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serpentofdusk · 8 months

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i don't know how to flirt so i just stare at you like a cat dragged out of a dumpster and hope you can see the longing in my panicked gaze

#this is why i don't get dates lmao #flirting #transmasc #t4t #t4t mlm #mlm #gay #longing #oh look eden made a post that got notes

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notacluedo · 3 months

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he’s telling Neil to get his gross runners feet off the walls

challengers screencap redraw 🤌🤌

#I watched it with my friend and if u haven’t seen it oh my lord #Watch it if u can #Gay sports people The Movie #If they were gonna make aftg a movie they would have to play that godamn synth music they played in challengers #But every time neil starts lying pathologically #I’m fine- (80s synth starts)#Aftg #all for the game #andrew Minyard #Neil josten #andreil #the foxhole court #my art

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edalynn-ink · 3 months

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This came to me in a dream

#aromantic #aro #aro ace #aro/ace #queer #gay ppl!#pride month #inspired mildly by the fact that my parents are so desperate for me to not be aro/ace that they asked if I was in a throuple #with my best friend??#oh well

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jay-wasstuff · 1 month

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The scene:

The audience:

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void-dude · 2 months

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Guess who managed to draw at a reasonable time!!! Meeeee!

#my art #gravity falls #young stanford pines #digital art #billcipher #it’s probably billford #billford #bill chiper #digital fanart #they’re gay your honor #toxic yaoi /j #i hate them #oh drawing while being awake actually makes me art look better? who would’ve guessed!

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mwagneto · 11 months

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FUNNIEST WAY TO DESCRIBE THIS SHOW

#WHY DONT YOU AS A MAN FIND TREASURES IN OTHER MEN AND MAYBE YOU'LL CALM DOWN !!!#literally obsessed with this oh my goddddd #me when the show about gay men is described as a show about gay men 🤯#<- copying that from dms coz like OMGGGJFJJGJFFJ.... men will literally love each other #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death

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harrowedsoup · 4 months

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I refuse to change my headcanon that most of the other people at Canaan House probably thought Gideon was Harrow’s pretty boy toy until she showed them she could actually fight because she acted exactly nothing like a real Cav in anyway. A teenage ruler shows up with a hot butch that clearly isn’t trained to be a ninth Cav or even a normal-ish one? Come on. They probably thought griddlehark were over compensating trying to hide by staying away from each other.

#the locked tomb #gideon nav #harrow nonagesimus #griddlehark #jokes on them #Harrow pretty much DID bring Gideon as a pretty boy toy #because she clearly barely understands just how good Gideon is with swords #like she openly admits that she’s surprised that Gideon is that good when they fight the bone monster thing #bitch why did you bring her then if you didn’t actually know she was one of the best swordswoman ever ?????#oh because you wanted her with you. gay bitch.

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havanillas · 2 months

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Aventurine that isn't putting on a show is actually killing me I'm dead on the floor I know it's supposed to be a personality swap but maybe in a world where he wasn't seen as a commodity he would act this way,,, explodes

i do think even without taking the AU into account kakavasha is a pretty mellow person when he's not wearing his confident fancy guy persona

that side of him paired with a slightly different backstory that no longer requires him to wear that persona probably means he knows how to endorse in his "weak sides", like showing genuine care in someone else or accepting when he's tired

Link to rest of the series

#ratiorine roleswap au #aventurine #dr kakavasha would angst significantly less about his gay tension with ratio because he would have a much easier time accepting it #gambler ratio on other hand... oh he's going through things

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thatonedudeinthecorner · 4 months

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Happy pride month to these two specifically I can’t believe that Merthur is real

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malcontentonline · 3 months

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#my art #might guy #kakashi hatake #obito uchiha #blame the insomnia for this #he can't make a decision without his shoulder rivals #he can't make a decision with them either #naruto fanart #oh #i also forgot to add #Gai's suggestion comes from the actual first thing he did as Hokage in the spin-off #maito gai

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penroseparticle · 2 years

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Just fyi the sonic subreddit has been having a very... fun past couple days

#the idea of telling sonic fans to stop being so gay is so fucking funny to me #like you know that 90% of them are furries right?#do you know the significant demographic overlaps there?#do you know anything?#oh you don't? Oh ok sorry my bad for assuming #anyways kudos to their mod team #1k notes #10k notes

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thepoisonroom · 3 months

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NOTICEABLE positive change in the utilities company lady's mood once she found out i had a girlfriend

#oh to be clocked by other gay people who also do customer service #personal nonsense #she said a very loud and please OH

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shiftythrifting · 6 months

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wanted this more than anything in the world but alas it was $650

#submission #shiftythrifting #thrifting #from portland btw #seeing it was an unparalleled experience. but $650 is absolutely insaneeeeee #oh if I was absurdly wealthy….she’d be with me now #gay oils #signs #we love the gay oils here #or

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catsharky · 1 year

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Presenting: King Sidon, his wife Queen Yona and his boyfriend Link.

Yona is very supportive of everything except Sidon forgetting his ceremony cues.

(I had an atrocious week and TotK has been coming in clutch for keeping me sane.)

#totk spoilers #loz totk #sidlink #link x sidon #totk yona #totk link #totk sidon #tears of the kingdom #I love Yona I adore her design oh my god #If I were to create a Zelda-sona it'd basically just be her with different clothes so I'm contractually obligated to love her #But Nintendo trying to give Sidon a case of the not-gays with her is hilarious #The man greets his fiancée like a coworker and then turns around to explode with adoration over Link in the same breath #This is either a Lavender Marriage or a case of 'every royal Zora finds Link irresistible'. I like both but prefer the former #Like. Yona meets Zelda once things are settled and gets all flustered and tongue tied #and neither Sidon or Link have any idea what's going on because they share 1 braincell #which is used exclusively for fighting really good #sharky art #zelda comic

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dawnatlas · 7 months

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neil "i stopped paying attention 20 minutes ago im just happy to be with my family" josten (with one notable exception)

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year

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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing!#the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london!#oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!!#this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

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