#THMiles

[worldsofzzt]

Source “The Diversions” by THMiles Published by: IDKFASoft [DIVERT.ZZT] - “House II” {🔦} Play This World Online

[elliesgaythoughts]

MA'M STOP I JUST CAME OUT OF A TEST AND THIS WAS JUST WHAT I NEEDED 😭 WHO TF GAVE YOU AND YOUR BOXERS PERMISSION TO BE SO CUTE AND HOT LIKE- 😡

[httpghostface]

Jen says thmile (get it, cuz she's toothless) :D

[pastorhogg]

Inexcusable

My kids pulled a fast one on me one Christmas years ago. They teamed up, pooled their vast financial resources, and bought me a little motto to set on my desk. It was more than cute . . . it was convicting. In bold, black letters it read: DIETS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE THICK AND TIRED OF IT At first you thmile . . . then it makes you thad. Especially if you’re not thick of being thick! There’s…

[beautifulnoise]

Thursday Thmiles ❤️ (at Banda, Kampala) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfuO3coLu1j1N5t02y6-88V-dr7eprprXYMt8k0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jaxonah]

Jackson's ass for sure shrank but his beaming smile grew ten times and so did my love for him

he loses weight then gains it back all the time but one thing that stays the same...

[sohotthateveryonedied]

I’ll Make a Million Mistakes

Read here on AO3!

Summary:

“Don’t worry,” Dick says, throwing his arm around Duke’s shoulders. “Everyone in this room has had their teeth knocked out at one point or another. It’s a rite of passage around here.”

“I don’t know how to tell you thith, but that doethn’t happen to normal people. We acthually prefer to keep our teeth, believe it or not.”

“Wait until you get your first major battle scar. Trust me, they’re cool.”

“Y’all need Jethuth.”

Bruce likes to think of himself as a patient man. Even more, he’d like to think it’s a trait he earned all on his own, but anyone who’s met him would testify that he inherited his patience from the man who raised him, and Bruce would have to agree. This level of restraint he possesses is an acquired skill—one that is reserved for the world’s best butlers and for fathers of six. Karen from the PTA wishes she were on Bruce’s level. His exceedingly calm temperament is the only reason Bruce doesn’t melt into a puddle on the ground now, his bones turning into a milky froth because Jesus fucking Christ, hasn’t he had a hard enough night as it is? No person should have to spend two hours solving riddles because Eddie was feeling manic tonight and then be forced to come home to human children. Duke smiles around a mouthful of bloody gauze. “In my defenth, I’ve never even had a cavity before.” “No, you just got your tooth knocked out.” “Teeth.” “What?” “Ith acthually teeth, plural. I lotht two of them.” Bruce facepalms. “Goddamn it.” He ignores the giggles from his other kids, all of whom apparently decided they needed to be present for this conversation. He’s picking his battles tonight.

