#and i know thats really silly and doesnt mean anything

[youngdragon463]

1: Yes

2: My brother

3: No

4: Yes

5: Single

6: Clinging onto every ounce of life I have left all the while forcing myself to stay concious as long as possible. I dont know if Ill get another chance, so I want to go out making sure I dont leave a second unlived

7: Kabab

8: Football, Soccer. Liked neither

9: Yes

10: playing with my brother

11: I like a lot of people, however none of that is romantic or sexual.

12: No

13: I dont think so

14: Yes I miss my mom I am on a trip currently

15: Many, 3 dog 5 cat

16:

17: No

18: Yes

19: No, never, not in a million years

20: I havent

21: Continue coding a silly little minecraft project

22: Im 50/50. Im not opposed to the idea some day. The amount doesnt really matter.

23: No

24: Math and science

25: I think yes, I havent had many friends but I have moved a couple times

26: Dark Chocolate coated Caramel sprinkled in corse salt

27: I hope not, I havent been in a relationship so probobly no

28: No

29: No

30: Coding is hard

31: I have many people who care for me. I am compleatly oblivous if anyone is attracted 5k me however but I think not.

32: Azure

33: No

34: Tensura

35: My Mother

36: Others might think so, but my logic is as long as their capable of wanting change thats enough for me.

37: Forgive, I refuse to forget I will grasp onto every memory I can

38: I think so

39: Older than I am now

40: No

41: Soup

42: No, their is no true reason for anything, the beauty of intelligent life is that they created the concept of meaning

43: Bathroom

44: No, if your done with a relationship end it before you do somthing with someone else, if your not in a situation to do so, fight for a safe enviornment

45: No, I will only be mean in jest. I belive a lot of people have gentleness confused with "softness"

46: Depends on your meaning, technically ive never been in a real fight, but I have come to blows with my brother, most of the time its for fun not for argument and never serious enough to draw blood.

47: Yes and no, I dont belive in the idea that some people are just magically perfect for eachother on contact. But I do belive that you can foster a truly healthy bond with another by learning and growing from eachother

48: Rain

49: Yes

50: Im not opposed to the idea but I doubt I would find someone for me and that concept doesnt bother me. The marrage itself doesnt matter to me anyone I form a sufficently strong bond with automatically becomes someone I want to spend time with. I dont truly understand the concept of romanticism.

51: Ive never been called such so I dont know how id feel.

52:

53: No I would not change it but having multiple would be cool. In a lot of fantasy many powerful entities have mutiple names and one true name that holds power over their being. I would want a true name and possibly another one so my govt/actual name, my true name, and my personally/altetnate name I just think it would be neat, it wouldnt like be different personalitys or identies though more just like different things to call me.

54: No

55: I cant even be my compleat self in isolation what do you think?

56: I would want to talk about it with them so I can truly understand how they feel and why. I would want to handle the situation delicatly and explain to them that while I dont feel the same I do have an increadible bond with them and I dont want them to drift away because of it.

57: My Step Mother

58: My Mother

59: No

60: Yes my closest friends and family. Their is no pain I wouldnt endure to keep them safe.

The post whent from 40 to 51 so theres only 60. That took a while

@the-fallen-collective

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[eldrbraus]

the "trey and sebek are cousins" propaganda is spreading. good. as it should be.

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

fang i need to see yukimiya with an oversexed s/o so bad

i think about this all the time bc of hypersexuality

tags for some implied religious trauma on mr yukimiyas part and very explicit sexual content. reader is very wanton lol, 18+

it is . sooooo hard for him. the thing is yukimiya genuinely thinks of you as such a warm, kind person. his feelings for you are so deep and sincere and completely removed from any lust he might feel for you. or at least that lust is intertwined with a stronger desire to be gentle and intimate and sweet with you yk

but you are sooooo horny and so shameless and it is soooo much for that poor boy. i do genuinely think yukimiya has like self imposed saving himself for marriage thing. and he's super upfront about it with you from the start bc u so obviously want to jump his bones. he has a very Strong sense of discipline overall.

like the first time you kiss you're just like... all over him. hands in his hair, pressed against his lap, tongue in mouth and he is trying to handle all the sensory input and failing. he has to PRY you off of him and he's so red and he's like no no we can't go any further.

and you pout jokingly but you never push him. you're so sweet about it, maybe a little teasing but that's it. you always express your desires and voice them, always tell him whats on you mind. if you think he looks handsome or sexy or whatever—you'll sort of fidget with the end of your straw and bite and make a comment so unbelievably lewd before moving right along.

you make these like... eyes at him. fuck me eyes, he's heard the term before but he didn't really get it until he met you. you know exactly what you want from him and you're thinking about how you can get it. a little dazed, very determined. always gets him sooo flush.

you brush things off easily enough when he blows you off about it. you're a lot but you're not....forceful or anything. he makes a little face of faux disappointment and you laugh it off and thats all there really is but the longer you date the less he feels sure of himself.

yukimiya wanted to get married young and didnt see a whole lot of purpose in trying to lose virginity to someone he didn't love so he held onto it for longer than most people. that plus growing up religious its just something he was so sure about it.

and he does want to treat you well. marry you. yukimiya is the first guy to ever be such a gentleman to you and he doesnt want to taint that because of his own ...desires. its dirty to him. he doesn't think it's bad when you want things, but it's different when he wants things.

but it gets. harder and harder. you're so forward and you are also so good at touching him (too good) and so attractive already without trying very hard. you could do anything and look insanely beautiful to him but god.

you really don't go farther than making out and heavy petting. but that in itself gets so obscene. the way you space out your kisses, the way you flick your tongue - how your hands slide up his chest and neck, thumb rubbing against his ears, how you carry your weight in his lap, how you use your teeth. you kiss him like you could eat him whole.

when your hand gets on his belt he always loses his sense of reason - only barely tears himself a way from it each time. half-hard and apologetic. eventually you get the feeling that he's not even... it's not like he doesn't want to do it but he's holding onto beliefs he only barely has.

you have to have a long conversation about it i think. give him a peptalk about how you know how much he loves you and sex can be intimate too etc. when he's still resistant to it, you make a compromise. no penetration until he's ready, even if that means marriage. no sex. you think its silly but it helps him make sense of everything.

i think he agrees to this kind of blindly, assuming it will take the edge and tension off. like letting the pressure out slowly so something doesnt explode.

but. once you open that box, you can't really close it again.

so you do everything but have sex. and it absolutely makes him want to fuck you.

its light at first. dry humping while you make out and making him cum in his jeans. giving a handjob or teaching him how to finger you ("for when you do fuck me, someday"). directing him on how exactly you like getting head - on foreplay, your sure hands over his shaky ones as he make him squeeze your tits and guide them into his mouth. tell him the other places on your body you like being touched.

you teach him things about his own body too. or rather, he learns them because of you. his ears get red and sensitive, he likes when you bite his ear lobes lightly.his lips too. likes your hands on his biceps or chest or back, kissing and rubbing his muscles appreciatively. it does something to him. he knows he's attractive but it's... different. it's a nice feeling to be wanted but being wanted by you makes his whole body break into these terrible shivers.

he learns that the tip of his cock is way more sensitve than it should be. he learns he doesn't mind when you take advantage of this either.

he's got a few moles on his body and he likes how you kiss them when you go down on him. on his hip and inner thigh and some other places. likes when you rub up against him in general, when you cling to him during it or when your nails dig into his arms

yukimiya likes how... relaxed you get when you feel good. the first time he makes you cum with his mouth he feels so absurdly accomplished, even more so when you giggle at him and kiss him so full of love.

nothing changes. you go on dates and see each other. sleep in the same bed. but when you stay over at his place now - he's started to anticipate your little escapades.

no penetration. he knows that should mean not getting his dick anywhere near you. but you're persuasive. it's fine, yuu-kun. just slide your dick against me, it'll feel good. you can do it between my thighs, if you want.

the first time yukimiya slides his hard cock through the soft, slick folds of your pussy he nearly passes out. randomly on a date night. it just turns out that way. your hands on the back of his neck, kissing him as it slips through the sticky warmth.

it feels so good. it's mindblowing. it's so unfair. how can something feeling so much better when everything else you've been feeling had felt so incredible? how can there be anything more tempting than what you already do?

