#JS Snippets

[kat-xox]

daily reminder that bloody james potter—

[inafieldofdaisies]

WIP Wednesday | Tagged by @madparadoxum and @thesingularityseries ❤️

Stopping by this midweek with a little bit from Sabrina and John's morning from Chapter 2 of their AU, I will try to get back to the main WIP soon, but a monster of a dialogue has been making me procrastinate. Also, something I thought would be fun: if you have any suggestions of wild things (misfortunes) you'd like to see happening to John (take part in making him go through it), you can drop them as an ask (short prompt), I suspect it would be a fun challenge to tackle.

"I wanted to hear your voice." John's words from the previous night haunted Sabrina's thoughts while she prepared breakfast. She found herself unable to shake off the feeling of familiarity from the moment she found him standing in the foyer of the precinct, looking like he was about to snap at poor Lenny. "Morning.", Savannah greeted as she entered the kitchen, her nose scrunching up, "Is something burning, Rin-Rin?" The question prompted Sabrina to flip the last pancake she was working on, finding the bottom darkened. Wonderful. The last thing she needed was to be distracted, especially by someone that was passing through. And a lawyer. "Did you sleep well, Pumpkin?", she asked as she placed her sister's plate in front of her. Savannah nodded, "I wish I didn't have to wake up so early." "And so do so many adults." "Mommy asked about you.", her sister said in between bites, making Sabrina's smile drop for a second, which thankfully was conceived by her coffee mug she took a sip from at that moment. "Like what?" "If you have a boyfriend. And about uncle Les. She said she saw a picture he had posted…" Jesus. Maybe mind your own love life, Candice. And leave the lack of mine alone.

She could sense her sister's mood soaring after each short visit with Candice, and it hadn't taken long to figure out why. Their mother had become an expert at fishing for information from Savannah since her eldest daughter refused to entertain her poor attempts at "bonding", knowing full well any interest shown wasn't paired with the best intentions. She wasn't going to be shocked if Candice Donovan's intent was to introduce her to some raising entrepreneur, so she felt like she needed to figure out if Leslie would be standing in the way of tricking her into helping with her latest grift. It wouldn't have been like she hadn't tried it before, gone as far as to arrange a date for Sabrina, only for her to figure out what was going on halfway through the dinner. Nothing like having a daughter in law enforcement to make your target feel secure enough and open for any business advice his lawyer would throw his way, let her hold the purse strings. "I will talk to her, Sav. She promised me she won't ask you stuff like that." Sabrina took a final sip of coffee, "How about you watch something and finish breakfast while I go shower?" "Okay. Are we still going to the fair with uncle Les?" "Of course, he hasn't been able to stop talking about it. I think he's more excited than you even." Savannah's frown dissipated at the confirmation, a grin taking over her freckled face, "He promised to win me a big plushie." "He absolutely will.", Sabrina retorted and matched smile, feeling glad she had someone in her life she could actually depend on.

As she left the kitchen and found herself alone in the bathroom, stripping off her T-shirt and shorts, her mind drifted back to the night before. How she'd flown out of the shower and grabbed her phone, hoping she was about to hear back from the lab about her current missing persons case. Instead, John Duncan's voice had came through, perplexing her to an extend she hadn't even bothered to inquire how he'd gotten her number. His excuse for the late call had given her a pause, the real intent behind it revealing itself the moment he had made a comment about his state of undress, asked for her personal number. A part of her made sure to assure her how he'd been so quick to reach her he hadn't even wasted time putting on underwear, confirming she clearly wasn't the only one feeling this strange drawn between them. "He wants you. So much he become a rambling mess the second you casually mentioned whoever he asked for his hotel information.", the foolish side argued. "Sure.", she muttered under her breath, "Romantic much? Trying to turn a woman he just met into his midnight bootycall…" Sabrina shampooed her hair, then moved onto washing her body, completely ignoring the irksome longing within her, the same one she refused to entertain from the second their video call had ended. The desire in his deep blue eyes, his questions, all made his expectations clear as day.

