#I.M.P. Enemies

[bones4thecats]

Their S/O Is One of Blitzø's Many Exes

Characters: Verosika Mayday, Striker, and Fizzarolli Inspired By: Apology Tour and the Anti-Blitzø Party A/N: This was so much fun to write for these three. Just imagining them with one of Blitzø's exes is hilarious in my opinion. Anyways, hope you Helluva Boss enjoyers love this! ⚠️ Spoilers/Trigger Warnings for: Season 1, Episode 3 - Season 1, Episode 5 - Season 1, Episode 7 - Season 2, Episode 9 / Swearing, mentions of cheating, being abandoned, toxic relationships, and assassin stuff ⚠️

Disclaimer: Fizz! S/O Song; 10 Things I Hate About You - Leah Kate

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╚═════ Verosika Mayday ═════════════════════════╝

🎤 Verosika hated your shared ex with a burning passion. She got vulnerable for one of the rare times in her life and he just got up and ditched her in a painful way

🎤 You were left in a similar way. You and Blitzø had dated for nearly a year when, on your anniversary, you had told him you loved him. He froze, didn't even apologize, and left. You were left there alone with the bill and with a broken heart

🎤 Verosika and you eventually met at one of her Anti-Blitzø Parties. You attended because it just sounded like something you could have at least some fun at since he dumped you, and seeing how many others he left in his shadow, you felt horrible for them all

🎤 But your disdain for the imp grew on

🎤 As a fairly cool-headed individual, you were hired by Verosika early on in your friendship to be a traveling Album Cover Designer, Backup Singer, and Sound Technician. Your hands were full, but thankfully you were born and raised in the Greed Ring, so you knew how much work you could and could not handle

🎤 It took a while for you and the pop-star to bond like anything other than friends, but when you did begin your relationship, it was amazing. You two adored one another with a passion. And since you had almost the same experience with your ex, you knew how to talk to one another about it

🎤 When you guys came across Blitzø again, she smirked when he tried calling your name after Verosika walked off. You just looked back at him over your shoulder and rolled your eyes, but when he tried saying he was sorry, you snapped

"What the fuck are you on about?"

"We were fine! I was just having a rough night! I didn't mean to hurt you like that!"

"But you did! That's the fucking thing! You never actually think about your actions!" You screamed, pupils shrinking as you slowly became more and more like a large spider. "Honestly, Blitzo, grab some fucking maturity! If you can afford to pay them," you pointed at the rest of I.M.P., "then you can that!"

"Y/N, dear."

🎤 Calming down when you felt Verosika's hand in your top right one, you just blinked blankly at the group, who were all in shock at your outburst and scoffed, walking away. Leaving the imp and your past behind you for your new one

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╚═════ Striker ════════════════════════════════╝

🗡️ After you and Blitzø's fall out, you had moved away from the Pride Ring and back to your home in the Wrath Ring. Your father was happy to see his child come back, but your mother was curious on what went wrong with you and your boyfriend

🗡️ Your father would've went up to the Pride Ring and killed the imp himself if it wasn't for your two older brothers holding him back from it. They sighed and calmed your dad down before helping you move back into your room

"Hey, Y/N. Isn't that- uh, Blitz guy an assassin?"

"Wannabe assassin." You corrected.

"Yeah! You come from a family of assassins. Why don't you spite him back by beating him to every punch?"

🗡️ So you did. You had taken one of his old journals, which held many of his few client's requests. Thankfully, you had an Asmodean-Crystal from a past client you killed for, so getting to the human world would be a piece of cake

🗡️ It was when you were traveling to another ring for a new hellborn-client that you met Striker. And you were happy you did. Despite knowing it was difficult to be in a relationship as an assassin, at least working as one, you and Striker did start your own shared life after around three years of knowing one another

🗡️ Striker had informed you of his plan to kill Stolas Goetia at the Harvest Moon Festival. Your family had planned on going there for a couple missions themselves, and while they finished up, you stayed with your boyfriend to finish his job

🗡️ Your ex was shocked to see you standing alongside the hybrid-imp. And honestly it kinda hurt him a little bit. He didn't have any feelings towards you anymore. He has the many after you to prove that, but it hurt seeing you working alongside another to kill him

"After everything I did for you? This is how you repay me, you bitch!"

"Why you-"

"Blitzo," You said emphasizing the o at the end of his name, "I believed that you did everything you wanted for me back then. But when I look back on us, I don't see shit coming out of you. Besides, I have met your ex before me. You only fucked me because I appealed to your demographic; desperate and easy to fuck-over."

"What the fuck are you on about?! I never thought that about you!"

"Then why did you leave me on my motherfucking birthday, jack-off!"

🗡️ Striker smirked as his opponent lightly shifted in thought, you merely scoffed and pulled out your own angelic weapon, that being a spear, and readied it for battle

"Let's just get this shit-show over with. Me and my boyfriend have a owlish-prince to end."

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╚═════ Fizzarolli ══════════════════════════════╝

🪷 Fizzarolli has a complicated relationship with your ex. He believes that he left him in the dust, leaving him alone to be in so much mental and physical pain just because he was jealous. And you just felt like a sack of naive shit when he abandoned you

🪷 You met him just a few days after your breakup. He wasn't surprised that you were one of Blitzø's exes. He's had many, and Fizzarolli was pretty sure it was up in the 50s at that point

🪷 He asked you why he broke up with you, as you were quite the looker, being from the Lust Ring and all. You just shrugged and laughed lightly before getting upset and throwing an empty liquor bottle at the nearest demon, causing him to pass out

"Who fucking know? Probably got so damn terrified of the feelings I confessed. Pussy."

"I'll agree with you on the third swear." He laughed out, making you smile.

"I'm Y/N L/N, professional animal tamer for the Mammon Circus. You?"

"Fizzarolli! Entertainer extraordinaire!"

🪷 You both bonded a lot more than you initially thought. Fizzarolli was quite the funny-guy, it made sense why he was an clown, his jokes were just top-shelf!

🪷 Fizz eventually introduced you to Asmodeus when Mammon was being a dick and fired you for someone else's mistake. You were happy when the Lust Ring's ruler accepted you onto his team, specifically to help out with any animals coming into the mix

🪷 After a while of getting closer, you were surprised when Blitzø came out of nowhere and was on a seeming date with Prince Stolas of the Goetia Royal Family

🪷 Your boyfriend saw you next to the stage and pulled you up into his number, allowing you to add your own turn into the scene so you could get your side of the story out

"I caught you cheating. You had the nerve to say you're sleeping. Just not with her, but tell your friends. That I'll be lost without you." You sang, looking at the imp's shocked face. "And I'll admit it, sometimes I miss when we were in it. So I made a list so I never forget all the things I hate about you. Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded, eight, the dumbest guy I dated, seven, talk a big game 'til you're naked, only six seconds, and I had to fake it. Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you, three, you still got daddy issues, two years of your bullshit I can't undo, one, I hate the fact that you made me love you."

