#Rudy cod

[codnasties]

hi im literally obsessed w your accout you literally dont have a single bad post mwah

may i request a p!link for ale n rudy, something with double penetration (v and anal) maybe??? ur so cool ty mwahhh

- 👻

dp w/alejandro and rudy 🤠🦌 (🌽 link)

alejandro and rudy? my favourite duo. these two have known each other for ages, friends since they were kids. grew together on the same streets and joined the military together. just fully fledged complicity.

so no one can convince me they haven't shared a partner before. and it shows. and you may ask how. it's all in the rhythm. they have the perfect tempo down. and when they tell you and you don't believe it, they might as well just show you.

sandwiched between their strong bodies, your chest pressed against rudy's as you straddle his lap, his cock snuggly inside of you as alejandro pours some lube onto your plucked hole before pushing himself in.

and once they are both inside of you, taking both of your holes - a tight fit, may i say - they start thrusting. perfectly synchronised thrusts, the two of them pulling out and plunging back in at the perfect time, stretching you nicely. the contrast between being completely full and empty, making you extra sensitive.

oh, and may i add, they for sure leave you dripping cum from both your pussy and your ass

[yooo-lets-go]

Roach in Las Almas what will he do

[clancycatears]

NSFW ALPHABET (Rudy ver.)

rudy masterlist - nsfw alphabet template

rudy’s version of the nsfw alphabet! where we go through a multitude of sex topics from a-z to determine what a character is like in bed. :)

cw: MDNI (18+), google translated spanish, written with m!, f!, and gn!reader in mind, aftercare, pet names (in spanish), praise, FINALLY a whimperer (thank the gods), yes rudy is a switch leaning service!bottom.

a/n: dare i say rudy is also underrated? i dunno, poor dude doesn't get enough screen time, but he has his fans!!! shoutout to the five other rudy fans btw. got some ideas from this post by @madlittlecriminal! i also changed d from dirty secret to dirty talk. because dirty talk is awesome.

; 2.1k words.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Rudy is great at aftercare when he tops! Easing you down onto something soft, getting you a drink to refresh yourself, and flicking something onto the telly while he gets you a fresh pair of clothes.

When bottoming, he’s pretty groggy. Poor guy let you use him, and he’s tired!!! He’d sit there as he regains his breath, careful not to get anything on the sheets before pushing up to get a towel. But it’d be so mean of you not to get it for him, would it?

A nice little wipe to each other’s inner thighs and extremities, an interesting show to catch up on, and the blankets tucked closely, are how nights always go with Rudy.

B = Body Part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part of his are his thighs. Dude never skipped leg day. Those thighs? Thick with pure muscle. Produces the perfect rhythmic noise with every slap of your skin against his. Those things could suffocate you if you made him lose too much control while going down on him.

His favorite body part of yours would have to be your thighs and hips (bordering on your ass, too). With how often he’d rather you ride him, he’s grown accustomed to know which places to hold make you make more noise—squeezing your ass to guide you, rubbing your thighs when you grind down, and holding your waist to keep you steady.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Wherever you want him to cum, he’s cumming like it’s an order. You want it inside? He’s got you, bebé. On your thighs or your tummy? Perfect, gives him a lovely view—so gladly! On himself? Now, maybe then you’ll get a whine of protest, but anything for you. (bebé = baby)

D = Dirty Talk (are they mean? are they sweet? how do they talk to you while doing the do?)

More of a sweet talker, especially while his big brown eyes are staring at you with adoration while you ride him. More swapping between English and Spanish because DEAR LORD!!! That’s hot.

“You’re takin’ me so well, mi amor—mierda.” (mi amor—mierda = my love—fuck)

“Yeahhh, that’s it. Jesus—takin’ my cock so beautifully.”

“Please, azúcar—need to cum so bad.” (azúcar = sugar)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Decent amount of bodies, probably enough for two hands (8-9), ‘cause I don’t see him living a life of hookups, y’know?

He’s done it enough times to experiment with a lot. He’s selective with partners, usually going for people who are down to learn from his own experience, and to learn new things about each other together.

F = Favorite Position (this goes without saying)

Given Rudy switches whenever you want him to (we love a submissive man), he'd be perfectly satisfied with positions where you're on top.

Cowgirl is a must. Perfect view of you taking him so blissfully as he gets an eyeful of your body. He'd be very grabby, holding your hips, sliding his hands up your torso, and giving your thighs squeezes with every ricochet of your skin against his. Literally heaven.

