#NOT in the safehouse

[froopa-coopa]

in the safehouse

[cepheusgalaxy]

I...I can't resist it *inserts high-stakes plot into the ein bbu au*

[auspicioustidings]

Being a ghost trying to haunt the 141 would be fucking EXHUASTING.

Price considers anyone on base as one of his, so quite frankly being a ghost doesn't exempt you from following orders. If you're going to haunt the place he is going to be hollaring commands at you. He knows you can move things, so better get to organising the storage room.

Ghost is scarier than you, he knows he is scarier than you, he finds any attempt by you to be scary pathetic and sad.

Gaz simply does not believe in ghosts. You can go full poltergeist and he is commenting on how that was some breeze that blew through and continuing about his day with absolutely no worries whatsoever.

Soap would really like to fuck a ghost. Like he would really, really like it. He is incredibly graphic about it. Anything you do to try scare him leaves cold spots which he walks through and immediately gets hard over.

[pillowspace]

Massive fan of when people draw S4 Jon as the prettiest man to have ever walked the Earth

[dekuboya]

Local eldritch husband afraid of adorable highland cow (not clickbait)

[occudo]

Safehouse sketches

I wanted to make this post more clean, and I thought, didn't I make a similar spread already? Lo and behold, I did. In May. And now, without looking, I drew almost the same stuff. What is it like to have long-term memory? Anyway, I hope you like more cake

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Witness Protection

There’s a dead guy in the alley and it’s not Danny. 

Ok, technically there are two dead guys in the alley but honestly, Danny feels like they’re way past semantics.

Because, once again, there is a dead man in the alley. 

Danny is fairly sure the guy’s been murdered. The bloody mess that is the guy's chest is a pretty good indicator, but the bloody knife that's still stuck in the guy’s guts is really what makes it for the teen.

Danny might be freaking out a little bit. Because, while he is used to dead people, they’re never this newly deceased, or for that matter, this gruesomely murdered.

Before his breath can quicken too much, Danny makes himself take a deep breath. 

Say what you want about Danny, but he hasn’t spent his high-school career moonlighting as a teenage vigilante without learning a thing or two about staving off a panic attack. Feeling more calm, Danny focuses back on the issue at hand.

I should call the police, says something in the back of his head that sounds like Jazz.

If I call in the murder I’ll be on the suspect list, retorts some other part of his brain he’s choosing to call the Sam part.

No advice from an imaginary Tuck though. Even in his own mind he can’t imagine a Tucker that hasn’t already passed out cold at the sight of a dead guy. 

Which, fair. Danny is kinda considering the option, as he’s feeling a little faint himself. It is way past time he got out of here. At least he's figured out just how to do it.

Anonymous tips are a wonderful thing, made all the more wonderful by the presence of payphones in Gotham.Danny is officially handing this off to the proper authorities.

Boy is he glad he doesn’t have to be involved anymore.

A few streets over, a hooded figure rounds a corner, their breath coming fast  as they clench their bloody fists agitadely. There wasn’t supposed to be anyone there, and yet. This is an unexpected setback.

The hooded figure leans back against the alley wall to catch their breath. Nothing to do about it but fix it. And as these things go, this is an easy mistake to fix. The face of the black-haired blue-eyed hurdle floats to the front of their mind. 

It should be child’s play.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 122

“Have you met Seal Hood?” 

Dick paused almost mid-jump, having apparently turned to the wrong channel but also changed to the perfect one too. At least, perfect in the fact that he had just overheard an interesting thing from Jason, apparently forgetting that his comm was in fact on still. 

Damian must have answered, because Jason snorted a laugh. “You can try getting him to leave, he’s taken over my bathtub and keeps eating all my food.” 

Hold up, was- Dick had thought Jason was talking about a plush or something, but was he talking about a literal living animal seal??

“I’ll have you know I’m not going to make a poor little baby seal leave, and I’m not putting him in a zoo, brat.” 

Oh Gotham, it was a real living animal seal. Dick about faced, rushing towards Jason’s safehouse. How did he get a seal? Why was it in his bathtub?? Why hadn’t he called the proper people for this sort of thing?! He had to get to the safehouse now to see this shit.

Baby Seal Danny <3

[mossiistars]

for jonmartin week 2024 (@jonmartinweek)- prompt: first kiss

I told myself I was just gonna doodle something simple,,,,BOOM four page comic

[mikothemushroom]

They’re so :((

[halfghostwriter]

“… so basically just about everyone in my life has tried to kill me at least once, it’s kinda become my go-to way of making friends, just striking up a conversation with anyone who shoots me. It’s worked with just about all of the rogues in my hometown, including my clone-turned-sister who I had brunch with just last week. Even my parents used to shoot at me, but that was only for like a year or so and in their defense they didn’t actually know it was me, haha. It’s kinda funny, the only person who ever managed to actually kill me was a friend of mine who didn’t technically kill me the first time, and then only did it a second time to fix some rewritten timeline stuff, and I still dated her for a while after that. Oh, speaking of dating, my first girlfriend tried to kill me WHILE we were dating, but again, in her defense, she didn’t know it was me haha. But yeah, that’s kinda why I kept talking to that guy while he was pummeling me, just a bit of a pattern I’ve wound up developing. Anyway, what was the question again?”

“… How did you get in my safe house, and do you need medical attention.”

“Oh! I crashed through the window, and probably. Also, I’m gonna pass out.”

And then Danny passed out.

[grrlboy-vamp1re]

Fabric rustles doodle :3

I didn’t use a reference and I can’t tell if Jon’s head looks weird but I’m posting anyway cuz it’s cute

[violent138]

I think that Jason's insistent on having no relation to the Bats as much as he can as a crime boss, and he enjoys refusing all normal attempts to communicate, so Dick and him have had to stage fights while conveying information in Tamaranean, mid throwing tables, chairs, escrima sticks, half a kitchen sink, one hapless goon's phone, and everything else at each other.

[acheykai]

Dreaming of some Good Cows

[drinker-of-paint]

You ever only had one contact lens in? It's a bit like that, but ✨metaphysically✨

Basically, my headcannon that being an Eye avatar doesn't fix your eyesight per se, but it does helpfully let you know what whatever you see would look like if you had 20/20 vision.

So basically you get the visual image of fuzzy blobs and the mental image of the high def version at the same time.

[dekuboya]

Jon absolutely not beating the spooky town witch allegations 😏