you first, sweet cheeks.” He leaned his hands under her, groping and kneading her rear softly, lifting her up by her butt just slightly, before leaning down, and planting a few kisses on her inner thighs, he glanced at her, before taking a small and soft nibble at her inner thigh, sucking the skin softly. she gasped, before a whimper left her lips, she stared down at him, wiggling her hips again, desperately, she hadn’t been intimate with him in so long, she didn’t realize how starved she was for him since she was always distracted with work.

“Dear…please hurry up..”

he sucked her thigh for a second more, before stopping, leaving a small red mark on her inner thigh, he sighed, and looked at her. “Relax…we don’t gotta rush everything, we have all night…” he caressed her ass slowly, and planted a loving kiss right above her clit, making her shiver.

“Move that damn pillow too, I wanna hear ya” he leaned a hand up, and snatched the pillow away, she whined.

“I need something to hold onto..”

“Squeeze the sheets, pull my damn hair, I don’t care, but don’t try and hide from me.” He quickly latched his lips onto her clit, and sucked.

she moaned softly, and bucked her hips up slightly, her nails digging into sheets, his tongue swirled around her nub, his cold, metallic hands squeezing her ass, caressing her softly.

he slowly moved his lips away from her clit, only to start lapping at her entrance, sucking and probing her pussy with his tongue, devouring her like she was his last meal on earth. he made sure to be careful not to scrape his teeth against her pussy, he kept giving loving rubs with his thumb onto her hip bone, occasionally glancing up at her, his cock pressing into the mattress, the rose petals on the bed were getting mushed up slightly by Robins squeezing and tugging of the sheets. He started flicking his tongue at her clit, switching between slow and fast every few seconds, her moans and whines filled the room, her wings got droopy from the overwhelming pleasure, and her halo tilted slightly as her head kept moving around, she moved her hands slowly to his head, tugging his long white and black hair gently as she felt that familiar, hot, tightening coil in her stomach.

“B-Boothill…’m gonna cum-“ Robin moaned softly, her body tensing up, he started giving long licks, before lapping at her clit rapidly, after a few moments, he mumbled against her pussy. “cum for me, baby, it’s okay, let go.” she than came undone on his tongue, closing her eyes as her wings fluttered slightly, her thighs clenching around his head, tugging at his hair as her orgasm washed over her, moaning out his name softly.

he kept pleasuring her through her orgasm, and once she finally relaxed, he gave a soft kiss to her pussy, and leaned up.

“glory, darlin…look how soaked you are for me!” he smiled with pride, licking his lips, he slowly climbed over her, his cock pressing against her stomach, he leaned down and wrapped a arm behind her head, the other holding Robin’s hip, caressing her softly.

“Tell me when you’re ready for me darlin.” He kissed her forehead, and brushed a couple strands of her pale blue hair out of her face, his eyes half lidded.

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After a five minutes of letting her relax, she gently pokes his cheek and snuggles closer to him, spreading her legs slightly.

“I’m ready, love.” she cooed softly against his ear, wrapping her arms around his neck.

he stared down at her and slowly moved up, propping himself up by his elbows, he stared down at her body for a moment, and smiled, kissing her forehead. “hold on, angel..” he slowly positioned his cock head at her entrance, and pushed in slightly, inch by inch, she whimpered as she was stretched by his cock, a drop of sweat dripping down her neck.

he leaned down and licked her neck softly, and started nibbling her neck, as he pushed himself in, groaning, she squirmed a bit, her breathing growing heavier, once his cock reached deep inside her love canal, she whimpers, and tenses up, her pussy squeezing around his cock tightly. he moans into her neck, and mumbled gently. “baby..you okay?…you tightened up..ya tense?” He kisses her neck and leans up, staring down at her, he moves a hand to her face, and rubs her cheek, kissing her lips.

once he pulls away, she shakes her head, and motions for him to start moving. “D-Dear…’m okay…move..please…” he sighs, and slowly grabs her arms, pushing them down, and interlocking their hands, he couldn’t feel her skin with his hands, he couldn’t feel her warmth, but he still wanted to comfort her, to make her feel safe.

he loves her so much, he really does, he can’t imagine being with any other women.

thrust

he only wants her.

thrust

he only needs her.

thrust

he only loves her.

He groans, moaning her name softly. “f-fudge!- aeons…Robin, yer doing so good..oh..yeah, babydoll..” his thrusts are at the perfect pace, the perfect angle, hitting right against her sweet spot, making her squirm and moan, her back arching off the bed, their soft moans filling the room, her eyes watered. ”B-Boothill…I…I love you so much!” she cooed, he filled her up so well, she squirmed her hips, his cock ramming into her, picking up the speed, he groaned into her ear repeatedly, grabbing her hips as he pounded into her passionately, occasionally slowing his hips down only to speed up once again, making her moans roll off her tongue slowly, soft coos leaving her throat.

“Mm..I love you too Robin…love ya so much, darlin..”

He glanced at the wings behind her ears, and suddenly leaned his hands over, grabbing both of them on either side, using them as handles as he thrusted inside her.

A loud moan left her lips, tears of pleasure spilling out, drooling slightly, her hips bucking upwards again.

he rolled his hips up in a way that hit her cervix, making her throw her head back.

his thumb caressed her wings slowly as he tugged them as gently as he could while he thrusted into her. She cried, and he almost slowed down. “baby? You okay? You need me to stop?-“

She quickly shook her head, and whined, her body twitching slightly, legs shaking, yet she wanted him to keep going, he sighed softly, and kissed her forehead, letting go of her wings as he wrapped his arms around her, and continued his thrusts, speeding up again quickly.

They both felt their orgasms building up rather quickly, and he groaned into her hair, he could go all night, but he could see she was pretty damn exhausted. “let go, Robin, just relax, I’ll take care of everything, just let go..cmon baby, you’re so close, you can do it, baby girl.” he moaned into her ear, thrusting faster and faster, and she whined, hugging him tightly, and her pussy tightened and squeezed around his cock, her eyes squeezed shut as she felt her orgasm rising to the very top.

he moaned against her cheek, and slammed his lips against hers, kissing her passionately as they came together, his cum filling her up as her orgasm washed over her intensely, her body twitching, he kept thrusting his cum into her, and slowed down after a few moments, fucking her through her orgasm as he moved his head up, staring down at her, with a satisfied smiled, caressing her back. “there ya go, sweetheart…ya feel good?..” he kissed her sweaty forehead, as her shaken breaths slowed down, and her twitching came to a stop, her body relaxed into the bed, going limp as her wings drooped downwards slightly, after a few moments, she whispered in a soft voice.

“mhm…” she paused, and stared at him with her big teal-emerald eyes, and smiled at him. “I love you.” he chuckled softly, and tilted his head. “I love ya too, Robin.”

~

after their intense lovemaking session, he decided to let her rest for the rest of the night, after all, he had all tomorrow to make love to her.

“How was it, sweet cheeks?” He murmured to her. she curled up in his arms, snuggling closer, his robotic fingers combed through her hair repeatedly. “perfect, as always.” she leaned a hand up, and started braiding some strands of his hair, smiling slightly at him.

“Heh, as always, huh? Guess you’re a pretty lucky gal.” he kissed her forehead again, rubbing her lower back with her cold, metallic fingers, it was hot outside anyways, his cool touch felt nice. “And you’re a pretty lucky man, right?” “luckiest in the world.” She giggled softly, and continued to make small braids in his hair. after some comfortable silence, he continued. “whatcha wanna do tomorrow? Shall I take my lady shopping? You wanna go see a movie?” she paused, and kissed his cheek.

“let’s stay in the hotel all day, laze around…I need some downtime” her words made him grin, and he shook his head, and brushed the wings behind her ears with his robotic fingers. “Yes ma’am.” he eyed her up and down for a moment. “Do I get to pleasure ya all day?” “of course.” she cooed, as he started massaging her thighs, and sighed, he slowly leaned down and buried his face in her breasts, closing his eyes. “mm…you a real beauty…ya know that darlin?” she sighs and kisses the top of his head, caressing the back of his head gently as she held him close. “I know, you and half the galaxy tell me everyday.” She pauses. “I like hearing it more from you though.” he chuckles, and kisses her collarbone. “I know you do, sugar..”

they lay in silence, her hands slowly caressing his head as his robotic arms squeeze around her waist and thighs, occasionally planting a kiss on her collarbone or neck.

after a few minutes, Robin yawns, and curls up closer to him, as he pulls the blankets over their shoulders.

“I love you”

“I love you too”

Fin

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OMFG. FOUR WEEKS. FOUR WEEKS OF PROCRASTINATION, REWRITING, AND BRAINSTORMING, it’s finally done! HORRAY! 😍

I got a tad lazy near the end but I put sooo much effort and work into this, and I really hope it came out good,

I love robinhill so much and I feel like there isn’t enough content of them at all! So I hope this gets popular enough just to get robinhill more noticed, because I really love this stupid silly ship 🩷

I hope it was an enjoyable experience for anyone who was reading, good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight! - Songbird

[spaceyprincely]

Boothill observations and theorys(?):

⚠️‼️Cw// leaks + possible 2.1 spoilers‼️⚠️

Hello tumblr I thought I’d share some observations I’ve made about boothill, an upcoming 5 star character. Particularly his name and how it relates to his cowboy aesthetic as well as his possible backstory. I also want to theorize his situation with Acheron as well. Well I’m not exactly an expert on theory’s so I doubt mine counts but I’ll share what interests me on boothill!

Boot Hill, Name origin:

First off, what is a “boothill”?

“Boothill” or “Boot Hill” are a type of cemetery most commonly referred to in western parts of the United States and America. What makes this cemetery unique is its association with cowboys, specifically ones that died in violent non natural fashion like shooting or hanging, “died with their boots on”.

How does this relate to Honkai star rail boothill.

- boothill is based of the typical western American cowboy , with the outfit, his accent , usage of guns, etc. so we have that connection .

- The HSR wiki says that he’s specifically a cyberborg. Cyborgs are typically depicted as robot human hybrid characters. Some cyborg characters like robocop and cyborg (dc comics) have backstories of becoming a cyborg by having had either died and came back to life through technology or damaged their human body greatly to the point they replace with artificial robot tech.

- Boothill in leaked eilodons shows his naked body. However you can quickly noticed his body is human. Not robotic like what we’ve been officially shown.

- Contrast this with his lightcone art, boothill has only part of his robot body. It looks like he’s being operated on.

- So how does this his name relate to his possible backstory

- As previously iterated, boothill is a name for cemetery of cowboys that died in violent ways. Pair this with how the leaked content having a human body which insinuates that he was at some point a human.

- So what I theorize: Most likely case is that boothill died/ got heavily injured, most likely due to a fight, so much that his only chance to survive was to make him a cyborg. The name boothill fits because he probably died in his boots (I’ll assume for now it happened on the job, maybe his job was the same before and after?).