🪷 As you sang, Fizzarolli admired you. His eyes tracing your form as you danced around the imp, using your abilities as a way to show everything he did to you. From his embarrassing intellect to the many problems you faced in your relationship

🪷 It was nice to dance around freely, especially when you handed the song over to Verosika, whom you grown close to over time of going to her Anti-Blitzø Parties. When you finished, you went over to Fizz and allowed him to pick you up and dance with you as he and Asmodeus finished of the song

🪷 When Blitzø and Stolas left with their imp friends, you looked back at Fizzarolli, smiling before walking away with him while Asmodeus handled some other things. You two eventually made it to his dressing room and kissed, separating only for air and to look in one another's eyes calmly

"You did amazing, cupcake."

"So didn't you, smiles."

[majosullivan]

*slams their hands on the table with increasing strength* Blitz and Millie episode. Blitz and Millie episode. Blitz and Millie episode. Blitz and Millie episode. BLITZ AND BILLIE EPISODE. BLITZ AND MILLIE EPISODE. BLITZ AND MILLIE-

*joins you slapping the table at increasing strength and speed* BLITZ AND MILLIE EPISODE, BLITZ AND MILLIE EPISODE, BLITZ AND MILLIE EPISODE, BLITZ AND MILLIE EPISODE, BLITZ AND MILLIE EPISODE, BLITZ AND MILLIE EPISODE, BLITZ AND MILLIE EPISODE-

Ghostfuckers is going to go so damn hard. Judging from the trailer, we’re getting Blitz and Millie being shitty ghost hunters, a flashback to when Blitz and Millie first met, Millie joining the ��appearing in Blitz’s hallucination that rips into all his worst fears and insecurities’, Blitz possibly being possessed AND Millie having to fight possessed Blitz? October is going to be WILD

[jubileemon]

When Millie reveals that she's pregnant, she's unsure of what to do and hasn't even told Moxxie. While it could be pre-birth jitters many women have when they first learn they're pregnant, she might have more to fear.

Her and Moxxie's line of work is a very dangerous one. There's no guarantee that they can survive every mission they get, leaving their kid a potential orphan should Millie choose to give birth. But I.M.P has many enemies in Hell who're out for their blood, be it Striker, Crimson and of course Andrealphus, whose ass they kicked literally just hours prior. Millie has more to be worried about outside the typical pregnancy fears.

[swagyalastorwife]

Masterlist PART1 /PART2

{I am sorry i probably forgot some fanfiction }

(^-^)/❤️ here rules

Hazbin Hotel

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Alastor x reader { one shot }

Hazbin hotel x reader marriage proposal part1

Hazbin hotel x reader marriage proposal part2

Jealous!hazbin hotel x reader part1

Jealous!hazbin hotel x reader part2

Hazbin hotel as parents part1

Hazbin hotel as parents part2

Jealous!Lucifer x reader {headcanons}

Sir pentious x reader {headcanons}

YandereLucifer x blue eyes reader part1

YandereLucifer x blue eyes reader part2

YandereLucifer x blue eyes reader part3

YandereLucifer x blue eyes reader part4

Alastor x hunter!reader

Adam x server!reader at Hooters

Charlie x male!reader part1

Hazbin hotel x pin up girl!reader

Adam x pica!reader

Lucifer x traumatized!reader

Lucifer x sleeping beauty!reader

Lucifer x reader at a masquerade ball

Vox x reader at a masquerade ball

Lute x gn!nerdy!reader

Yandere!alastor x depressed!reader

Alastor , Husk,Adam,lute x anorexic!reader

Lucifer x reader!who doesn't like to be touche

Angel dust x sibling!reader

Adam dating alphabet{ headcanons}

Adam x reader who speak french

Vox x reader!who want to put a USB drive in his head

Sera x reader{platonique part1}

Vox x employee!reader

Yandere!Mammon,Adam,Asmodeus x cheater!reader

Adam x reader {who likes to bite him}💛🦷

Vox,Adam x reader { the keyboard war}💙💛

Vox x employee!reader {vox defends y/n from Valentino}

Carmilla Carmine{clara} x new!overlord!reader part1

Clara x overlords!reader and { Carmila}part2

Adam x reader {long-distance relationship}

Sad!Angel dust x Human!Witch!reader🩷

Adam x freaky reader

Adam x freaky!reader{smut}

Adam x reader who have a cat 💛

Adam , Lucifer and Angel Dust x librarian!reader

Lucifer x reader!who is afraid of thunderstorm💛

Husk,Angel, lute,vox and valentino x a playboy bunny!reader

Zestial x Magic!Overlord!reader 💚

Adam x human!reader 💛{ who has sexual trauma}

Adam xADHD!insecure!reader💛

Alastor and Vox x reader!who can't sleep because their neighbor is watching Young Sheldon

Adam x artist!reader💛🎨

Charlie x human!reader❤️ {who have a curse}

Sins morning routine 🍡💰❤️🔥🍎💜💙 { Lucifer is there }

Vox x employee!reader{who have a panic attack}🦈

Lucifer x gardener!reader 🍎

Arcane

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Vi ,jinx , Caitlyn x jealous!reader

Vi,jinx,Caitlyn x chubby!reader

Vi x reader who want to learn to fight

Jealous!vi x reader

Drunk Vi , drunk Caitlyn x reader{headcanons}

Vi ,Caitlyn, jinx x sad!reader

Arcane x transfem!reader!who think negatively of themselves🩵💜❤️

Vi,Caitlyn,Jinx x reader!who has these periods❤️🩸

Vi!who had a nightmare x reader❤️

Vi x reader {enemies to lovers }

Jealous!Vi x reader smut❤️

Vi x reader ❤️identity crisis

Helluva boss{headcanons}

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Mammon x outcast!reader

Yandere!Mammon, yandere Adam x reader

Martha x yandere!reader { I'm going to do it again}

Mammon x reader {headcanons}

Semi Yandere!Sallie may x Yandere!reader

Yandere!Mammon punishing the reader

Yandere!Mammon,Adam,Asmodeus x cheater!reader

Mammon with child!reader

Satan x Angel of death!reader ❤️

Vassago x male!reader propose

Stolas Xgn!reader!scientist part1

Mammon x reader {smut}💚

Beelzedub x child reader

Satan x male!Angel of Death!reader { propose}

Satan x Yogirt sibling!reader

Belphegor!reader {general headcanon}💜💞

Millie as the adopted daughter of Satan

Mammon x reader💚 part1 {who wants to possess the soul of the reader}

Belphegor!reader who has just realized that she's aroace💜💞

Sallie may x reader💜💜💞

Mammon x reader💚 part2 {who wants to possess the soul of the reader

Yandere!Mammon x insecure!reader💚

Mammon x reader💚 part3 {who wants to possess the soul of the reader}

Depress!Stolas x reader💜

Belphegor!reader💜💞 {singing LEECHES by Melanie Martinez for Mammon }

I.m.p x male!hellhound!reader

Sins morning routine 🍡💰❤️🔥🍎💜💙

Vassago x Azrel(Angel of death)!reader❤️

The amazing digital circus

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Jax x reader {headcanons}💛💜

And requests are opennnn❤️❤️

[drama-glob]

Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

(Blitz comes stomping into the I.M.P. office holding a coffee cup and looking pissed)

Blitz (Stands in front of Moxxie and Millie as he huffs): I am so sick of this city! I go into a coffee shop, and as soon as everybody sees that I'm an assassin, they stop talking, and they avoid eye contact with me. One woman even walked out. I am just so tired of being treated like the enemy-

Moxxie (Appears uncomfortable as he interrupts the other): Hey, sir? Your penis is hanging out.

Blitz (Looks down and says): Oh. Well, that's a relief.

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(Fizzarolli gets taken again, prompting Asmodeus to get in touch with Blitz to help get him back)

Blitz (After Asmodeus arrives and he has a few seconds to think, he announces): Ooh, if they have Fizz's phone, we can track where they're going. I have "Find my Phone" set up to track him. (Asmodeus gives Blitz a confused/disturbed look) What? I do that for all my friends, not just Fizz.

Asmodeus (Holds out his hand and in a serious tone says): Show me.

Blitz (Flits his eyes and looks nervous before he quickly tells Asmodeus): There's no time!

[razzle-n-dazzle]

Excuse me, I hope you have a good day! If your requests are open I would like to request Blitzo with an enemies to lovers trope kind of with perhaps the reader being a concubus (gn succubus) with Verosika's posse, and the two have a competitive streak with each other. They both are supposed to be enemies (because they are loyal to Veroskia) but they don't realize how hard they are falling until they accidentally save Blitzo/IMP one time... Which turns into them saving them other times all by mere "coincidence" but it's really because they started looking out for him crushing hard and wanting to keep him safe. Even if they feel like they can never admit it because of Verosika. Happy ending or not, Blitzy requesting! <3

ᯓ★ "Lust, not Love . . . Love, not Lust?" Biltzo / concubus! Reader | Drabble Warning! - not proof read (we die like Adam), implied sex, hate-make out but not really hate-make out scenes, light gore, name calling

ᯓ How the fuck did you even manage to get here? Being pushed onto Blitzo's desk was the dusk of the night was settling through the drawn window. On either side of you laid his hands, pinning you in place as though he thought you would make some cheap shot and move away; Which, you were half tempted to do. Yet, instead, you would wrap your legs around his waist and draw the Imp closer, harshly cupping his cheeks so he could shove his tongue further down your mouth. Fuck, it felt so nice! Your eyes would flutter as you felt Blitzo groan, his clawed hands reaching up to squeeze and kneed your thighs needlingly. "You're fucking gross," He would groan, not even being able to wait until you both broke for a quick puff of air, causing you to snicker into the heated kiss. "Oh, shut it, you know you like it!" You would bite back, reaching to tug on one of Blitzo's horns. You knew it would rile him up; Verosika talked all the time about how Blitzo was a slut for his horns to be pulled, tugged, played with. And was it a sweet sound that escaped his mouth, a flustered gasp for air paired with a growl, making him all worked up and pretty. The glare he gave you sent shivers down your spine.

ᯓ And shit you kind of needed him too. Even if logically you know you should be pushing him off, running far away from the Imp out of loyalty to Verosika, there was something that just made you stay. Something that tickled your stomach and your heart all at once, that drove you insane, that had you crawling back to the pathetic Imp, Verosika's ex, on all fours.

ᯓ Gladly you never publicly did that, only in your mind . . . sometimes. And yet you could never tell anyone what happened here, that night under the cover of the shadows and in the arms of an Imp. That would be a secret you had to keep to the grave; Even if he did give you the best time you've had in a while.

ᯓ But how the hell did you even end up in the Imp's arms in the first place?

ᯓ Well, it started when Verosika had moved her headquarters to the same building that I.M.P. was in; gaining the same floor, stealing their parking spot, and well just being a bitch. You had a hunch she did all this in spite of Blitzo, hating his guts so much that she wanted to torture him after they broke up. Which, before you met or saw him, made you think he was some sort of sexy Imp who could turn anyone's heads. Then you saw him and was, well, disappointed. Verosika was getting her panties into a twist over some short Imp who couldn't even stand up to her at first. He had to send one of his workers in before he even stepped foot into the studio! To you, he was a waste of time. A nobody who got a shot with a popstar and blew it for not being able to love properly, or something like that.

ᯓ So, you no attention to him at first; why should you? He was someone who, when the competition was a complete, would be a no body to you! Just another bad decision from Verosika you would have to hear about every so often just because you worked for her . . . and sometimes it made you question whether or not you should have accepted that job offer from her.

ᯓ Your interest for Blitzo first began at that very competition, or demon duel, which you had little interest in yet participated in because 1) it was good way to gain more magic and fulfill your hunger and 2) Verosika told you to. Persuading humans to fuck you, along with the others, was easy enough to do, even easier when it's a bunch of horny teenager son spring break; A simple look and or a flirty wink and you had them hook and sinker. Even if it left you feeling dirty by the end of being banged by 3 different people in a row, not being given a chance to properly breath as Verosika seemed oh-so-determined to win that bet. You were a concubus, sure, but fucking people you didn't know wasn't exactly your style; Which was always pointed out as weird, but you gained more power by fucking someone you knew or wanted . . . desperately.

ᯓ So all this was doing was both wearing you out and making you feel like a whore, which in turn made you feel like absolute shit! Can't exactly fucking people if you're feeling yourself or your body. Which led you to wondering away from the crowd, shoving past the tangled mess of naked or half-naked bodies attempting to fuck into each other, to get some air away from the scent of sweat and sea water and booze. "Fuck me. . ." The mumble left your lips as you trailed along the beach, dragging your aching legs. Wanting nothing more than to go home and shower, maybe take some pain killers and go to sleep, never brought you closer to relief. It only lead to you sitting on a barrel under the bridge that was over the beach. And, you know, you weren't trying to attract attention. You really weren't. Yet, it seems like everything you wanted never went your way anyways, "Oh, look! I knew I smelled something fishy." Blitzo's voice drawled out, his words instantly as sharp and thrashing as his tail behind him. And if you hadn't just been fucked by three guys, two at once, you would have probably gave him the anger he wanted out of your reaction. Yet you couldn't, "Oh fuck off, Blitzo! Go bash someone's brains in and jack off, I know it's your kink." You could already feel the way his eyes narrowed at you, the hostility basically seeping out of his pores to drown everyone around him. "Can't exactly fucking do that when you're stinking up the whole place! Shouldn't you go be getting your holes filled, Whore?"