It was unfortunate for him she had more important things that required her full attention. A missing girl to be located and brought home safely. A baby sister to take care of. A trainwreck of a mother to keep at bay. Numerous visions to figure out and could save people's lives. A faceless man that awaited her in so many of them and clutched her heart in his tattooed hands. John Duncan wasn't him. He was bored, slightly entitled, looking for an outlet, for someone to get him off after having a day from hell. It was what she reminded herself as she came into her bedroom to find a new message waiting for her, from a number she hadn't even bothered to save into her contacts.

Good morning. No crimes or accidents to report so far, though, it does feel slightly criminal how you've been occupying my thoughts since last night.

John stared down at the message he had finally hit sent on after typing and deleting versions of it so many times, he had felt close to hurling his phone at the nearest wall. "Occupying his thoughts" seemed like an understatement the second he'd woken up from a dream involving Sabrina that had come off as way too real. He threw the covers off himself with a sigh and left his phone on the bed before he made his way over to the bathroom. "It's morning. It's a normal body reaction. Nothing to do with her.", he said to his reflection, "Get your head back in the game. You're meeting Mooney. Who cares she didn't respond?" Reluctantly he opened the door, leading into the shower, and turned the knobs after a silent prayer for his morning to start off without a hitch. Or at least he attempted to. Until one of them came off into his hand. "No fucking way. NO.", he practically shouted out, not giving a damn about the early hour and how his voice echoed around the room while he stared down at the chrome piece clasped between his fingers in complete disbelief.

A growl left him as he threw it on the ground and turned on his heel, the glass door rattling when he slammed it shut and exited the shower stall. "I'm not taking another arctic shower. I don't care how much you want to take care of my goddamned boner.", he had no doubt the shower would be freezing, because the knob that had fallen off, was for no other than the hot water. He didn't care about the neighboring rooms and what the other guests might have been thinking after screaming the last part on top of his lungs. Not in that moment. Not when he was close to breaking something else in the bathroom as desperation to find a way to release the pent-up frustration brewing inside him settled in. "One accident to report, Detective. And I also hate your city so much.", John whispered before taking a deep breath. As he brushed his teeth he did his best to school his features back into a serene expression, refusing to let the facade of the well-adjusted, charmant attorney to slip. He put the boxers from the day before on, hating the fact he didn't even have a change of underwear and promising himself he'd go shopping for new clothes and other necessities as soon as his meeting had wrapped up. Another frown was aimed at his reflection when he remembered he had no means to even style his hair properly, that all he could do was freshen up in the goddamned sink. He dragged himself back to the bed, sinking down on it as he contemplated how excited he was when he had received the case, yet from that day like domino everything had decided to fall apart in some way.

"At least the guy didn't steal my files. Doubt Clive would appreciate any of that information leaking out.", he reminded himself as clasped his watch back on his wrist, "So what if one of my favorite suits was in that suitcase?" The thought made him reach out for his phone in hope the detective that was going to look into his case had reached out already. He ignored all the unread messages and emails he was yet to go through, opening the text that sat as most recent notification.

Sabrina: Good luck.

Two simple words was all she had to offer him. No "I thought of you too" in sight. "Could be worse. Like her blocking my number.", he uttered out finally, deciding that the fact she had even responded was a good sign, better than simply leaving him on read now that he was another Detective's problem. Just then his phone pinged with a new message. Unknown number. His thumb acted before he could think better of it, and he regretted the decision immediately. A photo. Penny showing off a red lacy number as she cupped her breast with her free hand. Face in full view, a proud gleam in her blue eyes. A pose she had most definitely deemed alluring enough to make him crack.

Wrong number.

He texted, scowling at the realization Penny was getting bolder, crossing a line, using her personal number to pester him. Her reply followed way too fast.

