[our friends] are not pull string dolls for our amusement,” Rekha said, standing on an apple box she had been manoeuvred onto like a pull string doll for Jess’ amusement
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am i crazy for thinking it should be a legal requirement for people selling arrangements with lilies to have a warning about their lethality to cats? they are one of the most common plants found in bouquets (unlike most other lethal plants like oleander and sago palm, which are usually found potted solo) and so many owners or well-meaning gift-givers are completely unaware of how a single lick of pollen is enough to kill a cat, meaning unlike other potential toxins they just get left as a table centerpiece. like sure, chocolate and grapes can kill your dog, but you are probably not intentionally leaving chocolate and grapes on surfaces your dog can reach (and they also don't shed particles). about 30% of american homes have cats in them, a percentage you can't really gloss over when it comes to precaution. if you work with florals please, please post visible warnings by your lilies, it will save kitty lives. 🙏
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Sirius: I know you snuck out last night to see my brother James!
James’ subconscious: play dumb!
James: who’s James?
Subconscious: not that dumb!
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What's your college major (if you feel comfortable answering obviously)?
on paper? computer science. tho recently ive been feeling like this image:
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My wife has been stalked, harrassed, doxxed, assaulted in real life and slandered for over a decade. Enough is enough.
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