ᯓ People often say that first impressions are always the most important, but you choose to say different. While they can be important to judge people off of, you've heard too much about Blitzo before you even got to know him! So, you never did get a proper first impression. Instead you got the pleasure to know how long his dick was before you even got to know his face! Thanks, Verosika. And yet, even if that did technically count as your first impression, or first meeting, with Blitzo it didn't change much about your impression on him. At least, not in that moment. He was still the dick bag cunt ex of your boss and you had no intention of sticking around and talking to him. So, as he turned to talk to some hellhound that was by his side, you snuck off and walked down the opposite side of the beach. No need to stick around if he already ended the conversation on a sour 'Whore'.

ᯓ You know, you never really understood the concept of 'love' before Blitzo. That was something you realized when you had woken up after your fuck session on his desk after that . . . strange dream of the first time you spoke to him. You would groan as you shrugged yourself to sit up, feeling a weight on your chest that caused your eyes to drift down and meet with an all too familar jacket, and yet no Blitzo. It caused you to blink once more, maybe again for good measure before you rubbed your eyes just to make sure they were squeaky clean before taking in the sight below you. Oh fuck. . . I just fucked my boss's ex. Was the thought that ran through your head, panicked and crazed, as you quickly glanced around frantically. You had to make sure no one saw you and that you could still wear your clothes!- Fuuck. What were you going to tell Verosika? Hey, I slept with your ex sorry about that, didn't mean it, it was hate fucking, you know how it is! No, you couldn't!- Ugh, shit. The fact that you had been abandoned on Blitzo's desk, with no Blitzo in sight, hadn't even crossed your mind. Even as you raised your hands, drawing his jacket up to your face to hide in, hoping that some freak accident would happen and just kill you.

ᯓ That would, sadly, be better than facing Verosika's wrath.

ᯓ Love! Such a crazy concept and you defiantly shouldn't know it or even feel it! You were a concubus, you were a demon made out of the pure essence of Lust and Craving; You got your magic by fucking people, your body, hip curves and plush thighs were made to be admired and fucked. You were like a sex toy, you were a sex toy to most, and yet. . . there was this weird feeling that had began to fester in your chest. A feeling that grew the more of Blitzo's scent wafted into your nose.

ᯓ Shit, when had this even started? Was it that day on the beach? You doubted it. You felt nothing but tire and ire from talking to Blitzo while trying to hide from your duties. Was it the days after? No, you never got much of a chance to dwell on the thought of him nor did you get much of a chance to talk to him. So when did it start? No, not when you had noticed it, you remembered that day well enough, especially since you almost died trying to save that Imp and his team. But, when had the feeling started to festered in your chest, implanting it's way into your heart and igniting itself in a way you've never felt before? In a way that had started to make you crave him in a way you never experienced? Should you talk to Ozzie about this, you were relatively good friends, yet . . . would he even understand? You doubted it; He dealt with Lust, not Love. Love; shit! No, no, you can't name it Love even . . . even when it felt so right.

ᯓ Rescue day was as clear in your mind as though it had happened yesterday; It was around the time you had been watching I.M.P. for a good month or so, just 'curious' about what they were doing, where they where going, who they were going to go kill, and who they were doing it for. It was all in pure curiosity, you had reassured everyone else in the office, and yet you think you had just been lying to yourself; Trying to shove down the prodding and poking feeling, shove it deep, deep down until it couldn't be felt anymore. But what kind of bitch who isn't a psychopathic maniac in love with the thrill of dying would go to such lengths you had to save I.M.P. from uncertain doom?

ᯓ "What the fuck? How did you even manage to do this shit, fucktard!" You would yell, your body flushed with the flesh of your human disguise which made it so much more uncomfortable to run. Though you still hand onto Blitzo's wrist as he used his free hand to shoot back, trying to kill anyone who was daring to follow the group. "What-" Moxxiewould mumble, quickly jumping over a trash can that had been thrown carelessly on the sidewalk. He stumbled before regaining his footing, "Aren't you like- working for Verosika?! Shouldn't you be helping them get us, not . . . saving us? Is this even saving us? We're just running!" Though his confusion would fall onto death ears as Blitzo shot another bullet out of his gun, watching as it pierced through an officer's head and gushed out brains and guts on those behind him. You would shutter as Blitzo yelled, "I don't know, maybe someone," He would cough, obviously fibbed, "MOXXIE!" Again that fibbed cough, "shot the wrong target! And then the human police were called and they're on our ass because we KILLED SOMEONE, GENIUS! How else did you think we got here?" "Oh, I don't know, I thought you may have tried to FUCK a police officer!" You quipped back, "Oh, sorry, you fucking can't because you're scared of sexual relationships, my bad. I forgot!" "Oh please, you can't fucking forget because I know Verosika shit talks me to you every day! DON'T BE FUCKING PLAYING THE INNOCENT CARE ON ME." Blitzo would shoot back, not noticing as Moxxie had tripped over his own foot and almost fell; Though thankfully Millie had been there to catch him, lifting him up into her own arms so they could keep pace with the others. Loona, who was tired of having to hear the gunshots and the bickering betewen Blitzo and you, snapped; "Can we stop hate flirting for a second and fucking get out of here before one of us get shot?!"

ᯓ "WE'RE NOT HATE FLIRTING."

ᯓ "Yeah, because it's so much more convincing when you both say it at the same FUCKING time." Sarcasm dripped out of Loona's tongue as she slung her bag over her shoulders, bringing it in front of her. She began to rustle around for something as you feel a sudden coldness in your hand; Blitzo had drew his own wrist away from your touch. Cold, that's all you felt; and it stung sharp and harsh. Pitiless.

ᯓ You really had to stick out your neck for someone like that? Someone who now left you up and dry on his desk after 'hate-fucking' you? Why would you ever fuck someone as pathetic as that, had desperate had you been? . . . Had you even been desperate? You couldn't remember feeling desperate, like you usually forced yourself to feel when you fuck someone for power, or a purpose other than the alternative which isn't important. It couldn't be important when you were clearly the only one who felt the same and Blitzo just wanted some- "Oh good, you're awake." The sound of the door opening and closing jolted you from your thoughts, causing you to scurry and cover yourself. "I thought I was about to have to drag your ass to sleep on my couch, and that would have been a whole 'nother fucking problem." Blitzo would mumble, coming up behind you. You felt him linger, you wondered if he wanted to do something yet was too scared to do so; Which, you guessed was true because he walked around the desk without doing anything and sat down on his chair, sat down in front of you. Which was weird. This was all weird, you didn't know how to react seeing Blitzo, who was dressed, sitting in front of you drinking his coffee like you weren't literally butt ass naked on his desk. "What?" Blitzo muttered, noticing your staring. You would simply point at him and then the desk, trying to formulate the words that didn't want to stick together: "Are . . . we going to fucking pretend that you didn't just fuck me on your desk last night?"