The lotus, because it's similar to the cowgirl, except it's upright, and he can get an even better view of you up close. Like this, though, he can get a handful of your ass and guide your movements. He'd be leaning close and stuffing his face into your neck, kissing and licking your sweaty skin.

However, when he does top, he's going for the classic missionary. Except, like the dog he is, he's folding you in half as he takes you, looking at your pretty face as it contorts with bliss with every drag of his hips.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

I'd say equally silly and serious. Dude could quip just a little before actually getting his way with you. Or he could top you, try and act a lil' dominant, but once he's bottoming out, his chuckle is breaking into a low moan.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Literally bare. Shaves, like, probably the most often out of everyone in my opinion. You wouldn't find a bush at all down there, maybe a tiny bit of hair growing back once and a while—but you'll find it gone the next day. Super hygienic, too. Constantly shaving the moment he finds a stubble growing on his chin.

That does NOT mean he cares about your bush, though. You could have a whole jungle down there, and he wouldn't bat an eye. He'd explore that thing for the prize hidden inside (your pussy/cock).

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Quite the gentle giant when it comes to him topping or bottoming. His caress would be gentle, his words a whisper or a small groan, his eyes hazy with ecstasy, all while his focus is solely on you. If he's taking you from the back, he's leaning forward to kiss your skin delicately, squeezing the plush of your flesh gently, and showing you how much he loves you through words and actions.

J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)

Rudy jacks off a decent amount of times I’d say, maybe like a few times a week? He’d always do it with his eyes closed, too, imagining it was you bouncing on top of him, encased in the warmth of your cavern instead of his own palm. Leaves him buzzing, longing to see you again soon.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Rudy, admittedly, isn't the kinkiest guy when it comes to him topping. When he's bottoming, though? Oh, boy.

First of all, impact play. You could slap him across the face, and he'd break into a smile. Something about the sting makes his dick twitch between his legs. BUT! He prefers impact from your hands alone, no whips or ropes, nothing. Skin-to-skin contact is even more arousing to him.

YOU giving HIM orgasm denial. Poor dude would be a whimpering mess under you, trying so, so hard to be good and stay still, but he can't help but wiggle and beg to come inside of you. He let you use him enough already! "P-Por favor, amor—" he'd choke out, "I'm sorry, I can't hold it in anymore, please." (por favor, amor = please, love)

Praise. Oh, how this man loves to be told he's good at what he's doing. "Oh, fuck—so full—" What was that? Now he's blushing ear to ear, dick twitching inside your hole. What the fuck??? Now he's on the verge of cumming from a moan leaving your lips. Hmm, maybe a little "good boy" into his lips will have his brain malfunctioning.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The classic bedroom, of course. Great spot to be intimate, as loud as possible, and get dressed and cleaned up easily once the deed is done.

He wouldn’t mind the couch or the shower either, though. More easy cleanup with the shower, and while a little cramped with the couch, he still enjoys boxing you in if he tops.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Kissing. Lots of it. And anywhere, too. It could be his neck, his scalp, his hands, his cheeks, his lips, everywhere. He's all yours the moment your lips touch his skin.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nothing that could hurt you. Sure, he likes getting slapped once in a while, but he’d never want to lay his hands on you. Of course, if you both communicate about it properly, then maybe!

Overstimulating YOU. He couldn’t care less about getting overstimulated himself, but if he notices you’re too fucked out or trembling a little too much, he’s stopping.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Equally gives and receives, but leans more towards giving. Even if he’s letting you use him, he wants to get you all nice n’ prepped for him, giving you calculated laps of his tongue and drags of his fingertips.

When receiving, he can be a sobbing mess. Panting and mewling while holding your hair back. Can’t have his precious amor get all messy because of him, can he? He cums way too fast when receiving, though, so he’ll be pleading with you to slow down. (amor = love)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Rudy always goes at your pace, though when he's in charge, he's slow and sensual about it. He's never been the rough sex kind of guy, preferring intimate, romantic sex rather than something messy and rushed.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not the biggest quickie guy, but if you approached him and asked for one? Sure, cariño, he’s doing it just for you! Whether he’s on top or bottom, your pleasure always comes first. (cariño = darling)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Rudy loves to experiment! If you bring up something new you want to try, he’s doing it either right then, or another time when you’re both in the heat of the moment.