but there is. its you with your ass up and your thighs squeeze as yukimiya fucks the plush of them - tip knocking against your clit, catching on your hole, one misstep away from thrusting. the thought haunts him even as he's cumming up against your belly and thighs.

there's a guilt he feels about greed in particular, even more than lust. sometimes you go at it and he just. can't help it. can't help but want more. can't help but shamefully jerk off in the bathroom after you've already done it for a while.

you come onto him the same as always, more now that he's receptive to it but god he can never turn down your advances. even when it'd be smarter to do it. all it takes is his name now, or maybe just you taking his glasses off so it's a little easier to kiss him. it scares him a little, just how easy it'd be to slip up and . take you really. thin threads of control fraying as he gets close and closer to just giving you what you want.

it's Hard. he holds onto it for so long. i think he snaps eventually when you do something very thoughtful for him on a bday or anniversay and he just becomes uncharacteristcally aggressive (not that ur mad) and u have such intense deep missionary. like eye contact, chest to chest, slow rolling of his hips while he grinds into you. it is such a crazy feeling.

yukimiya just really. bends to your whims after you have these breakthroughs. he is so unbearably seduced by you even when he tries so hard to fight but it . god its rough on his brain. shame and pleasure are not opposites for him, that's for sure.

[k-aemi]

Helloo, can I request bully shidou who loves seeing reader crying because of him and his actions so h took a step further and forced her into the Janitor's closet and just fucked her silly. If that's ok with you ofc

shidou ryusei ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ youre so weak its amusing.

smut, pub, non, degrading, dacryphillia, abuse, mentions of urinal, lost of virginity, blood

you never understood why shidou bullied you. you never did a single thing to him before, in fact, you didnt even know him until he started to bully you! you didnt know people could be this cruel.

shidou didnt care. you were like an object, getting your hair pulled, thrown, or degrading words. but you never reported him, he just found it so amusing how someone so weak didnt even have the strength to tell anyone.

he really could see what the limits were. how much until he breaks you. hed wonder if you would report him now, hes gambling his whole life on this bet.

“ah-!” you gripped onto shidous wrist, worthless attempts to stop his harsh grip on your scalp.

“hurt?” shidou mocked your whines that echoed thru the bathroom. him and his little buddies were having a fun time laughing at your pathetic self.

you didnt respond, not like theyd give you any empathy or care to stop. only continuing to cry out with whimpers that fell from your lips.

“cant say shit huh?” he leaned down to your level, seeing the way your teeth grit from the pain. he can only grin at the sight of your tears dripping down your cheeks.

he then grunts in frustration when he hears one of the staff members roaming around close, hed be in big trouble seeing five men surrounding one girl.

“tch, youre lucky i aint use ya body as a urinal yet.” he gripped your jaw tightly to the point its sore, it hurts, it hurts so much. observing your face a bit more, he cant get enough of your eyes that were filled of fear. it turns him on so much he can cum on sight.

he throws you to the stall door, a loud thud echoing. you just feel as if your shoulder got bruised and you had a concussion from that. being left alone as they exit out the restroom. all that shidou can hear were your cries and whines that made him hard. seeing your once smiley face soon destroyed by him made him feel twisted, but a good kind.

he doesnt even get called to the office or anything, he just goes on about his day, thats how he knows you never report anything. meaning he can do about just anything he wanted with you, even if it was sick.

the only good thing about you was that at least you had a decent body. youre probably a virgin because you cant pull for shit, knowing you, itd be surprising if you werent.

its after school hours and you were left in charge to clean the classroom today. you were just happy enough he didnt bother you at all today, you didnt need any more trouble since your shoulder was still sore from yesterday.

you were heading to the janitors closet to see if there were any more supplies since you ran out of wipes for the desks.

shidou walks up the stairs, yawning while he scratches his head. he had forgotten his bag somehow and came back to retrieve it. slouching while he walks before he heard faint footsteps to the side, and to his luck, its you.

“hmm, where does he keep it…?” you rummaged through the shelves and boxes, it seemed like you were getting no where and there probably wasnt any more at all. your cloud of thoughts interrupted when a shadow emit from the door, thinking it was the janitor, you turn around but to your horror it wasnt.

“going to a dead end while im here? what a dirty girl you are.” he leaned against the door frame as he eyed your figure. you were crouched down, and you didnt move an inch. you can only gulp and a bead of sweat dripped down your forehead.

he closes the door behind him, darkness filling the room. you can barely make out of his figure until he grabs you by the collar harshly. throwing you down on your back.

“arent you excited? its just us.” he whispered to your ear, nibbling your earlobe. you shake your head, you didnt want this, all you wanted was to clean then head home! not deal with him.

he smirks, making out of your refusal. “thats a shame. already hard f’ya.” hes stuffs his crotch in your face, the smell filling your nostrils and you want to gag. it smelled musty.

the weight he set on you was heavy, you could barely breathed as he settled down on you. your hands trail to his thighs to nudge him off, but he didnt move an inch.

“dont be like that. promise my size wont disappoint.” he chuckled, unbuckling himself and you can feel his cock springing to life. he swings his hips to the sides, feeling his cock head glide against your lips.

you can feel his pre-cum smearing all over your lips and seeping thru the crack of your mouth. gross. it was slimey and gooey you hated that flavor and texture.

“p-please…i dont wanna..” you whined out. but shidou had other plans.

“just open up, promise i wont bother you anymore.” he lied. a promise or not he was going to have you either way, he didnt care. youre gullible enough to believe through his lies, what a dumb fuck you are he thinks.

you hesitate. you didnt want shidou to bother you anymore! so the best thing was to just listen to him…leaving your mouth slightly ajar, he instantly shoved in his fat cock.

youre left coughing a bit before he starts his erratic thrusting. you feel it down your throat and it burns. burns so much you try to push him off.

“fuckkk.” shidou lets out a low growl, damn your mouth was all warm it made him feel fuzzy. he continued to pound into that mouth of yours till his balls slammed on your face. hearing the way your little moans were muffled excited him so much.

the way your throat contracts with his cock felt so good, hes never felt this before, this new sensation was the best.

youre stuck trying to push him off, but his strength was far greater than yours, theres nothing you can do as you gag, feeling hazy, the room gets warmer by the second, filled with his and your moans.

he bites his lower lip. thinking if he should force his cum in you, or give you a nice little touch to your ugly face.

“think youll look prettier with my cum on you huh?” his thrusts becomes sloppy, but you cant even respond, youre not even sure what he said, his cock was making you dizzy.

“let me give you… a nice facial.” he breathes out before pulling out, to jerk off himself a bit before a huge abundance amount of cum splatted on your face.

“a-ah!” you yelp feeling it spraying everywhere, its gross. this was hell, it almost got into your eye!

his cock turns flaccid for a slight second, but the way your face looked so slutty with his cum has him stiff in just seconds.

“you still g’na help me right? after all, ill leave you alone.” he nippled your earlobe, but youre still trying to catch up with your breath. he only grunts in frustration when he hears someone approaching the door, the shadow from the other side of the door can be seen from the little gap.

he harshly grabs the collar of your shirt, placing you into a nearby locker that was somehow big enough to fit the two of you, the only vision he had was the three line of gaps on the front.

and what do you know, it was the janitor that had entered in. the space made it hard for shidou to contain himself, his cock was on the crack of your ass, and he can just fuck you right now.

he lifts your skirt before tearing your panties apart. he spits on his cock, rubbing it all over his length.

“no please..” your voice was barely of a whisper to not get caught, you should of yelled for help, but you couldnt.

he smirks at your refusal.

“janitors right there baby. dont wanna scream for help?” his hand snakes to your throat, tilting it upwards while he seductively whispers to you. you just kept your quiet, you actually wanted this didnt you? youre so naughty.

“careful.” he says before his length enters in you, he was right to cover your mouth with his hand, because you were squealing. he squeezes your throat with pressure as he starts to bully your tight little cunt, the locker shaking a bit as he forced his way with you.

he sees the way the janitor eyes over at his direction. but he didnt care, he knows youre bleeding down there and he can feel tears dripping down your cheeks.

the janitor brushes it off, probably his imagination or something. no it wasnt! you were getting fucked by shidou ryusei and it hurts. you feel his tip reaching that same spot over and over again.

he finally leaves and shidou takes this opportunity. leaving you cunt empty, he opens the locker, pushing you down where your cheek hit the cold floor. his hand presses your head down with pressure, sticking your ass out.

you yelp as he gives it a slap. a couple more following, the way it echoed throughout the room made him insatiable. your cunt filled with his cock again makes you whine before continuing to pound your tired out pussy.