- Interestingly There’s a leaked description of his lightcones. I’m not 100% sure about how true it is so I’ll have to take it with a grain of salt. However it details on him coming back to life after almost embracing death.

- - If boothill died, who killed him?

There isnt much to hint at who is to blame for cause of him becoming cyborg so far, given he’s a new character with little information.

At this moment, my best guess is the ipc which characters including topaz and aventurine are in. Boothill is revealed to not like the IPC as revealed in his introduction post. However there’s an interesting thing we need to observe.

- Notice how it states “the target of his revenge”, meaning the ipc most likely wronged him in some. I wonder if the ipc is the ones responsible for his death and transformation to being a cyberborg. But it’s likely it could be another reason for his distaste.

About Acheron

Cw/ this part gets into partial spoilers for 2.1 trailblazer main story quest

black swan receives a call from boothill. The call is immediately clear he is threatening Acheron with death.

- his tension with her seems very extreme to the point where hell even go after people affiliated with her when he threatened black swan under the impression she’s was working with her. And saying she shouldn’t exist.

do I think she was behind his death?

Unlike with the ipc one, I’m not really sure. I personally think that this possibility has less weight to it and there might be another reason for his dislike towards her. But it wouldn’t be surprising considering aventurine claims she brings death and finality.

- like aventurine, Boothill knows that Acheron isn’t an actual galaxy ranger however boothill himself is a galaxy ranger. Since Acheron is falsely claiming she’s a galaxy ranger, could this possibly cause tension with the actual galaxy rangers and her to be a target for them? I don’t really have much to theorize much more but would like to hear what others think

[xxxevilfilms]

The Osaka Bowl | Chapter 1

Info: A dirty fic collection featuring Asuka getting acquainted with some of the Tekken studs and a few gals. Viewer discretion is advised, a lot of these get a little icky.

Summary: Asuka runs into Bryan during preliminaries and is promptly ravished.

Warnings: Kidnapping, Noncon, Mild Blood

Ravishment | Asuka Kazama x Bryan Fury

Ao3 Link

Splattered blood, spilled guts, and the screams of conquered souls was enough for Bryan. He was a cyborg, an augmented corpse that lived to fight. Food, money, and power were things now lost on him, replaced by an eternal engine that fueled his thirst for agony and bloodshed. He was at his happiest when he was beating the literal piss out of his enemies, but as he stood over this pale-skinned, hot-headed Japanese teenager turned over on her side, grasping at a bleeding gash in her side, Bryan was overcome with a need he hasn't felt since becoming a living cadaver. 

The Japanese teenager says things he can't understand, but the desperation in her voice was apparent. Suffering is universal no matter where you went, and Bryan knew this girl was in pain. He thought she looked pretty before, but the sight of her blood-stained blouse made his loins ache. He can already see the referees circling the ring with gurneys and stretchers, ready to pull the girl away from him to end this fight. Bryan didn't want her to go so soon, not until his needs were met, so he scooped up the Japanese girl in his scarred arms and carried her out of the ring, much to the teenager's horror. The referees and some guards attempted to stop him, but he was too strong and they were quickly dealt with as he flew out of the arena in a blood-fueled frenzy.

Bryan doesn't know how long he ran for, just knows that he's far away enough from the stadium that no one could hope to find him. Chuckling fondly to himself, the cyborg takes the girl off of his shoulder and lays her on some wet grass, dewey from a passing rain cloud. The teenager regards him apprehensively, guarding her slashed belly with a trembling hand as she spoke more words he didn't know the meaning to.

“Why did you bring me here...?” She says. “Please, Mister, I need to get to a hospital...”

Bryan ignores her pleas and makes his intentions known by climbing over her and thrusting a buried erection against her stomach. The teenager audibly gasped and then immediately panicked.

“W-What...!? What are you doing--!?”

Bryan doesn't let her speak, just kisses her split lips and sucks on her blood. The teenager squirms beneath him, beating his chest and flailing her legs in an attempt to get him off. Bryan doesn't react, doesn't even bat an eye at her resistance and proceeds to hike up her skirt, exposing blue panties lined with white polka dots. All the girl could do was scream against his lips.

“N-No...! No!!” Her pleas are swallowed by his mouth. “Nghh--!”

Bryan laughs against her lips as he slips his tongue down her throat, cock now pounding her covered pussy raw. The teenager grunts and blushes like a virgin, a thought that gets Bryan more worked up. He's fucked plenty of whores in his life, but not a virgin; a virgin fuck would do nicely for his cock.

Bryan bites her tongue in warning once the girl gets too rowdy for his liking as he tangles his hand through her chocolate brown hair to tug on it. She winces and appears to be compliant, but still fearful of what's to come. He can't guarantee that he'll make this quick, but he certainly won't make her suffer; cunt like this was hard to come by given his occupation.

With the tenderness of a wild dog, the cyborg licks and sucks along the teenager's chin and cheeks, tonguing a path down her neck so he could rip open her cotton blazer. She whines and then sputters when Bryan gropes her breasts, refusing to look down at him when he fondles her big tits. Bryan allows it for now as he's too busy scaling the girl's body, regarding her like a ravenous animal as he descends downwards. She tries to kick him then, most certainly yelling at him to get away. Bryan thinks it's cute and sinks his head under her skirt anyway, mouth taking hold of her plush cunt through her panties.

“A-Ahh..!”

Bryan's cock throbs at the whine she lets out, damn near shivers once he starts sucking along her pussy. He can taste her cunt and smell her sweat as he drags her tongue along the mound left by her clit, drooling like a hound when he feels that sweet little flesh bud twitch against his lips. Fuck, he cursed to himself; just tasting this bitch's cunt was getting him horny.

Bryan, a slave to his passions, quickly rips the thin cotton that separates him from the young girl's sex. The teenager's shrieks turn into garbled moans once Bryan helps himself to her virgin pussy, fat, spit-slicked tongue dragging over her inner lips and hooded clit with tactical precision. He laps at her clit and sucks on it like candy as three calloused fingers slide into the teen's untouched cunt effortlessly. It makes the girl bow off the ground and thrust down against Bryan's hand out of instinct before gasping, as if surprised by her body's reaction. Little slut; was only a matter of time till she started enjoying herself.

As she writhes and bucks into the cyborg's drooling mouth, Bryan sits up and brings her lower half with him. The ache in his loins now too great to ignore, he fidgets with the belt to his jeans as he slowly fucks the girl's trembling little slit with his tongue, thrusting in and out, deep and slow. The girl yelps, breathless and wanton, tears in her eyes as she's forced to take her captor's tongue. Bryan loves the noises he pulls out of her and damn near makes her cry when he licks her g-spot.

“S-Stop...! Stop!” She sobbed. “I can't...! I don't wanna...!”

Bryan feels her clench, clit shuddering. His mouth and chin drips with slick he isn't able to lick up in time, a feeling that finally brings the cyborg over the edge. Wrestling his prick out from his fly, Bryan drops the girl's hips to the ground to mount her, hanging cock looming menacingly over the teenager's lower belly. Immediately she fights him, screaming bloody murder and sniffling like a baby when Bryan cups a hand over her mouth and angles himself along her slit. In spite of her pleas, he pushes forwards, splitting her pretty pink lips apart, slowly impaling the Japanese teen with his immense length. Already he can feel her maidenhead against the crown end of his shaft sinking in on itself, giving into his heft as it failed to withstand him. The girl could only lay there and cry, screams vibrating against his palm once Bryan finally pops her little cherry open. Blood quickly collects around his shaft and mixes with his spit and her essence, dripping down the cleft of her ass to collect in the grass below them. It's ample lubricant for him and Bryan wastes little time hammering his throbbing length deep into her cunt.

Her breasts bounce and her eyes flutter open once Bryan fucks her proper. Too shocked to scream and too devastated to move, the teenager could only stare at their union in disbelief, unable to look away at how the cyborg ravished her. Bryan can't blame her though; he can't help but stare either, can't help but admire how his hulking prick pounded mercilessly into her bleeding little sex, ruining her for good. She'll never want anyone else or even hope to have anyone else after he's done with her. 

Bryan, much to the teenager's horror, kisses her again, forcing his tongue past her lips to lap feverishly at her mouth. She groans and whines, too tired to fight anymore, too weak to push him out. Bryan couldn't be more pleased with himself and fucks her harder, big body caging her smaller one as he bathes his prick in blood and cunt juice. So fucking worked up, Bryan can already feel his nut sneaking up on him, but his enhanced stamina allows him to fight it for a time. He doesn't want this tryst to end so soon after all.

Bryan has the girl in many different ways, often forcing her to participate despite the haze in her eyes. He fucks her on her back, on her side, on her hands and knees, and even once in his lap, where he found he preferred to have her the most. He makes her ride his cock like a spent whore, lips sealed over a bouncing breast as his fingers tease the puckered asshole between her cheeks. She's a mess of tears, drool and whimpers, eyes set in her skull and pussy wet with slick and sweat. He can't even count the amount of times she's come on his prick, just knows she's squirting enough to soak his crotch with her juices.

“T-Too much...! It's too--!!”

Bryan wrenches his fingers between his and the girl's stomachs to flick her clit left and right, grinding his callouses into her bud. The teenager curls into him quickly and wails in his face, but is silenced by teeth that catch her lower lip. He growls and grunts deep in his throat like a snarling animal as he goes faster; he's so close it almost hurts.

Bryan takes too handfuls of the girl's backside, hips pumping like mad, taking her into another searing kiss once his cock spews. He humps his length into her womb as his seed spills, too out his mind to care about knocking her up. The teenager hiccups in her captor's arms before falling over like a limp ragdoll, exhausted from her defilement. Bryan let her stay there while he recovered from his delayed release before hoisting her off his lap to let her hang over her shoulder again.

Bryan, now free of his lusts for the time being, surveyed his surroundings, eyes settling on the girl's rear end once he noticed how dark it was now. The best, most logical thing he supposed he could do now was drop the girl off at a hospital and run off somewhere, but logic was lost on Bryan. The sex he had was too fucking good for him to stop here; if the bitch was this compliant for him, no reason why he shouldn't bring her along.

As he slowly rose to his feet, Bryan cinched his jeans and held the teenager to his chest as he crossed the forest. He'll learn her name later, teach her some English while he's at it; he's gonna wanna hear his name on her lips eventually.

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Longer Thoughts About The Flash 2023 Now That I Have Slept Once

Non-spoiler thoughts first, just because.

I think the average moviegoer will have fun with it, because like. Even I was pleasantly surprised (kind of) about how the movie actually went. Christina Hodson is a really good writer, and the fact that she was able to get something coherent and in brief flashes even compelling out of such BROKEN foundational material is a real testament to her abilities. If you're really just looking for a kind of entertaining time travel movie with familiar beats, this will be good for you.

