Lily: Does anyone know why James and Regulus are sitting back to back holding hands?
Barty: They got in a pretty bad fight, Reg is mad at Potter.
Lily: Okay but why the hand holding then?
Remus: James got scared that Regulus doesn't love him anymore, so that's their solution until they calm down.
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*regulus finally tells evan about his crush on a particular gryffindor*
evan: so is it lupin?
regulus: no……i like james.
evan: …….potter….? he’s kinda fucking dumb, don’t you think?
regulus: he’s not d- listen, he’s hard to read. he’s mysterious.
evan: i don’t think he can read.
regulus: you never know what’s going on inside his head!
evan: i don’t even think he knows what’s going on inside his head…
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First public spice piece for these two. Inspired by Boot Scootin’ Baby on Ao3, by cancerravenclaw. If you’ve not read it yet please take yourself into a quiet room and begin.
Tamer ones to come on my IG.
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Today's @wolfstarmicrofic prompt is betrothed!
(145 words.)
Remus notices the nickname evolution. The stupid words Sirius attaches to Remus that make the boy smile and roll his eyes, pretending there isn't a blush spreading across his cheeks.
"Moony, my moonshine, want to go to Hogsmeade?"
"Rem, darling, when's the potions test?"
"Remus, my beloved, my one and only, what's the name of that muggle device again? The one that spins and heats stuff up?"
"Moons, my complete and utter ray of light, could I borrow a book?"
Until one day it changes.
"Moony, my betrothed..."
Remus snorts a laugh, eyes still on his food.
"We're not exactly engaged, love, you'd have to ask first-" He glances up and freezes. Sirius is on one knee in front of him, a soft, nervous smile on his face, holding out a blue velvet ring box.
"Okay, sorry, I'll try that again. Moony, my soon-to-be betrothed?"
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I am currently experiencing a Marauders renaissance, send help.
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“The map stopped working after they all died”
Remus Lupin did not spend that much time on the map for it to just stop working.
James Potter would want it to be passed down from generation to generation of pranksters.
Sirius Black needs to keep the drama queen in himself alive.
Peter Pettigrew would not understand the reasoning.
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Ok but think “but daddy I love him” as Regulus singing “but Siri I love him” talking about James. Trans Reggie saying “I’m having his baby” and Sirius freaking the fuck out and Regulus just saying “no I’m not but you should see your faces”
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me: I am immune to smut, nothing can shock me anymore
***remus bottoms***
me: I am SCANDALIZED
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