Penny: Come on, John. We both know it's not. How long are you going to play hard to get, baby?

John: I will be contacting HR if this reoccurs.

Penny: You're no fun, Mr. Duncan. You're headed for your meeting, right? Good luck.

John: I'm serious. NO MORE lingerie pictures or passes at work.

Penny was good at her job, better than any of his previous assistants, but it wasn't enough for him to continue tolerating her advances in hopes she'd take the hint and cease with her attempts to get him into bed. He was one to bent the rules, but bending over someone that he worked with was where he drew the line. Reality was that one night of "fun" (mostly for her, because for him it would end up as usual: in self-loathing) would blow up in his face sooner or later.

Another buzz signaled a new message, but instead of the expected complaint from Penny, the reply made him almost drop his phone as he realized his mistake. That he'd texted in the wrong conversation.

Sabrina: John? Sabrina: I'm just going to assume you meant to send this to somebody else.

"I'm done with technology. So done.", he groaned out and chucked his phone across the bed, the pillows softening its landing against the headboard.

John: NO MORE lingerie pictures or passes at work.

More? Initially she had tried to laugh off the text, then unwanted bitterness had set in. If Sabrina needed any proof about the kind of man John was, just based on her intuition and past experiences alone, the words he accidentally sent her minutes prior only confirmed it further. "Bye, Rin-Rin.", Savannah exclaimed and leaned over the console to give her a hug as the her truck came to a stop in front of her elementary school. "Have fun.", Sabrina retorted and placed a quick kiss on her forehead before her sister was scrambling out of the vehicle and rushing over to her best friend, Brandy, that was waiting for her outfront. The blonde girl gave her an enthusiastic wave before the two ran inside the building and she put her Bronco back into drive, heading down her favorite route to the precinct. Her eyes drank in the early runners, people on their way to work, parents walking hand in hand with their children. She had grown to love Portland. The life she and Savannah had built there. The fact that Candice seemed to avoid it like the plague most of the time was an added bonus.

Minutes later she pulled into her regular parking spot, locking the car doors before shouldering her bag and shoving her hands in the pockets of her jacket to avoid the chill that hung in the morning air. She quickly crossed the street and pushed her way inside the building, muttering a quick hello to Simon, an officer that was in his last year before retirement and usually worked the day shift at the welcome desk. "Rina, always on time.", he retorted with a smile as she set for the elevator, memories of John following her down the same path threating to emerge. The hallways were mostly empty, signaling she was among the first people to arrive as per usual. "Ollie. Did you sleep here?", her sights settled on Oliver who was slumped over his desk, head full of messy blond hair resting in the crook of his arm, green eyes shifting to the door as she entered before he shut them again. His voice was sleepy, muffled against his shirt, "I'm just trying to one-up you, Rina." Sabrina let out a laugh and nudged him on the back on her way to her own desk, "Want a coffee?" "Did that well-dress fucker yesterday had the hots for you? Hell yes." She could only shake her head at his blunt observation, feeling glad Leslie hadn't arrived yet, "Oliver. We're not talking about him. Am I clear?" "Why not?", he inquired with way too much interest, his Detective senses kicking in despite his sleepiness.

She ignored the question and felt his gaze on her back while she watched the coffee machine like a hawl. "Uh-oh, there's definitely something there." "No.", she placed his the mug in front of him and sent him a look of warning, "And don't be starting any rumours, you hear?" "Too late.", his cheeky smile screamed nothing but bad news. From the team, Oliver McKenzie was the one closest to her age, and unarguably the most daredevilish, and she had quickly learned to read the signs of incoming trouble in his expression. "What did you do, Oliver?" The silence from his side put her on edge as she lowered into her chair and rubbed away at her temples before she let out a groan, "How bad is it?" "Eh.", was all he granted her as explanation. "God, Ollie.", she mimicked his earlier position just as the door to their division swung open and footsteps carried in her direction. A paper sack crinkled when it was set down on her desk, making her look up, eyes stopping on Stockton who had taken one of the seats across her. "A little 'thank you' for yesterday, Rina.", he gestured to the brown bag, bearing the logo of her favorite bakery, "Croissant, salted caramel and chocolate. Got you a coffee to-go, too. The one y'all have here is shit." "Aye, Maxwell, if it's shit, why not get one for me, too?", Oliver teased. Arguing for sport with Maxwell Stockton was one of his favorite activities and he'd oftentimes stop by "Robbery" just for that reason alone. Yet deep down, the two were close friends from their academy days and would often grab drinks on Fridays.