I think, ultimately, I was never really sold on the premise of the movie to begin with, so it was hard for me to fully enjoy it as a DC fan. It's a very controversial storyline to tackle as a First Flash Film, it's not very easy to adapt to begin with, and as a piece of the DCEU or even the broader spectrum of the DC Multiverse it's even more controversial in many ways because of the broader context of the franchise it finds itself in. There are so many pieces both in the movie and outside of the movie that can't just let it BE a Flash movie, which I think really kills any hope of it being above mid to me at the end of the day.

Anyway Reader Beware Spoilers Under There

This just a highlight reel of random thoughts I had during the movie itself:

As much as I hate how many non-Flash characters get time in this movie, I will never be sad about seeing Jeremy Irons Alfred or Gal Gadot Wonder Woman, thank you for your service y'all enjoy your future projects.

The very FIRST second Barry went into the Speed Force I was like "oh that's neat" and then the REST of the Speed Force happened and I haven't physically cringed as hard since Emma Watson's autotune in Beauty and the Beast.

I can't believe they found a way to make Batfleck's suit both better AND worse than the DKR suit from the Snyder films. Also I take back everything I said about Batfleck being one of the best Batmen we never got, I don't know if it was just the writing or the performance he went with here but I think it's better this way I donot want to see Batfleck again.

I desperately want to send Kiersey Clemmons a really nice gift basket or a card because this was the most SET DRESSING ONLY Iris West they could have gone with. The DCEU has done her so dirty. The only reason Iris is here is because people would be in arms if she didn't show up ONCE. And I'm so mad about it, actually.

I'm actually glad the movie didn't just pretend Cyborg was never in JL-- I was glad he at least got mentioned in the search for the other JL members.

Speaking of, thank you to this movie for sneaking in a little Arthur in there at the end. I hope he and Barry had fun at their slumber party.

I actually really loved their Supergirl here, too-- she's much better than the Supergirl from the CW, she feels a lot more like Kara should, and I really hope for Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow, they bring back Sasha Calle, because as little as she gets to work with, she's very good in her role.

I don't wanna talk about Michael Keaton too much because I frankly still disagree with the amount of Batmen we have in this movie, but he's still fun to watch and still really good and I'm mad about it but I commend him.

Also, speaking of Batmen, I think the funniest thing this movie could have possibly done was only imply Batfleck and Batkeaton and ONLY show Clooney Bruce at the end. That cameo got the BIGGEST reaction out of ANYTHING in this movie, AND IT DESERVED IT.

I would have liked one Flash villain. Just one. Maybe in that opening sequence we could have had like a Trickster or a Top or a Rainbow Raider or a Girder. Someone who isn't going to get their own main villain billing ever but who would have made this Flash movie feel more like a Flash movie.

I think that's all I have for now BUT as I think on it more I'm sure I'll have more thoughts.

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1, 4, & 6 for the Alliance oc asks!

1) Who’s your Alliance Commander? What class are they? Alignment? Random other facts you wanna share?

Okay, so. I have at least three, possibly four "canons".

Telcontar(m!Trooper, Tactics Vanguard, mostly LS) Random facts: He's sibling-adopted Vette and Arn both. He's cyborg(eyepatch and implant around his left eye, and his right leg is cybernetic), so he like to talk shop about cybernetic with Arn. His canon includes Silver(Scrapper Scoundrel, and his big sis), Xander(Arsenal Mercenary), and Endrali(Shadow Consular) at least of my other kids.

Vica (f!Consular, Kinetic Combat Shadow FTW, ALL LS) Random facts: She's had a really cool journey from Miss Perfect Jedi to being her own person and balancing her own needs/wants against the galaxy, and her friendship with Zenith is a really important thing to her. She has a pet manka cat named Crete she adore ALMOST as much as she does her husband(Theron). Her canon includes Briyoni(Vanguard Trooper and her lil sis).

Tragen (m!Warrior, Fury Marauder, mostly LS)  random facts: not actually all that strong with the Force. He relies mostly on his lightsabers or charisma and is really good with either, but when it comes to the Force, he uses it more to augment his skill than as its own “weapon”. I thiiiiink I’m gonna be slotting Jaaide(Concealment Operative) into his canon, but haven’t made up my mind yet

Keme (f!Trooper, Tactics Vanguard, mostly LS) will probably get her own canon, too, just bc it's so hard to work her in as anything BUT the Commander xD Also I love her. random facts: Former slave, loves to dress up actually(it’s fun making Jorgan people’s jaws hit the floor), very good sabaac face.

4) Why did this character of all your OCs become Commander?

Tel’s journey to “canon” is a little convoluted, lol. Silver was originally my canon bc she was my favorite now it’s Vica shhhhhh and one of my Launch Day toons. Then I realized, after playing Tel and figuring out their relationship as siblings, that a) Tel definitely would have helped with the SoR etc mess and b) when Marr told her about the Wild Space expedition, my smuggler gal would have told him to comm her brother, that’s more a “war hero” deal, and rolled over to go back to sleep on top of Corso. xD So then I started thinking about swapping Tel in as canon. I love the m!Trooper, Elara’s romance is my favorite in the game, AND the whole five years in carbonite seriously screwed up my plans for Silver/Corso babies, so I switched which Amazing Airen sibling was my canon Outlander and things work much better now.  He’s my canon canon, the others are all alternates

Vica, Tragen, and probably Keme get their own canons bc I have too many of the same classes, I need some room lol and I love them enough AND they’d be able to stick out the storyline thus far (rip to Jaaide and her six breakdowns of varying severity 😅)

6) Are there any NPC’s from the class stories you’d like to see/HC join the Alliance? Ex: Master Timmns, Ardun Kothe, Watcher One, etc

Big yes to Master Timmns and Kothe for sure. I actually headcanon already that Timmns joins up with Tragen’s Alliance and is part of a regularly meeting tea group with Tragen and Jaesa. xD In a world where Jaaide is the Outlander and not an Intelligence Hire for Tragen, I would LOVE to see Kothe join up. I’d say Master Sumalee from the Smuggler story but BioWare did that in the most “Do he dirty” way possible and I’m only madder about what they did to Shara /cough

I’d love if Numen Brock could be a supply/intel contact or something.

OH. FUCKING FUSE. If you saved him on Tatooine I WANNA SEE HIM.

Beryl Thorne. Bring her back and let my male Smugg actually romance her :D

Overseer Tremel, if you spared him, could be neat. Ummmmm it’s been too long since I played a Hunter, I can’t remember if there’s anyone there. 

Edit: CANNOT believe I forgot my man Jonas. Give him to me, BioWare. LET ME ROMANCE HIM PROPERLY DAMMIT

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Watching Snyderverse Part 3 - Zack Snyder’s Justice League

After BvS, I was honestly not particularly looking forward to Justice League. For me, it was obvious that Snyder’s versions of these characters and his overall doom and gloom approach was not something I was particularly enjoying despite some promising elements in both MoS and BvS. Then we saw exactly how JL production went down. Despite the happy face they tried to paint, the fact that there was going to be a 2 hour mandate, the fact that Whedon basically reshot a bunch of Snyder’s film with the film being a mishmash of two directors who couldn’t be any more different in their sensibilities, and that that the actors, specifically Ben Affleck, looked like they couldn’t wait to be done with this movie and this role, made it obvious that the movie wasn’t going to turn out well. So my expectations were rock bottom for the theatrical cut. As it happens, that was a good thing. The theatrical cut of JL is a thoroughly unremarkable movie. I don’t abhor it but it is so obviously a patchwork job and a studio mandated film that there is no passion or vision in the movie at all. I mean, I didn’t like BvS much at all, but there was a vision there. Theatrical cut of JL seemed like a film that felt like WB just felt they had to put out there and then move on. And then years later, we get Zack Snyder’s full version of Justice League. I watched it in one sitting, which was maybe a mistake because it is heavy viewing for 4 hours. Without a doubt it is a better movie than the theatrical cut. Its a little tough to judge this film because this is no way a movie that would have been released theatrically. But its also impossible to judge on what it may have been if it was edited down to a 3 hour length. So best to just judge it on its own merits.

Firstly, the positives. This is definitely a more coherent and clear movie. The plot is not rushed and every sequence, be it a character moment or an action sequence, is fully realized without any weird edits. The film does have some more humor than the previous two Snyder films. Mainly courtesy of Ezra Miller and Jeremy Irons. And the humor is not awkward like in the theatrical cut. Ezra Miller in particular benefits from that because some of his cringey lines from the theatrical edition are cut. The special effects are largely impressive and definitely an improvement over the theatrical edition. On a character level, definitely Cyborg gets the most benefit out of all the characters. As we get a full and thorough backstory for him. We get insight into his relationship with both his parents. Steppenwolf also gets significantly more screen time and his motivations are definitely more clearly defined in the movie than in the theatrical. Miller and Momoa also get some more scenes to flesh out their individual characters. What does surprise me is that the film contains a lot of scenes which are essentially just alternate versions of scenes from the theatrical cut. The film isn’t radically different from the theatrical version, but the scenes included in this version feel a little more real. Like a scene with the entire League discussing Superman’s return in the theatrical cut made it obvious that the actors weren’t in the same room together, whereas the original scene in this movie has them clearly in the same physical space. The Superman scenes are also infinitely better without the CGI upper lip. Thankfully, Snyder doesn’t do what he did with the previous two movies and gives some breathing room between action sequences. Probably a bit too much time, but that’s better than no time at all. the tunnel action sequence and the climax set piece is definitely pretty cool. Flash actually having an active role in the climax was a big improvement. My favorite action sequence is still the Superman vs the League because it shows just how powerful Superman can be. Also, the color palette is a lot more consistent and better than the weird bright and red color palette that is used in the theatrical cut.

When it comes down to the performances from the cast, nobody really stands out. They are all fine, but unlike in BvS, where Affleck stood out. Everybody here is just motoring along. In the theatrical cut, Affleck looked completely checked out. I was hoping the original cut would beef up his performance. While it is slightly better, he’s still just a bit too restrained in the role and doesn’t leave the type of impression he left in BvS. Everyone is at their most dour self. Gal Gadot’s WW is more serious and therefore does not get to show her more radiant side in Patty Jenkins’ movies, Momoa is also similarly more dour and serious and not quite as fun as he was in Aquaman. Ray Fisher is decent but its a role that requires him to be very robotic for large chunks of the film. So its a little difficult to assess his performance. Cavill is in far too little of the movie to give much of a performance. He’s perfectly fine in the handful of scenes he has. Miller is probably the best of the lot, even though he’s still more Peter Parker than Barry Allen. Some of the supporting cast actually fare a little better. Irons is a delight whenever he’s on screen and Affleck is also at his best when they have scenes together. That dynamic works. Joe Morton is surprisingly affecting as Silas Stone, as is Billy Crudup in his brief scenes as Henry Allen. Its always nice to see more of Willem Dafoe, Diane Lane, Connie Nielsen, and JK Simmons. Simmons as Gordon was great casting and its a pity we won’t get to see more of him in that role. Amber Heard for some perplexing reason has a British accent in this film as Mera. Given Dafoe and Momoa both speak in their normal voices, that must have been a choice. It did feel a bit funny. Jared Leto and Jesse Eisenberg are back as Joker and Lex and neither of them particularly improve on their performances. I mean, they have a scene each so its no harm done, but the Joker scene particularly drags on for too long. Amy Adams has a small role and she does manage to make to get some emotion out of a handful of scenes.