ᯓ "Do you want me to pretend like I didn't just fuck you on my desk last night?" The question lingered in the air, bringing with it silence. Your eyes were kept on Blitzo's before they faltered away, looking down at the ground. Did you want him to pretend that he wasn't grunting and groaning your name last night, that you hadn't been clawing at his back and screaming his?

ᯓ Was that really what you wanted?

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[shoggoth-the-bitch]

So apparently some of y'all have been weird about the reveal that Millie is pregnant and I don't know if that's because of general misogyny or because those takes were being made by people who can't get pregnant, but being overwhelmed and worried by pregnancy is totally normal. Unplanned pregnancies can be a big deal for so many reasons and Millie has a lot of reasons to worry.

For starters, it's been made clear more than a few times that she and Moxie don't have a lot of money. Blitzo doesn't consistently pay them and they don't always have the clients they need to pay their bills. That paired with the fact that the boarded up, one bedroom apartment they're currently living in likely won't be a viable option for a child in the future.

The next issue is her job. She's an assassin and has gotten hurt many, many, many times on the job. As has her boss and her husband. It only takes one stray bullet or swing of an axe or whatever to kill any one of them and suddenly one of them could end up a single parent. But it's worse than that because any damage to her could also kill the baby before it's even born.

Even her class/race could be a factor here. Very recently it's been revealed that Millie seems almost ashamed of being an imp. She's proud of what she's built with I.M.P, no doubt, but something like that doesn't just go away. And now she's going to have a kid who will face all the same prejudice and shame she's had to deal with her whole life.

That and so much more all culminates into a number of concerning questions; does she even want this baby given the world she'd be bringing it into? What life could she possibly provide them? Will they even be safe given the number of enemies they've made while doing their job? Alternatively, does she even feel ready for a kid?

Regardless of the answers to those questions, they are all very valid fears and it makes total sense why Millie would be so afraid of finding out she's pregnant.

[archivedblog16]

Y'know as a hh/hb hater there are things that I want to like about the media itself and it's just my little own self righteousness as I ramble my way about it

First of all I finna be shipping blitzo with striker becuz it totally makes more sense than having him ship with that dirty chimken Though shipping it would require let's say.. have moments of interaction like that one car scene from deadpool (x wolverine)

Ofc it's character development for blitz in sinsmas but I just don't like how soft he became then at the same I kinda feel for him.In general I don't like how he was that soft soo... The thing about my fav ship is I don't want it to be just a cutesy softboy uwu "KYAAA!!" one is just a bottom ahh couple and tho I'm not actually a writer It could be more like If they still have conflict like obv from said car scene (becuz now the clip is my fav),or they could have some agree to disagree moments,talk about their families,have them be a couple that acts like old friends in their 40s or sumth but it's obv gay.Oh yeah I forgot there should be an arc about that ship, from enemies to friends to bros to lovers arc .It shouldn't really be that fast but since I don't actually have a job like running a show if I ever make content like that I will just draw them kissing often heh :3 then show some moments of silence so blitz and striker can express themselves to show how they can bond

And with that For the I.M.P. in he may join em tho to be real Moxxie and Millie would give glares at him becuz well,he hurt them.I bet it will take a very long time or a timeskip they would just be neutral to him

(Idk what do you think M&Ms relationship should be with him after a long time after basically a year or so?)

Loona.. obviously she doesn't liek him becuz he is a fucking stranger her dad brought in since she never interacts with him to begin with,at all

Yeah that's all I can say,man.What u think?

The sexual tension between Blitzø and Striker was crazy and they never acknowledged it. I can see why people like that ship, they have a lot in common and Striker did understand Blitzø even if he had his own ulterior motives.

I don’t mind Blitzø being soft but in Sinmas it was so forced in especially since a few episodes ago Blitzø called Stolas out of how he treated him like one of his butler imps and then in Sinmas, he forgets about that and just coddles him.

If Striker did join IMP (in a time-skip), Millie and Moxxie would both tolerate him. Millie especially would threaten Striker if he ever broke Blitzø’s heart. For me, Loona wouldn’t care about Striker and potentially find him a nuisance but wouldn’t hesitate to attack him if Striker breaks Blitzø’s heart.

Striker and Blitzø has so much potential as a couple and could’ve been the next Deadpool/Wolverine dynamic.

[miyakuli]

If Stolas becomes the new secretary of I.M.P

What if one day he's being assaulted by some clients while Blitz & co are on duty, given his now "public enemy" status in the imp community.

and just after they end up getting tortured by his protective lizard boyfriend

then Blitz will want him to learn how to defend himself by teaching him how to shoot a gun

and how to aim while being excessively close to him and sliding slightly his fingers against Stolas's

and the view of Stolas being a badass shooter would be so hot and so dangerous that controlling his libido would become a real pbm

[thatguywhodoesstuff]

An Updated List of Fanfics I Want/Plan to Write

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Interviews with a Murder Drone

With the Absolute Solver finally defeated, the colony of Outpost 3 settles into something that could generously be considered normalcy. Their past finally behind them, the disassembly drones settle into domestic life rather well. All but a certain twin tailed, business minded disassembly drone that is. Thad, despite warnings from literally everyone, decides to change that.

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It was a calculated risk, but man, am I bad at math

Having managed to pull herself together after her humiliating defeat at the hands of an edgy stereotype, J sets to work on finishing what she started… to bad she’s now down a squad and in the middle of enemy territory. Unwilling to let this stop her, J decides to take a calculated risk in “hiring” an unsuspecting drone to her side, consequences be damned.

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The Amazing Drone Circus

So the good news first, the humans (as well as Caine and Bubble) have finally found a way out of the circus! The bad news? This is achieved by downloading their minds into inactive worker drones. The even worse news? This all just so happens to occur as some serious drama goes down at Outpost 3.

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Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Journeys

Following the events of JN090 (Showdown at the Gates of Warp!), things don’t go back to normal as everyone had expected. Instead, Ash, Chloe, and Team Rocket find themselves transported to a world populated by talking Pokémon and having been turned into Pokémon themselves! Desperate to get back home, they end up joining a guild and embark on a journey unlike any other.

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Go For It, Liko!

