#Source: headcans-oneshots-and-stuff

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Jon: If there was a war between the Justice league, who do you think would win? Damian: My father obviously, he knows all their weaknesses Jon: Well I think my Dad would win. He’s Superman Damian: So what, my father has enough kryptonite to take care of him.  Jon: One ray of his laser eyes could cut your dad apart Damian: Would not Jon: Would too Bruce and Clark on the other side of the dinner table:  Lois: Okay I think this is quite enough Batmom: Lois is right, your fathers would never turn against each other without a very, very good reason Lois: Also we can’t forget a very important thing Batmom: Yes, neither of them would win a war in the jutice league Bruce and Clark: Wait what? Damian, pouts: Jon: Who wins then? Lois and Batmom, looking at each other: Diana

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Y/N: Why is Ron crying? And why is Fred smiling like this?

George: Oh, Ron said that onion is the only food that can make you cry

Y/N: ...and?

George: Fred threw a watermelon at him

[kyanitedragon]

Touka: People in relationships are WEAK. They’re making themselves vulnerable and give their enemies a target to attack

Hide: Yoriko is literally sitting on your lap hugging you right now

Kaneki: You gave her a promise ring

Hinami: She has been your valentine these past two years

Touka: So? I don’t see your point

[willow404]

You: I hate you!

Dabi: Oh yeah? Well, I hate you too!

You: (sobs) You what??

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Toga: Studies show that you are cute.

You: source?

Toga: Myself.

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Deku: sooo… what’s it like dating Y/n?

Monoma: Once, I asked them for a glass of water while they were pissed at me, and they brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait.”

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Todoroki: I’ve been dropping subtle hints that I have a crush on Y/n.

You: (walks past Todoroki)

Todoroki: (ignores you)

Todoroki: That went pretty good.

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Dick: I don’t understand why Damian accepted Y/N so easily? What does she have as a sibling that I don’t? Tim: Charisma Jason: Common sense Cass: Brain cells

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Bruce, angrily: Where is my fucking child?! When I’m finished there’ll be no patrol for until college Y/N, eyes wide: What? Bruce, with soft eyes: Not you honey, you’ve done nothing wrong, I was talking about Tim and/or Damian, not sure yet Y/N, reliefed: Oh, than they’re in the kitchen trying to find a place to hide from you

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Y/N: I don’t think Damian likes me like that Damian, literally following her like a lost puppy and pouting if she doesn’t hold his hand: Jon: Are you sure? Y/N: Y/N: Yeah, I don’t think he sees me like that

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Y/N: People have been asking me on social media what the best part of being a wayne is Y/N: Is it the money? The fame?  Y/N: No Y/N: No it’s none of the things, it’s seeing at least one of my brothers fall asleep in their breakfast once a month

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Batman: And that concludes the mission report. The entire league, stares: Batman: Is something the matter? Flash: Uhm...You- You have something there Everyone, stares at baby!batsis that is koala-cluthing at Batman’s cape and drolling all over it: Batman: She has a hard time napping

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Damian: People in relationships are WEAK. They are making themselves vulnerable and give their enemies a target to attack Jon: Y/N is literally sitting on your lap hugging you right now Jon: You gave her a promise ring Jon: She has been your valentine these past two years Damian: So? I don’t see your point

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Y/N: Can you help me with this project? Bruce: I’m sorry, but I’m really busy right now Y/N: That’s okay, I’ll just go over to Jon’s house and ask Clar- Bruce, appearing in front of her: What’s the project about? How long do we have? We’ll make the best darn project this world has ever seen

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Batmom: Young man, what do you think you’re doing? Damian, at 3 in the morning while trying to climb out of his window: Nothing? Batmom, glares: Damian: I wanted to free the animals from the circuis in town Batmom, grabbing a scarf and a hat for Damian: Not without me

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Y/N school principal after she defended herself agaist a bully with her fists: You’re definitly the aggresor and I’ll have to put you into detention Y/N: hang on, I’ll have to ask my dad Principal: What? Y/N, pulls out her phone and talks with someone for a second before handing it to the principal: Fucking Bruce Wayne from the other side: No

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Some people say that I don't like my siblings. They're wrong. I have Y/N and Cassandra in very high regards. What? My other- Oh you mean these idiots? Tt, they can turn to dust for all I care

Damian Wayne when asked about his view of his siblings.

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Batman: Love is a lie, the only way to life is alone Also Batman, has like a dozen children and smiles like a puppy every time he sees Batmom when coming home:

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Jon: So, how is living with Damian? Y/N: It’s amazing, he’s so sweet and caring and I love him so much and I don’t know, you ever just know a decision is right? And have you pet him? His fur is so smooth Jon: Fur? Y/N: Yeah, Titus’ fur, it’s amazing Jon: Damian: Y/N: Oh, yeah, Damian is also fine I guess