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I just wonder how much the DC timeline has to be fucked around with to get Bruce to be training with David Cain at the same time that Cass is being trained so he can get her early and break all of that assholes bones
#early Cass au where theres a hot minute that she and Jason think that they're half siblings through her moms side#maybe he runs into her right after her first kill and just goes home to let alfred know hes still alive and also has a little daughter now#it would be funny if he just continued all his batman training but with a six-year-old by his side#it would be a bad parent move but he would keep her safe and again... it would be funny#just as long as you don't take the idea too seriously#maybe ra's bonds with him for being a girldad#again... it would be funny#like it would be interesting if she stayed long enough in davids 'care' to get all the training but also... what if she was baby#and a barely-20s bruce is carrying her around for his assassin training because he wont leave her behind but also he has a Plan#he spends aprox. one second hearing that it would be hard for the local cps to deal with her and is like 'okay i guess she's mine now'#oh no im actually thinking about this as an au... i really don't have the room to deal with the ideas i have this is not good for my brain.#cassandra cain#bruce wayne#batgirl#batfamily#batman#batfam
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#would you fall in love with me again#odysseus#odysseus x penelope#penelope#the odyssey#epic the musical#IT'S JUST A JOKE#I KNOW HE WAS SCARED and angry IT'S JUST TOO FUNNY#spoilers#ig
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Dog Meshi.
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#laios touden#The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere.#It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours.#This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft.#Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures.#Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants.#That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.'#He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city.#“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually.#A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are!#Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers.#Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps.#Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.
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I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be
a). I needed to watch that car and
b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.
It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.
Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.
So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.
She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?
And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:
"Because it was foretold."
And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.
I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.
#Mormon Jesus really wanted me to watch someone crack their bumper?#It was kind of funny to watch#like if this is gods apology i guess i can take it#a decade and a half of radio silence between former highschool friends and then one sends the other a shitpost#and maybe the friendship isnt fixed but its a channel you know?#at least we're talking again#would that all my stupid mistakes could be divine shitposts#amen#Babylon-Lore
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Bridge to turnabout doodles
#EDGEWORTH WITH THE CRANE FOLDING IS SO FUNNY AND SO CUTE LOL#and hearing characters react to his glare + his own monologue about it is peak#I wanna revisit the first case after I finish this now that I now abt Diego Armando#I think that whole debacle had to do with dahlia also poisoning him but since I didn’t know much abt him at the time I wanna see again#iris and pearl have similar glaring(?) faces and its really cute#when I went to visit iris again in the detention centre after poking around the temple i was startled when gumshoe followed me LOL#I guess hes kind of like my substitute for maya???#and they voiced edgeworths take that line when I had to use the Magatama thats so neat!!!!#I squinted and they did the same thing for the dialogue button and talk screens- his silhouette is where phoenix’s would be#I thought that was a really nice subtle touch#doodles#my art#myart#ace attorney#aa#trials and tribulations#bridge to turnabout#im still really early in the case though#mia fey#iris fey#diego armando#dick gumshoe#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright
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I see your “Apollo agreed so easily because he doesn’t care about Odysseus” and raise you “the god of prophecy knows that Odysseus is going to make it home, so he’s not going to make much of an effort to stop him.”
#epic the musical#epic the wisdom saga#epic: the musical#epic: the wisdom saga#the wisdom saga#epic spoilers#epic the musical spoilers#god games#apollo#epic apollo#epic odysseus#odysseus#🐍#honestly thought this would hover at around 30 notes and never show up in my notifs again after a day or two#(not that I care about or made this post to get notes. it blowing up is just funny to me.)
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The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#fnaf movie#security breach#fnaf fanart#MORE SCENE VANNY 🩵🩵🩵#also this is a semi sequel to the Mikes ver I made#seeing I think the Vanessas deserve the funny too 😤#I like to think Vanny would tell her younger self white lies#she knows at that age she just wanted to know life would get better for her#seeing teen her was stuck living with her awful father#Vanessa’s life does get hard again as an adult but.. SINCE HW2 I think she’s in a better place#finally stood up to her abuser and all so it does get better#WHILE MOVIE VANESSA …#bit more manic here BAHAH#listen if younger Vanessa loosen screws on her fathers suit#would anyone even know 🙏🏾#she could get away with it-#Movie Vanessa of course would want to prevent things anyway she can#the Afton kids always being a lil crazy is so real
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I am SO deeply hoping that they make Stone the big bad of Sonic 4. PLEASE let him go crazy over losing Robotnik again PLEASE PARAMOUNT IM BEGGING YOU.
