#Lilia: 😂😂

[hanafubukki]

A funny and crackish (?) soulmate au that came to mind is

Soulmate AU with Lilia Vanrouge but it’s the one where you share the pain of your soulmate…but in this case it’s everyday aches and pains (I mean we can go deeper with wounds and injuries but I’m trying to be comedic 😂)

You arrive to this world of twst and you find out soulmates are real.

And damn, do you find out the hard way, your body aches.

It ranges from day to day but it’s there and you weren’t like that before, after thorough check ups from Professor Crewel, he concluded it’s your soulmate.

Goodie.

So, here you are, half sprawled across your table with the first years trying to help.

You: Once I find them, they are going to pay for the hell I’m going through.

Ace: It can’t be that ba-okay, yeesh! Don’t give me that look!

You: My body aches. What the hell is my soulmate doing? 1000 Push-ups? And who hurts this bad? Almost every day? Are they ancient or something? Argh.

Also You: My aching back uwaahh, their posture probably sucks too.

The first years try to comfort you as best they could.

[ends-of-the-wayward-storm]

Lilia's got his priorities straight.😂

Bonus:

And now he's having a mild existential crisis.

[nammanarin]

Malleus shifting to his fae form for the first time solely to give Lilia the most dramatic bombastic side eye for serving him home cooked food.

In my head, anyway 😂

I really want to know at what age dragon fae shift forms…

[bluesylveon2]

Lilia and Silver watching a movie together

Two characters in the movie kiss

Lilia covers Silver’s eyes

Silver: Father, I'm 17

Lilia: hush, you don't need to see this

[aquasarsstuff]

Lilia Vanrouge but he's Barbie 😆😆 I tried to use my Watermark, but I keeps logging me out of the app so we have this 😔😂

[neoninky]

Twisted Wonderland EN Server September Schedule Let's Goooo!!

Finally

FINALLYYYY

Diasomnia chapter Part 5 AND Halloween Cards?!? (Oh shit @hanafubukki was right about Part 5 coming “soon” 😂 #oracle )

Happy Early Birthday to Meeeeeee…….*narrator voice* she said in pure, unadulterated delulument knowing full well that being born in November means being once again torn between which Leech brother to pull for in the 25 different banners that they will surely have in November…not to mention the Halloween event(s) before that…and whenever the Diasomnia chapter Tweel cards eventually come out…and-

Ha ha ha ha y’all I am so doomed oh my gawd ha ha ha ha 🫠

Don’t even get me started on Honkai Star Rail oh JEBUS

[toreii]

Silver: “………………nngh.”

Malleus: “There’s no point worrying about it here. Let’s head back to the farewell party.”

Silver: “………Could you…go back first, please?”

Malleus: “Silver?”

Silver: “I’ll follow soon…….guhh.”

Malleus: “What’s wrong? ……Are you crying?”

Silver: “F-Forgive me. Uugh…I’m showing you a pitiful sight.”

Malleus: “Don’t apologize. Children also cry.”

Silver: “I’m already 17. I will be an adult next year.”

Silver: “In the eyes of Lord Malleus and Father, I’m no different than a child, but…”

Silver: “17 years ago……my father found me as a baby deep in the forest in Briar Valley.”

Malleus: “…………”

Silver: “Father is a fairy, I’m a human. No blood ties, no obligation to raise me……nothing.”

Silver: “But, he raised me as his own child.”

Silver: “He fed me every day, taught me lessons, and stayed by my side all night when I went to bed.”

Silver: “Fairies and humans are different in terms of behavior, speed of growth…everything.”

Silver: “Few people know how to raise humans in Briar Valley. Besides, my father is single.”

Silver: “How difficult it was to raise a human baby without anyone to rely on……”

Silver: “I can’t thank him enough. I was going to spend my whole life repaying the favor……!”

Silver: “Even though……I still haven’t repaid him anything!”

Silver: “That person is about to die alone in a distant country.”

Malleus: “………………”

Silver: “My…father can no longer use magic, and his body is weakening…”

Silver: “Even if the day comes when I forget everything, I hope I can always support him by my side…!”

Malleus: “……Lilia has a good son.”

Silver: “I’m not a good son. I can’t even fulfill one of father’s wishes.”

Silver: “I want to send him off with a smile, just as he wanted……”

Silver: “I… I… uuuhh, uuuugh…!”