Stockton's dark eyes shot up to Oliver for a second before returning to hers, his hand rubbed at his cleanshaven cheek, "So, what should I expect from this guy?" "Meaning?", Sabrina asked before tearing into her croissant, "Like if he's difficult to deal with?" Oliver snorted in responce, while the darkhaired man in front of her nodded. "He was polite.", she paused, "But he's also a defense attorney." A whistle, "Oof. And he was fine with you takin' the report?" "It's not like we're going to trial now, are we?", a chuckle left her, "He wants his stuff found, that's all." "How the fuck can he get his suitcase stolen like that?", Oliver interrupted, "Like I heard his story, but damn, I tried so hard not to laugh." "Ollie." "What, Rina? Tell me it wasn't funny. Hell, imagine going to meet a client and not having even a clean pair of undies." Stockton laughed at that, pointing back at Oliver, "Is it true what this one said, he 'looks like Leslie, but shorter'?" "Maxie, when have I lied to you?" "Only the last time we played cards, asshole." Oliver blew him a kiss before he took a sip of his coffee. "Well?", Stockton pushed for an answer, "Leslie look-a-like or nah?" Sabrina chewed on the bite of her pastry slowly, images from the video call invading her mind, "Absolutely not." "Now that's a lie, Rina.", Oliver argued and spun around in his chair to regard them both, "Not only does he look like Leslie, but he also wants in her pants as much. Probably."

"You're lucky I love this croissant, or it'd be flying at your head, Oliver." He stuck his tongue out, "Love ya, too." The door opening cut out his laughter, "Speaking of the taller Devil." "Morning, guys.", Leslie Parish muttered in a greeting and walked over to the desk next to hers and dropped off his things. The strange expression on his face gave her a pause and prompted Stockton to clear his throat before he rose up to leave. "I will get going, better start looking into the case. Recover our lawyer friend's luggage back." On his way out saluted Leslie, then patted Oliver on the back, "Later, folks." "The lawyer?", Leslie started, peeling off his coat and placing it over the back of his chair. Sabrina shook her head, "He's not our problem." He strode over, taking a seat at the edge of her desk as he stole the final bite of her croissant, "Not from what Ollie told me." "How many people did you tell, Oliver?" Oliver shrugged, hiding his face behind one of the files he had open on his desk, "I plead the fifth." The eyebrow Leslie quirked told her everything she needed to know before he even elaborated, "Oliver was straight up updating us all live in your Birthday group chat." "Unbelievable. And here I thought you were working hard, McKenzie." A wink was sent her way, "You're underestimating me. I can absolutely multitask, Donovan." "So, back to this guy…", Leslie's blue eyes searched hers. "Later." A nod, "Deal. I'm taking you out for lunch, you can tell me all about him then." Oliver spun around with a victorious smirk, "See, I knew there was something. He asked you out, didn't he?" Sabrina turned to her computer monitor, logging in and pulling up the CCTV footage she had spent half of the previous day combing through, "I plead the fifth, too."