“making a mess on my cock like a fuckin’ whore.” he licks the tears that came welling down, he could cum on sight right now at your vulnerable state. the sounds of your pussy squelching made it so erotic and only fueled his drive.

he feels you tightening up. “oh? came already?” he slapped his hand on your ass. theres a pool of drool beneath you, your mind mushy, you cant form a single coherent sentence of thought. you dont even know what was going on.

he lets out breathless moans, beads of sweat that dripped down his forehead. his thrusts become sloppy and he feels his balls tighten.

“sorry baby, cant pull out.” he snickered and those were the only words that sank in your head.

“w-wait no please!” your hands tugged at him to stop, but he never faltered, he just kept on going like a mad man.

“speakin’ up now? interesting.” he growled, biting into the flesh of your neck, drawing out blood.

and thats when you feel himself release his seed into you. painting your fluttering walls white with his cum, to the point it seeped out your abused cunt.

your breathing hitched followed by hiccups, tears peeking out the corners of your eyes.

“s’okay baby. just let me fuck more of my cum into you.” he starts to move again.

i forgot my portable charger and i will be out (ŎдŎ；)…its kind of inaccurate because there arent janitors at the school but for the sake of the plot there is!!!

tags ✎: @rinrinniebaby

[gothghostiie]

I am on my period and i am PLAGUED by thoughts

cw: virgin!reader, religious!reader, anal (eating out, fingering, penetration), spit as lube, shower sex, reader gets their clit rubbed, anal creampie, implied age gap, corruption kink, that whole cliche thing of "God can't see back there, it doesn't count", afab!gn!reader

John always respected your beliefs, he really did. joins you to service occasionally, prays with you sometimes, and celebrates holidays with you. he doesn't quite get it, a man who's on a first name basis with death, who feels like he shouldn't believe in any gods after the horrors he's witnessed and caused. but you're his little sweetheart, and you can do whatever you want as long as you're happy.

the only thing he wishes would change was you wanting to wait till marriage. he doesn't mind that you want to wait, he finds it quite endearing actually - fully apart from the fact that he'll get to be your first and how hard that thought alone makes him - but he has such a hard time keeping his hands off of you. he'd marry you on the spot if he could, he's been dreaming about proposing to you since he first met you. but you want to wait a little longer, despite already living with him, despite him already introducing you as his spouse. it gets harder every day to keep his hands off of you, touches linger a little too long, kisses getting a bit too heated. he'd take anything at this point, anything you're willing to give him; but he knows you won't. the idea of waiting for marriage so ingrained in your head, not letting anyone touch your little pussy, not letting anyone have anything at all. he can't help but want to ruin that innocence, he's used to corrupting beautiful things. why should you be any different?

it's another morning spent in bed with him, cuddling up to his big, burly body, nuzzling into him. his hand is petting your head gently, he's smiling down at you as your eyes are on the tv, but he isn't paying attention. his eyes are on your form curled up to him, hand sliding down your back, resting on your hip, just above your ass. "Love.." he starts, keeping his voice low, as if he's telling you a secret. "I ever tell you how gorgeous you are?" you can't help but giggle, turning on your tummy to look at him, still half om top of him.

"yea." you say in a teasing tone, smirking up at him. he grins back, fingertips grazing over the fat off your ass gently.

"cheeky lil thing." he gives your buttcheek a light slap, letting his hand linger, wanting to see your reaction, to see if you'd push him off - but you dont. you just gasp and laugh, shaking your head as he smirks down at you. his hand grips your butt a bit more firmly, your cheeks heat up. "you know.." he murmurs, "been thinking, darling.." he pauses, unsure how to say what he's wanting to say without scaring you. you tilt your head at him like an innocent pup and it makes him groan softly before he sighs. "look, I.. I know you wanna wait until marriage - and I respect that, I really do, angel. but.. what if I told you we could have some fun while you stay a Virgin, hm?" your face scrunches up in insecurity, glancing away, he frowns. "hey, hey." he whispers gently. "I'm not gonna do anything you don't want. if you don't feel okay with it, we don't have to. yea?"

"...What are you thinking..?" you ask softly, still not sure, but willing to listen to what he has to say. he smiles, giving your butt another squeeze.

"We could use your other hole." he smirks, you look confused.

"you mean my-"

"yup." you feel your face heat up, tensing up at the thought.

"t-thats dirty! and we would still have sex!" you try to argue, but he just laughs softly.

"silly little angel. you think god would look at something that dirty, hm?" he chuckles, his tone teasing. he really doesnt wanna laugh at your shocked expression, but you make it so hard. "god doesn't see what's happening back there, love. he cant see, and your cute little pussy will stay untouched and all pure. you wanna try?" you hesitate, biting your lip.

"I don't know john.." you mumble, looking away. he smiles gently, kissing your forehead gently.

"we can try it, you can stop me at any time if something doesn't feel good or if you just wanna stop. how about it, hm?" he pats your head gently, pressing a kiss to your forehead as you think.

"Won't that hurt?" you ask quietly, as if making sure no one hears. he quiets down to match your tone.

"maybe, a little. but I'll be gentle and go slow, make sure you're extra prepared, yea?" he smiles, you sigh. "let's go take a shower together to get you relaxed, hm? nothing has to happen, but maybe it'll help you." he suggests, you nod.

"okay. that sounds good." He smiles softly, nuzzling into you for a moment before standing up, offering his hand to you. he leads you into the bathroom, lifting you up on the small counter and placing a kiss on your nose while rubbing your thighs with his big hands. you can't help but relax at his touch, smiling up at him. he always had this soothing effect on you, ever since you two met. your hands wander over his torso, tugging at his shirt before pulling it off of him. he lets out a low chuckle as you stare at him, furry chest jiggling a bit. you help each other undress before he carries you to the shower, turning it on to make sure the water is warm enough for you. the shower feels intimate and tender, he washes your hair for you, soaping up the rest of your body with his strong hands. after a while he's on his knees, hands massaging the bodywash into your hips, trying hard to not stare at your gorgeous pussy. it reminds him of what started this.

"turn around for me, yea?" he hums, you turn your back to him. he briefly takes the shower head and cleans the soap off your buttcheeks and his hands. "can I.. touch you back there?" he asks lowly, gazing up at you. you hesitate for a moment before nodding; he smiles. "I'll be gentle. tell me if you wanna stop." his hands cup your cheeks, gently pulling them apart, just enough to see your clenched little hole - he almost starts drooling at the sight. he carefully spreads you open slightly with his thumbs, watching the slight stretch, the way your clench. "I'll touch it now, alright?" he warns again.

"Okay..-" you say softly, but the word almost gets stuck in your tongue when you feel a wet, warm sensation on your virgin hole. you gasp, holding onto the small rack that holds both of your product, knees almost giving in. his hands squeeze the fat of uour ass, chuckling quietly before diving back in with another gentle lick, making you shudder. when you dont protest he does it again and again, giving gentle kitten licks to your hole, feeling it twitch under his tongue.

" 'that feel good?" he asks, you can hear the grin in his voice. all you can do is nod as you pant, he chuckles again before going back, this time circling your hole with more pressure. the moans he's drawing from you make his cock hard, making him want more than he's allowed to take. "Gonna put a finger in now, alright?"

"o-okay.." you stutter, torso leaned against the shower wall. he takes one of his hands off your butt, pushing two fingers into his own mouth, coating them in spit before pushing his middle finger against your pucker carefully.

"Push out a bit.." he commands softly, letting the finger slide in way easier, allowing him to sink in all the way. you gasp out, knees buckling a bit as he wiggles it a bit with a grin plastered on his face. "You're so damn tight.." he whispers, pressing a kiss to your buttcheek before twisting and moving the finger slowly. the movement draws high pitched, almost fearful moans from you, but you don't pull away, don't stop him; the strange pleasure feels too good and he knows it. "you ready for another one?" he asks quietly, unable to hide the teasing undertone in his voice. you nod softly.