After a year apart from one another, Liko can’t help but notice how much Roy has changed. In fact, if she was being honest, it’s a little distracting how serious and quick to take charge he had become. Then of course there was how protective Roy had gotten, always being the first to leap into action and place himself between her and danger. ‘As silly as it sounds, it’s almost like something out of a storybook,’ she mused to herself, ‘like I’m some sort of princess and he’s my knight.’ The second that thought crossed Liko’s mind she found herself choking on air.

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Hellaverse: CHAOS Theory

A three part series detailing the Hellaverse’s decent into chaotic corruption and insanity.

Part 1: Hell is other People - Following the end of season 1, the Hotel begins to see a slight uptick in business with the arrival of new faces in Hell. However, the Hazbins aren’t the only ones taking advantage of the new status quo, as the Vees conspire to expand their empire and seize more power. Meanwhile, Heaven is trying to make sense of everything as unrest continues to grow.

Part 2: Infernal Affairs - With the power structure of the Pride Ring in shambles on the eve of a major hellish holiday and the Sins deciding to lend their particular brand of “help” in filling the void, the Hotel finds itself in a precarious situation. Elsewhere, the fate of I.M.P. is decided, which sees them being placed under “new management”. Oh, also, there’s a conspiracy brewing that could spell doom for every living being in existence. Nothing to worry about.

Part 3: CHAOS Reigns - With the realms of Heaven and Hell thrown into complete disarray, it seems like things couldn’t get worse… until they do. As four figures rise to power, seeking to usher in a new age of terror, everyone must fight just to see another day. All the while, mysterious forces are at play, subtly guiding events towards one horrible conclusion.

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Cou-Sin Bonding

A collection of loosely connected one-shots in a floating timeline that details the misadventures and tribulations of Charlie and her cousins as they navigate the chaos of living in Hell and their big, screwed up family.

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In The Arms Of An Angel

When Charlie met with the head of the Exorcists, she wasn’t expecting to come face to face with her mother’s ex. Adam, for his part, wasn’t expecting to become a backer for the princess’s daydream of a project, even if it is to make sure she’s not trying to spark a rebellion. Now working alongside one another, neither of them were expecting to fall for the other.

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The Show That Never Ends

Following the events of season one, a new arrival to Hell shakes things up as she adjusts to life in the eternal pit of torment while grappling with her complete lack of memories. She doesn't know why she's in Hell, but she knows one thing: redemption is possible.

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You'll Live

With the news of the Exorcists being slaughtered in the disastrous Extermination, the denizens of Heaven are at a loss of what to do next. Chief among them being Eve. Unwilling to just sit around and wait as the Elders talk amongst themselves while her husband's killer is still at large, the Mother of Humanity decides to take matters into her own hands.

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The (Goetic) Princess Diaries

A series of diary entries that detail the events of Helluva Boss from Octavia’s perspective.

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Lost & Found

When a figure from Charlie’s childhood suddenly renters her life, the Hazbins are left at a loss at how to deal with the hotel’s newest tenant, especially a certain Goat Boi who seems to harbor a mutual grudge against him.

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Heavenly Remembrance

Following the disastrous day trip to Heaven, Charlie is finding herself at the end of her rope with the upcoming Extermination being only a few short weeks away. Needless to say, she isn’t exactly enthusiastic when she receives a call from the Heavenly Embassy to meet with a divine representative looking to talk with her. However, this new figure may just be what Charlie needs to get some perspective on not only her dream and the Exterminations, but also the history of her family.

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The End of a Protracted Life

Cain has lived a very, very, very long life. Having bore witness to every one of humanity’s triumphs and tragedies over the course of these thousands of lonely years, the First Son of Adam has found little else but disappointment after disappointment in his wake. But when an enigmatic figure approaches him with news of his father’s second death, it isn’t long before Cain finds himself flung into Hell itself. Ever the dutiful son, the First Murderer now finds himself on a mission to avenge his fallen father and maybe, just maybe, find a way to finally kill himself along the way.

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The Fragile Things

Charlie had known the risks present when she had decided to stand and fight against the Exorcists, but with her friends by her side and the timely intervention of her father, all that seemed to melt away… only for a holy dagger to the chest to bring her back to reality. But as fate would have it, this is not the end of the princess’s tale as she awakens to find herself in the land of the living, now under the care of an enigmatic hermit. Determined to make sense of her new reality and return to her friends before disaster strikes, Charlie must face the human condition and everything that it entails.

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Alias

Lute could only helplessly as Adam was merciless cutdown by a mere sinner heathen. In an instant, she felt something buried deep within her shatter. A dam that held back a flood of memories long since buried to fester in the back of her mind was now broken and what surged forward drove her to sprint to her fallen love. It was often said that Adam could not accept the sinners of Hell as his descendants and because of this Hell was made to pay in blood. The truth of the matter was that the Father of Humanity’s disdain for the fallen paled in the face of the Mother’s scorn, which the infernal land would soon discover.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Bloodlines

Four brothers emerge from the deepest sewers of NYC in search of answers regarding their origins, all while facing off against supernatural threats and enemies that may be more intwined with their family’s history then they could ever imagine.

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RotTMNT: Yo’ Mama AU

Rather than imprison Lou Jitsu and force him to fight in the Battle Nexus, Big Mama accepted his proposal and they wed. Fast forward a few years later, and her husband comes home after being abducted by a certain Baron, now a rat-man and cradling five baby turtles in his arms. Looks like Big Mama is about to start living up to her name.

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Sonic: Singularity

In the years of peace following the fall of the Eggman Empire, Sonic and friends have gone on to settle down and start families of their own. But as old enemies and threats long thought to be vanquished begin to resurface, it falls to their children to step up and answer the call to action.

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[lost-romantique]

Also begs the question, what would Blitzø and IMP be in trouble for? I get that he more or less plunged his company into near bankruptcy due to his shitty coping mechanisms, but it can’t be that extreme. I’m thinking that some time will have since Ghostfuckers and they’ve gotten themselves back on track to some degree, but Blitzø ended up pissing off someone powerful in Hell and now they’re on a very high bounty. Especially since Blitzø said, “Get ready for a life on the run gang!” If they’re just being evicted, there wouldn’t be this much pressure to go into hiding. Unless Andrealphus and Stella are shifting their hatred to Blitzø instead of Stolas and this is all them, but I doubt it.

I also don't think eviction is that big of a deal that Blitz and I.M.P need to go into hiding, it's Hell, and I highly doubt Blitz is the only person in Hell that forgets to pay rent (lol).

That being said, I don't think it's Blitz getting in trouble with another powerful person in Hell, because I'll be blunt...

Blitz has never once given a shit about authority. The man has the balls to stand up to sins that could literally decimate him just with one look, but he stands tall despite the fact that he's an imp. His fearlessness is one of his best traits.

Also, it wouldn't make sense to introduce a new enemy to Blitz and I.M.P when we're confirmed to be meeting Satan, Leviathan, and Belphagor within the next two episodes, along with the introduction of a new supporting character: Vassago. That's a lot...