#I really hope Robotnik is dead dead#so then stone gets his chance to shine#but then again it would be really funny if sonic 4 ended with stone getting home after failing to defeat Sonic#and Robotnik is just sitting there on the couch#but PLEASE let stone go a little crazy I would be SO ecstatic#sonic 3 spoilers#sonic movie spoilers#sonic movie 3 spoilers#sonic the hedgehog movie#sonic movie#sonic#sonic 3#sonic movie 3#sonic the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog 3#stobotnik#agent stone#dr robotnik#jimbotnik#stone x robotnik#ivo robotnik#movie robotnik#doctor robotnik#lee majdoub#jim carrey
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save me softly lit slightly out of focus star trek women save me
#they should start doing this again#just bc it would be funny#star trek#star trek the original series#star trek tos#nyota uhura
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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure
#dunmeshi#really cool art i thought up#kabru of utaya#mithrun#dunmeshi spoilers#<- idk. anime watchers dont know who mithrun is or what he does so i think it needs a spoiler warning#labru#<- I GUESS..................#I'M SORRY For adding that stupid fucking figure i think it's really funny and i never want to see it again in my life#i don't think his succubus would show up as that thing i think hes more Complex than that it would just be funny#also mithrun's succubus might actually shapeshift who knows?? Thats not what this comic is about though. just My Funny Joke.
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Over and Over Again (click for clarity)
Inspired by ‘Would You Fall in Love with Me Again’ by Jorge Rivera-Herrans.
Or what if Jason was Odysseus and was forced to be away from his loved ones for 20 years while Jazz was his Penelope, who faithfully keeps the throne secure for him until he returns?
Fresh off the printing press, @gilbirda 🫡 I thought to post it on Monday, but I had a schedule and nothing else to post so… here you go :3
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny phantom x dc#dp x dc crossover#jazz fenton#jason todd#dp x epic the musical#anger management ship#hardcover ship#jason x jazz#epic the musical#dp x dc x epic the musical#dp x greek mythology#would you fall in love with me again#this is a funny asf post after all of the other crackposts I just made
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Odysseus: I am no longer the man you fell in love with- hold up
Penelope: What's wrong my love?
Odysseus: wait here, I need to go back to the underworld and beat up a certain prophet, I'll be home for dinner
#That's why you don't trust oracles they're NEVER helpful#epic the musical#odysseus#tiresias#the ithaca saga#epic the underworld saga#incorrect epic quotes#incorrect epic the musical quotes#no longer you#would you fall in love with me again#Funny#Memes
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Imagine if Yin Yu was better at acting and managed to hide his identity from Quan Yizhen except due to his habit of helping/saving QYZ even while actively disliking/fearing him, QYZ ends up getting super attached to the Waning Moon Officer (think: stuffing gold bars in Xie Lian’s offering box & throwing a bed at Pei Ming to help him but 10x worse). I just think this would make for a really amusing (for me) and stressful (for YY) identity porn scenario


#yin yu considering becoming a missing person AGAIN#this would not last long btw. no matter what qyz would recognise his shixiong very quickly#a hypothetical fanfic would be 3 chapters at most and the ruse would be up by the end of the first#but it would be funny while it lasted#my art#quan yizhen#yin yu#quan yizhen x yin yu#quanyin#tgcf#tgcf fanart#tian guan ci fu#mxtx tgcf#heaven official's blessing#mxtx
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happy halloween! 🎃🐈⬛👻🐇
#i just wanted to draw emu as a jiangshi .#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#emu otori#proseka#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi#rui kamishiro#wxs#wonderlands x showtime#polysho#enjoy halloween everynyan unfortunately i have to go work a shift. i thought abt dressing up for fun when i get back#but 1 im lazy 2 i dont live alone and its my luck that somebody ends up knocking when im in the middle of being dressed like a clown#so i would rather not risk it. idk how people get into cosplay just for photoshoots/videos i dont have that conviction .#but halloween con was lots of fun and i got to see friends and trade candy so i enjoyed my celebration already. ^_^#also STOP BEATING THE SHITNOUT OF ME IDEK IF I CAN BOOO BACK FROM A SIDE BLOG. YOURE KILLUNG ME#once again some random guy will be hittimg you back. boo#to end my tags i am going to be pissed off because i cannot draw well rn and its KILLING MEEEEEE#im art blocked as hell and mad about it. my zines....#its so annoying like with my personal art its whatever but people spend Money on zines i need to get good.#its been like over a week so i thought inwould be free. sigh#i often draw emu fiending off of tsukasa. the way things should be. amen#also inthink rui would love to go all out for costumes but he got busy modding a tshirt launcher to shoot candy and forgot abt his costume#so hes a tuxedo cat. he thinks hes so funny
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for legal reasons this is a joke
#fnaf#fnaf sb#fnaf dca#dca fandom#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#dca who au#doodle dump#got blasted by a random idea i had to draw again#y/n is offscreen going O_O#not canon! in case it wasn’t clear. i just thought this would be really funny
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How Jeff really dies in FNAF into the pit…
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#jeff fnaf#oswald fnaf#pit bonnie#into the pit#jeff’s pizza#spring bonnie#UNSERIOUS comic time…#it’s so funny Jeff in canon would fall for a deez nuts joke#he fell for ‘Ima Lousirr’ prank call#he didnt even notice until Oswald had to point it out to him#idk who taught pit Bonnie this joke#maybe he learned on his own on his quest to appear like a normal human#can’t believe he’d take Jeff out like that in TOTALLY real canon#Jeff don’t unbelievably dirty#yes this comic is an excuse to draw Jeff again 🩵
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