"y-yea.. I think so.." he smiles again, slowly pushing the second finger into your tight hole, the stretch burning slightly, making you whimper. he grabs your hip with his free hand, thumb gently rubbing circles into your wet skin to soothe you.

"shh, shh.. I know, it's okay.." he murmurs, slowly scissoring you open. "That's my sweetheart, so brave for me, hm?" the praise makes your sopping pussy twitch, your hole relaxing slowly but surely under the stimulation. it doesn't take long before he can add the third and final finger, slowly, gently fucking you open on his thick hand. the moans and panting comimg from your lips make his painfully hard cock twitch, dying to feel you clench around it instead of just his fingers. but he holds his promise, he makes sure that your little hole is nice and stretched, that you're well prepped for what's to come. he listens to those moans getting more desperate, more needy, feeling your hips buck back against him when he hits a good spot - until he feels like you (and him) cant take it anymore.

he slowly withdraws his fingers, staring at your gaping hole, fully mesmerised. "Jesus Christ.." he mutters, shaking his head as he spreads your cheeks once again. he can't resist, diving in to trace it with his tongue again before finally standing up, fisting his cock slowly. "you ready?" he whispers, bent down slightly, wrapping one arm around your waist, fingers digging into your flesh gently.

"y-yes.." you nod quickly, all your earlier worries and fears seemingly forgotten now. he chuckles, letting some spit drip down onto his swollen tip before rubbing it against your stretched out hole.

"deep breath, angel." he whispers, lips pressing a long kiss against your shoulder as he finally pushes into you. it takes him all his self control to not start pounding into you as he feels you stretch around his thick length, the way your insides clench, the way your mouth drops open with a choked back gasp. his fingers dig harder into the fat of your tummy, your hands frantically hold onto his strong arm as you try to keep some kind of composure right now. he keeps pushing in, slow and steady, until his hips meet your ass. both of you hold still, the sound of both of your heavy breathing echoing off the shower walls. John holds still, not only to let you get used to it, but because he knows he might just cum within a few strokes if he started moving right now. for a few moments its just the two of you, holding onto each other, feeling each other deeper than you ever have before.

"John.." you whisper softly, being the first to break the silence. your voice trembles, tinged with desperation. he nods.

"i know.. I know.." he takes another deep breath before slowly starting to move, making you whimper, tightening your grip on his arm. it makes him chuckle under his breath, setting a deep, slow pace with his thrusts, nuzzling into your neck and placing soft kisses. you can't help but push back against him, eyes closed, jaw slack, fully lost in the feeling of his cock burying itself inside you over and over again, a strange heat pooling in your tummy.

"John-" you cut yourself off with a pathetic whimper. "can- can you go f-faster?" you choke out, he chuckles. without another word, his hips start snapping against your ass faster, the sound of skin slapping against skin now mixing in with louder moaning from both of you. it doesn't take long before you start trembling, the feeling in your belly becoming unbearable; yet you're unable to get over the edge like this, no matter how good it feels to you. John notices how you tense up, whimpers mixing in with the pleasured moans; he knows this too well.

"Poor angel, can't finish just from having your pretty little butt fucked, hm?" your cheeks heat up from the sudden dirty talk, but you're in too deep to care now. "want me to help you?" he asks, his free hand trailing towards your crotch but keeping enough distance to make sure you can process what he's asking, his hips never stopping his movements. you hesitate for a moment, but the overwhelming need to cum is stronger than any insecurities. you nod quickly, he smiles as his fingers find their way to your clit. the first touches are gentle, careful to not accidentally hurt you somehow, rubbing the swollen bundle of nerves back and forth gently - but that quickly changes when he hears your frustrated whine, followed by your hips bucking into his hand. "Oh you dirty little.." he trails off, chuckling. "you want more, huh? sure, I'll give you more, darling.." he mutters, his touches growing rougher, now rubbing tight circles into it, pressing down on it just enough to make you feel it, not enough to be painful; all while he starts thrusting deeper.

"John!" you shriek in surprise, holding on tighter, but making no effort to push him off or stop him. your moans grow louder, more unashamed and hell, it sends him closer to the edge with each second.

"takin' it so good baby.." he mutters roughly, pressing another kiss to your neck. "gonna make you feel so good darling.. better than anything ever could.." his thrusts grow sloppier, he can feel the slick from your untouched, quivering cunt seep onto his fingers as he presses down harder; apparently finding your sweet spot. you gasp loudly, breathing getting shaky, body tensing up.

"john, I'm-"

"I know. let it out baby." almost as if you're listening to his command, you groan loudly, tensing a bit more before cumming. the orgasm is intense, crashing through your whole body, making you tense up so hard that you shake. John grunts at the sudden tightness, holding you a bit tighter in his grip as he tries to keep it up, chasing his own high. his fingers keep working your clit, determined to make you ride out your orgasm until he finishes too - which happens almost immediately when you cry out his name in a weak voice. the pure pleasure and desperation sends a shiver down his spine, the next few thrusts letting his hips stutter before cumming, burying himself deep inside you; movements on your clit finally coming to a halt. both of you stand there, breathing heavily, holding onto each other tightly as if either of you might vanish if you let go. it takes a good minute before John breaks the silence.

"something that feels that good can't be a sin, no?"

[the-s1lly-corner]

Since you said spam is okay for now I'll send the other half of this after :3

Slashers x reader who calls everything they do cute! They can be covered in blood and gore but the reader will still call them cute!

Various Slashers x reader who always calls them cute

God I love white cheddar snacks which is weird because I dont like eating straight up cheese

Characters: Jason, Bubba, Michael

Notes: reader is GN, reader is.... a little silly... not silly funny but definitely silly

CWs: canon typical violence and death

JASON

when its during the normal day to day life? he loves it! truly he does! but.... when hes covered in blood, he doesnt quite know how to feel... you think hes cute like this? really?

he does something that warrants a compliment but isnt exactly cute- such as chopping wood or lifting something heavy or just generally doing non-killing work around the place... gives a slight pause after you call him cute

it does make him feel nice about himself, not just because you think hes visually cute! you think he acts cute, too, and thats actually really assuring for him because he knows hes a big scary dude! hes not the most gentle and hes hyper aware of the fact he can accidentally kill you, hes not exactly used to tenderly handling another human being!

you dont find him intimidating is what he means!

BUBBA

you can see his ears go bright red when you call him cute while he carves up some meat for later... his knuckles turn white as he grips the chainsaw and he just... ehehehe...

thinks about it for a long long time, he never gets used to it no matter how many times you call him cute. definitely the type to kick his feet just a little bit while hes sitting down

grips his apron if you call him that while his hands are empty- shifts the material around in his hands as his mouth moves and curls... he never says anything but you know hes thinking nice things

doesnt care what the context is he will get happy anytime you call him it, he could be in the middle of disemboweling someone and you will give him pause

MICHEAL

confused head tilt. him? cute? yeah sure... hes already letting you stay alive and get close to him, why not go ahead and poke the bear!/hj/lh

never really addresses it and he doesnt seem to feel much way about it outside of the initial confusion, at least hes not stopping you or growing cold towards you

you catch him washing blood off of himself and he just blankly stares at you as you tell him hes a cutie pie

that being said he does dislike being called a cutie patootie. he doesnt hurt you but the stare he gives you hits different, and if you try again he simply.. puts his hand on your mouth

[tokidokiomi]

Going to ikea together with Simon

〰️ The old couch is done for, plummeted by Riley himself- hes not one to be naughty boy, retired military dog and all, but boy was spoiled by you and..it just happens.

And now Simon and you scout the ikea for a new furniture, durable, spacious('coz Riley loves to be inbetween you two), and one that is comfy but also a hidden storage on the arm rest for snacks and for the remote to be placed in to avoid it being hidden under the stack of cushions.

The dream couch was the reason you and Simon came here for, but soon enough you both find yourselves from living room set up to kitchen set ups.

"Ooh, i like this design." You round the corner of the black marble counter top. "Or was it too black?" Simon uses his other hand to caress the smooth marble, his other hand glued on your waist.

"We can find a lighter shade if you want." He said plainly as he looks back at you, barely giving a damn at the furnitures like how its been since you both came in here for.

