#Nut Allergy Test

[raineandsky]

#118

“What’s, uh,” the villain starts slowly, “what’s in your sandwich?”

The hero spares them no more than a passing glance. “Aw, you hungry? They don’t feed you guys in your little evil hideout?”

“I feed myself just fine.” The villain eyes the sandwich in the other’s hand nervously, their wrists rolling against their handcuffs. “What’s in it?”

“Peanut butter and jelly, if you must know.”

The villain’s eyes widen ever-so-slightly, their chair grating as it slides back as far as it’ll go. The desk jolts with the force with which they pull back.

“What?” the hero asks bluntly.

“I’m allergic.”

The hero’s gaze turns down to their, frankly delicious, sandwich. “To PBJs?”

“To peanuts, you moron!”

“Oh.” Another bite. “Huh.” A thoughtful chew, staring off into the distance. “How bad?”

“If I so much as look at a peanut, I will keel over.”

There’s a moment of silence, in which the villain seems to deflate slightly. “That’s probably dangerous information to give you,” they add quietly.

“Probably.” The hero hasn’t moved, despite their desk and their caught criminal being halfway to escaping them. “Will something happen if I touch you with my peanut hands?”

“Do not,” the villain snaps lowly, “even think about it.”

The hero smirks. “Why not?”

“I’ll tear your goddamn arms off.”

“If you can do that whilst cuffed, I’ll be impressed.”

The villain glares. The hero shrugs and shoves the last bit in their mouth. “I’m not trying to be mean, anyway,” they continue past their hunk of bread. “I’m asking so I can not kill you.”

“Debatable.”

The hero gets to their feet and the villain reels back like they’re about to explode. “I’ll wash my hands first, okay?” the hero offers.

The hero is, by definition, a decent human being. They return two minutes later with clean, wet hands, to a desk moved half an inch to the right and no villain. 

“Ah, shit,” is all the hero can be bothered to say. They never liked big chases on a full stomach.

[wizardnuke]

just really funny to be 1) borderline severely underweight because of ongoing stomach issues and 2) watch a list of safe foods drastically shorten. getting more tests to see if it's gonna shorten even further. it IS really good to have answers! it's a huge step towards not having stomachaches and once i pinpoint everything that fucks me up i can start not being in pain and gaining weight but like MAN it has to be all my favorite foods and it has to be a syndrome that has a chance of getting much worse over time depending on if i get another tick bite. which i will. and it can skip directly from stomachaches to anaphylaxis

[toytulini]

idk. picky eater rights. im coming to your events and turning my picky bitch nose up at your fancy ass desserts you spent a bajillion hours working over in the kitchen and asking if i can find like a basic ass brownie with no extra flairs or ingredients or steps or whatever the fuck. cry about it. stop trying to feed me

[mitchmarner]

mitch marner daniel ricciardo

🤝

being infuriatingly beautiful athletes with bumpy noses and brown hair who have amazing smiles and their only purpose in life is to make other people laugh at their terrible jokes and also i’m inexplicably attracted to them despite being a lesbian

[earmo-imni]

I think I may have developed an allergy to pecans :(

[lost-spells]

What if

And hear me out

My characters were meant to be part of a game and that's why I keep hitting a wall

[nimbusmist]

Ty to the person at the drive thru who gave me 5 chicken strips instead of 3

[moonlightpirate]

I need to learn to read labels and take my allergy seriously xD definitely not me going wow I've been experiencing a lot of allergy like symptoms can't really figure out why.....well the fact that my multivitamin contains tree nuts (coconut so like maybe not the issue) but is also processed in a facility with tree nuts......

[aquaticaberration]

Everyday I wake up wondering if today I will learn I have a new allergy the hard way again

[swallow-wind]

Does anyone know any good gluten-free recipes that don't have nuts, seeds, oats, casein, or soy in them?

