[Jang Uk, you are a genius]
*nods*
So humble!
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I love my calico cat. she is stinky and rude and yells at me whenever she has the chance. she sleeps with me every night and when she lays down she transforms into a goopy blob creature whom is both docile and malleable. at other times when she is not in goop-mode she is devilish, demonic even, she will eat my hands for breakfast lunch and dinner. she looks you right in the eyes and pisses where you sit on the couch. she steals small objects of unknown origin and hides them in an unknown hidey-hole only to bring them back months later 1-by-1 by picking a new object from the stash to sleep on every night
her name is strega. I love her dearly
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pato stop bullying elba 💀
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That match was incredible they were both amazing 👏🏻 even though Hook got rag dolled during basically the whole match 😭 he did great
Idk what’s gonna happen next tho
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harry refusing to utter a syllable about his personal life but telling howard stern every detail about how mitch and sarah got together without hesitation
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Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:
Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.
(You can hear it here)
In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.
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Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol
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(‘Fun to be asked’ ask game): 9, 18, 22
<Incorrect-FNaF-quotes
9. Tell a story about your childhood
When i was younger, we’d go visit my grandma, and she’d always be making handmade tortillas !! she’d always make me one and put lime juice and salt on it, and it’s one of my most fondest memories i have with her :)
18. Do you believe in ghosts/aliens ?
I’d say i believe in ghosts kinda, but i don’t think i believe in aliens. :p
22. Say three things about someone you love
Three things i love about my cat, Pinocchio !!
1) i love his fur pattern !! i love that his belly fur is an almost rusty red with cream <33
2) i love how he likes to lie down on my feet whenever i go out to see him \o/
3) i love that he brought us a dead squirrel that one time and my mom freaked out so hard akjdhkdhg
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"europeans are soooo much more enlightened and anti-racist than americans" haha sooo true, quick question, how do you feel about romani people?
‼️THIS POST IS ABOUT ANTI-ROMANI SENTIMENT. DO NOT DERAIL. ‼️
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[Jason panic searching his room]
Jason: "WHERE IS IT?!"
Tim : "what is *it*?
Jason: "You would know if saw it! Just help me look!"
Dick: "Hey, let's just calm down. What are we looking for?"
Jason: "I bought home an injured snake yesterday on patrol and I was planning on dropping it off at the vet today."
Dick: "that's not so bad."
Jason: "If Damian finds it we're going to have a pet snake. And you're the only one he would trust to feed it."
[Jason, Dick and Tim frantically searching the manor.]
Meanwhile
[Damian in the cave full Robin costume with snake around his shoulders - Maniacal laughter.]
Bruce suddenly sits straight up in his seat in the watch tower, a full body shiver taking over him.
Bruce: "Somethings wrong"
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