"So like, gray?" you asked as you walk away from him, his hand on your waist drags from your back till youre out of reach, his hand defeatedly falling to his side to which he shove them in his jeans pockets.

"Its your favorite color, no?" You nod at his reply. "Yes, but- it wont fit our kitchen style.."

"Then?" Simon leans his hip on the counter and as soon as he did, his left eyebrow lift up, now turning his body to face the counter.

"I think were fine with what we have at home." You shrug as you cross your arms over your chest, while your lover is staring too intensely at the counter, not even looking at you.

"Si?" you call out, walking closer to him. "We can just renovate the whole kitchen." he suddenly said as he looks at you, when youre finally within his reach, his hand reaches out and attaches to you like an octopus tentacle.

"Huh? Thatll be expensive-oof-"

He pulled you in flush to his side, a knowing look on his eyes, and you can clearly tell theres a smirk under his black mask. "The height is perfect," he turns you around so your back is facing him, the counter right infront of your pelvis. "Yeah?" he nudges on as he caressed your hip.

What a fucking perv..

"Ah, so were gonna get this?" you ask as you turn to face him. "What lovie wants, lovie gets." He said so with a gruff voice of his. "Okay, then we should get used to it."

His eyes light up, head definitely under the gutter till you suddenly turn to push him away and point at his face.

"Where have you been all night? Hmm?"

He blinks and went stiff, having no idea at all what and where this came from.

"..im with you all night- all week, i didnt leave the house other than get you ice cream-" You put your hands up, face softens from the look of distrust just now from your outburst.

"Si, no, this is a roleplay." again, hes confused. "We gon' fuck here-?"

you slap his arm and scoffs, cheek with a hint of blush. "No silly! I meant act like were on a telenovela, acting love, acting. So went along."

Still confused but he nods along. "Okay, what do i have to do?" You shrug. "Say anything, make it look like were a toxic couple from a telenovela."

Simon knew youre not the most normal person ever- it doesnt mean its a bad thing, he loves how witty and creative you are, but sometimes your taste is..questionable, heck you got together with him after all, but this? This is one he didnt expect. But doesnt mean hes against it. If anything hes your no. one person who not only support your weird antics, even push you to act on it.

You start the scene again. "Where have you been all night?" you ask him, back facing him as you try to look busy with the empty pan on the stove.

"Out." his reply plain but did it fuel your need to act more on the play. "'Out'? Thats it?" you scoff as you turn to face him, eyes glaring at him who went shock at first, you look so natural, almost made him think youre really mad at him, but with a tilt of your head and raised eyebrow to encourage him to reply, he too, gets into it.

"Yes. Out. What does it have to do with you?"

You furrowed your eyebrows at him. "Oh i dont know, maybe its because all you do is leave me at home with a toddler to care for all while im pregnant." you caress your stomach, a lil bump where you got it from a buffet he took you earlier.

A flash of intrigue and curiosity on his eyes, probably from coming up with that line. "Im working. Im a man, i provide."

You looked at him unamused. "Yeah? Doing work or doing her?"

His eyes widen- he didnt took you for going that route, you made him out to be a deadbeat husband and a father and now a cheater too???

"Lovie i-"

"You think i didnt notice? Your phone now always stuck to your side, when you do leave it you place it screen down- and a lock now installed on it?"

You let out a heavy sigh, lips quevering. "And your clothes..they reek of a woman's perfume, really? Chanel??"

"..why are you snooping with my things? Youre all overthinking this god."

He face palms, eyes peeking in between his fingers to check your reaction.

"Am i, Simon, am i?" you looked at him, face looks calm, but far from it. "Yes love, its the pregnancy acting up, lets just put this behind us, hmm?"

He leans in to cup your cheek but you turn your head away.

"If youre gonna lie and gaslight your way out of this, you shouldve been good at hiding your lipstick stained polo."

"The what-" you suddenly turn at him with a grinning face. "How was it?"

Simon cant be sure, be amazed at your acting, or be terrified at how your expression switch so fast. "...you sure that was just acting..?"

You laughed as you grab his hand and sway it side to side. "Yes, now lets go and get this payed for," you point at the marble counter. "'Cuz i have another scenario idea for the bedroom!"

Oh Simon could never be bored, not with you and your shenanigans.

[xxkissesforchanniexx]

𝐏𝐥𝐮𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞

Pairing: childhood bff!Chan x fem!reader (non-idol au) Word count: 3.4k Genre: Fluff 🥰💖, Smut 🔥❤️ (angst if you squint) Warning: Weddings... (lord help me), pro best friend chan, mentions of familial favoritism, semi rough sex? , soft dom!chan, sweet name calling(babygirl, princess), slightly jealous chan, comfort, lord someone teach me how to make better warnings, i think thats all? (someone needs to teach me to proof read.)

A/N: THANK YOU FOR 100 FOLLOWERS I LOVE YOU <3 I'm working on improving the formating of my works so >.> bare with me if some of the stuff doesnt translate over well on different devices, especially the text message part >.>

When you were young, you often got compared to your sister, your sister who loved pink and poodles and tutu skirts. She was younger than you by a year and yet, she always out did you, always was a step ahead, always beating you in everything. Yeah, you loved her, but the pain of comparison drove a wedge between you two.

You were 5 when you met Chan. He was very silly, always playing games and smiling, you happened to attend the same school and after he stood up for you against an older boy at the park you two were inseparable.

Chan, who sang for you. Chan, who shared his food with you. Chan, who taught you how to dance. Chan, who teased you for acting like a nerd. Chan, who was your best friend.

Chan was sitting on the couch in your apartment, watching a cringey romantic comedy with you when your phone rang. You gave it a glance and cringed, your grandmother's name appeared on the screen with a image of the woman with an almost plastic smile.

"You should probably answer." Chan said, "Would make it worse if you didn't."

You gave your best friend a side eye. "Nah really?"

He laughed lightly as you answered the phone.

"Hi, honey, you are joining us this year for the whole family get-together aren't you?" The old woman's voice came through the speaker to your ear.

"Of course Grandma-" You started.

"That's what you said last year, and you didn't come."

You made a face, the reason you hadn't gone was because you were sick. "Things happen Grandma."

"And the year before that?"

You pursed your lips, glancing at Chan. You weren't avoiding your family really you were just... avoiding the conflict that ensued when you were with your family. And by conflict you meant the constant onslaught of questions and disappointed looks you got whenever your family asked about anything you were doing with your life.

"And anyway, it's been so long since we've heard from you, we want to see how you've been, keep the family together, bring new people in along the way." Your grandma sounded so happy.

"What do you mean?" You were confused by the "bring new people".

"Oh dear. Did your sister not tell you?" Your grandma sighed, "She has a surprise for us this year."

You sighed. Your little sister always was one better than you, or two, or ten...

"Y/n?" Your grandma's voice brought you out of your daze and Chan leaned forward looking at your face.

"I'll be there this year grandma, I promise."

"Alright. Bye bye honey."

"Bye..." You said in a small voice hanging up.

Chan smiled slightly at you. "So?"

"Help."

His eyes widened slightly before darting around. "You know I really would if I could read minds but it's awfully sad I cant."

You rolled your eyes at the man. "My family dislikes everything I do."

"And?" Chan leaned back, raising a brow.

"They don't dislike you."

"What are you trying to do here?"

You clasped your hands and gave your best friend the most innocent pure pleading gaze. "Come with me, so they won't hate on me."

Chan made a face. "No-"

"I'll pay for the wifi in your apartment for the next two- four months." You grabbed your friend's big hands in yours, "Please!"

"Just because they don't hate me doesn't mean they won't hate on you." Chan said exasperated.

"BUT they'll find someone to compare to you so I won't have to be put down by this." You give him a pleading look.

"Y/n. I've done a lot of dum shit before this is my limit."

"Channie!" You begged. "Come on! I'll pay your netflix subscription too!"

Chan groaned. "Fine! You're making me feel guilty."

"AH! You're the best Chan." You smiled hugging you friend.

He rolled his eyes and patted your hair. "You're lucky netflix is expensive."

So there you were dinner, with your family, your grandmother quick to jump and compliment Chan and compare your father and uncles to him when they were his age. Everyone complimenting your sister and asking her what the big news was. Your dad looked about ready to leave when your younger sister stood. tapping her spoon against her glass gently.

