Robin: That's kinda lame B.
Batman, just tying up some goons and not knowing what the hell he did:....... I'm Batman.
Robin, tilting their head: yeah?
Batman: I'm cool.
Robin:
Batman:
Robin *pitying*: Are you though?
Robin leaves Batman to his existential crisis:
Goon: Teenagers, amirite? Guess you're never cool to them. Even if you're Batman.
Batman drops the ropes and goons stumbles face first:
Goon:......... Not cool, man.
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Do you take requests?
As many as you want and more.
The theme would be nothing too big to get my account blocked. LMAO. (It have always been open to everyone.)
Just let me bring you Levi and I'm immediately free.
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everytime I feel like changing my identity, I take up a new hobby.
Reader, I have WAY too many hobbies.
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.
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>be me, massive egg
>kind of a 6/10, mid looking, glasses, nerdy clothes, scruffy beard, baggy eyes
>have a type that i have to hots for
>gothy wth bangs, slightly chubby
>egg cracks, transition, dye my hair, change my fashion style, gain weight do to eating healthier
>mfw i became my type
>always was a little bi but now with hormones i start developing more of an attraction for men
>find out i like nerdy, scruffy guys with glasses and baggy eyes
>mfw past me is now my type
>wtf
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Cryptid batfam.
Robin playing with a baby while Batman deals with the criminals because they got injured and need to take it lightly: *making faces, quiet chirps, and soft growls*
Random nice citizen: Aw, goochikoochi baby~ you wike our Wobin fwiend yes~ Aren't they so bwight~ Wellow so nice yes~
Baby: *laughs*
Robin playing with a baby while Batman deals with the criminals because they got injured and need to take it lightly, bored:....... Aw, goochikoochi baby~ you wike our Wobin fwiend yes~ Aren't they so bwight~ Wellow so nice yes~
Random nice citizen:....
Baby: *laughs*
Robin, no longer bored, still in the same voice as the random nice citizen, secretly preening at the videos being taken of the first ever recorded instance of Robin speaking: Borrow. Thank you.
Random nice citizen:..........haha
Random nice citizen:......... That doesn't come with my soul, right, haha?
Robin, no longer bored: Just for a week.
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Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on
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