Not a public sex guy, though. That type of risk isn’t for him, especially since he’s very bashful about his more submissive side. He likes to keep it between the two of you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Two rounds max, period. And honestly? Nothing more, nothing less. After a round, he's letting you both take a breather, reminding you that need rest before going again (and admittedly, he'd be a lil' sore and need that break, too).

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

A fleshlight or two, and a cock ring. The fleshlights he uses on himself, but the cock rings? Oh, how his legs tremble when you use them on him. You’d be mean, too, telling him to keep his hands to himself as you work the toy over his base, making him squirm and whimper for release.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Rudy doesn't tease; he'd rather have you tease him. Running your hands up his thighs to excite him, whispering all the dirty things you want to do to him to make his pupils dilate. Hell, even edging him while he pleads to be inside you is just SOOO satisfying.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

WHIMPERER!!! WHIMPERER!!! WHIMPERER!!! This man literally whines and cries like a hungry dog, clawing at your thighs as you ride him, using him to your liking. Whimpering, moaning, grunting, the whole package. Dude would even be on the brink of tears some nights, crying just because you feel too good.

W = Wildcard (a random headcanon for the character)

SFW headcanon—Quality time and physical touch are his love languages. Even split. Rubbing your shoulders while cooking dinner (maybe sneak a little dance in there) with you is his favorite activity.

NSFW headcanon—Not really NSFW, but this dude is a human furnace. Not like others, oh no, his body is on fire with every session. Like sometimes, he’ll have to sleep without the bedsheets covering him. Poor guy, better put that fan on or turn up the air conditioning.

Rudy switches, but honestly leans more towards service!bottom than service!top. This man loves to be handled and told what to do, while also giving you all of the pleasure you deserve.

Oh, and ass vs. tits? Hard choice, but probably leaning more towards your tits with how often he sees them when you're topping. He doesn't touch them much, though. He'd rather look and observe.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Slightly above average dick size, nice n’ skinny, definition of a perfect cock. I’d say 6.2in (15.75cm) when hard, and 2.9in (7.37cm) when flaccid. A little thicker by the base, though not by a lot. Circumcised.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Honestly? Not insanely high. He yearns, yes, but not as often as others usually. But it’s not too low, either! If you express you want him, with a small press to his clothed crotch, you’re feeling a hard outline in seconds.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Rudy usually falls asleep before you do, but not without giving you the proper aftercare you need if he topped you. If he bottomed instead, he's passing out the moment you get your hands on him get him comfortable.

Once you’re both clean, hydrated, and have had a little treat before cuddling together, he’ll fall asleep with you wrapped in his arms.

Occasionally, he’ll stay awake and mumble incoherently into your hair. Whispering sweet little praise to you as you drift.

TABLE OF CONTENTS: ALEJANDRO // ALEX // FARAH // GAZ // GHOST // LASWELL // NIKOLAI // PRICE // RUDY // SOAP // VALERIA

© clancycatears 2025. do not copy, steal, translate, or feed my works to ai.

[arrozcontomate]

Continuation of the profiles! We got four more buddies to complete the gang!

Mom Laswell, gay uncles Alerudy and the crazy jail aunt Valeria!

Here's everyone togheter (also I fixed Price Up becouse he was looking lowkey weird...)

Who's Next in line???

...bye 😳

[mactavishenjoyer]

Soap:"God, I hate Brits."

Alejandro:"aren't you British?"

Soap:

Soap:"I like you Alejandro. So I'm going to count to 10 and after that I am going to tear you apart limb by limb in front of your husband."

Alejandro:"i-"

Rudy:"Al, run."

[sillycillcillycill]

Sargeant Major Rodolfo Parra commanding orders to the vaqueros with a ferm and strong tone of voice. Every order being sharp and precise, leaving no room for arguments. Professional. Brash. Strict.

Colonel Alejandro Vargas having to lock himself in his office to relieve himself because the way Rudy sounds when barking orders is almost similar to when he gets pinned down in their bedroom, or a closet, or anywhere. The same low, authoritative voice that leaves him weak in the knees and has his pants a bit too tight for his liking

[imtjerry]

Watch this scene again and I'm still giggling about the doodles

[gothghostiie]

telling cod characters "use your words"

pt 2 of this (141)

characters: Alejandro, Rodolfo, Valeria, Graves, König, Nikto

cw: dom!reader, brat!reader, slapping, bondage/gagging, manhandling, edging/denial, switch!rudy, hints of loser!könig maybe, gn!reader

Alejandro straight up laughs at you when you tell him to use his words. stops his hand when you take a hold of him, stares at you for about 5 seconds before breaking into laughter, grabbing your face and squishing your cheeks together gently. "you think you can tell me what to do, mi amor? you're fucking adorable." before you can even think to answer you get pinned to the bed; he'll make sure you won't be saying any words when he's done with you later.

