he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.
except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?
at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.
except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.
about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.
he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.
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Fuckboi lando back
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People be like “these are the top things I consider to be red flags in others” and then just list mental illness symptoms, effects of trauma, or neurodivergent traits
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Miguel O'hara is the definition of pretty privilege. Man had beef with a fifteen year old and probably has a ton of anger issues, yet he's being thirsted over like he's the last can of coke in the Sahara desert.
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I need ianthe in a way that is concerning to feminism
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syril: being in your presence makes my life worth living
dedra:
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Read your Error hcs, love that he can’t ask for cuddles—imagining him trying to bugs bunny physical contact (badly) to make it seem like it’s Mc’s idea.
Mc:
Error: hey.
Mc: ?
Error: you look like i could use a hug.
Mc: ?? Do you… Want? A hug?
Error: utterly presumptuous. i have no such desires. it sounds like you want one—and you’re too shy to ask i suppose i can take pity on you,
Error: ... hey. could you h-h-help me with something?
Mc: Oh, sure! What with?
Error: can you spell 'guh' backwards?
Mc: ... hug?
Error: [immediately grabbing her and pulling her in] damn you're so clingy. but if you insist
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Konig definitely strikes me as the type who proposes way too soon in the relationship...
K: "Will you marry me??"
E: *laughing because she thinks he's joking* "we've only known each other two months!!"
K: *serious, dead pan stare* "Is that a no? :("
Ahhh I just know that the timeline of the relationship goes something like this: König says “I love you” after 2 weeks, says that you should move in together after 1 month and then proposes after the first time he gets overly emotional during sex…. Which was like yesterday
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billy who knows that no one’s ever cared that much about him to get jealous (sure they’re jealous of him but not over him) and steve who wears his billy shaped heart on his sleeve and doesn’t like other people playing with what’s his. yeah ..
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Some peace and quiet by the fireplace before singing a whole song about being hrny.
I just love seeing his clavicle tease man I can't- I wanna bite
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Can't believe I need to say this with all the MDNI warnings slapped across my blog but don't interact with me if you're a minor. Don't look at me, don't talk to me, and please don't make me aware of your existence.
If you send me an anonymous ask calling yourself 'littl' or 'smol' or some variation thereof and you don't have your age on it, I'm blocking you.
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how the 141 are when they have a crush <3 | headcanons
price
he kidnaps you
gaz
he kidnaps you
simon
he kidnaps you
soap
he kidnaps you
thanks for coming to my ted talk!
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Coriolanus: What? You are all I ever wanted. You are different✨
Lucy Gray: Thank you. But what else?
Coriolanus: What else???
Lucy Gray: Is being different all that matters to you?
Tigris: Coryo, what else?
Coriolanus: I- Erm…. What else is there🤪
Sejanus:
Also Sejanus:
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batfam members as genshin impact characters (5/7): Damian Wayne
i like how this one turned out, his hair looks better than i thought it would
@cosmicpoutine part 5 of the project feat. my boy damian
part 1 (dick)
part 2 (jason)
part 3 (tim)
part 4 (steph)
part 6 (duke)
part 7 (cass)
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I gave Vinny siblings because I need him to be messaging them one day and be like "So I've kinda been seeing this guy..." and they're like "Ooh??? We didn't even know you were gay tell us about him!!!" And he just starts describing the worst man you've ever met. Like can you imagine if your cringefail brother told you he was dating a divorced dad several hundred times his own age with anger issues who showed up at his apartment one day and doesn't have a job and doesn't pay rent and his teen/adult son hates him and won't talk to him and he's been to jail and also your brother won't even say the guy's name but he swears he's actually a really sweet guy like he only broke the TV remote twice I promise he's a good boyfriend cuz I'd be like BRO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE. DUMP HIS ASS.
Anyway Folson Family Propaganda 👍
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