#Weiss!Harem

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: *Wearing a turtleneck*Good morning Mom!

Mama Arc: Who left hickeys on your neck?

Jaune: I don't know what you mean.

Mama Arc: *Pulls the turtle neck down, revealing many, many hickeys* Really? You Don't know what I mean?

Jaune: *Sweating* ...

Mama Arc: ... Is that Lipstick?

Jaune: WOW! LOOK AT THE TIME I HAVE TO GO-

*RRRRIIIIIIIPPPPP*

Mama Arc: ...

Jaune: *Covered in Red, Ice Blue, Purple, Yellow, Bronze, Pink, and Green lipstick marks* ...

Ruby: Good Morning!

Weiss: Good Morning Missus Arc!

Blake: Good Morning.

Yang: Morning!

Pyrrha: Hello~ Good morning~

Nora: WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAC-EY!

Ren: *Nods*

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Jaune: Penny! Thanks the Gods!

Penny: You seem out of Breath, and in a state of heightened arousal What has happened?

Jaune: Weiss and her Family have lost it!

Penny: How so?

~~~~~

Jaune: Hey, Weissssssss ...

Jaune: Hey, What, uh, What are you Wearing?

Weiss: *Dressed as 2B, minus the skirt* It is my prerogative to help Humanity in anyway I can.

Weiss: *Pressing herself against Jaune* Is there anything I may assist you with?

Jaune: Humina Humina Humina-

Weiss: Its Certainly Feels there may be something~

Jaune: *Pauses, Sprints out of Room fighting his arousal*

~~~~~

Jaune: Winter? Wint-

Winter: *Dressed as A2, Holding a sword just under his Chin* Hm. If she was too Forward it would seem. Though, I know That I will succeed where she failed-

Jaune: *Splashes water on her, Sprints away again fighting more arousal*

~~~~~

Jaune: Ms. Schnee! Weiss and Winter have gone nuts!

Willow: I'm in My bathroom Right now, just sit on my bed and I'll be out in a moment!

Jaune: O-Okay. The thing is, They're dressed up as characters from a video game- And it's all really Skimpy! I don't know why they're acting like this-

Willow: *Steps out dressed as the Commander* I know my hair doesn't match The one their having me dress as, but I hope it's not too far off~

Jaune: *Leaps up, runs off once more*

Willow: Oh I so do Love The hunt!

~~~~~

Jaune: *Hides in Whitley's closet*

Jaune: Breathe, breathe, You'll be fine.

Whitley: I'd say you already are fine~

Jaune: AH!

Whitley: *Dressed as 9S* I'd Rather be the one screaming. C'mon It'll be fun! It's not like this is Prohibited~