Rodolfo depends on his mood. if he's feeling more dominant he chuckles, kissing to your ear while his hand trails between your legs, whispering every detail of what he want to do to you. if hes feeling more subby tho, he looks up from where he was kissing, cheeks hot as he stammers a bit. "por favor.. solo déjame hacerte sentir bien.." he pleads softly, a soft whine escaping his lips when you pull him up by his hair, eyes lidded and pleading while his fingers dig into your soft skin,

valeria? dont even fucking try. she doesnt take kindly to brats (even though she loves breaking them). her fingers caress your thigh higher until you stop her, telling her to use her words. she stops in her tracks, that look in her eyes that you know too well. "say that again pequeño.." she hums lowly, if you actually do? before the last word even leaves your mouth you have her hand leave a burning sting on your cheek. "again?"

Graves is a bastard. he tries to get frisky with you, but you stop him and tell him to use his words. he stares before chuckling. "let me show you, yea?" soon enough you find yourself tied up, ball gag in your mouth and his hands and lips all over your sex. he's working relentlessly, abusing all of your good spots until you almost cum - then stopping. you buck and whine, he grins. "what, you want something? use your words, baby." you try to babble against the gag, but the cocky smile on his face tells you that you're in for a long night.

König gets absolutely flustered when you tell him to use his words. "what?" he fumbles and blinks, you chuckle at his embarrassment from being put on the spot like that. gets frustrated at his inability to do it, to talk dirty to you, your laughing making it worse even if it's without malice. eyes darken a bit when he decides to just take what he wants, pinning you down and bullying his cock into your poor hole until you apologise :[

Nikto doesn't make a move like that on you often, he usually outright asks if he wants something from you. but when he does, you decide to be a little bratty, grinning up at him as you tell him to use his words, putting a hand on his chest to push him off slight. he stares you down, expression unreadable before he finally reacts. grabs your jaw in a tight but gentle grip, leaning in close, all while keeping eye contact. "don't fuck around, pretty. you might hear things you don't want to."

[callsignmarz]

Texting the COD Men

POV : They’re jealous

MDNI | 18+ | NSFW

[k6tzie]

Hiii!! I couldn't find and Rudy p-links anywhere, and that hurts my Rudy loving heart💔 Since you're my favorite provider of.. delicious food, I wanted to request for some Rudy p-links please😘 Thankiessss!!

RUDY P☆RN LINKS

(hi lovely! so glad to hear you enjoy my content so here's your rudy...food 😉 i def agree he needs way more recognition so thank YOU for giving me this idea, enjoy 💋)

waking you up with his delicious cockhe's punishing himself, he knows he's been bad and doesn't deserve the warmth of your pussy yet, he'll have to work for it :( downbad for the person he loves the mostrubbing his surprisingly thick cock, his first touch from a womanwhen times get tough, best friends are always there for eachother <3 flicking his thick thumb over your pretty little holehe always rewards his dove with a forehead kissale and the lv are waiting at the bar for youse, little did they know letting his beautiful lover hold on the teddy bear he gave whilst he fucks them rough doing anything for his girl, even if it means subbing early morning sex is the besthe looooves giving you head

[cherie-doll]

Hey there! Hope you're having a good day! If you don't mind, could I please request non-native english speakers (alejandro, rudy, makarov, konig, and any other ones you want) reactions to their s/o surprising them by reciting their wedding vows in their native language? Alejandro's s/o saying her vows in spanish, makarov's s/o saying them in russian, etc. Thanks so much!

this is a really good idea! thx for suggesting it <3

𓆩♡𓆪 Headcanon: Saying Your Vows In Their Native Language

𑣲 Alejandro, Rudy, Makarov, König, Horangi, Nikto

𑣿 Alejandro would have dropped to his knees and asked you to marry him if you weren't already getting married. He had heard you speak a few words in Spanish here and there but never full on confidently speaking it from your heart. He wanted to embrace you, but knew you'd lose your concentration and he really wanted to hear everything you had to say. So he tried his best to hold back, and just smile as he gazed at you lovingly. The man couldn't find what to do with himself, he was already head over heels, anymore and he might have been considered a madman. The things love made him do, such fiery passion within him that with the smallest of your actions could make him act as if unbridled. After you finished, he glanced at the audience, looking at them as if wanting them to see the type of person he was marrying. He wanted to show you off to the world, and he truly felt like he triumphed that day as he placed the ring on your finger.