The film has more than its fair share of issues. Firstly, it is just way, way too long. The pacing is glacially slow at times. And I mean that in the most literal manner. There is so much slow mo in this movie, its crazy. I swear, if you removed the slow motion, you might lose 20 minutes of the run time. Snyder is clearly in desperate need of an editor here. The film has the exact opposite problem of the theatrical cut. Whereas in the theatrical cut, it always felt that every scene was just edited a little too short, in this movie there are scenes that are going on for far too long. There are some very strange edits. Like an entire scene where women in the village are singing hyms when Arthur leaves and smelling his clothes. There is a meet cute between Iris and Barry which is completely unnecessary and is frankly slightly creepy where Barry is caressing her face while she is in the process of being thrown out of her car. Some music choices in these scenes are also a little bizarre. Everything involving the Martian Manhunter is not necessary. I mean, his involvement in a crucial Martha and Lois scene actually takes away from the emotion of that moment. And then he has a very tacked on final scene which is kind of awkward. The Knightmare scene also drags for a bit too long, especially given they are supposed to be in danger while being out in the open. We still have no more clarity as to why Bruce is having these visions. The slow pace does make things boring at times as well. While I am glad that Cyborg’s backstory gets beefed up, there is a bit too much of Cyborg being angry at his father. After a while, it gets monotonous. The film takes too long to get the team together and the first JL action sequence doesn’t happen until over 2 hours into the movie. The film should have spent a bit more time with the team interacting with one another. That’s what made the Avengers movies work and some of the best parts of this movie are also the team together. There are some Snyder tone deaf moments as per usual. While WW’s entry action sequence is very cool, I do find it funny that they have her comforting a girl and the girl wanting to be just like her after she basically obliterates the terrorist into dust. Given her abilities shown in that sequence, there is no reason she wouldn’t have been able to disable him. But instead she just obliterates him. Its all very Snyder. I do also have to wonder about that sequence. I still don’t get exactly how terrorists feel that blowing up a few city blocks will bring down the modern age. I thought this was a weird Whedon thing but it turns out to be a weird Snyder thing. Also, for all the hype about the black suit Superman, its really nothing more than an aesthetic choice for no rhyme or reason. I honestly prefer the Blue and Red if the black suit doesn’t have a point, like the restorative factor from the comics. Also, for all the blame people put on Whedon about the skimpy outfits on Amazons and the weird backside shots of WW, turns out they were all Snyder. There are a few select things that the Whedon cut did slightly better. For example, there is no real major debate or conflict within the team other than minor objections from Arthur over the implications of using the mother box to bring back Superman. Also, a sequence in the theatrical cut where Bruce admits that Clark was more human that he was, is a better version of a similar scene in this movie. Also, while not perfectly executed, the theatrical cut did acknowledge that Bruce was a human fighting amongst superpowered individuals. Also, most importantly, while Steppenwolf is an improvement over the theatrical cut, this is still a movie where the plot involves a villain trying to find three boxes. Steppenwolf is still pretty boring and the main story is not interesting at all. The Darkseid angle of this story is also overhyped since he’s barely in the film. 

In the end, it feels that there is a pretty decent 3 hour movie hidden in an ok but dragged out 4 hour film. I’m glad the Snyder fans got to see it. I have had my issues with Snyder’s vision. While I feel he has grand ambitions and a sense of scale and scope, he hasn’t really got the sense of story and script to really make it work to a degree where the audience at large would appreciate it. I have seen his old storyboards and read his recent interviews about what he was going to do. It sounds very grand and very cool, but with a big potential of being a gigantic mess. Who knows what will happen in the future but at least it right now seems that they are moving on from Snyder’s vision. For this film, I am right now landing at about a 6/10, which is the highest mark out of all the Snyder DC movies. I’ve only watched it once and watching it again is a big endeavor so I won’t do it anytime soon, but maybe revisiting it will make me either like it more or less.

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The Mosley Review: Zack Snyder’s Justice League

It is a rarity in cinema to get a second chance at making a film. It is even more rare for a director to complete their original vision as intended while a different version exist. Richard Donner famously had a different cut of Superman II before being removed from the film and a decent film was later released. In 2006, Richard Donner's originally lost footage was restored and the film was a significant improvement and is the superior version. Fast forward 11 years later and a similar situation had happened again with Zack Snyder's Justice League. The film was stripped of Snyder's vision and just the bare bones were left for another director to wrap a different type of meat on them. The Joss Whedon or what I like to call the "Josstice League" version, was a lighter, inconsistent and leaner film that went for the fun aspects of the story. I liked bits of it, but as a whole it failed to live up to the ground work that was laid before it. It was then the bell for the reinstatement of Zack Snyder's original vision had been rung. It was heard and now his complete 4 hour epic has arrived and it was 95% a different film all together. There were character arcs, story beats and many visuals that were not featured in the Josstice League version, it was awesome and epic to witness. There were many different paths that this film took and I applaud the bold decisions made, but I also felt the same problems still exist in this new version. I see the strategy of bringing all of these legendary heroes together in one film and then explode them out into their own solo films later and it worked in retrospect, but it just wasn't built up enough. The problems I had with this version is that there are some truly over indulgent visual moments and the pace needed to be picked in some spots. I don't want to spoil the bigger surprises of the film and I won't go too deep into what the differences are, but just know that this is a Zack Snyder film in every way and you’ll need to forgive the film if it feels dated in terms of where the DCEU is now.

The cast in the film all do excellent jobs and I love that the consistency has been restored. Its a big cast so I'm gonna highlight the standouts. Ben Affleck was good as Bruce Wayne/Batman, but he was a little too jolly at times. There are 3 parts to Bruce: billionare playboy, brooding force of strength that is almost cold to people and the world's greatest detective. Ben has only gotten the first 2 right in the Batman v Superman and in this film. He's a decent Batman, but a good Bruce Wayne. Gal Gadot was great as Diana Prince/Wonder Woman and once again she brings home the inspiration and strength the character means to all of us. Henry Cavill comes back as Clark Kent/Superman and I liked that we see him slowly comeback to the man we knew him to be. There are moments where he is even more brutal than the Josstice League version and it was somewhat terrifying. Jason Mamoa was extra brooding and cool as Arthur Curry/Aquaman and I liked that we see more of his arc as he begins to make the decisions that would lead to his solo film. Ezra Miller gets more time to shine as Barry Allen/The Flash and I liked his comedic timing and how much of a dork he is. His scenes with his father played by Billy Crudup were touching and gave him more purpose. Now the real MVP and the one character that had the strongest story was Victor Stone/Cyborg portrayed wonderfully by Ray Fisher. Even in the Josstice League version, Ray Fisher was the highlight of the film and he is even more so here. His story in the film was the most heartfelt and the evolution of Victor excepting his new life was amazing and I felt the film was almost completely his. Joe Morton was beyond perfect as his father Silas Stone and their relationship was perfectly strained as it has always been in every iteration.

Ciarán Hinds was still great, powerful and brutal as Steppenwolf. I loved that this time around you see his mission was more than just conquest of our world. His design is striking and his armor is pretty sweet looking with all the jagged edges and spikes. Peter Guinness was cool as DeSaad and I liked that we got a taste of what Darkseid's legions are like. Ray Porter brings to life one the most deadliest and dangerous villains in the DC Universe, Darkseid. I have been waiting for the day that we would see him on screen and I was not disappointed. We get see his brutality on full display and I loved every bit of it. I truly hope we get to see more of him in the future. Jared Leto returns as the Joker in a new scene and honestly, I don't think it was necessary. He was better this time, but it was kind of a throwaway scene. Yes you want to see Batman and Joker on screen and the entire sequence reminds you of Bruce's motivation to bring back Superman, but I just felt it was just not that great of a scene.

The new score by Tom Holkenborg was excellent and melodic throughout. He brings all the themes we know from the past films, but also introduced a few new ones. A piece that really stuck out to me was "Cyborg Becoming/Human All Too Human". Visually this film is spectacular in every scene and the 4:3 aspect ratio didn't bother me at all. Zack is very fond of slow motion shots and I think the effect works in a dramatic since, but when every consecutive shot after the next is in slow motion just to drag out your opening credits or something "cool", it becomes way too indulgent and it really slows the pace of the film down. It was borderline gratuitous. The film earns its R rating with a lot more bloody violence and a few F bombs, but that wasn't a problem for me since DC has always been known for pushing the limits. I just felt that there was a whole universe to build before we got to this point and it still felt rushed. The film diverts so many times that you can almost get completely lost in what the actual story of the film is. It is Zack's vision and I applaud his ambition, but I see why it was cut down so dramatically. Is this the superior film to Josstic League? Absolutely! Is it a bold direction for DC? Yes. Did it need to be a 4 hour epic? No. Could there have been 3 different films made from this one epic? Yes. In the end, I enjoyed this better than the previous version and it did not disappoint. Definitely a must watch if you've enjoyed the DC films so far and a testament to the fans supporting a filmmakers' passion and vision. It is now streaming on HBO Max, but let me know what you thought of the film and my review in the comments below. Thanks for reading!

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Zack Snyder’s Justice League (2021)

No movie has ever been quite like Zack Snyder’s Justice League. After all the hubbub, I think everyone's curious to see the end results. Have the petitions, billboards, and millions of hashtags been worth it?

Following the death of Superman (Henry Cavill), a series of ominous dreams warn Batman (Ben Affleck) of an ancient evil's return. Bringing together Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot), The Flash (Ezra Miller), Aquaman (Jason Momoa), and Cyborg (Ray Fisher), might be enough to stop world-conqueror Steppenwolf (Ciarán Hinds) and his army of Parademons before he can assemble the three matter-altering Mother Boxes hidden on Earth and use them to reshape the world.

If you’ve seen 2017’s Justice League, you’ve mostly seen this movie... but not really. Obviously, the running time is much longer, which means everyone gets more opportunities to show off their abilities and develop their characters. The big winners are The Flash and Cyborg, who kind of become the hearts of this adventure. The Flash plays a huge part in the finale. Now enormously endearing, you can't wait to see more of him. With Victor Stone/Cyborg’s father, Silas Stone (Joe Morton) we get a much more emotional story than before. Surprisingly, Steppenwolf also gets a lot more material. Rather than a generic gray CGI monster, he’s a gray CGI monster with just enough dimension to make you wonder how you feel about him. Though he remains a force of destruction, his backstory is expanded upon greatly. He’s been sent on a mission by the lord of Apokolips, Darkseid (voiced by Ray Porter) following a failed coup. If he cowers in front of Darkseid’s enforcer DeSaad (Peter Guinness) and barely dares utter his lord's name, how big a threat are the heroes actually facing?!