You looked at her, she smiled at you, a smile you couldn't read.

"I have a big announcement to make." She looked at her boyfriend. "Well.. we have a big announcement to make."

"What is it dear?" Your mother asked.

"We're getting married!" Your little sister jumped and smiled. Everyone started clapping.

The initial excitement and congratulations ended, leaving a gently chattering at the table.

Cue your grandmother.

"Y/n dear, what about you?"

Silence.

Everyone looked at you.

Your sister sighed slightly. "Granny, you can't pester her. Give her time, she might get married before 40."

A soft laugh rippled over the table, you stared at your little sister. She smiled innocently, your fist clenched under the table. So what if she was younger and prettier and more successful. You made a move to excuse yourself but Chan grabbed your fist under the table, you relaxed your grip and his fingers slipped between yours and squeezed gently. Your heart skipped a beat and you looked up at your best friend, smiling.

Her Majesty the Queen 01:53 She was obviously out to get you.

Butt Hunter 01:53 I agree

🐶 01:54 Go to the wedding in white.

Baby Chick 01:54 💀

. Me 01:54 I'm NOT going to my sister's wedding in white!

Beanie boy 01:54 He's giving real solutions here.

Squirrel 01:55 Just don't go?

Bread. 01:55 All you do is avoid conflict.

Squirrel 01:55 NO I DONT

Noodle Spirit Survivor. 01:56 shut up. it's 2 in the fucking morning.

. Me 01:56 Sorry Chan, we'll shut up now.

Beanie boy 01:56 Erm actually it's 1:56 AM

🐶 01:56 It's called silent old man.

Bread. 01:56 LMFAO

Baby Chick 01:56 LOL

Butt Hunter 01:56 I don't think his phone box has a silent button.

Squirrel 01:57 😭

Her Majesty the Queen 01:57 💀

You put your phone down and picked up the invitation to your sister's wedding, 4 months... all you had was 4 months to get someone to go to the wedding with. You sighed, going to the app store and downloaded for the nth time, tinder. Cringing.

You had four months to at least meet some expectations, get a nice guy for maybe a month or two, ask him to be your plus one to your sister's wedding then what? You shrugged to yourself and shoved your phone under your pillow before going to sleep.

Chan realized he was screwed, he watched you get ready for another date.

"Honestly." You sighed sitting down to put on your makeup. "I might just go with a random guy. Or maybe I could take Hyunjin or Jisung."

He pursed his lips. Was he even an option for you? What made this guy from tinder so important you had to doll yourself up to go see him. Chan bit his lip, you were his best friend, he could fix the problem, he could be your plus one, he could ask. but he didn't. He was too scared to.

He remembered his conversation with Changbin and Minho a few days earlier. Maybe he was being too much of a pussy. He'd known you for ages, he knew how you liked your coffee and the music that calmed you down, he knew what part in silly romance movies made you cry, he knew when you were uncomfortable and when you were too angry to speak.

"If you keep beating around the bush with how you feel you might never get a chance."

Changbin's words rang in his ears and he bit his lip.

"Y/n what if-" He started.

The doorbell rang as you finished applying your lip stick. "Oh, I gotta go Channie." You stood and hugged him. "Wish me luck."

"Good luck." Chan gave you a small smile and the moment you were out the door he was cursing himself for not stopping you. "Damnit."

Chan wished he hadn't wished you luck. You and Seokmin, your date, apparently hit it off. For the next two and a half weeks Chan felt like a third wheel in his own friendship with you, if you weren't on the phone with Seokmin, you were texting him, and if you weren't texting him, you were talking about him.

It really came to a head when Hyunjin invited the entirety of the group chat to go out for karaoke and you were busy with Seokmin the day off.

It hand't really been his intention to show up at your place angry, just the thought of you not just ghosting him but the whole friend group. He knocked a few times. no response.

Chan knocked again. he still got no response. Sure the key in the dirt of the potted plant hanging under the sign of your apartment number was for emergencies only, but this was an emergency. (to him anyway.)

Chan opened the door and entered your apartment, expecting to hear lewd sounds or... what else was he really expecting. But as he approached your door his heart ached. It wasn't a sound he heard often from you but it was one he could recognize any day. Chan pushed the door open slowly. You sat on your bed, hugging a pillow, eyes red and puffy, tears streaking your face, you didn't notice him until he closed the door gently behind himself.

"Are you okay?" he asked quietly.

You quickly wiped your tears. "Of course, why wouldn't I be?"

Chan sighed. "Come here." He sat on the bed and opened his arms.

You leaned into him muttering, "Seokmin is a dumass."

"What happened?" Chan asked, rubbing your shoulder gently.

"He blocked me." You sniffed. "Out of the fucking blue."

Chan hummed softly. "His loss."

You looked up at your friend, "You're so dum."

"Nuh uh, I think I'm pretty smart princess." Chan smiled gently.

"I don't think so." You laughed softly.

He looked down at you. "'M smart enough to stay your friend."

You nod slightly, "I stayed attached to you at the hip is more like it."

"Didn't have a problem with it."

"Chan." You rubbed your friend's arm.

"Hm?"

"Go with me."

"Where?" he asked dumbly.

You sat up and flicked his forehead. "You know where."

"I don't get anything out of it." He rubbed his forehead.

"I'll uh..."

"Worry about it later." He huffed and stood, smoothing your hair. "Should we get (comfort food)?"

"I was wondering when you'd ask." You punched him softly and led the way out of your room.

The day of the wedding you were wearing a long pastel blue dress, and Chan a matching suit, it wasn't the first time you'd matched with your best friend, but this felt more special. Your grandmother and parents gave you side ways glances during the wedding procession, and once the reception had started so did your grandma's vulture like flocking.

"Y/N i really thought you would've come with someone other than Chan, maybe your sister was right you just need time." the old woman sighed.

You sucked in a breathe but Chan grabbed your hand under the table, his words making you freeze, "Is there a problem with me attending as her boyfriend?"

You turned to Chan and he squeezed your hand as if urging you to play along.

Your grandmother looked at you stunned. "What? Since when?"

"The dinner really opened my eyes, maybe guys don't approacher because I'm around, I do look like her boyfriend don't I?" He glanced at you, "Why not give it a shot?"

Your family must have heard your grandmother's cry because your mother and father came over a few moments later and you watched as Chan worked his charm, a mask on his face the entirety of the time.

Your sister looked between you and Chan, blinking quite a bit. As your parents congratulated you on not being single for the first time, you felt like you out did your sister, you looked at Chan, he smiled gently at you and your heart jumped.

After a lot of drinks and cake you decided it was time to head home.(Chan had to drag you out.)

The ride back to your apartment was quiet, you were too buzzed to speak and Chan was focused on driving.

Chan smiled softly, glancing at you. "Wasn't so bad was it?"

You took a moment before you spoke. "Did you mean what you said?"

Chan's brows furrowed, "About what?"

"Did you actually think of me like that after the dinner?" You looked at him.

Chan sucked a breath, squeezing the wheel. "Would you believe me if I said yes."

"I don't have a reason not to."

Chan pulled off the highway onto the smaller road that lead through the city and to your apartment.

"Well?" You asked.

Chan bit his lip and nodded. "I meant what I said."

You remained quiet until he pulled into your apartment complex. And even after he got you into your apartment. You stood there, looking at... Chan. Chan who knew you better than you knew yourself, Chan who always calmed you down, Chan who got angry for you, Chan who bought you food when you were sad and held you until you grew tired of it(you never did you never could), Chan your...

"You meant it?" You were completely sober now, picking up the conversation as if you hadn't been silent for the past half hour.

Chan nodded.

"Is that all there is to it?"

"No." he breathed, stepping closer to you.

"Tell me. What else?" You asked quietly.

"How do I even begin?" He laughed slightly. "I'm sorry-"

"Why are you apologizing?" You looked at him confused.

"For not telling you how I felt from the get go." he smiled, "If there's anything that makes me sleep at night it's you, if there's any place I feel safe it's with you. You make me more happy than I can describe with words alone, there isn't another person I'd be with in any life." He reached and caressed your cheek. "I wanted to fight myself when I let you go out with Seokmin. I want you, I need you, I..." He paused, scanning your face for a signal, any sign to keep going.

