#I’m right and you know it

[xzcopycat]

I love how Oswald gets a charity dress up after every failed murder attempt on his person. The attire gets progressively worse.

[stormygopher]

The best possible adaptation of The Silmarillion would be musical in the style of SIX with all the kings of the Noldor singing about their horrific deaths.

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

This trio is so Plastics coded and nothing can change my mind

Terus Regina, Akanes Gretchen and Nene is Karen

[emo-batboy]

It's interesting to hear Metropolis and Gotham called twin cities because nowadays bludhaven is Gotham's sister city.

How do you think people in universe in your au think of them?

Bludhaven: Little sister city :) not as big but still influential. Gotham is the big sister that your little sister always steals clothes and makeup from. Bludhaven leaves your room without closing the door. You tease each other a lot (and would help hide the body.) Non-locals will say Bludhaven is just like Gotham—like when someone says you and your sibling look alike—and you will vehemently deny it, but deep down you know it’s true. You’re two peas in a pod :)

Metropolis: Enemy. Rival. Fuck you. See this fuckin’ line? (The River.) Cross it, and you’re dead. You’re coworkers and NOTHING ELSE! But then you have to go on a work trip, and there’s only one bed. Out of spite, you sleep on the floor, and they sleep in the tub. Both of you have back problems the next day, but it’s better than being in the same room together. (You got drunk and made out with them at a work function once. Both of you remember but refuse to mention it. It will happen again.)

[anxious-like-luigi]

Things I’m sure of:

1.Luigi has Rizz

2.Luigi has autistic rizz

3.Luigi doesn’t know he has any rizz at all

4. Luigi is a gender, no I will not explain

5. Royalty,especially loves this beautiful green bean man. The higher their standards the harder they fall for him, I don’t make the rules(Luigi is oblivious to this as well)

6. Mario also has rizz but it’s different, and it’s not so much that he doesn’t know it’s just not that important in the long run especially if you ship him with peach, who is immune but loves him anyway . They are in love.

7. Mario and Luigi love(fraternal of course)each other and will do anything for each other

8. Mario and Luigi are both neurodivergent.

9. Luigi is “mom” shaped

10. There is a Luigi Protection Squad and Mario is the president, he knows Luigi can handle himself but he’s always down to help him. The reverse is also true. Mario protection Squad with president Luigi

[annoyinglyobsessive]

Look huskerdust have super slow soft sweet vanilla sax, if they have sex at all. Chaggie on the other hand are kinky as hell. Argue with the wall.

[bombyxluna]

[sweetpapercroissant]

‘if sam still had his powers he’d use them to-’ blah blah blah. he’d use them to finger dean when they’re out in public and get him all flustered, especially if he saw him getting too chummy with some other dude.

[rustic-space-fiddle]

Jorge Rivera-Herrans’ Telemachus would listen to Owl City religiously and you cannot change my mind

[quoerk]

Ah yes, Henry Winter, my favourite Triple A representation (autistic, aroace, asshole)

[mylols16]

thoschei calling eachother theta and koschei so lovingly in fics will always be my weakness

[spellcastrr]

Nobleflower (Alice Fortescue and Narcissa Black) is more tragic than jegulus (James Potter and Regulus Black) in this essay I will—

[j4zzyh4nds]

Bad Romance is the yassified cunty musical rendition of Llorumi and I will be taking no criticism whatsoever

[moltengoldveins]

I’m too tired for braincells, screw all of you, Odysseus and Penelope but it’s Emerald Duo.

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

queerplatonic narvin/leela/romana. That is all

[this-is-wilhom]

STOP pretending hua cheng is cool and confident he’s the biggest loser on planet earth and he asks xie lian if he would still love him if he was a worm at least thrice yearly