𑣿 Rudy got lost in your eyes, hearing you speak Spanish. It made it all so much more meaningful that you had gone as far as to not only learn his language but to recite the words from memory. Halfway through, he just couldn't help but to reach out and cup your cheek, and you had use all your inner strength to not choke up and start crying uncontrollably from how much you loved this man. The onlookers in the crowd were moved as well, most using tissues to dab their eyes. It was a beautiful moment and luckily enough, it was caught on camera too. This moment made Rudy wonder what he had done to deserve you, surely you'd break the man with your gestures of affections, and this was only the beginning. He couldn't wait to spend the rest of his life with you, vowing to make you feel the same.

𑣿 Makarov is not usually a sentimental man, he rarely lets emotion take the greater charge of decision within his mind, especially in front of others. It was only in the utmost secrecy that he had met and loved you, and it was that way he had learned to keep things to a minimal. He didn't require effort from you, because he was always seeking to do more for you. He never imagined something that seemed insignificant to others, but knowing how much effort you had put in, would move him so much. In his heart, he had resigned to feel as little as possible, yet, you had somehow found and tugged at the still tender heartstrings. He felt it blossoming in his chest, the flower that you had so gingerly tended to, cared for with your amour and time. It was hard for him to keep his composure, but so ardently did he feel a flame burn in his chest. Who could have known he'd feel this one day?

𑣿 König faltered, thinking he had misheard your words. You weren't speaking German, were you? He hardly believed it, and couldn't get over it that he didn't really listen to the meaning of your words. If asked, he couldn't remember exactly what you had said, he could only tell of the emotions he'd felt in that moment, some that he couldn't even identify. His heart raced and he simply looked at you in awe, with soft hints of adoration in his eyes. He would hold this memory dearly, just as much as he wanted to hold you. You looked angelic in your wedding attire, like a blessing he cradled in his hands, one he vowed to never forget to care for. Oh and when you smiled at him after concluding, he could have melted from seeing your eyes flicker up at him. He loved how you talked to him, looked at him, touched him, kissed him and he'd spend an eternity wanting to make you feel the same way about him and even then never feel like it was enough.

𑣿 Horangi had certainly not expected it. You never gave an indication of you studying Korean, you had been interested in the language but the grammar had quickly discouraged you from advancing and he assumed you had left it at that. Unbeknownst to him, you had even hired a teacher to help you get through the difficult parts of writing your vows. You wanted to show how much he meant to you, you worked on it day and night and didn't stop until you were satisfied with how it sounded. You knew exactly what to say that would touch his heart and mean the most to him. Horangi couldn't have imagined a more perfect moment than this one. Those words permanently marked in his mind for the rest of his life, forever hearing you speak in his tongue. He wished to be alone with you, none of the others there deserved to be there to hear words that were only meant for him.

𑣿 Nikto had no problem with the fact that you didn't speak Russian, he understood English well and was able to communicate just fine. He had caught you studying Russian a few times, trying your best to pronounce the words to form sentences, and he had only smirked, amused at your attempts. When you explained that it was because you wanted to be able to communicate better, to be able to tell him in his mother tongue how much you loved him, he only laughed it off. He thought it was silly, he understood your feelings and intentions just fine in English. But he was unprepared to hear how fluently the words rolled off your tongue at the altar. Nikto had underestimated how impactful it would feel to hear you talk to him in a language he knew so well. Just hearing you speak in Russian was already hitting him in his soft spot, not imagine when he got over his initial shock and actually tried hard to listen to what you were trying to say.

[yooo-lets-go]

Do you know that Rudy's VA , Bayardo De Murguia voices freaking Sub-Zero ( Kuai Liang ) in Mortal Kombat Legends?? Cause I didn't until very recently. I can't stop seeing Rudy in Lin Kuei outfit now !

Real shit????