Also different is the overall tone. Whether you care for Zack Snyder as a director or not, he has a distinct, recognizable style and that’s always preferable to a gooey mush no one has put any kind of mark upon. The score is consistent with the previous Man of Steel and BvS films, the humor is significantly downplayed, and the violence (you might call it edginess) is dialed up. There’s also a lot more slow-motion. With the seven narrative acts, this feels so much like a living comic book that all you can think about are double-page spreads. It’s still moving, but you have the time to drink in all of the details.

The fights feel epic - even though you already “know” how things will end. The fallout of Superman’s death is handled so much better you’ll never look back at the way it was previously handled (actually, I kind of like what they do here more than in the original comic it takes its inspiration from). All of the actors get to reprise/expand upon their roles, the best bits you saw before remain but the plot is clearer, more satisfying. If you helped convince Warner Bros. to make this happen, you’ll be over the moon.

This is a better movie than the one we saw before but it isn’t the best movie it could be. The running time must be criticized. For the most part, you don’t really feel it, particularly not at home. You will grow restless during the Epilogue, however. This segment feels self-indulgent. We're not talking a quick tease of more to come (even if this movie doesn’t get a sequel, you just assume the adventures will continue). We get at least 20+ minutes of new characters and plots. Be grateful for what you got, Mr. Snyder, show some restraint.

My final criticism concerns the screenplay. It’s terrific that this movie is better than the two-hour version in every way (including the special effects) but I'd argue almost every movie could be made “better” if it were longer. Anyone can write a novel that spans 10,000 pages or shoot a 7+ season TV show with fully-rendered characters. What’s impressive is delivering all that in a fraction of the time. Zack Snyder’s Justice League does not successfully do everything it wants as efficiently as it should.

I never expected Zack Snyder’s Justice League to happen. Now, here we are, and I’m grateful. This is a fun movie, even when it does teeter towards becoming an edgelord’s idea of what a superhero adventure should be like. It’s better paced, edited, scored, and realized. Its epilogue is a bit much, however. I say cut the movie off after the scene with Deathstroke and you have a better end product. It may be self-indulgent towards the end, but this new Justice League is what we hoped for. (March 28, 2021)

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Zack Snyder’s Original Vision for Justice League Faded Long Before His Exit

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As Zack Snyder’s Justice League prepares to showcase the director’s true vision of the 2017 film long-sought by a vocal segment of the fandom, behind-the-scenes details have emerged about the director’s exit from the theatrical film, providing interesting context to its upcoming debut as an HBO Max miniseries. It seems that the official—devastatingly heartbreaking—explanation for Snyder’s departure from the film actually overshadowed some behind-the-scenes strife.

Picture this for a Justice League plotline: Bruce Wayne (Ben Affleck) falls in love with a recently widowed Lois Lane (Amy Adams). While the notion of a Batman/Lois Lane romance is not entirely unheard of in the annals of DC Comics, it might seem awkward for a film franchise that was still taking its first steps. Nevertheless, this was a major angle that Snyder intended to inject into the film, as revealed in a lengthy Vanity Fair exposé. Of course, the romance, which would have directly followed the events of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, obviously didn’t make the film, and—barring some secretly-shot scenes for the Snyder Cut—it is unlikely to ever happen. However, it was apparently typical of the now-revealed clashes that Snyder had with Warner Bros. in the lead-up to his 2017 exit.

“The intention was that Bruce fell in love with Lois and then realized that the only way to save the world was to bring Superman back to life,” Snyder explains of the idea that Warner nixed. “So, he had this insane conflict, because Lois, of course, was still in love with Superman. We had this beautiful speech where [Bruce] said to Alfred: ‘I never had a life outside the cave. I never imagined a world for me beyond this. But this woman makes me think that if I can get this group of gods together, then my job is done. I can quit. I can stop.’ And, of course, that doesn’t work out for him.”

Backtracking a bit, Snyder—having come off hits like Dawn of the Dead, 300 and Watchmen—was auspiciously tapped to shepherd Warner’s wider aspirations for DC Comics films starting with 2013’s Man of Steel, which debuted Henry Cavill’s impressive iteration of the Blue Bomber. However, the film was a winding rollercoaster of dark drama that stood in stark contrast to the Marvel Comics movies against which it was designed to compete. Thusly, it banked $668 million worldwide—by no means a flop, but well short of Warner’s expectations, especially against the film’s $225 million budget. Regardless, the studio gave Snyder a mulligan and allowed his vision to further manifest mostly unfettered with 2016’s Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, which introduced Ben Affleck’s Batman, Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman, Ray Fisher’s Cyborg and—in a bizarre, context-deprived cameo—Ezra Miller’s The Flash.

Dawn of Justice would go on to gross $873.6 million worldwide—once again, not a flop, but nevertheless disappointing for Warner, who had maintained faith and even upped the budget for Snyder’s sophomore DCEU effort to $250 million. “When Batman v Superman came out and we did get a negative reaction from the fans, it was disheartening for all of us,” laments production head Greg Silverman. “Zack had made these movies, like 300, that were such crowd-pleasers. And that was our job—to make crowd-pleasers. And here, we have made a movie together, and it didn’t really please the audience.”

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Indeed, Batman v Superman was not generally regarded as a crowd-pleaser, and was instead widely lambasted by both critics and audiences alike, manifesting as a marathon of moroseness passing for poignancy, showcasing a titular conflict between the two heroes held together by flimsy load-bearing motivations, weighed down further with unexplained Justice League-foreshadowing scenes (notably the aforementioned Flash cameo and the “Knightmare” sequence,) referencing an imminent invasion from planet Apokolips. More importantly, it didn’t create the watershed cultural moment that Warner needed to effectively whet audience appetites for the Justice League team-up, which was clearly its main purpose. Thus, while Marvel continued to bask in billions with likeable icons—and even made icons of non-mainstream titles like Guardians of the Galaxy—Warner was stuck with DC movies permeating with unrelatable angry gods who hate each other.

Consequently, while the studio soured on Snyder by the time production for Justice League had commenced, there was an unfortunate fatalism, since the die had been cast on where the story was headed. After all, Snyder came into the film with a vision that was far too lofty even for a director who was still in the studio’s good graces, much less one perceived as having led it down the primrose path. Further tinder for this proverbial fire was scattered with a top-down edict from Warner chairman and CEO Kevin Tsujihara, who mandated that the picture would be only two hours in length, and that DC Entertainment creative chief Geoff Johns and Warner Bros. co-production head Jon Berg were to be on-set every day to, as Snyder puts it, “babysit” him.

“It was really tricky and not a position that I loved, to be honest,” Berg says. “I tried to be forthright about what I thought creatively. My job was to try to mediate between a creator whose vision is instinctually dark and a studio that perceived, rightly or wrong, that the fans wanted something lighter. I was respectful of the director and didn’t pursue things that were coming at me from the corporate side that I thought weren’t in line with what would make the best movie.”

Snyder maintains that having Johns and Berg watching over his shoulder didn’t bother him, and that “they weren’t that threatening.” Yet, they constantly pressed him to inject humor into his otherwise-serious content. “It wasn’t anything that was too outrageous,” says Snyder, but it nevertheless created a contradiction, especially as the ambitious designs Snyder teased in Dawn of Justice—many of which sidetracked that film—were being systematically erased. Thus, Justice League seemed to be a tug-of-war production, as Snyder moved ahead with his vision, only to see concepts nixed outright (like the Batman/Lois romance,) and even lose produced ideas like the spinoff-teasing romantic subplot between Ezra Miller’s Flash and Kiersey Clemons’s Iris West (the latter of whom was cut from the film altogether,) and a proposed return of Harry Lennix’s Man of Steel character, General Swanwick, who was to be revealed as a disguised J’onn J’onzz/Martian Manhunter; concepts that, for those in the know, represented the intended heart of the film.

The laborious process continued even after Snyder and wife Deborah (who serves as a producer,) were dealing with the passing of their daughter. Yet, Snyder officially exited Justice League in May 2017—two months after the tragedy, which was initially cited as the primary reason. “It’s such a lightning strike in the center of this whole saga,” says Snyder. “And in a lot of ways it has informed everything we’ve done since.” However, it was clear that the escalating acrimony between Snyder and Warner Bros. was the heretofore unspoken other reason behind the split, after which the studio tapped Joss Whedon—fresh from his own acrimonious exit from Marvel Studios—to pinch-direct the picture and have it ready for theaters by November. Of course, as Ray Fisher, and an increasing number of personnel now allege, that tenure led to a different—inherently toxic—problem.  

Regardless of where one stands on the perpetually polarizing topic of Zack Snyder, his exit from the ambitious crossover film was undeniably one of the saddest stories to hit the industry in quite some time. However, its tragic aspect turned out to be the emotionally heavy straw that broke the back of Snyder’s rapidly weakening relationship with studio Warner Bros. Thus, with most of those studio restraints now shed, it makes the upcoming arrival of the labor of love that is the “Snyder Cut” even more intriguing.

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GOTG Holiday Extravaganza: Christmas

“If such a man attempted to break into my home I would HOPE his rear end got burned by a thousand flames! How dare he trespass so! And watch my children as they slept? Who is this fien?”

Rocket snickered, watching Peter blink in shock at Drax’s proclamation. There was no way the tattooed man was going to let this one slide. The Benatar was decked out with all the holiday workings Star Lord prescribed: tinsel, garlands, a plenota tree, everything.

“He’s not a fein, he’s a jolly friendly dude!” Quill defended. “He brings gifts to children who have been good all year!”

“Where do we find this man? I must inquire about his requirements for what constitutes naughty and nice. I believe I have been the nicest person on this team,” Drax looked sidelong at Gamora, who only raised a brow. “.....but I do suppose disemboweling someone might count as...how did you say it? Naughty?”

“You’re all losers,” Rocket examined a shining glass ball ornament in his paw. “This holiday is the lamest one yet. Why would you celebrate a guy and gal who didn’t think ahead to book a room at a hotel. What’s a baby in a dumpster got to do with the man who makes the presents?”

“A manger,” Quill corrected.

“Tsch, whatever. Point is this terran holiday is dumb. You might have celebrated it as a kid but not all of us got the warm coco, carols, feasts and family yadda yadda bullshit growin’ up.”

“I am Groot!” Groot exclaimed.

