#alchohlic

[circusofsnakes]

Fanchildren are my specialty

[ditzybat]

bruce: everyone this is mia mizoguchi, she —

jason: okay we need to host an intervention, this is getting ridiculous

damian: i thought when he brought the starfish home he would realize his problem

tim: this is bruce we’re talking about, bruce who collects robins like pokémon, of course he doesn’t see his problem

steph: hopefully this one won’t die, we all have at least once and it’s making me think the mantel is a curse

dick: i think bruce needs to go to the child hoarding equivalent of alchohlics anonymous - nothing against you though mia!

duke: honestly it’s not that bad, you get free housing, a vaguely parental shaped figure, food, and a complimentary red head or super when you join this child bird-hero militia

mia: i have parents, why am i even here??

[silvershewolf247]

I had this idea inspired by a convo with @streets-in-paradise where Andy gets paid to go to the premiere of Chucky Goes Psycho so people will stop calling the film "exploitative" and "immoral" and he ends up meeting Tiffany who's disguised as Jennifer Tilly and then like they become weird friends because he thinks she's Jennifer Tilly and a victim of Chucky. And she's still worried about Chucky killing her, so Andy's useful to keep around.

Then she's like "you're a nice guy can you set me up with one of your friends" and Andy's like, "Yes but there's a catch" and she's like "what, is he ugly, is he an alchohlic, or a gambler" and he's like, "Well, she's a lesbian" and that's how she ends up dating Kyle.

Also when I think about it, I remember this

[o-okay-comfortable]

i like style but like why in the angst fluff universe stans always and alchohlic and emo because wendy broke up with him and he literally has no friends and he also SMOKES TOO but kyles like this nerd guy and shit and they either start talking again cause of like a party or something or a group project then fall in love

(Ive only read 3 angst fanfics, can you tell)

[the-firebird69]

These people here are a bunch of metal patients yelling and screaming demands at our son i've actually had it I don't wanna deal with these people anymore I want you guys to come out front and start doing this job and you criticizing me to death and you're wrong you're saying the wrong things you're bothering us and you don't get this really ridiculous what they're doing and saying is stupid it's annoying well we need to switch gears not for sure we need these people to go somewhere right now i'm starting to understand we need to leave now we're getting to it. Now the ambulance went down the road several times for people around here and it's starting to happen and they're curious about the circles and they are moving on it rightnow

we have movement here. tons of it. and itis heavenly yes finally they do soemthing else. and we hit due to it yes. and they say it could be his.or better and old shp of dave and proof. and they run there. he sysa it yeh could be you frehsmen and they laugh we aare not out of college yet and thats the minion. hahah lol super dave.lo i invented the show good for me i will be inundated...adn more. and ok a saesperoson fro the duff beeer and bja will asign good. and duffman and we see. we compete now and shall. now too. need it and you do too lol. no alchohl duff yes and not brewed. tastes good and works. lovely stuff and kids an drink it lol ok mb not lol ahahh.

really thoug each lleader wants a look and take turns no it is fierce and here too each hoousehold tries and will go thre tonight. and sees it. we feel the seudo empire mines the uraniuma nd our son says oh come on you dont know and they are smirking and dont say it y ou idiot. and tey are ignorant as hell.

bja says knows it and cant get there. tons are at it. now this is a goal they can achieve.

Thor Freya

Olympus

we need this and do it. and he says ok good. and need it out.

dave was is a badman and ok

brad

[into-my-inner-mind]

6/8/2024

To my boyfriends father.

You are a pathetic shit excuss for a father.

You suck the life and joy out of everyone, especially your son.

I hate you.

I only wish the worse for you.

I hope your son lives his best life inspite of you and I hope when you are on your death bed that you are alone.

You are mentally unwell and you make it other peoples problems, because while you quote un quote care about mental health, you don't act like it. You act as though you are immune to making others mental health worse.

You are a lazy entilted brat.

You disgust me.

You make your son do your laundry and fold it becasue you are to lazy to get your fat entiled ass up and do it like the adult you are supposed to be, and when he forgets because he has a bunch of other shit to do (that you told him he needs to do) you yell at him and call him a pussy for having a (possible) small trauma respose that you caused.

You should've never been aloud to have kids.

You are nothing more then a worthless, stupid, fat, lazy, pathetic, spoiled and entilted, addict.

Just because you stopped using drugs (bad ones not weed, he still does that) doesn't stop you from being an alchohlic.

I hate you. I have a disdan for you. I am only 18 and I am more of an adult then you could ever dream to be.

I feel sorry for you, and I hope when your son stopls talking to you realize all the shit you caused and cry

[mythallia]

i'm pretty sure he was besties with colm (an alchohlic)

Happy mother's day to all the redacted moms- oh sorry David you can have one of huxleys

[last-nirvana]

FRIDAY

[hollisiguess]

were gonna be here a minute but imma try to explain with no spoilers (I hope)

so first picture a disney princess. Now put her in hell and thats how u get our main character Charlie. Charlie is daughter of Lucifer (ya this show is like based but also completely diff from the bible sp if that makes you uncomfortable I dont suggest it) and Lilith. Shes an idealist and sees the good in everyone. So when something such as the yearly extermination exists (aka when angels called exorcists come down to kill the sould in hell for overpopulation) shes gonna wanna stop it. So she comes up with a (hopefully) solution a place to redeem sinners!( So the hazbin hotel) However people are doubtful cause you know no one has actually ever been redeemed so ya.