Jaune: *Hard-On Tearing his pants, Sprints to door*

Door: *Is Locked*

Whitley: I'm not as foolish as my family-

Jaune: *Jumps out Window*

Whitley: ... Shit.

~~~~~

Jaune: And that's why I'm here!

Penny: That does seem like a Very Distressing scenario. Follow me, I will take you somewhere where your Stress may be believed. *Penny begins walking*

Jaune: *Following* Where are we Going?

Penny: To my Dormitory. We may help there.

Jaune: *Entering The Dormitory* "We"

Ciel: *Dressed as 2P, Bent over a bed* We.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: *Taking Pants Off* Fine, But Penny goes first for Tricking Me.

Penny: That is an Acceptable Outcome! I will inform Specialist Winter so she may bring her family!

[littlelewdmable]

Blake: Have you all noticed how kinky Penny is getting?

Jaune: Yep. I've lost count of how many times she's seduced me.

Ruby: It's every night for me.

Yang: I'm getting sore from all the screwing.

Weiss: I don't have the stamina to keep up with her.

Pyrrha: I think I might have accidentally corrupted some of her data the last time we did it. That might be why.

Nora: Nah, I think she was always going to be kinky, it was just a matter of time.

Ren: It's hard to resist.

Oscar: Honestly, I didn't get what all the hoopla with Penny was until she did the expanda-boob thing. Now I think I'm hooked.

Blake: So she's screwed everyone but me?

Ruby: She's probably just waiting for the bondage gear to get in before she does.

[reashot]

Surprise! It's all just a dream.

This is sequel to you know what...

Jaune: No Ruby... *mumbling in his sleep* No Ruby, don't marry him. I know Oscar is a great guy and all, but please don't go through with it.

Ruby: Oh did you have a bad dream. *playfully ruffle Jaune's hair* There, there.

Jaune then snatches Ruby's hand while he still in his sleep.

Ruby: Jaune?!

Jaune: No! Please don't go. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for never noticing your feeling. I'm sorry for being such a dumb dense doo doo head for all those years.

Ruby: Well, at least you finally realized it. I can't believe it took you this long.

Jaune: No please, Ruby please no....

Ruby: Oh Jaune. Here let me help you. *grabs blanket*

Jaune: *mumble* Ruby please don't leave me...

Ruby: Oh Jaune... I promise I will never leave you.

Jaune: *wakes up* Huh. Ruby did I say something in my sleep?

Ruby: No you slept like a log.

Jaune: Oh, okay then. I could have sworn that I just confessed to you.

Ruby: W-what makes you think that?

Jaune: I guess it's just a dream... But anyway. Ruby do you want to go out with me?

Ruby: *gasp* Really!? *cough* I mean, if I may ask. What brought this on?

Jaune: I guess... I just don't want to wait around anymore. And Ruby I love you...

Ruby: (Screaming internally) Yes Jaune! Yes.... Wait, wait, wait. When you said you love me do you love me as a friend or do you love me, love me?

Jaune: I guess it's my fault for being so indecisive for so long. Ruby, I want to apologize first before hand for what i'm about to do.

Ruby: Apologize for what?

She is then surprised by what happened. Jaune quickly grabs both of her wrist and push her down so he is now on top of her.

Jaune: Does this answer your questions?

Ruby: Jaune what's gotten into you?!

Jaune: I had a dream. Where I saw you in the arm of another man. I said to myself that as long as you're happy, I can be happy with it too. But it's a lie. When I see you smiling happily with someone other than me. I felt something died inside of me. Ruby. I don't like it... I don't like it when I see you with being in love with someone else. And I don't like it that deep down I have this feeling. If you aren't all mine, I can't stand it.

Ruby can't believe what she's hearing. Jaune finally letting out what's bottling inside of him. Looking up she can see him trembling and while it faint she can sees him starts crying on top of her.

Ruby: Jaune. It's okay. What you're feeling is normal. It just means you Love me so much that you want me to only be with you.

Jaune: But it's wrong thing to do, it's selfish and kinda sexist to say that I want you for myself... Anyway, I shouldn't have said that.

Ruby: Oh Jaune. I wish you stop with that misguided moral of yours. What if tell you that I like it when you think of me like that?

Jaune: Ruby are you sure?

Ruby: Yes Jaune. Contrary to what you might think there are woman that like being wanted like that. It made us felt cherished and valued. So don't fret with what society might think and just follow your heart... And I should do too. Jaune I love you too.

Jaune: Ruby I...

Ruby: Now kiss me lover boy.

The two finally kisses each other for the first time. Their lips stuck to each others that it felt like an eternity. At last the two finally joined to one another.