“Yeah well that’s an even weirder celebration,” the raccoonoid chucked shaking his head. He slid down from the co-pilot seat and into the main hall of the ship. Thanks to the constant “fire place,” Quill had insisted he make the ship was overheating on a constant basis requiring even more cooling fluid to be pumped through the pipes.  Christmas, what a joke. Holly and candles and shit. Who has time for that? He certainly didn’t. Not while growing up anyway, if being created by mad scientists could count as growing up. Gamora talked about celebrations on her old planet, before Thanos. Qraren a Zen Wobarian holiday, Drax’s people gathered in festivities around the winter solstice, even Groot has some strange traditions on his old homeworld of Planet X. Nebula never spoke of any holidays she’d had growing up but she seemed eager to participate in this Christmas thing. And by eager Rocket noted that that meant she didn’t outright threaten to burn down the tree or stuff any stockings with knives. Rocket sighed, scurrying down the halls. He wanted to believe what Quill said, deep down inside but every time he thought about those “true meaning of Christmas,” things as the humie put it, he found he didn’t know what it could possibly mean. What true meaning? There wasn’t much meaning in anything he’d known during his time on Halfworld. No meaning at all. That was the worst part about it.

He shook his head, holding the cooling jet in his hands and got to work.

“ Have yourself a merry little Christmas, let your heart be light.”

The raccoonoid looked up from the panel on which he worked. Blinking in the dark, someone had turned off the lights.

“ Next year all our troubles will be out of sight, have yourself a merry little Christmas.”

The soft  sound of jingling bells echoed off the dark interior of the ship.

A warm yellow glow illuminated the end of the hall. He sniffed, spicy cinnamon and...what were those trees, pines? Rocket dropped his tools and made his way towards the inciting light; the smells getting stronger as he approached.

“Quill? Gamora?”

The common area was empty apart for hundreds of little Groot spores, golden and casting ethereal light.

“Groot, Drax?”

The shadows across the room danced, gentle light bathing him as he tip-toed through the room. The ornaments on the plenota tree shimmered.

“ Make the yuletide gay, next year all our troubles will be miles away,” the songs melody was sweet, peaceful.

“Guys seriously what are you?”

“Merry Christmas!!!”

Lights of green and red flooded the room, Nebula, Mantis, Groot, Gamora, Drax and Quill leapt up from hiding places

Rocket stepped sideways, taken aback.

Quill’s Santa hat toppling from his head. Drax held a tray of cookies piled high and Groot had his armful of decorative wrapped presents. Mantis and Nebula head held bottles of whatever festive beverage Quill told them to purchase.

“What is all this?!” He managed, looking between each of them. Nebula shoved a drink into his hand and Quill presented him with some wrapped gift in the suspicious form of a gun.

“This is Christmas man! have a cookie!”

They ate and drank in exuberance, while Quill blasted song after song. Rocket indeed got a gun from Quill, a very large bushel of pink flowers from Groot and several other gifts from the rest of the team.

“Why’d you do all this?” Rocket asked later as they sat amid the wrapping paper and empty dishes, cups and bottles and trays of food thrown about. They ignored the mess for the time being, sitting in front of the glowing flames of the impromptu fireplace. The song Quill had played to lure him towards the common room now played again, 

"Once again as in olden days, happy golden days of yore. Faithful friends who are dear to us, will be near to us once more."

“Well, we figured you never got the chance to have any celebrations when you were…well, .before we met,” Quill choose his words carefully. The raccoonoid nodded, looking over all of them. Nebula and Mantis curled up together, the empath sitting on the cyborg lady’s lap. Quill had his arm around Gamora who bopped her head along to  Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly and even Drax seemed subdued at the moment, looking into the fire with a sad smile on his face. 

“Well ...you didn’t need to do that,” he managed lowly.

“Yeah well we wanted to,” Quill countered with a sardonic smile. He took a drink of spiked coco and moved some presents out of the way, leaning back and enjoying the flicker of the flames.

The song lulled on, quiet and soothing. 

"Someday soon we all will be together, if the fates allow, until then we'll have to muddle through somehow. So have yourself a merry little Christmas now."

They sat and watched the fire as the ship cruised through the vast galaxy.  All but Rocket, who instead curled inward in Groot’s lap as if the beauty and serenity of the fire was no match for the shadows dancing across the cracks of the flora’s bark. Belly warm with food and drink, surrounded by these people ...his...friends, his family.  Safe. Warm. Loved, and what was more,  he thought, small claws clinging to Groot’s chest,  he loved them . Drax mumbled some joke, Nebula and Gamora responding in shared laughter but Rocket only smiled content, listening to them all. Watching the ever moving reflection of the fire dance across Groot’s bark. He wasn’t no kid in no barn  he was just a strange little raccoonoid who’d found a home. 

Awesome Holiday Mix: X-Mas

Joy to the World - Bing Crosby

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Judy Garland

Run Run Reindeer - The Beach Boys

Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Lonestar

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Arrow (2020)

After being chased by the Anti-Monitor, Grant Gustin's Flash winds up in a memory of STAR Labs inside the Speed Force where he comes face-to-face with Miller's Flash. The meeting of TV and movie Flashes is played for laughs as Miller asks if Gustin is cosplaying, while Gustin calls Miller The Flash, a name the latter has yet to go by in the movies - before both Flashes reveal that they're named Barry Allen. The scene ends when Miller fades away, saying, "I told Victor this was possible," presumably referring to his buddy Vic Stone aka Cyborg.

This means that the Arrowverse is a parallel universe to the DC movie universe (referred to by fans as the DC Extended Universe or DCEU) where Miller’s Flash resides and the events of Man of Steel, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League, Suicide Squad, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and Shazam! took place.

This crossover has been a long time coming. Back in 2015, Miller told MTV about how he was psyched about there being two different versions of the Flash and how he wanted to interact with Gustin’s version of Barry Allen.

“I think it's awesome,” Miller enthused. “And come on, we're the Flash! It's parallel universes! Grant Gustin is the Flash and I'm the Flash, don't you see? It's the event horizon, we crossed it baby! Grant and I are chillin'. We're gonna have a race, it's gonna be dope. Like Jay Garrick and Barry Allen back in the day, it's gonna be dope."

Source: IGN

The CW's Crisis on Infinite Earths crossover confirms the DC Extended Universe (DCEU) is part of the Arrowverse with a cameo from Justice League star Ezra Miller, who plays Barry Allen aka. The Flash. The network launched its small-screen shared DC universe in 2012, while Warner Bros. worked to launch its own DC Comics franchise on the big screen. That big screen series, come to be known unofficially as the DCEU expanded in a big way in 2016 with the release of Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, which introduced key heroes like Ben Affleck's Batman, Gal Gadot's Wonder Woman, Jason Momoa's Aquaman and Miller's The Flash. The heroes united in 2017's Justice League, but The Flash movie is still to come in 2022.

Last month, The CW's Crisis on Infinite Earths event kicked off and proceeded to confirm all manner of DC movies and TV shows as canon within the Arrowverse. DC Universe's Titans, the classic 60s Batman series, the short-lived Birds of Prey TV show,  Smallville and more have all been confirmed to be included in the Arrowverse's multiverse. In Crisis On Infinite Earths Part 4, though, The CW makes arguably its biggest confirmation - and has its most surprising cameo - yet.

Partway through Crisis On Infinite Earths Part 4, Miller's DCEU version of the Flash appears in the Speed Force while The CW's Flash (Grant Gustin) is searching for his friends. After a short conversation, Miller's Flash disappears, and their brief exchange ends with the DCEU Barry Allen saying, "I told Victor this was possible." This is a clear reference to fellow Justice League member Victor Stone aka Cyborg (Ray Fisher).

Ever since Miller was cast as the DCEU's Flash in 2014, fans of Gustin's version of the Scarlet Speedster have wanted the duo to meet on screen. Now, The CW has brought the fan service moment to life in Crisis on Infinite Earths. The brief conversation between the two Flash heroes includes Miller's character asking Gustin's if he's cosplaying, treating the CW superhero like a fan. When Arrowverse Barry introduces himself as The Flash, DCEU Barry looks contemplative, hinting this is how the Justice League character gets his superhero name. They compliment each other's costumes, and go to shake hands, both saying, "I'm Barry Allen," at the exact same time. The exchange ends with Arrowverse Flash alluding to the destruction of the multiverse, saying, "This should be impossible now." Miller's Flash seems confused, but then fades away, making the reference to Cyborg.

Arrowverse Flash has a point that he shouldn't be able to run into another Flash from the multiverse considering the Anti-Monitor had destroyed every single Earth. However, it's possible Barry ran across a remnant or memory of the DCEU's Flash within the Speed Force since it connects to the multiverse - it just wasn't his own memory. It's unclear how exactly that works, and it's possible the Arrowverse producers were focused more on bringing the fan service moment to life than on explaining how and why it's possible. For the fans, seeing two Flashes interact on screen was no doubt an exciting moment in DC TV history, and they can have even more fun speculating about what it means for not only the Arrowverse, but the DCEU and The Flash movie.

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[heroicadventurists]

Is HBO Max a chance for DC to rebuild their Universe?

The announcement of HBO Max has opened up a lot of possibilites for DC moving forward.  WarnerMedia's streaming service will offer original feature films with plans to release 5-10 movies per year.

Some of these movies are assumed to be DC properties, as WarnerMedia is going to rely heavily on DC content. This is DC's chance to finally create a successful (critically and finanically) shared movie universe. Here is my ideal Universe.

Like the MCU, I would build this Universe around my 2nd tier heroes (2nd tier to the general audience).  I would focus on younger heroes (early to mid 20s) not only to create a fun, fresh and hip perspective but for longevity purposes. I would build the Universe with 3 solo movies leading into a team film.  Different characters would show up in the solo films since the younger characters have built in relationships through their mentors/parents. The first character I would build this Universe around is Dick Grayson, the first sidekick.

A Nightwing film has been rumored for years but has never taken fruition.  HBO Max is the chance to finally get this movie made and to make it right.  Nightwing has a 79 year history in comics and has proven himself to be a capable and well respected leader in the superhero community.  A Nightwing film will also bring in some Batman lore, which is never a bad thing these days.

The 2nd character I would focus on is Supergirl.  Kara is another character rumored to be receiving her own feature film.  Kara, like Dick, has a long history in comics (61 years to be exact), and like Dick, she is attached to one of the most popular characters in comics, Superman.  There is enough comic book history surrounding Kara to create a compelling film.

This last choice was harder for me.  I wanted to go with Donna Troy to create a nouveau Trinity.  While Donna has a 54 year history in comics, I feel like her story (and look) would be to close to Gal Gadot's Wonder Woman. I also considered Cyborg and Kid Flash (Wally West) however Cyborg is in the DCEU and using Wally may confuse people who saw Barry in Justice League. I would round out the first round of solo films with Green Lantern Kyle Rayner (bar he's not the lead character in the tv show). Kyle has a great look and would add some diversity to the Universe (I don't think we've had a Mexican hero in a DC movie yet).  Besides that, I really like the concept of the Green Lantern's Corp (if the budget and script is there).

After those 3 solo films, I would do a Titans team film, which would also feature Miss Martian, Red Arrow, Bumblebee, Tempest, Kid Flash and Troia (these are my personal picks for the film).  

I think DC has a real opportunity here and if they play it right, they could create the Universe they were hoping the DCEU would be.  Like the MCU, they could break the movies up in phases, eventually introducing a new crop of young heroes after 5 years.  If the films prove successful enough, the characters could even show up on the big screen.  The sky is the limit.