"You're going to shut up now when you're at the climax of your speech?" You laughed slightly.

He smiled and rolled his eyes, "I love you. I always have."

"You're really an idiot." You kissed him gently.

Chan blinked in shock. "I-"

You smiled, proud of yourself. "Now-"

Chan grabbed your face and pressed his lips to yours again, you stared for a moment before relaxing into the kiss wrapping your arms around his neck. His tongue fighting yours before he pushed into your mouth to taste you, biting your lip gently.

"Wanted to do that for so long." He breathed against your lips, pulling away slowly.

You grabbed his collar. "If you don't finish what you started I will."

Chan's eyes widened and a smirk grew on his face. He kissed you again and his hand moved to the back of your dress. "May I, princess?"

"You may." You giggled as he removed the dress and your made quick work of his buttons before he shrugged off the jacket and shirt, picking you up and carrying you to the bed.

You squeaked as he threw you onto the bed and got on top you. "Nervous?" he asked laughing lightly.

"No... Of course not." You said looking away.

He smiled and turned your head to face him kissing you passionately before he moved to suck a dark mark just next to your jaw. "So pretty, just for me."

You gasped softly and nodded. "Just for you Channie." Chan continued his assault on your neck before removing your bra and smiling at your chest, he kissed your lips gently. "This is my favorite part of you," He moved to kiss your chest, sucking a nipple into his mouth and biting gently, relishing in the cry that escaped your lips, "But this is second best."

You blushed, "Stop doing that?"

"Doing what?" Chan chuckled against your right breast, pinching the left.

"You-"

"Huh?" He kissed down your belly and bit hard beside your belly button.

"Ow-" You gasped and grabbed his hair.

"Gotta make sure they know you're taken if you wear a crop top." he murmured and moved lower kissing your thigh and pulling your legs apart. "This is mine hm? I think I waited for it long enough." He kissed your thigh before pulling your pantie off. He tossed it haphazardly over his shoulder. He took amount to admire you and you shifted slightly.

"Channie. You're staring." You muttered.

"That a problem princess?"

"Pervert." You rolled your eyes as Chan tugged you to the edge fo the bed.

He rubbed your clit with his thumb applying just enough pressure to make you moan, he smiled. "That feel good?"

You nodded, panting.

"Use your words." He said rubbing your clit a bit faster.

You moaned and tried to move away but his hand came to hold you down. "No, no."

You blushed, "Meanie."

He smirked kissing your belly before slipping a finger into you. You moan as your wall clenched around his digit, he moved it in and out slowly, thumb still working at your clit.

You gasped and bit your lip as he pushed another finger into you. He paused looking at you.

"What?" You tried to move for friction but he held you down.

"I want to hear you."

You blushed furiously, eyes wide.

Chan laughed lightly and started fingering you again, his middle and ring finger curling to find your g-spot.

You let out a loud cry and Chan smiled, he moved to kiss you, his tongue forcing its way into your mouth, he started grinding his palm into your clit as his fingers moved deeper. You moaned into the kiss and squealed, legs kicking slightly. Chan slid a third finger into you and you squirmed.

"It's too much!" You whined.

"I think you can take it." He said kissing your neck, "Just a little bit more, princess, wanna feel you cum on my hand."

You moaned louder as he pinched your nipple, sucking on the other one. You gasped as he started grinding his tented crotch against your thigh.

"Are you going to cum for me?" he cooed into your ear. "Cum for me, please, princess."

You moaned loudly as you came hard on Chan's hand.

He hummed and lifted his fingers to his mouth, licking them clean before leaning to kiss you. "You taste good babygirl." He stood to remove his pants letting them fall to the floor.

You moaned at the lewdness of the action as Chan moved between your legs, tapping his cock against your clit.

"I'm gonna make you feel good, make you mine." He said, his voice thick with lust.

You bit your lip and nodded. "Please. "

Chan smiled kissing you gently as he pushed into you.

A throaty moan erupted from your throat and Chan groaned. "Sound so pretty," He pulled out slowly and pushed in deeply, you cried out at the slight burn. "I'm sorry baby," He kissed your cheeks gently. "Can I move now?"

You nod and before you could ground yourself Chan was pistoning into you, fucking you as if he wouldn't get to again. You held onto him tightly, clawing at his broad shoulders. He moaned and squeezed your hips tightly. "You're so tight princess."

He moaned softly against your neck, kissing and biting, leaving marks that would surely become hickeys by morning, as he rutted into you over and over. You moaned louder, panting into the heated kisses he granted you. The bed creaked and slammed against the wall with the force of it all, the sound of sin slapping against skin filling your bedroom, you were positive the neighbors could hear but it wasn't like you had room to care.

Chan's hand slipped between your bodies and he began rubbing your clit. "C'mon baby. Cum for me again."

Your mouth fell open in a silent cry as he began thrusting into you harder, hitting your g-spot.

"Cum for me princess." He said through grit teeth.

Another thrust sent you toppling over the edge and you came hard, vision going white as you let out a broken cry. Chan followed quickly, his thick length throbbing inside you as you milked him for everything he had. He kept thrusting his gaze distant and glassy.

You whimpered and trembled as he overstimulated you slightly. After a few more thrusts he finally slowed down and relaxed on top of you.

"Let me take you out on a date..." He muttered against your shoulder.

"I'd like that." You said running your fingers through his curly hair.

What da cringe ending 😭 I really want to thank everyone for 100 followers LOVE YALL <3 requests will reopen soon, I'm still busy with school but I hoped you liked this it took really long to make.

[pachimation]

redrawing my very first chiscara comic/art i ever did for chscr day!!

old comic under the cut!!

lol a bunch of sappy semi serious stuff below bc i cant help but be a bit genuine about this ship today :’3

i cant possibly put into words how important this silly little ship and its community mean to me haha,,,, this comic was made in 2021 but i didnt really get serious about chscr until late 2022 after a bunch of pretty bad interpersonal stuff happened and i needed an outlet,, COINCIDENTALLY a certain someone was announced to be playable around then and i was already thought chscr was Pretty Neat™️ so i ended up diving headfirst into the ship. it also gave me a good excuse to work on more comics too!! i’d done a pretty big zhongven comic earlier that year in the summer, but in terms of lore there was only so much i could have worked with at the moment.

childe and scaramouche have that perfect combination of silliness and angst and violence that could be explored or expanded in so many ways and i love love love seeing other people’s interpretations of their dynamic and relationship. they’re so complex,,,,they’re narrative foils,,,they’re narrative parallels,,,they’re trans allegories,,,they’re flies in the spiderweb of the games lore,,,they’re my stupid little meow meows,,, they’re just two losers i want to see make out,,,

in a nutshell, they’re everything to me. well, i hope i get that kind of sentiment across in my own comics,,,,

and i cant get started on all the people ive met through chiscara or the way that having something i can call “my thing”, as in, the thing that i like and that i will spend a lot of time and effort (and money, but lets not talk about that) to surround myself with because it makes me smile. its stupid to say, but being a nerd about these two stupid guys who have never had a single canon onscreen interaction in some random game has made me a much happier and confident person that i could have ever imagined back in my freshman year of college,,, when i say i dont know who i’d be if i hadnt gotten into chiscara, i really do mean it lol

i’m actually surprised i’m making it to over a full year of regular-ishly making art, especially for the same game and ship! thats never happened before and my art has improved so much over this past year!! more than anything else, i’m happy! i get to be excited talking about these characters with my friends and i love to see art of them pop up on the tl. i make stickers of them and decorate my phonecase with them and have little figures of them in my room that i look at when im up late at night working on schoolwork. sometimes just the thought of finishing a comic or daydreaming about a scenario or seeing what my mutuals are up to are some of the few things getting me through a tough day.

,,,,so believe me when i say, to both childe and scara and to everyone else as obsessed with these pathic losers as i am, thank you! i’m having a lot of fun!!!

