Just to emphasize: Mike Johnson is an antivaxxer, an anti-abortion forced bither, he believes the job of poor women is to give birth to an infinite supply of low wage jobseekers, he is a climate change denier, he wants to cut Social Security + Medicare + Medicaid, and he’s a “Trump won!” Republican. And House Republicans just unanimously voted for him as Speaker of the House.
Please take note: there are no “moderates” in the Republican Party.
orym “I will start to attack her using the flat of seedling to do non-lethal damage.” “I’m going to grapple her head and hang on.” “that was awful. that felt awful.” of the air ashari you will always be famous and everyone in this godsforsaken fandom who wants to insist that you are either bland and boring or disappearing into a soldier role and marching your friends toward their collective deaths with no care or thought for collateral damage will always be wrong about you!!!!!!!!!!
ok so how many confessional bathroom scenes are coming my way?? be honest with me. i'm so serious is revealing personal facts while pissing the core of all hilson lore?? is that what this is? is this the narrative theme that will haunt me 'til the end of time bc it sure seems like it!!! any chance that i'll get taken out the back and mercifully shot in the head like a farmers dog at some point in all this??
a series based on the album broken machine by nothing but thieves for our 6k milestone!
fandoms included ; marvel, house of the dragon, the walking dead, the boys, game of thrones, and succession.
main masterlist. wasteland baby! series. dear science series. about me.
TRACKLIST.
ONE. i was just a kid ; (marc spector) 6.6k
↳ khonshu wanted you dead. marc just wanted you.
TWO. amsterdam ; (jacaerys velaryon) 4.7k
↳ prince jacaerys velaryon traveled to the eyrie to secure aid for his mother's cause. he didn't at all expect to fall in love an arryn while he was there.
THREE. sorry ; (daryl dixon) 7.9k
↳ you were on your knees, and daryl was too. he wouldn’t look at you—he couldn’t—terrified that negan would bring that bat down on your head if he noticed.
FOUR. broken machine ; (miles morales) 5.1k
↳ stuck in a time loop, miles had to witness the one thing that he dreaded the most in life over and over again: your death.
FIVE. live like animals ; (kimiko miyashiro) 1.0k
↳ you try and frenchie try to show kimiko how to have fun on a day off.
SIX. soda ; (aemond targaryen) 40.3k
↳ he flinched away when your fingers brushed against his eyepatch. despite this, you reached out once more to pull it off, your touch ever so gentle—and this time, he let you. you whispered that he was beautiful as your lips grazed against the marred skin of his cheek. aemond didn’t believe you, but he let you say it nonetheless.
SEVEN. i’m not made by design ; (jaime lannister) 47.8k
↳ wolves and lions tend not to be friends, much less lovers.
EIGHT. particles ; (peter parker) 2.8k
↳ tony gives peter the dreaded 'dad' talk.
NINE. get better ; (hobie brown) 5.5k
↳ electric guitars and strawberries, leather jackets and quilted skirts, city spiders and cottage spiders. the two of you were perfect for each other.
TEN. hell, yeah ; (roman roy) 91.5k+
↳ pain was an old friend for the both of you.
ELEVEN. afterlife ; (yelena belova) 1.9k
↳ her sister was dead. she’d lost everyone she’d ever known. and she didn’t know you—at least not as well as she’d like to know her sister’s spouse, but yelena wanted to try. that was the least she could do.
TWELVE. reset me ; (wade wilson) 1.3k
↳ charles sends you to recruit deadpool into the x-men. expectedly, the bastard tries to weasel away from you—and when that doesn’t work, he resorts to his most lethal method: flirtation. that, and taping a kick me sign on your back.
THIRTEEN. number 13 ; (rhaenyra targaryen) 5.4k
↳ in another life, she could’ve been with you, she was sure. a life of bliss and a life not ruled by the laws of men.