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[rippedlovelines]

i think if i tweaked some lines on my kevneil fic it could be semi-ready for posting. big if btw. i’m not sure why, even. when i wrote it back in may i was so enamored w the way it turned out. then i forgot abt it lol.

little snippet bcs why not:

[sophiethewitch1]

Wrote 3 thousand words today and not a single one was for anything useful ❤️❤️❤️ I suck massive balls ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[insomniziam]

Out of all the podcasts

[nekofantasia]

"Sooo, this barrier anomaly is there because of a parsing problem? That doesn't sound too complicated, even I can fix it."

"Well if you're feeling that confident in handling payloads of this nature, have at it. Don't let me interfere you."

--- 1 hour later. ---

"...Chen? I do not mean to press, but have you done any progress?"

"Well...I think the parsing stuff has a syntax error of some sorts, but the payload is so large I can't find the culprit."

"I see. But may I ask why you're writing the code on paper?"

"Do I look like VSC○de to you? I'm checking line by line!"

[you-are-not-real]

this is fine...

[anniflamma]

HOWS THE CHALLENGE ANIMATIC ANNII?!!💗💗💗

(no rush at all take ur time queen bcuz you always feed it’s worth the wait but MY GOD IM TWEAKING OUT I AM STARRVIIIINGGGG THESE SNIPPETS ARE GORGEOUS AND I NEED THE ANIMATIC SO BAD😖 all jokes no rush at all im js so impatient and excited 😭)

THERE IS ONLY ONE SHOT LEFT AND I HAVE BEEN SAVING IT FOR THE LAST CUZ I KNOW IT WILL KILL ME! Also here is a sneak peak! >:)

[cld-n]

not to be a dick but mitch’s music sounds like it’s trying to be tame impala

[h4m1lt0ns]

HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.

episode thirteen :: RIBBONS & TEA.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴various drivers x y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔the groupchat returns, and while lewis is feeling a bit funny, y/n casually gives everyone a heart attack and calls it a surprise.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔ wonyoung jang (28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕ excessive cussing, none.

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lewishamilton 📍🇬🇧

tagged: y/n, tommyhilfiger.

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y/l/nestate behind the scenes 🍾🎀 fun things coming very soon ⭐️🩷

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☆ IMESSAGE with ; BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

honey badger: avengers assemble.

honey banger: i have easily the most important tea to spill today.

y/n: “hear yee! hear yee!” ahh text

girlfriend kika: LMFAO

babygirl alex: hear yee 😭😭😭

honey badger: it’s about max

girlfriend kika: i ain’t laughing no more 🗿

chal eclair: what does he want

chili!: no bc after the shit his team pulled i don’t think i wanna hear from anyone abt him

angel carmen: wait is it important

honey badger: it’s abt the billboards incident

princess george: oh.

my baby lando: oH?

yukino: 🔪?

honey badger: might be necessary this time

alabono: he is personally involved isn’t he 😐

honey badger: yep.

my baby lando: wait oscar needs to see this

MY BABY LANDO added PAPAYA BABY #2

papaya baby #2: i love it here already

wifey lily: oh i’m so sat

honey badger: i was ‘hanging out’ with max before the suzuka race to make it seem like we’re chill. i wasn’t there to hang w him i had a mission.

my baby lando: okay okay

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y/n

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y/n and y/l/nestate

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y/n and y/l/nestate surprise lol 🎀 champagne, sex & anxiety 7/10 🥂 considering the amount of people i worked with on this album, it’s truly a fucking miracle that i managed to shut the fuck up abt it and not say anything so here u go i guess 💗🩰⭐️ no more sad songs LETSFUCKINGO !!!! i personally call this one my mona lisa and i BEG u to love it as much as i do when it comes out 🍾🤍🏹 also no twitter jumpscare this time ur welcome lmaooo :)! love u to death 🧸🫂💘

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☆ IMESSAGE with : Unknown Number

xxx-xxx: hey

xxx-xxx: can we talk?