Ruby's Version:

Ruby: No Jaune, no don't...

Jaune: Aww... Ruby is having a nightmare. Here let me rub your head. I hope it help you out a bit.

Ruby: Jaune how could you... With my own sister.

Jaune: Oh Yang seems to be there with me as well. I wonder what we're doing that caused Ruby to react like this?

Ruby: And my own mother too... Am I not enough for you?

Jaune: With Summer too. And what do you mean by enough, Ruby?

Ruby: No. How could you say such a thing to me Jaune... How could you hurt me like this...

Jaune: Wait-what did I say to Ruby in her dream?

Ruby: Blake, Weiss. What are you doing here?.. Why are you joining my sis and my mom in his bed?

Jaune: They're doing what in my bed???

Ruby: J-Jessica what are you doing here? You're not even part of our franchise... You're just a one-off crossover character. Go back to DC.

Jaune: Who's Jessica?

Ruby: No... H-how could you do all of them in front of me... Stop making that face mom... Yang get off from on top of him... Weiss don't put Jaune's thing in your mouth... Blake stop purring when he is doing you... And Jaune please don't say you think Jessica is better than me...

Jaune: What on Remnant is going on inside Ruby's dream. What am I doing with all of them in my bed?

Ruby: Okay that's it. I'm joining in I don't care about what will happens any more... He, he, he Jaune it's finally my turn....

Jaune: I-I think I better leave you alone in your sleep... Sweet dream Ruby.

[theloneotaku158]

This meme came to me in a dream. Now personally, I don't really care for ship wars. I just think “Jaune x harem” is dumb.

[betabites]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: RWBY Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long Characters: Yang Xiao Long, Weiss Schnee, Ruby Rose (RWBY), Blake Belladonna Additional Tags: Fluff, Comfort, Canon Compliant, Flirting, Talking around a point, Light Angst

Yang is having trouble paying attention during the morning briefing...

Takes place during Volume 7, around Chapter 5, shortly before the events of RWBY: Arrowfell (My BMBLB fic index).

Written for Bumbleby Week 2024: Day 6: Comfort (more in the 'reaching a new comfortable status quo' sense than the usual).

( @bumblebyweek-blog )

[rwbybutincorrect]

weiss's nightmare really is just her drafting her own ridiculously self-indulgent fanfic huh?

bonus:

[madmanwonder]

Ask "I'm pregnant and it's yours" Team RWBY tells this to Jaune.

Jaune:…oh…

[chiefatticcreator]

Ruby, fully brainwashed by Oscar brings Weiss to him for her first session of hypnosis.

Oscar's hypnosis had gotten so good that Ruby had been permanently under it. Combined with his hyper cock, she was completely his at any moment of the day, even far from him.

She loved beign fucked by him, she loved being his good girls and servicing him and his cock.

In fact, after the last time, she told him she would have a special surprise for him the next time she came to him.

Oscar hadn't expected that to be her friend, Weiss Schnee.

And weiss didn't seem so sure of herself, even as she looked around.

"So, Ruby told me she felt better when you hypnotized her."

"I really did!" Ruby excitedly nodded. "It really helped me calm down and feel better and have fun, and..."

"I.. Yes, she's right." Oscar answer, a bit awkward. "Is that... what you want me to do to you too?"

"Yes. I've been feeling very stressed recently, so anything that can help me calm down is welcome."

"Right. Well, just a second...." Oscar took a deep breath, preparing himself, before smiling. "Here. We. Go."

It only took a few seconds, but soon enough the effects were obvious. The tension in Weiss's shoulders relaxed, her smile became more genuine, less forced, and she began to have the familiar vacant look to her eyes.

"For yoru first session, we will just do some simple things." Oscar told her, briefly glancign at ruby. He appreciated her enthusiasm, but he would not fuck Weiss today. Today would be the groundwork, the beginning, to let her subconscious get used to the idea. Ruby nodded at his glance. She kneew what it would entail, and as long as Oscar eventually brainwashed Weiss like he had done for her, she didn't mind taking things a bit slow.

he would still be a bit faster with her than with ruby, however.

"Start by taking yoru clothes off." he commanded Weiss, who slowly nodded, her hands already moving to undo her buttons, until she was completely naked before Oscar, her clothes pooling on the floor.

He had her do some small things in the room, moving from side to side, bending over to emphasize her ass, show off her breasts to him... but he did not touch her.