Which characters would you want to see in a HBO Max movie?

[wildtige429]

Mint and Toffee maybe together, but what’s not normal without a love rival! 

@lynea-kureji  I want you to meet the guy who wants to steal Toffee’s gal, Axel!!

Height: 6′3 feet

Weight: 50 kg

Age: Million years old, but appears to be in his twenties

About Him: A lone rider who travels different dimensions looking for trouble on his dragon cycle, Spitfire. Axel is one badass outlaw who makes a name for himself through numerous bounties; zeroes added to a maximum every time he succeeds in bank heists, raids and vandalism. 

One day, as he was taking a chill down at a bar in Mewni, he spots the fully lizard Mint wandering around, searching for something. He felt attracted to her and decided to have a little fun with the hottie. 

However, Mint gave him the cold shoulder and even slapped him when he tries to touch her. Not knowing that he’s into feisty bad girls, he became more tempted and even tried to carry her on his shoulder so he can bring her over to his hideout. 

But fortunately for Mint, he was sucker punched by a pissed off Toffee. Seeing that they are both a couple, Axel smirks off with smugness and proclaims he’s going to steal his girl one day. Not fully knowing that Mint is in fact, half monster and half Mewman.

Personality: Laidback, cool, relaxed and sly

Description: Crooked yellow horns, yellow eye, has a black eyepatch over his right eye, blood red scales, scars on his left cheek, a fang trinket around his neck, black vest with the purple logo of Fangz, slim yet muscular body, wears a black fingerless glove on his left hand, his right arm is a cyborg arm, has black tattoos and a pair of goggles around his left arm, skull-buckled blue belt, dark red trousers, black boots with spikes around the ankles and chains around the top, a long tail that ends with four spikes and spiky white hair.

His dragon cycle, Spitfire, is golden in color with a face similar to a Chinese Dragon’s and a lion-like tail. Instead of shooting fire, it shoots out lightning.

*Imagine Axel being voiced by Matthew McConaughey. He also happens to have a western accent too.*

[squiddybeifong]

Stars and Fire

Raven didn't necessarily regret giving Starfire what was basically permanent-access to her room, but she did regret being so casual in storing that pendant that Harley made for them a few weeks before. That night Talia had simply let the blonde wrap the braided twine around her wrist before they parted ways, her nose scrunching but her eyes brightening at the (presumably stolen) opal that shone like stained glass that now adorned her limb.

The Titan had simply wrapped the gift around her neck then placed it on her favorite bookshelf once she was back in the refuge of her room.

Of course, between a girls’ night-turned-sleepover and a rush to keep Silkie from eating yet another of her novels, Starfire found the little ornament. And while Raven would have waved aside any of the guys’ curiosities at where she found it (or when she even started wearing non-ring jewelry), she had gave in to the alien’s silent question.

Although ‘gave in’ was an understatement. In fact, her resolve all but buckled the moment the redhead’s gaze fell on her.

And that led them to now, floating just a few yards above one of the wires that made up the Golden State Bridge. The sky was surprisingly cloudless and the demoness’ magic cloaked them well. Taking a breath, Raven softly waved for the alien to follow her, silently pointing out the dangerous couple that sat under the bridge.

A soft gasp preceded Starfire's hand coming to rest on the cloak-covered shoulder. Her voice was low and worried, the two villainesses in her sights, "Raven…"

Her fingers nearly curled into a fist but black magic wove against her palm, stopping the energy’s glow before it could form. Green eyes flicked from the duo to the mage’s face as Raven murmured, "They won't fight us, I promise."

Starfire believed her, but still had to ask, “And you’re sure of that?”

Raven hesitated. When the alien’s head turned to her the words bubbled out, “We have an… agreement.”

The empath ran her tongue over her teeth at the warrior’s wave of disbelief, the admission escaping her in a flood, “No fighting or scheming or two-timing when we’re like this. It’s just the three of us… hanging out. I suppose.”

The end of her sentence lilted, as if Raven herself didn’t know exactly what the trio was. She shook her head (and tried not to let emotion sneak into her voice at the way Starfire was staring at her, good or not) and continued, “But they won’t be any more suspicious of you as they were of me when this started.”

Starfire glanced at the two villains and then back at the Titan, pulling her hand away from her shoulder, “How long?”

Raven didn’t even think to lie to lessen the blow, “Almost half a year now.”

The warrior closed her eyes, nodding slowly as she took all the information in. That matched up with the goth’s change in nighttime habits. And as much as she missed their shared late-night snacks with Silkie, Raven had yet to come home from her occasional excursions with any injuries. Although, half a year wasn’t too far from their triumph over Trigon, but the alien knew better than to ask now. Starfire’s eyes were brighter when she opened them again, a thread opening in her mind at her closest teammate’s choice.

Orange fingers touched the clasp to Raven’s coat, easily spreading the indigo apart to grab one of the mage’s hands. The stoic’s face wasn’t as blank as usual when Starfire quietly asked, "Yet you haven't told the others?"

Raven knew her question wasn't an actual query. The alien’s nostrils twitched at the silence, "Not even Robin?"

A brow arched over violet eyes, confused at the question. She blinked at the tall teen once, "Do you honestly think I wouldn't tell you first?"

Starfire tried to keep her laugh quiet, but her grin lit up her face and she pressed their foreheads together. Shoulders lightly shaking, she didn’t know if she savored the demoness’ gasp or the closeness of their bodies more. She squeezed Raven’s hand and giggled out, “Not really.”

Eyes opening, she tenderly smiled at the empath. Their faces were so close that they seemed squished, but her words were clear, “But if you think this is something you want, I’ll be by your side, my friend. Always.”

A quiet, comfortable silence passed between them and their locked eyes before the tiniest smile curled the mystic’s lips. Raven lifted her face until their noses brushed then ducked her head as she abruptly let the shadows release them, giving Talia a pointed look as the assassin's gaze immediately found their spot in the skies. After a beat Harley noticed the tension and looked to where the two Titans hovered, her face brightening as she waved.

Raven held her free palm up, turning to the redhead, "Ready?"

An emerald stare bored into her flushed face, "You truly trust them?"

"Not as much as the Titans, yet alone you, but I do." The empathy paused for a heartbeat as the words left her, and Starfire softly leaned close to kiss her temple. She got more hood than skin, but her empath tensed and then relaxed under the gesture. Starfire aimed an eager if reluctant smile at the goth, her body lowering an inch as she met Talia’s gaze.

She raised her chin, proudly and with as much confidence as only a warrior and a princess could, “I’m ready.”

--

“Took you long enough.”

Talia’s words were practically sneered out as she aimed a critical look over their new companion, her arms crossing. “Yeah,” Harley lazily strolled up and wrapped an arm around Raven’s shoulders. She winked at Starfire, “Y’all had Tally Marks getting impatient.”

The empath cut in before anything else could be said, “This is Starfire.” She slipped out of Harley’s grasp and stood between everyone, a small smile threatening to lighten her usually stoic face. All three women seemed to relax at the sight, if only slightly. Taking initiative since Raven was putting herself out so far for this, Starfire tilted her head as she glanced from Harley to Talia. She floated forward a few inches, a timid smile on her face.

“I… thought your name was Talia,” The alien said. Her eyes glanced at Harley as the clown jerked a thumb over her shoulder, bringing attention to the lines carved into the metal.

Raven shot the tall woman a look at the neatly etched destruction, but Talia merely shrugged. The assassin ran a tongue over her teeth, “We didn’t know if you were really going to show up. What with us being in your spot we figured we might as well have a timer.” Olive eyes shot to the redhead and she gave Raven another look, “Just in case.”

“I trust Star with this,” The demoness warned. She let some of her cloak fall away so she could wrap a hand around the warrior’s arm. Noting but not acknowledging the sideways glance her evil-inclined friends shared, yet alone the tiny jump and blush that dotted Starfire’s cheeks at her act, Raven added, “She’s the first and only one I’ve introduced this thing of ours to. So behav--”

Harley’s voice cut her off, “Introduced?”

The goth let out a huff at the interruption and Talia wrinkled her nose, focused on the rest of the sentence, “First?”

Starfire blinked and offered a smile as the blonde bounced up to her, a laughing sort of yelp escaping as Harley wrapped her in a hug, “Get in here, then!” Giggling, she hugged her back as hard as she knew she could allow, careful not to pop any ribs as she heard Talia take a step closer to the empath. Raven’s mutter was quiet, but Starfire knew that while Robin’s introduction would be important, it absolutely was set to come after Cyborg’s, at least a few more months in the future.  

Harley took her attention as she let out cackle, pulling back to hold orange shoulders and take a good long look at the girl that Raven introduced to them. Her grin turned into a toothy smirk as she called over to the two brooders, “Hey Tal, Ray-Ray’s into redheads!” The clown winked at Talia and proudly shrugged a shoulder, “She’s got good taste.”

The doctor didn’t even try to hold back her amusement as both Titans flushed at her words, her laughter coming back as Raven pinched in between her eyes, “Behave.”

Starfire blushed as she scratched at her hair, avoiding Raven’s apologetic gaze as Harley teasingly shot out towards the assassin, “Although green eyed gals are just as fun.”

Talia rolled her eyes at the wink sent her way, her head snapping up as a light lit up downtown, a symphony of police sirens booming through the air a second later. She glanced at Raven but the demoness seemed unsure, violet eyes glancing around the parts of the city they could see from their spot. A breath escaped the teen then she spoke, “Doesn’t seem too bad; the police force can handle it but if it gets any worse we’ll go check it out.”

She glimpsed at her teammate to confirm and they shared a nod. But the villains (well, mainly Harley) were having far too much fun in participating in this trainwreck to let them go just like that.

“Ah,” Harley had obviously been taken with Starfire (but mostly with how Raven reacted when the alien was near), and she slung an arm around the teen’s shoulders. She had to go up on the tips of her toes to reach properly, but her smile was as shit-eating as possible as she sing-songed out, “Seems like Moonbeam just wants to gaze at some stars, huh?”

The redhead gave her a sideways glance, embarrassed at the teasing but comfortable enough to poke the older woman in the cheek, “Hush.”

Talia lazily strolled up to the alien’s other side, carefully considering her. She poked at a bronze bicep and nodded approvingly, “Super strength, correct?”

“And super durability, UV absorption, flight…” Emerald eyes inadvertently flicked to the goth, “Also instant language assimilation.”

Humming, Talia stood to her full height, “That’s impressive enough. At least she brought someone who can fight.” Starfire’s jaw twitched and the assassin tapped where her sword would have been held had they not met this way, adding, “Never in between us, of course. But this is a weakly protected city, you never know when your prowess will come in handy.”

As if on cue another light flashed through the sky, the explosion’s boom rumbling in their ears half a second later. Talia rolled her eyes, “Namudhiji.” She didn’t seem all too busy with the spotlights that lit up the sky. Typical.

