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Baki: Today we're gonna learn how to summon animals
Temari, Kankuro and Gaara: Okay, we're ready.
Baki: Great, so what you'll need is a bit of your own blood...
Temari: ...
Kankuro: ...
Gaara: ... ☹️
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🗣️BUT ITS THE YELLOW SUITE‼️‼️
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Help, there’s a fuckin skeleton in the ground and Foolisha and Bad are saying that it’s Wilbur
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No hate on this ship it just strikes me funny for some reason y’all do what you want but….
Evens x doug…
Evans isn’t even his own character he is the early stage of Doug… and… the fact people are shipping Doug with himself technically is just so fucking funny to me because my immediate thought on Doug’s reaction to that is: “oh fuck ya I would date myself”
That just makes me cackle so hard 
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Paused “Ride the Lightning” to see what Claire was watching on her screen, and...
... she’s watching the fucking walrus cartoon that Tooley is always watching!
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Losing my mind a little bit at the veteran tumblr users making posts addressed to former reddit users praising them for making posts like they’re kindergarten teachers talking to a room full of five year olds.
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crying 😂
“Deac you’ve been married for years..”
outta pocket Tan outta pocket
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
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i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die
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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
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9 year old Dick: If you’re a friendless loser and you know it, clap your hands!
Bruce:
Dick: Clap. Your. Hands.
Bruce: *clap clap*
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12 year old Jason: HEY YOU!
Jason: HEEEEEY YOU!
Jason: HEY! YOU!
Bruce: It’s not polite to not call people by their names, Robin.
Jason: Nice try, Hey You. I know my mentor’s name.
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13 year old Tim: You see this coffee, Bruce?
Bruce: Thank you for making this for m-
Tim: This is my coffee. You are having water. Only people who don’t break mugger’s fingers get coffee.
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Clark: Batman, your Robins are so polite. They must have been a joy to raise.
Bruce, through clenched teeth: Such a joy.
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