Shes not alone in this endevor ( is that how u spell that idk man) she has her gf Vaggie! Vaggie is alot more grounded then Charlie is the two are basically the incarnation of grumpy x sunshine. As well unlike Charlie Vaggie is not hellborn. Vaggie however despite her grumpiness does genuinely believe in Charlies dream and will try her best to help her acheive it.

Then we have Angeldust. Hes a the first and only sinner whos staying at the hotel. He doesnt believe in redemption but hey their letting him stay there rent free so he does not care. Imma just say now Angel has ALOT of trauma he needs to process and his strategy is essentially self destruction, sex jokes, and pissing off Vaggie (a common trend among the cast lol). Angels honestly a fun chracter and deserved fan fav. He is also a drug addict just like his name indicates. Oh and hes a pornstar forgot to mention that part lol.

Next up is Alastor hes a but of a special case. He is a sinner but an EXTREMELY powerful one. Hes known as the radio demon for reasons... hes also an overlord ( hells has like a classification system btw that from most powerful to least goes Lucifer, Lilith and Charlie, the seven deadly sins, the ars goetia, overlords, sinners, hellborn and imps and hell hounds who are also hellborn but like lower and there are seven rings of hell (each sin has one ring of hell) but Hazbin is focused on the pride ring ruled by lucifer populated but the sinners and overlords the rest of hell is tackled in Hazbins sister show Helluva boss which is fully on youtube unlike hazbin and is a banger). Alastor is a chracter with even were the series is currently not even just at the beggining is a chracter shrowded in mystery. Hes also like most likely not a good dude in the slightest. He never frowns he will always be seen with a smile on his face no matter what hes feeling inside. He also like co-owns the hotel with Charlie. Why is he helping you ask? Well sheer absolute boredoom essentially hes here for a laugh. Oh and as mentioned with Angeldust he also likes to annoy the shit out of Vaggie shes essentially his punching bag lol.

Alright then we have Husk also a sinner but he is NOT here by his free will. Alastor owns his soul (how he got it u gotta watch the show cause im not spoiling shit) and forced him to be here. Hes the bartender and very very grumpy constantly. As said during the pilot he "lost the ability to love years ago". Hes also a alchohlic and gambling addict.

Last but notleast is the psycho, bad boy lover and clean freak Nifty. Nifty is like the majority of the cast a sinner. And just like Husk she is forced to be here but unlike Husk she doesnt really mind. She also is at war with bugs lol. Shes special to say the least but meh I love her.

Now thats the main cast there are more chracters in the show and another chracter who i hesitated adding but these are the guys in the pilot (which is on youtube if you feel like watching it and u gotta watc( the pilot first the the actual show on prime if u have it there are obvi other ways to watch it but im not risking it). This show is also very much and adult show dont get tricked by its exterior it is catered towards adults if your a minor watch it if u want just be warned its most episodes at least 16+ and there are some trigger warnings such as abuse and rape. There is currently one season out of eight episodes pf 20 mins each so there are some pacing issues but its still a great show nonetheless. Its not for everyone but its a show i love and cherish so ya. Oh and fun fact the only straight chracter in the main cast is Nifty! (Charlie is bi, Vaggie is a lesbian, Angel is gay (mlm), Alastor is asexual and Husk is pan!)

someone explain to me please what hazbin hotel is even about im so confused /gen

[howling-science]

[k-knightt-blog]

I spoke to you with words I no longer dare to use, words you no longer give a damn about, because I love you was just a shot of whisky. two shots, four, six, eleven. you said, you fucking said that I made you sick, words aside, skin, blood aside, I didn’t pour anything down your throat. I tried to save you, as silly as it sounds, I tried to pull you out, but you just kicked and screamed, and left bruises on my cheeks.

About the x part 3 - Knight

[mysharona1987]

*Me to my sister in my dad’s final years* *Me* “You know,  every time he looks at you, me or Angela or mum, he’s truly sorry for being a spiteful, horrible, emotionally abusive drunk.  I believe that. But I think he is still a monster. A self-pitying one, sure, but what does that mean, at this point?”

*Her* “Stop being so mean, Sharon. He has a disease.”.

*Me* “Oh, now you say that, But remember when he tried to murder our mother in front of us? Then when we tried to phone the police and he crushed the phone with his foot? That’s not alcoholism; that’s evil. You and your rose-tinted fucking glasses.”

[windupwhiskey-blog]

I don't know whats wrong with me, but I wish it was something else.

Drinking Song, Jenny Owen Youngs

[drugdealer-chic-blog]

[iamadamstanley]

Booze made everything more beautiful, except those things that really mattered. It made those things invisible.

A.S.