"Good girl." Oscar final concluded. "From now on, every time you will hear Ruby talk about me, either by saying my name or by making you think of me, you will feel incredibly horny. Understood?"

"Yes." Weiss nodded, her breathing already picking up from being in front of Oscar.

"Perfect. now, put your clothes back on, and you will return to your normal self a minute after that."

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune points to penny " did you bang the robot ruby?

Ruby " .... Yes

Jaune " well so did I

Penny " then maybe you too should also bang

Week later

Ruby " and that yang is how i became part if a trouple

Yang " 😭😭 you use to watch blues clues

Weiss: Is that truly what happened?

Blake: I mean, They were less crude about it, but yeah. Jaune and Ruby slept with Penny, Ruby told Yang about it, and That's what set her off this time.

Weiss: Hmm. Well, then I need to speak to them as well.

Blake: You also slept with Penny?

Weiss: I also slept with Penny.

Blake: ... Please don't leave me with "Console Yang" Duty again.

Yang: *Sobbing* Her favorite Ice cream was Cookie Dough! She'd always have on top of fresh Baked Cookies!

Weiss: Sorry, I have to be a part of my girlfriend's harem.

Blake: Where's my Harem ...

Weiss: There's a member right there *points at Yang* Goodbye!

[dinodogs]

If you tag ur jaune harem as whiterose/bumbleby/etc etc I'm beating you to death with my fists and folding you five ways.

[littlelewdmable]

Unlimited Harems AU: Team SRAW Part 2

Summer: *Walks into the inn room they're using for the night*

Summer: Bad news, none of my old contacts, that believe it's me, can help.

Weiss: So we'll have to go with a drastic option.

Jaune: It's going to be interesting to see my parents after so long. I wonder what they're going to say.

Ruby: I'm sure they'll welcome you back, Jaune.

Jaune: Them welcoming me back isn't what I'm worried about, it's if they're ever going to let me go again.

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This time you'll be voting for a random encounter while SRAW are walking to Domremy.

Sometimes you'll know what the encounter options are, sometimes you don't. That's the fun of it.

The encounters can either be random enemies, the start of a subplot, advancing a romance plot, some sexy time, etc.

usually you'll have six options, but this time we'll do four.

[howlingday]

In a world where Blake is the harem protag she is meant to be, who is in her harem?

If I were to make a Blake Harem series...

First off, the plot, and I ain't just talkin' 'bout what y'all are watchin' it for. I would take a page from Golden Boy and have Blake travel the world to learn more about the differences between Faunus and Humans.

Starting off in Menagerie, she fights off the White Fang trying to force Ilia to join them. They share a heart-to-heart, and escape together. They part ways once they hit Mistrali shores and go separate ways. Ilia goes North while Blake moves West.

Traveling through Mistral, she meets a boy with seven sisters and stays the night with them. While up late, reading, Blake spots Jaune training with his sword. She goes out and watches him, then points out how poorly he's doing. She helps him with his form, and he starts to develop his own style. On the last night of her stay, she hears about a Grimm attacking nearby, and she and Jaune go out and fight it. They kill the monster, using their own unique styles, and save the day. Blake leaves, with Jaune promising he'll be a totally different fighter the next time they meet. Blake holds him to that.

Passing through Vale, she meets a beautiful blonde beating the tar out of some gangsters. She helps her out, and they escape on Bumblebee. While out, the beauty, known as Yang, explains her role as a vigilante to protect her younger sister. She then explains the increase in gang activity, and the involvement of the White Fang. Blake offers to help, and the two start cracking skulls and books to find more on the White Fang. Eventually, it leads to a confrontation between the two against Torchwick and the White Fang. Torchwick goes to jail, and the White Fang disperse. Yang and Blake say their farewells, and Blake goes back to her travel West.

Trudging through Vacuo, Blake is constantly fighting for her life. She's about to be killed when a handsome man named Sun jumps out of nowhere and saves him. He then gets in trouble and she saves him. He admits he feels safer with her and follows her everywhere. It annoys her until she learns his sad backstory about always having to keep leaving everything behind, and wanting one constant in his life. She reluctantly agrees, and the two hang out in Vacuo, learning about the culture of strong survive, weak behind.