Instead she craned her head back, looking at how the surge of light blocked off the sight of the stars. A brown hand ran through her long hair, unconcerned with the commotion. Her throat moved as she swallowed the air in her mouth, easily understanding what was to occur if the Titans had to go help out.

Only a few car alarms went off unsurprisingly; there wasn’t too much chaos this late at night but the heroes shared a look. Raven’s lips quirked down as she turned to the unlawful women she felt that she could call her friends, not knowing how to properly apologize for having to leave early.

The assassin tilted her head and mentally blamed her words on Harley’s observations, since now she couldn’t see anything else, “You two can go, don’t let us stop your date night.” Raven’s mouth opened indignantly and a dark finger pointed the teen’s way, “But you’re giving up half of a turn for sticking me with Harley for most of the night, Raven.”

Raven paused at the tiniest trickle of emotion that crept through the woman’s words, her eyes brightening at the same time Talia’s narrowed. Clicking her tongue, the empath let the closest thing to a smirk form on her lips, “Sorry for choosing this spot. I’ll arrange for you two to have a more romantic setting my next pick, then.”

Talia raised a brow at the mage and crossed her arms. She rolled her jaw but didn’t bother legitimizing the girl’s teasing with a reply, her gaze flicking between Starfire and Harley as they bid their goodbyes. Clapping the blonde on the shoulder, the redhead said something and the two let out simultaneous, loud bubbles of laughter.

The assassin tilted her chin, her face confident despite the horrid not-quite confessions they were tiptoeing around. She met the mystic’s gaze, looking more amused than she’d ever been, “You have a type.”

Raven didn’t answer her.

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Sweet Revenge Kisses

Part 3

Fandom: Detroit Become Human

RK800 Connor x Reader

By: @pusantheamazonian                        not beta’d

Part 1 Part 2

It’s been five days since were arrested and you have not contacted Connor at all. He also has not tried to contact you. Not that you have been counting the days. You don't know whether to feel embarrassed or angry that he hasn't said anything about your behavior, and that is why he can no longer pursue a relationship with you. But it was nice while it lasted.

“Andrew make sure the grease trap is empty.” You wipe off the outside bar.

“Got it.”

“Y/N?”

Speak of the devil. “Connor? What are you doing here?” Startled, he’s standing a few feet away dressed like he’s homeless.

“I came to check on you and Andrew.” Connor remains calm and monotone.

“Well I'm doing okay. Andrew’s inside if you wanna talk to him.” You point to the door.

“Thank you.” Connor nods and walks around to the side. “Hello Andrew.”

“Oh hello Detective Connor. What can I do for you?” Andrew sets the dishes down to face Connor.

“I’m not a detective, I work as an advisor for the DPD on human-android relations and assist Lutueinate Anderson.”

“Oh well…” Confused Andrew pauses trying to figure out what to say.

“You can just call me Connor. I came to check on how you are adjusting after the incident.”

“I’m doing...okay. Y/N explained that some people would not understand and would cause problems. But I never thought that it would happen to me.... It was an experience to learn from once i got over the shock.”

“Very insightful Andrew.”

“Yes Y/N has been very helpful adjusting in my deviancy.” Andrew smiles with his response.

“How did you become defiant?”

“I don't really know. Y/N says I was attacked by the feels one day.”

“The feels?” Connor asks specifically. No one has yet used words like that.

“Feelings. One of our regulars was an elderly lady, from Rhode Island. It was just the kindness she showed me and the overbearing sadness I felt when she passed.”

“I see how that would active deviancy.” With a slight nod Connor agrees. Feelings such as that would activate deviancy.

“Have you talked to Y/N?”

“I asked her how she doing before coming in here. Why?” Connor is surprised at this question.

“You were the one she went on a date with right?” Andrew asks as if he knows the answer already.

“How did you know that?”

“She said there was an impromptu date with an android. She likes him enough to carry on the relationship but doesn't know how to address it because he works with Gavin. And Gavin is well Gavin.”

“Detective Reed hates you?”

“I don't think so, I know he tolerates me. We haven't reached that level of friendship. But Y/N said she would beat him up if he doesn't treat me like a decent human being.” Andrew shrugs.

“She threatened him into behaving?”

“Yes, but you didn't hear it from me.”

“Thank you Andrew for your time. It was a pleasure speaking with you.”

“Likewise.” Andrew nods while returning to work.

Connor smiles and exits. Rounding the corner he is surprised to hear you singing.

Singing you finish closing up outside. “Naneun seuwiseue geonneo gassda. Modeun Yodellersgaissneun gos yodeul-ege baeulyeogohagi. Nae yodel-oh-ee-deewa hamkke naneun keun nop-eun san-eul ollassda. Malg-go hwachanghan nal-e geuligo yodellin 'gal-eul mannassseubnida. Jag-eun seuwiseu syalleeseo ollawa. Geunyeoneun na-ege yodeul-ege galeuchyeo jwoss-eo. Yodeul-o-i-di. Diddly-odel-oh-ee-dee Diddly-odel-oh-ee-dee.”

“You speak Korean?” Connor asks loudly.

“What? No, I barely speak English.” Jumping from his sudden appearance, you quickly process his question.

“But that song-”

“Was from a movie I like, it’s in Korean.” Interrupting you clarify yourself.

“What movie?”

“I'm a cyborg but that's Ok.” You’re a little embarrassed to say it because Connor is an android.

“Excuse me?”

“The movie is called, I'm a Cyborg but that's Ok. A young woman believes she's a cyborg, is hospitalized in a mental institution where she eats nothing and talks to inanimate objects. She comes to the attention of a ping-pong playing patient who steals other people souls, makes it his goal to get her to eat.”

“Oh, that explains a few things.” Connor makes a face that seems like the light bulb has gone off.

“Explains what?” That comment made you slightly angry. Sounding as if he came to the conclusion you are crazy.

“Nothing, you have an interesting menu.” Realizing his mistake Connor points at the menu board.

“.... Thanks. Everyone has to bring their own creativity to this business.”

“You have vegetarian options.”

“Um yeah many of my neighbors are vegans. I've learned that even if you're not vegan many people prefer to have the option.” “Very considerate.”

“I guess, but it's more like knowing your target consumer.”

“Good rule to follow.”

“Do you need something? Or are you just killing time?” Crossing your arms you address the issue head on.

“I do have a question for you.”

“And?”

“Oh.. when would you like to go out on another date?”

“What? You want to go out again?” You’re floored by the question.

“Yes. Was that not the general consensus?”

“I-I thought that after me being arrested you wouldn't want to be associated with a possible felon.”

“No. I admit it was confusing and concerning how the day's events went. But I find your company… enjoyable.”  Connor’s blush returns, turning his ears a deep blue.

“Okay... well do you wanna help me tamper with Gavin's desk tonight. So that it's all set for tomorrow?”

“Are you sure you're not trying to lead me down a criminal path?”

“Noooooo.”

“Okay.”

“Good, well why don't I meet you outside the police station in an hour?”

“I will be waiting.” Connor smiles.

That he did. It took some convincing before Connor actually helped with the tampering but he got you inside easily and was the look out. Then that was it, you didn't hear from him until late afternoon when he sent you a video. Watching the video you almost peed yourself. Connor had recorded Gavin opening his desk for you. Unaware Gavin just casually opened his drawer and the confetti shooted out causing him to spill his coffee. Then Gavin's angry texts made it the best day ever!

Angry Homo: You bitch 😠

Y/N: Happy Birthday!!!!!! 😆

Angry Homo: I hate you. You're never allowed at my desk again.

Y/N: You loved it don't deny it!

Angry Homo: …….

~

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

“Y/N! Y/N! Open up!” The words are slurred as you approach the door.

“Good damn it Gavin! Your drunk.” Moving to the side he stumbles past you slumping on the couch. “What the hell are you doing her? It's 2AM. You should be sleeping, you have work.”

“Fuck work.”

“Gavin we are not doing this again. You can't quit your job because you're resentful.”

“Fuck you.”

“Yeah yeah move over you can't take up the whole couch.”  You shove his legs off the couch, sitting on the arm rest.

“Ugh…”

“Why are you drunk on my couch this time?”

“You fucking the tin can or what?” He shouts loud enough to wake the neighbors.

“Gavin! That's none of your business but no we are not. We are not dating either, we've only been on two dates.”

“Shocker… seeing that my own sis is conspiring against me.”

“Oh my god. Stop being an angry closet homo. Connor is not Geoff nor that sex android.”

“Still programmable... for evil… all should….die.” The slurring becomes worse.

“This is bullshit. We both know it.  You're my brother, I know you. You're a submissive tsundere who loves animals and never forgets a birthday. This projected persona of assholeness. Is really annoying. So what is really going on?”

No response just angry grumbles, annoyed you go to bed. Slamming the door shut.

“They're getting married.” The whisper fades into the cushion.

~

Making a cup of coffee you sit at the table and sort yesterday's mail. A certain envelope peaks your interest and name of the sender is what concerns you.

You storm past Connor and Hank, aiming directly for Gavin.

“Mutherfucker!” You slam the envelope down.

Gavin jumps. “What the hell?”

“This is why you've been extra bitchy? They sent you an invitation.” You glare at him.

“How did you-”

“They sent me one too.” Gavin looks off to the side indicating a yes. “Fuck it. I'm going to kill him.” Gavin bolts up dragging you out the back door. Opting for privacy.

Connor walks to Gavin’s desk to see what has started this fight. “Connor I wouldn't do that.” Hank calls.

“I'm only collecting data.” Connor picks up the opened envelope. “It's a wedding invitation from Geoffrey Sprouse and Adam. There's no other last name.”

“Connor, l would leave it alone. Gavin will shoot you.”

“Why? If wedding invitations are being sent, then this public knowledge.” Connor returns to his desk.

“Fuck.Why me?” Hank sighs. “Connor did you listen to anything Y/N just said?”

“Mutherfucker. Gavin's being extra bitchy because of the wedding invitation. Y/N is going to kill him.” Connor recites everything back.

“You're supposed to be an RK800 prototype. How is none of this connecting?” Silence from Connor. Hank looks around quickly before leaning closer. “Don't tell anyone and you did not hear it from me. Geoffrey from the invitation is Gavin's ex boyfriend. Y/N dubs Gavin as a angry closet homo. We just called it gay rage.”

Connor's LED light is spinning back and forth between hello and red.

“You okay Connor?”

“Yes...just processing.” Connor nods slowly.

Outside Gavin lights a cigarette. “Fine. Yes they sent me a wedding invitation a week ago. That's why I've been bitchy!”

“They are not worth it. Well Geoff needs a good beating.” Aggravated you rub your forehead angrily.

“He needs to suffer and die.”

“He's not the only one who needs to go….” Shrugging you agree but that’s not topic right now.

“What?” Gavin stares questionly at you.

“You wanna crash it?” Smirking you glance back at him. Gavin just lets out an annoyed sigh. “Well?”