[evisceratedplague]

50 excuses for not eating

1. You’re not hungry

2. You don’t like that certain food

3. You ate a big breakfast and are still full.

4. You’re allergic to that food

5. You ate earlier

6. You have a sore throat

7. You’re vegetarian/vegan

8. You’re saving your hunger for a big family dinner

9. You have tooth ache

10. You have stomach cramps

11. You feel sick

12. You have a stomach ache

13. You’ll eat something later

14. You have a mouth ulcer

15. You bit your tongue and it hurts too much to eat

16. You’ll eat when you get home

17. You’ll eat when you get hungry

18. You don’t have any money to buy anything

19. Invent an illness where it hurts when you eat but when you don’t it’s fine

20. You don’t feel like eating right now

21. You just ate something

22. If you have braces say you just got them tightened and they hurt

23. You’re still full from lunch

24. You have a nut allergy

25. You don’t like that food unless it has a particular sauce/dip/dressing that isn’t there

26. You’re craving one particular food which you’ll have later

27. You ate too much earlier

29. You ate all your food and have none left

30. You can’t be bothered right now

31. You’re fasting for religious reasons

32. You ate with someone else

33. You need to finish your homework

34. You need to finish studying

35. You’re busy doing something ‘important’

36. You have an intolerance to a kind of food

37. You want to go for a run later and don’t want a full stomach

38. You forgot your lunch

39. You forgot to bring a snack with you

40. You overate earlier

41. There was a bake sale earlier and you’re stuffed

42. You’re going out to eat later

43. You ate out earlier

44. Your doctor put you on a special diet

45. Your dietitian put you on a special diet

46. You’re fasting because you have a fasting blood test soon

47. You don’t want anything right now

48. You’re taking part in a famine

49. You don’t have time to eat

50. Nothing looks appealing

[libraford]

Legit, the more you talk about how hard it is to get people to just... let you do your job as a photographer, the more I think this is why the stereotype of photographers in movies is Like That. Of course they're yelling at everyone and bossing everyone around and acting like total divas! That is probably the ONLY way to get people to get the heck out of your shot! Yes I ONLY want Evian water at exactly 74 degrees Fahrenheit and I also want for you to LET ME TEST MY LIGHTS BEFORE THE SHOOT, KAREN!

The reason why the Evian water has to be 74F exactly is because if you hired me and I put the exact degree and brand of water in the contract, that means you also read the part of the contract that said 'producer agrees to keep the stage clear' and 'producer agrees to provide power source nearby the stage, free of trip hazards.' If I put a weird request in my contract and it is not met, that's an indication that you did not read the contract or that you did not relay the contract specifications to your crew.

So let's say that food is provided and I have a nut allergy and I request that the food be verifiably nut-free with no cross contamination. I might suggest that the services table be dressed with a single white carnation. I see a white carnation- I am less suspicious of the food. I do not see a white carnation- I am suspicious of the food.

Rock stars do this, especially if they have stage specifications for suspension wires and pyrotechnics. If you read the part about the green M&Ms, you read the part about the safety protocols.

The part of me that wants to have consistent work is says 'bend over backwards for them and do everything you can to make sure no one is displeased with your work.' The part of me that wants to stay alive says 'demand that there be a power source that does not put my extension cord straight onto a wet floor and be an entire bitch about it.'

[phuuca]

Do you have any Jackbek headcanons that you feel like sharing? 👀 I've been loving your drawings and I'm so curious about this ship

I have. Too many.

Let’s first crack a cold one for Yall because she got me into this ship and has to hear my insanity (we’re both insane).

This is so long. I apologize ahead of time.

Sebek fell first, but Jack fell harder.

Jack is very private in his affections, meanwhile Sebek is very…openly affectionate.

Sebek like draping himself over Jack and just basking in his warmth because Jack runs very hot.

Jack like leaning on Sebek bc the Nocturnal Fae is always ice cold and it’s very refreshing.

They hold hands for thermodynamic equilibrium 🫶

They prefer to quality time and be affectionate with their bodies (cuddling, nuzzling, wrestling, wrap their tails together, etc.) instead of kiss because their fangs get in the way.

They do, sometimes, affectionately nip each other. In the same way over affectionate puppies do.

Sebek also starts making "happy laser noises" when he sees Jack, and ALL the freshmen (affectionately) make fun of him for it.

Sebek smells like salt water and lightning, which mixes wonderfully with Jack bc he smells like freshly, fallen snow and pine.

(Diasomnia is pissed Sebek's scent mixes better with Jack's than theirs ever will)

Sebek loves to run his hands through Jack's furry ears and tail. He especially likes to make his tail wag whenever he can because he likes knowing he made someone that happy

Jack likes braiding Sebek's hair to preserve his curls.

I draw Jack with freckles. So when Jack and Sebek officially become a couple, Jack is like "We Match!" when Sebek starts to show more of his crocodile scales.

I also HC Jack to have the same food allergies as dogs and wolves (deathly allergic to chocolate and avocados; caffeine and macadamia nuts cause stomach issues and vomiting) and Sebek does "poison tests" to make sure they're safe to eat.

