#again... it would be funny
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science-lings · 3 months ago
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I just wonder how much the DC timeline has to be fucked around with to get Bruce to be training with David Cain at the same time that Cass is being trained so he can get her early and break all of that assholes bones
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lovely-p-issues · 5 months ago
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago
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Dog Meshi.
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inbabylontheywept · 1 year ago
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I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be
a). I needed to watch that car and
b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.
It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.
Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.
So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.
She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?
And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:
"Because it was foretold."
And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.
I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.
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clumsypuppy · 6 months ago
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Bridge to turnabout doodles
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baambastic · 9 months ago
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I see your “Apollo agreed so easily because he doesn’t care about Odysseus” and raise you “the god of prophecy knows that Odysseus is going to make it home, so he’s not going to make much of an effort to stop him.”
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chloesimaginationthings · 10 months ago
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The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..
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ranpos-autism · 5 months ago
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I am SO deeply hoping that they make Stone the big bad of Sonic 4. PLEASE let him go crazy over losing Robotnik again PLEASE PARAMOUNT IM BEGGING YOU.
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flying-ham · 1 year ago
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save me softly lit slightly out of focus star trek women save me
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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure
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demonic0angel · 4 months ago
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Over and Over Again (click for clarity)
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Inspired by ‘Would You Fall in Love with Me Again’ by Jorge Rivera-Herrans.
Or what if Jason was Odysseus and was forced to be away from his loved ones for 20 years while Jazz was his Penelope, who faithfully keeps the throne secure for him until he returns?
Fresh off the printing press, @gilbirda 🫡 I thought to post it on Monday, but I had a schedule and nothing else to post so… here you go :3
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thetiredprometheus · 5 months ago
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Odysseus: I am no longer the man you fell in love with- hold up
Penelope: What's wrong my love?
Odysseus: wait here, I need to go back to the underworld and beat up a certain prophet, I'll be home for dinner
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clingonlikeclingwrap · 15 days ago
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Imagine if Yin Yu was better at acting and managed to hide his identity from Quan Yizhen except due to his habit of helping/saving QYZ even while actively disliking/fearing him, QYZ ends up getting super attached to the Waning Moon Officer (think: stuffing gold bars in Xie Lian’s offering box & throwing a bed at Pei Ming to help him but 10x worse). I just think this would make for a really amusing (for me) and stressful (for YY) identity porn scenario
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heartorbit · 7 months ago
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happy halloween! 🎃🐈‍⬛👻🐇
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magicicephoenix · 6 months ago
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for legal reasons this is a joke
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chloesimaginationthings · 9 months ago
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How Jeff really dies in FNAF into the pit…
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