Malleus: “…………”

Malleus: “You said you were nothing to Lilia. “‘No blood connections, or an obligation to raise you’…”

Malleus: “I’m sure Lilia thinks the same way.”

Silver: “…Huh?”

Malleus: “A human life is surprisingly short compared to long-lived fairies like us.”

Malleus: “Devoting yourself, a human being, to wither for your own sake. I don’t believe there’s an obligation.”(?)

Silver: “Father……why……”

Malleus: “…………”

[jupiter-balls]

Thanks for the tag Carmen @youareexceptional and Lilia @pastlink 🥰

Rules: Shuffle your On Repeat playlist and post the first 10 tracks, then tag 10 people.

I'll tag @figmentrinzler @lonelyvomit @ominousmotion @mondscheinprinzessin @puolukkalimppu @wow-ihateithere @goth-automaton @necessarytragedies @lnights @lovesomehate

If you guys don't want to/already done it just ignore me 😄

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

this is funny to me for some reason

Scar’s “I’m surrounded by idiots” line except it’s Leona saying it while he’s squished between Malleus and Lilia on both sides 😌 for the year III TWST anniversary new Grim card’s Groovy—

[hanafubukki]

After Malleus’ overblot, Lilia stays awake at night, the aftermath of the events burned into his mind. The remembrance of loss and helplessness at the forefront. What he lost in the past and what he could have lost now echoes constantly.

He visits each of the boys’ room.

In Malleus’ room, he sits on the bed as the fae slumbers. Malleus is still recovering from the magic he used. Lilia places a hand on Malleus’ hair, tenderly parting the hair on his forehead and rubbing his scales. Remembering all the times Malleus would laugh in joy when he was young and free from the burden of being a prince. Lilia places a kiss on those very scales, resisting healing him with his newly acquired powers, knowing Malleus wouldn’t be too happy about it. Which parent wouldn’t give up everything they had for their child? His son whom he always loved secretly, but would be more open in affections from now on. Tomorrow, Lilia will make them shaved ice and fruits. It’s been far too long since he last made it for all of them.

When Lilia visits Silver’s room, he lays his hand on his chest. Watches and counts the breaths he takes. Silver was also recovering from using his magic constantly. The fear of the sleeping curse gone but still so much needed to be talked between the two. He won’t deny it anymore. He would give Silver the name, let it be known who Silver is to him. The acorn bracelet hangs on his dorm pocket even now. With a pat to Silver’s head and a kiss placed upon his eyes, Lilia wishes for Silver’s eyes to no longer be clouded on his behalf. Tomorrow, he would play video games with them.

When Lilia enters Sebek’s room, Lilia can’t help the feelings of pride that engulfs him at the sight of him. The youngest and most tenacious. The one who is the wisest of them all. Sebek who represents the best of them all and more. He will go beyond any of them. He will go further than Baul and even himself, going down in history for his bravery and loyalty. For now though, as Lilia ruffles Sebek’s hair, Sebek is just a boy who enjoys food and praises. Tomorrow, Lilia will give them all more praises.

Lilia returns to his room.

He had nearly lost his whole world once again.

It seems he still has lessons to learn even at his age.

He would do better.

For himself and for his boys.

For now, he will watch over and love them as he always has.

[scaip]

LMFAO

[ends-of-the-wayward-storm]

This is going fantastically.

I'm wheezing. Their clothes are so bizarre to them.😂😂

[masquerade-of-misery]

Lilia during Pop Music Club meetings:

[bluesylveon2]

Child Silver: Father?

Lilia: yes, Silver?

Child Silver: what does (insert swear word here) mean?

Lilia:.....

Lilia pulls out his magearm

Lilia: who did you hear this from? I just want to talk to them

[purplesimmer455]

Switching to the Isip-Mendoza/Feng-Cooper* household, Malaya and Casey take Lilia to the Financial district in San Myshuno to visit her great-grandparents Lily and Victor Feng. Malaya shows Lilia off to her great-grandma (and namesake) Lily, and she cooes over the baby. "She's so beautiful." Lily says, chucking Lilia under the chin and making her giggle.

While Malaya takes a nap, Casey works on teaching Lilia to sit up, and then gives Lilia a nap. Unfortunately, Lilia couldn't get to sleep, so I built a mini nursery in Casey's grandpa Victor's study, giving him some space for his desk but adding a crib, couch, and some baby stuff. Casey puts her down in the crib and soothes her to sleep, which worked for 5 game minutes before she woke up and I was like well. 🥴😅