[myetherealexistence]

List of excuses

Not mine, found on WordPress but i found It rly helpful and thought I'd share <3333

You’re not hungry

You don’t like that certain food

You ate a big breakfast and are still full.

You’re allergic to that food

You ate earlier

You have a sore throat

You’re vegetarian/vegan

You’re saving your hunger for a big family dinner

You have tooth ache

You have stomach cramps

You feel sick

You have a stomach ache

You’ll eat something later

You have a mouth ulcer

You bit your tongue and it hurts too much to eat

You’ll eat when you get home

You’ll eat when you get hungry

You don’t have any money to buy anything

Invent an illness where it hurts when you eat but when you don’t it’s fine

You don’t feel like eating right now

You just ate something

If you have braces say you just got them tightened and they hurt

You’re still full from lunch

You have a nut allergy

You don’t like that food unless it has a particular sauce/dip/dressing that isn’t there

You’re craving one particular food which you’ll have later

You ate too much earlier

You ate all your food and have none left

You can’t be bothered right now

You’re fasting for religious reasons

You ate with someone else

You need to finish your homework

You need to finish studying

You’re busy doing something ‘important’

You have an intolerance to a kind of food

You want to go for a run later and don’t want a full stomach

You forgot your lunch

You forgot to bring a snack with you

You overate earlier

There was a bake sale earlier and you’re stuffed

You’re going out to eat later

You ate out earlier

Your doctor put you on a special diet

Your dietitian put you on a special diet

You’re fasting because you have a fasting blood test soon

You don’t want anything right now

You’re taking part in a famine

You don’t have time to eat

Nothing looks appealing

[oneforthemunny]

janitor eddie; cotton candy; fluff

"Ah, no way." Eddie grinned, turning the small bag over in his hand.

You looked up from the other side of the classroom, bin full of bagged popcorn cradled to your hip. It was late Thursday afternoon, the two of you staying to prep your classroom for tomorrow. Fun Friday after a week of testing, and you wanted it to be special. A movie day. Eddie had already set up the projector in the back, loaded the first movie in for you.

"What?" You hummed, straightening the little bag of popcorn on the desk, moving down the row to the next.

"You got them cotton candy?" Eddie grinned.

You shrugged. "Yeah, I wanted to get a variety, something without nuts because one has an allergy."

Eddie beamed, lips curling in a grin. "That's sweet." He hummed. "I used to love cotton candy. Haven't had it in years."

"Really?" You looked at him, head tilting slightly.

Eddie nodded. "Yeah. It was my favorite."

"Blue or pink?" You asked, placing another bag down, moving into the row closer to him.

"Blue, duh." Eddie snorted. "The best flavor." He held up a bag of blue cotton candy for emphasis.

"Right." You grinned. "I was more of a pink fan-"

"-Oh! Of course you were." Eddie laughed, putting the bag down, moving through the rows like you were, placing one at each desk.

The next morning, when Eddie was still groggy with sleep, moving a little slower as he pushed the big broom brush through the hallways, he went back to his small janitor's closet. Sitting next to his lunch pail, a small bag of blue cotton candy. A tiny note attached:

'The best flavor for the best guy in the whole world. Love you!'

[rarepears]

Depends on the allergy as well.

Kiwi makes my tongue sting and swell,

Chocolate (especially dark) makes me sneeze, and YES that counts as an allergy weirdly.

I'm allergic to animals, mostly to dogs and birds with swelling of my eyes and itchiness usually around the eyes, (i seeketh the help of modern knowledge, for cats are my life and i FUCKING WANT ONE-), horses are deadly to me because they cause a tightening of my breathing pathway to lungs thingy.

A relative of mine is deadly allergic to seafood except for like seaweed,

Another has a tiny allergy to a certain nut,

Then there is my older brother who has a deadly allergy.

Then there is pear, apple, fruits, nuts, meats, oh look at that WHEAT, dairy products-

The list goes on. But different severity is expected in multiple allergies.

I was allergic to chocolate until I hit elementary school where my reactions got less and less severe until it completely went away (and thank goodness!) I had a lot of allergies that suddenly appeared in my teen years and went away away when I finally hit my 20s.

Oh! Even funnier is that my sister is allergic to seafood and her only symptom is that she hates the taste. Nothing else. She got allergy testing for other allergens and it was determined she was just on the borderline enough to count as being allergic to seafood.

Bodies are so weird.