[fanfenomenon]

hyperfixated on this game so hard i tried to recreate ac syndicate's animus database using html css and js👍

i will make this responsive though, i've only started doing the frontend but i'll also start doing the backend as soon as i finish this

basically this is gonna be a website that will allow you to create a database of your assassin's creed OCs (btw this was inspired by @gwen-the-assassin's idea <33) and help you with worldbuilding and making AUs (i know the ac fanon wiki already exists for that but i wanted to make the experience of keeping a database more immersive u know....)

this might take a while to be completed, but I'll try to post updates on it as much as possible! if there are any programmers/web developers in the ac fandom that want to contribute to this project plsplspls DM me!!

actual pic of the database for comparison:

ik it's not entirely accurate but this is the simplest database in the game that i could recreate lmao

also code snippets just cuz (+ me crashing out)

[zeldareference]

i am,, not-so-patiently waiting for toby to drop the full version of necrolovania aha…

for those who dont know, toby is making a remix of megalovania and necrofantasia (yukari yakumo’s theme song) called “necrolovania”, and ZUN (creator of touhou) is also making a rearrangement of megalovania!! pretty sure the full songs drop somewhere around february.. but i cant waittt!!! the snippets we got sound so good 😭

also, frisk as reimu!!

i feel like it looks kinda bad compared to sans’??? LMAO like idk smthn abt it js doesnt convince me.. but i also spent too much time on it to not post it so 😓

[fiahtheteaaddict]

"The Overthinker and The Overexplainer” snippet of part 2

Part 1: The Overthinker and The Overexplainer

F!Reader x Xaden Riorson

Content warning: reassurance (xaden being a reassurance king), mentions of anxiety and overthinking (js a quick note. This is only how part of my issue with overthinking and how my anxiety is. It’s part of MY experience with both). Insecurities and being self conscious (ig those are warnings too idk?) do lmk if there are any others that you see that I have missed!!

"I don't know what you want me to say... that I'm anxious? That I don't feel like I'm enough for anyone? That you are too good for me? That Im scared one day you will leave me thinking I am too much for you to handle?"

He looks into your eyes and sighs softly before making his way over to your bed and taking a seat on the bed. He pats the space next to him, “Come sit.”

You take a seat, shrinking into yourself a bit and start to scratch at the side of your thumb as you start to feel more and more anxious, nervous for his response to your outburst. He takes one hand into his, rubbing his thumb against the back of your hand. “I will never leave you... not now, not ever.” He lifts your chin softly so you are looking up at him. “You are the best and most beautiful thing to ever happen to me. You will never be too much for me to 'handle', you will always be enough, and I am far from too good for you. You are the best part of me. Hell you ask anyone if your good for me and they will tell you you are. Because you truly are. I will never leave you, do you understand me love?”

You nod softly, still trying to wrap your head around the fact that he doesn't think you are too much for him to "handle" as he says. You knew that a lot of people would tell you that you were good for him, that he was better with you. Hell those were their exact words. But you just couldn't wrap your head around the idea. That a such a strong and powerful rider, who was simply perfect in your, and many others' eyes, who was a damn legend, needed... you? It just made no sense at all.

"If you don't want to talk about this I understand but... how? How do you have so much love for me, again, I know we have had this conversation before and I am so sorry for bringing this up again and again, I am just truly at a loss. How Xaden? How?"

Xaden sighs softly, still rubbing his thumb over your hand as he speaks "love, I'm never going to grow tired of having this conversation with you. I am never gonna get tired of having the 'I need reassurance' talk. I understand, and I will explain to you a thousand times over."

[kenzdolls]

KYOKA JIRO RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS .

𖤐 tags: kyoka jiro x reader, kyoka x reader, kyoka jiro x gn! reader 𖤐 pairing: kyoka jiro x hero student! gn! reader

𖤐 notes: none, I js love kyoka sm

MEETING KYOKA JIRO:

▸ she probably noticed you before you noticed her. her enhanced hearing picks up on the little things - your nervous humming before a test, the way your footsteps change when you're excited, the unique rhythm of your heartbeat when you're laughing with your friends. it's all data to her, initially, but data that starts to pique her interest.