“Ith not my fault!” Duke points over at Tim, standing against the Batcave’s wall minding his own business. “Ith hith fault.” “It is not. Bruce, don’t listen to him.” “Oh, yeah? Who knocked me into the railing in the firtht plathe?” “That was Jason’s fault. He’s the one who threw the football.” “Actually,” Jason chimes in, “that was Cass. I was an innocent bystander.” “Liar,” Cass says. “Don’t call me a liar.” “Liar.” “You’re the liar. She’s framing me, Bruce, I swear to god. I’ve never done anything wrong to my siblings in my entire life.” Dick makes a spluttering noise. “You once threw a pineapple at my head because I was breathing too loudly!” “And I don’t regret it one bit.” Bruce sighs. He doesn’t have the energy for this. He gently grasps Duke’s chin, being mindful of his sore jaw. “Where?” Duke pulls out the wad of gauze and opens his mouth wide. He points at the space where his front tooth used to be, then a canine on the bottom left which now consists of half a white shard. “Ith thith one and thith one.” Bruce hums. “I can get you a dentist appointment tomorrow afternoon. They’ll put a couple of caps in and you’ll be good as new.” He’ll have to rearrange a few things in his schedule. At least now he has a valid excuse to skip racquetball with Clark. There is no logical reason a bumpkin from Kansas should be better at racquetball than Bruce is, there just isn’t. “Tho my thmile ithn’t permanently ruined? Thath a relief. Thethe babieth are my betht feature,” he says, all the while bloody saliva dribbles from his lip like a deranged vampire. Best feature, definitely. “Don’t worry,” Dick says, throwing his arm around Duke’s shoulders. “Everyone in this room has had their teeth knocked out at one point or another. It’s a rite of passage around here.” “I don’t know how to tell you thith, but that doethn’t happen to normal people. We acthually prefer to keep our teeth, believe it or not.” “Wait until you get your first major battle scar. Trust me, they’re cool.” “Y’all need Jethuth.” “At least it’ll make for a good story one day,” Tim says. “Everyone loves scar stories.” Jason snorts. “People actually like death stories more, but go off I guess.” “Nobody cares that you died, Jay. Find new material.” “You want new material? Check this out.” Jason tugs down the collar of his sweater. He shows off the mostly-faded autopsy scar sliced up his torso and to his shoulders. Bruce winces. Dick yawns. “So? You got autopsied. Big whoop. Scars don’t count if you’re dead when you get them.” He tips his head down, parts a section of his hair with his fingers to show off the fresh scar on his scalp. “Talk to me when you get shot in the head.” Tim rolls his eyes. “You realize how stupid this is, right? We shouldn’t be arguing about who has the worst bodily trauma.” “Why,” Jason says, “because you know you’d lose?” “Because I’ve got you both beat.” He pulls up his t-shirt to display the surgical scar on his abdomen. “Missing spleen. Beat that.” “I lost a kidney. Kidney trumps spleen any day.” Cass rolls up the leg of her shorts to show off her bullet-riddled thigh. “Connect the dots. I win.” “But have you lost a vital organ?” Tim asks. “No.” “Spleens aren’t that vital,” Dick says. “Fuck off, at least you still have one.” “I would prefer to keep my organth,” Duke says. “Juth thaying.” “And you will,” Bruce assures him. “Probably.” “Probably?” “Look, I’m tired. We’re all tired. Can we schedule the scar contest for a later time when I’m hopefully not here to witness it?” Maybe he can ask Alfred to drug his tea from now on. At least then he can rest easy in a drug-induced slumber, knowing all the while that he’s missing the kind of petty arguments no parent should have to hear. “No one said you had to be here,” Dick says. “Anyway, Bane once slammed me against a wall and now my hip throbs when it rains.” “At least your wrist doesn’t click when you move it at the right angle.” Jason shakes his wrist next to Tim’s ear. Tim cringes. “You’re all amateurs,” a new voice says, and Bruce wants to die. Damian and Stephanie appear to have returned from patrol, still in their uniforms. “Try having your entire spine replaced.” Tim wrinkles his nose. “Great, it’s time to hear Damian talk about how much better than us he is. My favorite activity.” “Shut up, Drake. You’ve never experienced pain.” “I got blown up once! I still have burn scars all over my neck and shoulders!” “Eh. I’ve had worse.” Steph grins and holds up her left hand, just happy to be included. (Note to self: ponder whether Stephanie is secretly a golden retriever in human form.) “I have no feeling in these three fingers.” She pokes them to demonstrate. “And should I mention that I was tortured by Black Mask once? No? Because power tools were involved, in case anyone was wondering.” “Do I need to reiterate that I once died in an explosion?” “Jason. Little wing. I’m begging you to shut up about your death.” Cass points to a spot on her ribcage. “Two ribs made of metal. Got shattered during a fight. Four years old.” “My dad used to burn me with cigarettes every time I was bad, so...seven times a week, more or less.” “Oh, same!” Jason and Steph high-five. “My grandfather broke my arm in two places when I made a mistake during a training drill. He made me fight assassins for three hours straight afterward without so much as an ice pack.” Duke looks horrified. “Are you guyth okay?” “No offense, but none of you should talk unless you’ve gone through childbirth.” Stephanie rolls up the top portion of her Batgirl suit just enough to show off the scar across her lower belly. “You think getting blown up is hard? Try spending three hours in labor and having a baby ripped out of you. That’s hard.” Jason wipes away a fake tear. “Boo-hoo, someone had a baby when she was a teenager. Human reproduction doesn’t involve being beaten to death with a crowbar.” “Nobody cares that you died, Jason!” “Indeed,” Damian agrees. “Being stabbed by your clone is far worse than being caught in a little explosion. And I can take a crowbar beating in my sleep.” “I’m gonna kill him, Bruce. I’ll kill him right now. Just say the word and I’ll do it.” Bruce sighs, closing his eyes. “Duke, there are painkillers in the medicine cabinet if you need them. I’ll text you the time of your dentist appointment. The rest of you, please refrain from talking to me for the rest of the night.” Bruce walks away toward the manor, silently praying that he can forget this conversation ever happened. “Hey, who wants to see where Killer Croc bit my ass once?”