[gomzdrawfr]

these for frwens

Price falling asleep on Nik's shoulder while fishing (I made it berry au with big fesh) for @ghostmoon1

Rudy with smoothie and definitely nothing else suspicious @karlachismylife

[diejager]

could you write something for stepdad alejandro and dbf rodolfo?🩵

Cw: stepcest, praising, worshipping reader, fluff, barbecue, cheating, tell me if I missed any. Note: I stuck with the “canon” age, meaning Rudy and Alejandro are in their late 30s or early 40s.

Mexican summers were always warm - warmer than what you were used to when you were living farther up - with it’s blazing sun and vivid fauna that seemed to glow under the heat and clear blue sky. Thankfully, the air wasn’t stale, neither dry nor humid, but a equal temperament with a soft breeze that cooled the sweat that clung to your skin. You hadn’t dared wear anything other than your bikini when you stood in the busy backyard barbecue your mom and your stepdad had decorated and filled to have guests and friends alike over in the mids of a beautiful July. Unlike many of the older women who covered up in a dress or loose pants out of traditionalist convenience, their children - a cousin or a friend, young adults who were as rambunctious as you - were unabashedly prancing around in thin-strapped bikinis and low trunks, all happy to take in the warmth on their bronze skin. 

Some people you knew, others you didn’t, Alejandro often invited his ragtag group he called Los Vaqueros to every barbecue if he could, his bright and joyous smile lifting the corners of his lips while he flipped the spiced beef kebab he left marinating yesterday. You couldn’t say you knew them very well, boisterous and proud people, but you were familiar with his right-hand man, sweet Rudolf who seemed to loved pampering you as much as he adored you. A man of softness and tender praises, the rough texture of his fingers carefully holding your hips, massaging the fatty rolls and whispering compliments, affectionate confession about how pretty and perfect you were.

“Muñequita, ” Rudy mumbled, pulling you towards him by your waist in open affection, letting others see how close he was to you, arm wrapped around your back and cheek pressed to yours, a smile lighting up his face with every flustering words he let slip down his tongue, “Are you free tomorrow?”

“Yeah,” you nodded, lashes fluttering from how close his lips were to yours, his minty and warm musk filling your sense as much as it drowned out all your thoughts, “Why?”

He chuckled at your flustered and glazed expression, your lips pulled in a small and adorable pout while you clung to him, leaning your weight into his side as if you attempted to stand closer and closer to him despite being wrapped up in him arms:

“Ale and I were thinking of taking you out. That new restaurant you mentioned? We managed to reserve a table.”

“What?!” You turned to stare at him, gaping admiringly, “I- How’d you even do that? I’ve tried so many times and they always seem to be booked!”

“Well, Ale pulled some fa-”

“Honey!” Your mother called out to you from her side of the garden, surrounded with friends near the food table, “Could you go down and get more beers?”

“Of course, Ma!” You clambered out of the pool, water dripping down your thighs while you patted yourself dry, “Sorry, Rudy, I’ll be right back.”

You caught him smiling at you before you slipped through the kitchen door, carefully stepping down the basement-turned-man-cave’s stairs to get the beers out of the fridge. Finding the right pack, your bent down to rummage through the back to reach it when you felt hands grasp your hips. You jolted, eyes wide as you peered over your shoulder-

Only to see Alejandro’s shit eating rain, wild and blazing, smirking down at you with his crotch pressed to your ass. You swallowed thickly, watching the corded muscles of his arm flex and his swimming trunks hanging low, a bit of trimmed hair peaking out to tease you. 

“Thought I’d come down and help.”

Your body burned under his lidded gaze, thick and heavy, weighing you down with a churning in your core,

“Seems like more than just help.”

He laughed, a low bellow that rocked you forward, his shoulders shook and eyes gleamed so brightly, but mischievously. He was like the sun, hot and boisterous, and Rudy the ocean, all embracing and calm.

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[mactavishenjoyer]

Rudy: "Why do you argue with Ghost all the time?"

Rudy:"aren't you scared of him?"

Soap:"he's British."

Soap:"there's nothing scary about the British."

Rudy:"but he-"

Soap:"just listen to him talk for 5 seconds and you'll realize how non intimidating British people are."

[sillycillcillycill]

Alejandro calls Rudy ridiculously feminine names, I know he does

Kitten, princess, babygirl... etc

"Rudy, Ghost and Mactavish are landing soon. We leave in 30"

"Affirmative Coronel, I'll tell the other Vaqueros"

"Great, thank you kitten"

"Of cou- What did you just call me."