▸ first official interaction? probably during a group project. she's the efficient one, the one keeping everyone on track, and you're the one with the surprisingly brilliant ideas that she didn't expect. she respects a sharp mind.

▸ she's initially wary if your quirk is loud or disruptive. but if you can control it and respect others' personal space (sonic booms in the dorms? instant deal-breaker), she'll slowly soften. karaoke night at the dorms is a make-or-break moment. if you butcher a classic, she'll cringe internally. but if you pick a good song and actually have some rhythm? major points. bonus points if you suggest a punk rock song.

▸ jiro would give a slight, almost unnoticeable nod of acknowledgement if you gave her good music recommendations. if you also suggest some obscure underground bands, consider her impressed. she might even lend you a pair of her headphones.

KYOKA CRUSHING ON YOU:

▸the first sign that she's crushing? she gets flustered when you ask her about music. suddenly, she can't remember the name of her favorite band or what genre she likes best. her carefully cultivated cool demeanor cracks.

▸ she starts leaving her headphones around "accidentally" so you have to return them. it's a flimsy excuse, but she hopes you don't notice.

▸ she'll start composing little melodies inspired by you. they're usually short, instrumental snippets that capture your essence. she'd never admit it, but she plays them over and over in her room. ▸ studying together becomes a regular thing. she pretends it's just for academic purposes, but she strategically positions herself so she can subtly observe you. she notices the way you bite your lip when you're concentrating, the way your eyes light up when you finally understand a concept.

▸ she subtly starts mirroring your mannerisms. if you tend to tap your foot when you're thinking, she'll find herself doing the same.

▸ she gets noticeably protective of you during training exercises. if you're paired up against someone with a particularly powerful quirk, she'll subtly guide you and offer tactical advice with the excuse "i just wouldn't want you to get hurt".

DATING KYOKA JIRO:

▸ dates are low-key and heavily music-centered. think small, intimate concerts at local venues, record store browsing, or just sitting in her room listening to music together.

▸ physical affection is initially subtle. casual brushes of hands, leaning against each other while listening to music, maybe a shy hug after a great concert.

▸ she loves it when you play with her earphone jacks. it's a vulnerable spot for her, but she trusts you. it's also strangely intimate.

▸ she makes you mixtapes (or playlists, if she's feeling modern). each song is carefully chosen to reflect your relationship and her feelings for you.

▸ she teaches you how to read music and play a simple instrument. sharing her passion with you is incredibly important to her.

▸ she's surprisingly sentimental about your anniversary. she'll probably make you some handmade music-related gift.

▸ she loves to use her quirk to enhance your experiences. imagine feeling the vibrations of a concert through her earphone jacks or hearing the subtle sounds of nature amplified.

▸ she's a fiercely loyal and supportive girlfriend. she'll always have your back, and she'll always be there to listen (literally and figuratively).

▸ she likes to tease you, but it's always gentle and playful. she loves to see you flustered.

▸ she might write a song about you. she'll probably never play it for an audience, but she might play it for you, late at night, when you're alone together.

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[gloomy-prince]

Sorry to bring it up bc it’s been like a year but man the ootb baby au 😞 i think abt it on I’d honestly say a weekly basis probably, Idek why I’m pretty sure it’s js like everything I want in my life so I’m js trying to live through Eddie

They're cute!!! I think about it a lot too, I just like aus with kids/babies lol. I had a partial script for it at one point but now it's been a while since ive read it (at this point its been a while since ive read ootb's extended script either, i need to write more for it lol). sometimes i think about just drawing snippets of the scenes i like most from it since who knows if ill ever get to draw it. the kid au is slightly different from ootb though, since in that one it's either no clown au or one where they successfully defeated it as kids, but IT is very much still kicking in ootb (just sleeping rn)

<3 babie