[bbangsoul]

okay i know i’m supposed to be studying for midterms right now but

it’s so cute how yuzuki finds kuma’s lisp so funny like yeah she’s a bit of a huge asshole about it but kuma’s soooo good-natured about yuzuki being an asshole about it LMAO

so imagine yuzuki being down and kuma trying to cheer her up by purposefully exaggerating her lisp while speaking to her like

yuzuki: :(

kuma: whath wrong :( thop theeling down you thould thmile!!

yuzuki: :)

and later on...

yuzuki: you did that on purpose, didn’t you

kuma: yeah, but it made you smile

[deadlysmolgaythatshallbringsmile]

Thpooky thcary thkeletonth

Thend thhiverth down your thpine

Thrieking thkulls will thock your thoul 

Theal your doom tonight

Thpooky thcary thkeletonth

Thpeak with thuch a thcreech

You'll thake and thhudder in thurprithe

When you hear thethe zombieth thhriek

We're tho thorry thkeletonth

You're tho mithunderthtood

You only want to thocialize

You only want to thocialize

Cauthe thpooky thcary thkeletonth

Thout thtartling thhrilly thcreamth

They'll thneak from their tharcophaguth

And jutht won't leave you be

Thpirith thupernatural

Are thy whath all the futthh

But bagth of boneth theem so unthafe

It'th themi-theriouth!

Thpooky thcary skeletonth

Are thilly all the thame

They'll thmile and thcrabble thlowly by

And drive you tho inthane

Thticks and thtoneth will break your boneth

They theldom let you thnooze

thpooky thcary thkeletonth

Will wake you with a boo!

[johnnytoons]

Massive Lips Rip has agreed to pose for us on this "Thuper Thmile Thursday" my friends!! Rip and I hope everyone has a THUPER DUPER DAY!! Lol! :D johnnytoons.com

[worldsofzzt]

Source “IDKFA #1 ("ZZT Games")” by THMiles Published by: IDKFASoft [IDKFA.ZZT] - “Title screen” Play This World Online

[remade-lol666]

💌 when u get this u have to answer with 5 things u like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of ur fav followers (no pressure if you don’t want to do it) 💌

omg hi❤️ HMMM my thmile (sometimes<3)my art (sometimes<3) my sticker collection, my lippies , and my tiny headed kingdom bear❤️💜

[sea-creature-anons]

At this, you nearly started crying again. "Rich, you don't have to change a single thing to make me like you. Everything about you is perfect. Your eyes, your smile, you lisp, your humor, your arms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I've been pining after you since the 8th grade." "Holy thit, thatth a relief. I've been cruthing hard ever thince I thaw you pick up that bathth in jazz. I love your thmile, the way your hair fallth in your eyeth, they way you bite the inthide of your lip when you get a hard tholo. (16/?)

Rich is all about that bass-🐙

[askthetotallynotsquad]

rich rich rich give us 10 things you love ab your boyfriend :))

Ali: oh finally some quality richjake- I've been writing so much bicycles :0

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Rich: well- I love hith thmile- and He'th tall tho he giveth the betht cuddleth!! He hath nice eyeth- hith hair ith fluffy- oH he'th hot! Like thuper hot- um he'th a really good kither! He'th a amazing thinger like- holy thit. He forgiveth everyone... and that'th good conthidering I burnt down hith house- also he ith really funny and like dogth and that'th the betht quality to have. The end- *:3*

[marcelock]

alskdjf;asldk a YOU'RE TAKIN A SELFIE W BEN AND HE SAYS OKAY THMILE THAY CHEETHE

i'd just close my eyes and start weeping

[topbunpower]

Hey guyzzz thmile foz ze photooo... Thay catnip! #cats #kittens #pets #animals #cute (στην τοποθεσία Pérama, Attiki, Greece)