I honestly think it's the Book Deal that gets I.M.P into trouble because it's been stressed time and time again that what Blitz and Stolas were doing was extremely illegal.

And remember humans found out the existence of demons thanks to I.M.P and Stolas coming in hot and heavy...

And while D.H.O.R.K.S themselves aren't that much of a threat YET, I do want to stress the ramifications of I.M.P and Cherubs fight...

In hindsight, it just seems like a typical fight, but if you watch Hazbin Hotel, than you'll know about the extermination of sinners that the angels do and shit like that...

Here's the thing...

Angels only exterminate sinners, and sinners are confirmed to be confined to the Pride Ring. However, the Cherubs and I.M.P fight happen in the Lust Ring, and that's what makes it a big deal...

The I.M.P versus Cherubs fight that happen in the Lust Ring is probably the first time the other Rings of Hell were attacked by angelic beings and humans. And a LOT of damage does happen in the Lust Ring, what with the destruction of a lot of businesses and a hotel, plus you do technically have an angelic being killing off a regular hellborn.

[bones4thecats]

Their S/O Is A Hellborn Plague-Doctor

Type of Writing: Random Idea Name: Their S/O Is A Hellborn Plague-Doctor Characters: Moxxie, Striker, and Fizzarolli Idea-Giver: Random Ideas

A/N: This is definitely not my best work, but it isn't my worst yet. Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy this!!

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Hellborn Plague Doctor-Demon! Reader ; Childhood Friends to Lovers

🖇️ Moxxie had met you through his father when he and you were very young. Since your father was the main doctor of the Knolastname family’s mafia

🖇️ He would just watch you from the other side of the table as you messed around with some random guy’s corpse with your father as he would teach you both the different parts of a demon’s, whether it be a shark-demon or a spider, you both learned everything, though you retained it better

🖇️ Moxxie eventually left the Greed Ring for Pride as your family maintained connections to his father, even though you lived your life in the Sloth Ring and rarely ever had to come up for business

🖇️ You did meet Moxxie later on when you were around your very early 20s, and you began to help I.M.P. out with some of their stuff, and when Blitzo and Millie, one of Moxxie’s best friends teased you guys to get together, you guys did and ended up married

🖇️ Your husband loves to guard you from any kind of threat in the workplace, but since he lives up in the Pride Ring and you must stay near your family, you guys end up separated for a few weeks at a time

🖇️ Blitzo does end up dragging you back to their office so that Moxxie can lighten up and stop being such a downer

🖇️ Moxxie also adores your whole attire, your face was shaped like a birds, with your mouth coming out like a massive beak that opened and closed as you spoke. But, as you didn’t enjoy freaking some people out, mainly kids, you never really spoke, resorting to more things like sign-language

🖇️ Also, your formal outfits make his heart swoon. He just loves seeing your small cloak just flow in the wind whenever they go to Earth for a rare kill with you only there for some medical help since Blitzo is quite the clutz

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Hellborn Plague Doctor-Demon! Reader ; Best Friends to Lovers

🗡️ As a fellow hybrid, you and Striker got along because of your family’s business, with existed to help the many rings with any kind of medical emergency

🗡️ But your family’s was the largest-known in the Wrath Ring, which was full of hot-blooded and straight-to-the-point imps and other hellborn who had no clue what in the name of Hell they were doing after jumping into action

🗡️ Striker popped in one day with a few slices against his midsection, and as one of his only allies, you lunged into action and brought him into your office so he could get stitched up and healed

🗡️ He just groaned and ranted about the damned blue-blood that just wouldn’t die from his blade because of some intervention from his weird-ass imp kid

🗡️ You were used to handling his injuries, since you were currently in a relationship and have known him for many years, maybe around 10 or so years? It’s hard to keep track while handling a multitude of patients

🗡️ Striker then sat down as your chair and noticed that you had a few of the monitors on, so he watched as you laid your wide-brimmed leather hat on your head and began going to another patient's room, which he also saw from another camera

🗡️ He saw that the child and their mother sat there and smiled before telling your the symptoms of the kid, and he chuckled lightly as you used sign-language with the kid, who spoke back in the same way. They must be deaf and believe you just randomly knew this from the files

🗡️ In truth, you just didn’t like freaking out kids when they see the sharp row of teeth you had in your long beak of a mouth

🗡️ Striker loved that part of you, but he knew he couldn’t just bust in and yell that at you or interrupt over the speakers… he knew you’d be beyond pissed

🗡️ You pissed is far from fun for that guy… he remembers when you first spoke and he heard someone scold you for your teeth and you just glared right back and let out the harshest burn in Hell’s history

🗡️ He’ll just scold you later

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Hellborn Plague Doctor-Demon! Reader ; Associates to Lovers

🪷 You were hired by Asmodeus to make sure that Fizzarolli had the proper medical care when it came to his injuries he sustained from the fire years ago

🪷 The imp suspected that you would just look at him like a freak, since he was a very well-known person for his more confident personality and his large jingly-’horns’, which was really just a large hat he put on

🪷 But instead, you just sat there and watched him take his hat off, and when he asked why you weren’t judging him, you smiled and showed him the large amount of teeth you had in your beak-mouth

🪷 He smiled back and called you the ‘freakiest-imps in hell’, much to your amusement

🪷 You are by-far one of Fizzarolli’s most trusted friends, and that showed with how adoring he was when you would come to check him out, when he normally was fairly hostile or fearful with others

🪷 Asmodeus would ask you to come with him during his yearly Clown Pageant, which was held in the Greed Ring, and was hosted by his boss, Mammon, whom you despised more than anyone else, Asmodeus and Blitzo included

🪷 The way he treated your boyfriend nearly made you inject him with a demon-version of the bubonic plague just to watch the bastard suffer in a bed before succumbing to his inevitable and horrific death at your hands

🪷 But, Fizzarolli and Asmodeus (mainly Fizzarolli), held you back from doing this, since they didn’t want their lover/good friend to be harmed by another high-ranking follower of the Sin of Greed

🪷 Though, after he quit, you jumped up with Asmodeus and bared your teeth, with your body mutating into something to horrific it would make people such as Lucifer and Alastor the Radio Demon shake in their boots

🪷 Mammon eventually left after Asmodeus and you revealed Fizzarolli’s relationship with you. And since you were from a high-ranking family, many saw it as scandalous, leaving you with many missed calls from your family as the three of you traveled home to rest

🪷 Oh Satan, how were you going to explain this to your parents?

[helluvapurf]

bit random- but what do you think's gonna happen with the m&m pregnancy reveal in s2's finale? do you consider that 'canon' in any next-gen/oc ideas of yours?