Blake recieves a message from Ilia to meet her in Atlas. The two begin their new journey to the East, which feels off to Sun. They meet up with Yang, and the two blondes compete with each other over who's the better crime stopper. Blake puts an end to it by proving she's the better, and that stopping crime is more important than competing with each other. While Yang is gone, Ruby steps up as Vale's legal protector.

The three walk through Mistral, and Sun feels hungry. He steals some apples from a cart, escaping with enough for them all. Jaune catches up to him and tries to arrest him. They fight until Blake breaks it up, and pays for the apples, chiding Sun. Jaune doesn't feel comfortable with Blake hanging out with Sun, and joins to keep an eye on him. Yang jokes about how Blake attracts all the blonds.

They arrive in Atlas, where Blake meets up with Ilia, who is forced to work as a servant for the Schnee family. Blake demands her freedom, but is forced to work by Jacques Schnee and his daughter, Weiss. Blake and Ilia reconnect, and Ilia explains how she pities Weiss for living with such a horrible father. The two team up and persuade Weiss to break free. When Jacques tries to lay the hammer down, Jaune, Sun, and Yang work together to break them all free. Blake offers her hand to Weiss, who accepts and joins them in their travels.

Suddenly, the White Fang attack, and Adam arrives and kidnaps Blake. He escapes with her, and the group don't know where to go until Ilia explains the White Fang base is in Menagerie, where Blake and her lived. They head South for the final battle.

Adam hypnotizes Blake to become the new Queen of the White Fang, and she becomes too brutal for him, or anyone else to control. Weiss uses her SDC connection to get backing for the rescue. Jaune plans out the strategy for Sun and Ilia sneaking in with Weiss, and letting Jaune and Yang in through the back entrance.

It all leads to a final confrontation, just after Blake destroys Adam and declares him too weak to rule over Fsunus and Humans. The group reluctantly fight Blake, reminding her of all the good times they shared. Blake eventually is worn down until they all hug the evil out of her.

Epilogue is of them all living together in Menagerie, enjoying another beautiful day at the beach. Jaune and Weiss play beach volleyball, which Weiss tries to gamble on with an exorbitant amount of money, which Jaune declines because it isn't fair, since he always wins. Yang splashes Sun, which he splashes back, and the two continue to splash until Yang throws sand at him. Sun laments that it's the one thing he can never escape. Ilia and Blake watch their "friends" from the wooden balcony, then hold hands talking about how much fun they had together.

Blake thinks back to everything she learned about Faunus and Human differences, and decides there's no real, significant difference.

[crazywolf828]

Trying to do research for a fic but man anything that has a Pyrrha ship really ends up being... Let's say problematic...

[zexapher]

The Crew Meets Saphron for the First Time

I was leafing through some character stills yesterday for a whole other meme I was making when I saw this one of Blake with an absolutely maniacal look upon her face seeing Saphron for the first time, and I just knew I had to throw something together. It just looked too funny to pass up.

The show has this sort of off-screen friendship between Jaune and Blake going on. Do they do bookclub together? I don't know, but little bits like this really sneak it in. She is so ready to bang meet Jaune's sister. Blake wants the blonde harem to go through the childhood stories and pics, gather some blackmail material.

That scene in general is too good, so much going on. The sibling energy with Jaune, who totally knows his sister will embarrass him. It comes with Oscar, with that vacant look on his face and his hands tucked into his pockets and everything! Qrow in the background having none of it. Yang and Nora! Ren lookin’ too cool. Weiss with that wholesome smirk.

Then Ruby absolutely pops off, living her best life! It’s inspirational.

[stripclub-elysium]

The worst kind of admirer, turning your favorite Team into your personal Harem (Closed RP with @tokufan400)

Akuma Crimson has been a fan of Team RWBY since they first made the news... Ruby with her Silver eyes, Weiss, the Heiress of the Schnee Company, Blake a fellow Faunus and Yang... Ruby's big sister.

For long, those 4 were out of his reach, that was until Akuma discovered 4 ancient gems that would slowly made the victim fall in love with their master and now Akuma will make each of the girls his, starting with the leader herself Ruby

"Hey, wait a minute... you're Ruby Rose, aren't you? He greets the lone silvereyed huntress