Ehhhhh, honestly I'm not really sure? 🤷‍♀️I'm imagining it's probably gonna go any direction with either M&M having a brand new baby next season (since alot of shows are known to do that to bring in more views, ex. Fairly Odd Parents), the "positive" test result turning out to be false (thus the I.M.P. status quo carries on as normal), or even the pair deciding not to go through with the pregnancy (for any number of reasons), which I've seen other shows like "Bojack Horseman" handling pretty well imo-

...Thouuuugh personally if you were to ask me? ...I lowkey don't think its the best idea for these two to be parents, right now? ^^; I know I know, bold of me to say (if yall've known me long & my love for next-gen content lol), but like... think about it; Moxxie & Millie aren't living in the best conditions rn, they both work labor-intensive/dangerous job, and with all the mess that's happened these past few episodes (aka. Blitz using up company funding for his mope-fest + refusing to do that one Karen sinner mission)... is this truly the best time for these two to bring a baby into the world?🤨

Like, I know every couple's different, and since this is Hell with a caste system problem... I can't guarantee any Imps are gonna have the best time family-planning (just look at Blitz's struggle getting in a single vaccine for Loona), no matter how "prepared" they are. Though, personally if it were up to me... Iiiii personally headcanon M&M to be the type of couple to wait in having a kid, at least until everything's better "stabilized" imho. Less enemies running around, better paying clients, (maybe) a bigger/safer home, all that jazz y'know?

-And yes, I would NOT have Millie give up her job whatsoever even if she does have a baby; 'cause poor girl sooooo doesn't deserve to be pushed away from the group into being "The Mom™" (-on top of the already-present criticism of her being "Moxxie's wife" & nothing else...) 😒. Rather, I'd rather have Moxxie being the stay-at-home parent if it had to come down to it; that way someone like Loona (since she's already shown interest in joining missions too) could cover him, Millie doesn't need to give up her adventurous spirit/"fighter" values, and then once the kid is old enough to be independent (like around school-aged or so)... that's when Moxxie can come back to work with his wifey as normal~👍

[alexas-writing-blog]

Hwo do you Think a Striker and Moxxie interaction can be done badly?

Well there are always ways to mess up characters and stories, at least on the eyes of the beholder a.k.a in my perceptive and expectations in this case lol.

So speaking of things I wouldn't like, it would be rushed development like Striker having an abrupt change of heart and crossing over to I.M.P's side willy nilly. After everything that happened if they do this without proper built up and a good enough plot reason, it wouldn't feel earned it would really frustrate me.

It would be especially bad if we go the redemption route with that one. Now don't get me wrong I absolutely love redemption arcs but they are so very tricky to get right with characters that have done really villainous things so it's a possibility that has me worried.

I love Striker as an antagonist first and foremost and this is how I like his and Moxxie's interactions first and foremost too! Tense fights that really have you worried and elevate the stakes! (cough and shipping fuel from alll the enemies to lovers tropes for my own personal enjoyment cough.)

On that note, Moxxie being an incapable crybaby in their next encounter would also suck. As well as the possibility of turning their intense one on ones into joke moments. They kiiinda tip toed to that direction with how Moxxie countered the chocking 2.0 act by Striker last time but I could actually justify as a legit tactic to catch Striker off guard with how out of place it was lol!

Overall I just love them being capable nemesis to each other. It brings out Moxxie's badassery and smarts out a whole lot (if Millie is there with him it also brings out their badass duo teamwork) as well as Striker's more unhinged, dark side. Like the drooling??? Still insane it happens aaah!

I have a few moments and decisions I don't really like with both characters like the entirety episode of Unhappy Campers for Moxxie's characterization (I just pretend the episode doesn't exist nope!) and that statue dick joke will NEVER sit well with me. (I've bitched a lot about that in private with moots so I'm mostly over it by now but yeah...irks me when I recall it >.< )

But honestly other than that so far both encounters have actually been the highlights of Harvest Moon Festival and Western Energy respectively and I hope they keep it up next time too! Fingers crossed!

Thank you for the ask!

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We are the Immediate Murder Professionals (I.M.P), and we do the dirty work so you don’t have to! Whether it’s revenge, settling a score, or simply someone who annoys the crap out of you—no soul is out of our reach. Just fill out the contract and let Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona handle the rest (all under the table, of course).

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Behind-the-scenes glimpses of the team!

Exclusive sneak peeks into our latest "jobs."

And, of course, plenty of demon-level snark from yours truly.

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"Speaking will look like this" (Color changes with each member.)

Actions will look like this (Color varies with emotions.)

Bliz is red.

Millie is orange.

Moxxie is green.

Loona is purple.

Mod is random colors.

Updates to this post will most likely be made in the future.

[swagyalastorwife]

Millie as the adopted daughter of Satan

A/N:

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Her Relationship with Satan

♡Satan, as a powerful and authoritarian figure, would have instilled in Millie a strong sense of duty and responsibility, but also a certain hidden gentleness, contrasting with the brutality of Hell.

♡ Their relationship would be both demanding and affectionate, with Satan seeing Millie as trustworthy and capable of handling complex situations, which would explain her role as an assassin at I.M.P.

Impact on Millie in I.M.P.

♡ Her royal upbringing would have given her a discipline and self-confidence that make her formidable on missions, but also very protective of her colleagues and her husband.

♡ Her explosive temper and boundless energy could be seen as traits inherited from her strict upbringing, where she learned to channel her rage to defend those she loved.

Impact on the dynamics with other characters

♡ Adopted by Satan, Millie could have a certain influence or implicit status in the infernal hierarchy, which could create tensions or jealousies, particularly with Blitzø or other demons.

♡ This would also explain why she is able to stand up to powerful enemies and why she is so respected within I.M.P.

Impact on his relationships at the I.M.P.

♡ Blitzø :

♡ Blitzø, who likes to challenge authority but also seeks recognition, could feel both jealousy and respect for Millie.

♡ He could sometimes treat her as a "trump card" or feel threatened by her status, but also rely on her for dangerous missions, knowing that she benefits from supernatural protection.

♡ Moxxie

♡ Moxxie, already impressed by Millie's strength, could feel insecure about his divine origins.

♡ Their relationship would remain strong, but Moxxie could fear not being "good enough" for her or disappointing Satan. This could also strengthen their bond, as Moxxie seeks to prove himself worthy of Millie and his heritage

♡ And honestly I think the first meeting between Moxxie and Satan would most likely be funny {for us not for poor Moxxie}

♡ Loona:

♡ Loona, herself adopted {by Blitzø}, could feel a form of rivalry or understanding towards Millie.

♡ Their relationship could switch between competition {to see who has the most "badass" parental figure} and solidarity between "adopted children."

♡ Other demons:

♡ The other demons would probably fear and respect her seeing her as the direct heir to the sin of anger

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