(also i just found out tumblrs copy/paste doesnt work on my ipad??? idk if this ends up legible i may or may not have deleted smth by accident and im not in a mood to proofread haha)

[ultimateloserboy]

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THE DHMIS STORYBOARDS WHAT THE FUCK I MUST ANALYZE IMMEDIATELY

Ok so Adam Beer storyboarded some of the scenes for dhmis, and looking over them they give some REALLY JUICY information that was cut from the actual scenes!!!

he did one for a scene in jobs as well as death, but those arent too different from the finished product. the scenes that werent included are cute but theyre not vital to the lore or anything, yaknow?

death is almost completely the same, but i appreciate this drawing of red guy hes so shaped

but anyway, like i said, these two aren’t necessarily important, all the info we have from these storyboards is the same general info that we get in the finished show. However, Adam Beer worked on one other episode that includes a good chunk of cut lines and you know what that is? ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!

THATS RIGHT BABY WE HAVE MORE LESLEY LINES THAT PROVE MY WHOLE POINT!!! FUCK YOU LESLEY HATERS I KNEW SHE WASNT THE VILLAIN FROM DAY ONE!!!!!!

HER MEMORY IS FOGGY. SHE DOESNT WANT “US” GETTING IN TROUBLE WITH SOMEONE ELSE. WHAT DID I TELL YALL. I TOLD YALL SHES JUST AS TRAPPED AS THE OTHERS WHAT DID I SAY.

and the fact shes labeled as the narrator the whole time is so interesting because the narrator of a story does not necessarily control or create it, they simply tell it in an organized manner. SHE ISNT CREATING THE STORY SHE IS KEEPING IT IN LINE, TELLING IT PROPERLY, KEEPING EVERYTHING IN ITS PROPER PLACE OR ELSE SHE GETS IN TROUBLE DO YOU UNDERSTAND?? SHE IS TRAPPED AND MEANS NO HARM. SHE FIXES THEM UP WHEN THEY ARE BROKEN. SHE IS SIMPLY THE MESSENGER.

AND THIS. THIS FUCKING DOOR. I KNEW IT MEANT SOMETHING AND LOOK. ITS ON THE FOURTH WALL. AND THE STAIRS LEAD UP. SHE IS NOT RUNNING THE HOUSE. THERE IS SOMETHING ABOVE HER, POSSIBLY IMPLIED TO BE THE IRL PEOPLE WORKING ON THE SHOW BUT THATS JUST MY GUESS.

but anyway dont yall EVER shit talk my girl lesley again you hear me?? shes just a silly old lady and she doesnt aim to hurt anyone. although it doesnt matter what she aims to do, because no matter her own wants, she is still dancing in chains.

ive told yall a million times. but she doesnt say “WE” for nothing. god im going to EXPLODE

[kellyssfe]

Mush was a very observant person, he seemed to notice everything everyone did. When Blink had confessed his feelings for him he already had a clue about it, he just wanted to hear Blink say it. 

He was one of the few newsies who got to go to school for a decent time, he made it to the rear beginning of grade 3 just before dropping out. He was there long enough to become interested in books, math, and all that stuff, which may be why he and David get along so well. A little while after David had come around, Mush asked him to teach him about the stuff thats more around their age level, to which Dave gladly accepted. Only two newsies had ever come to his apartment, Jack being one, obviously, and Mush being the other. 

Which is why one day while they were hanging out in Davids shared room, he told Mush how he felt about Jack. He rambled on and Mush listened, Daves panic reminding him of the boy he himself liked. “I just dont know what to do Mush, I mean hell, he dated my sister! What type of brother would I be if I tried getting with my sisters former sweetheart? She’d hate me!” Mush just blinks. He knew Sarah and Jack never really liked eachother, they were covering up for eachother as Sarah liked Katherine and Jack so obviously liked David. Noone else knew this except for Crutchy, who only found out because he was snooping and overheard Jack n Sarah talking about it on the rooftop of the lodge. He shakes off his thoughts and looks back at Davey, who has his head in his hands with a miserable looking expression plastered all over his face. “Well,” Mush begins, “I think you should just tell him.” 

silence

 “What?” “Tell him. I’m sure Sarah wont mind, positive of it actually.” David gives him a glare, more of a worried type than a threatening one. “But what if she hates me after? I don’t think I’d be able to live the rest of my life with my sister hating me.” Mush rolls his eyes as David wipes his, Davey was the most intelligent person he knew, but right now he was acting like the stupidest. Mush felt bad quickly after thinking that as he noticed Daveys leg bouncing. He sighs, “I really think youse should take this risk, Sarah doesnt seem like the type of person who’d envy you for somethin like this, and what if Jack likes ya back? Youse only looking at the bad side of this, try looking at the good.” Mush stands up, brushing his pants off, because hes not to sure what to do, “All Im saying is to give it a chance, maybe something good oughta come out of it.” Mush pats Daveys shoulder “I gotta go now, Blinks waitin for me, wants to show me somethin he found near Queens, says its shiny and teal. He likes shiny stuff. Probably a seashell but he oughta call it something silly.” He makes his way to the door because unlike Jack, Mush is normal, atleast to some extent. “Could be you and Jack y’know,” and then he leaves. Letting David be alone to ponder in his thoughts.

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A week has gone by since the two’s conversation, which worries Mush, will David ever say anything to Jack about how he feels? Davey is a smart boy, Mush thinks, maybe he will when the time is right. Almost as if it were planned, Davey and Jack walk up to the distribution center hand in hand. Mush tugs at his shirt, the weathers horrible- wait, hand in hand? His head jerks up, and theres the pair, Jacks hands wrapped around Daveys arm, talking about something that sounds along the lines of breakfast. Davey feels eyes on him, he takes a peak behind him to see Mushes eyes, he mouths a tiny “Thank you” and smiles, Mush glady smiles back, turning and making his way to Blink. 

“Took you long enough, I’ve been waiting for ya!” “I had to deal with something” “You see Cowboy n Mouth holding hands? They finally got some sense and talked, theys sweethearts now.” This makes Mush smile, “Yeah, so I’ve seen. Happy for em.” “As is me’s” Blink puts his arm around Mush and they began to walk, Blink talking about something crazy adventure that happen just the day before, Mush sneaks another glance at the pair behind them, smiling to himself, than he lays all his attention to his pair.

[niik0]

My top 5 least favorite miss-characterization for members of hermitcraft and the life series and why •_•

5. Lizzie

She’s legit both the coolest most badass girl while somehow also being the peak of wet cat weird girl behavior and I love her for that!! Lizzie is genuinely so interesting and I fully believe that if she had a good team and really put her all into it that she could win a life series!! This being said I feel like so many people recently have been chalking her up to just “Joel’s wife who’s so so so sad and so so so pathetic and she never ever succeeds in anything:((“ and it’s like?!? JOEL CALLS HIMSELF MR LDSHADOWLADY WHERE ARE YOU GETTING OFF ON CALLING HER JUST “JOELS WIFE”?!? She’s awesome! And she can be very powerful and badass and full of complex emotions and sides and I feel like so many people just take this side out of her character when they talk or write about her sometimes! It honestly just makes me mad!

4 Martyn

So many people describe him as if he’s some cruel cunning character who never ever cares about anything else and this!! Just isn’t true!!! Yes he can be very cruel and cunning, I mean look at the ending of limited life! (I love that scene it’s my favorite life series moment) But Martyn does care about people and is an all together very silly guy! Like look at Ren! Or Jimmy in secret life! Or Ren again! (Like seriously what’s his obsession with Ren about?) but it proves that he DOES care! And he try’s to help others! And he has some of the arguably funniest moments or bits in the life series! He’s not just some scary guy who only looks out for himself or is always always always scheming! Yes he can be that! But he can also be the complete opposite of that!! Write about all of his multiple personalities you cowards! Cause my guy is too many different things to be chalked up to just a couple of personality traits

3

2. Grian

Soooooo many people write him as this “UwU soft boi who does no wrong and is only trying to help” when? He’s actually a fucking menace? And always has been? Like i genuinely don’t know what else to say but it just pisses me the fuck off, it’s not everyone but it’s enough for me to instantly INSTANTLY click off a fic or unfollow and block someone the moment I see them do that to him! Bros too much of a instigator and borderline control freak to EVER let a) someone else do shit for him if it has a chance of going wrong and b) be labeled as a soft does not wrong boi with allll of the messes he’s started! I mean the most iconic moment in the life series (in my opinion) is when Grian fucking kills Scar with a creeper cause he wanted to do a prank on him, bros a menace your honor, I rest my case

1. SCAR, IT WILL ALWAYS BE FUCKING SCAR

WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE ALWAYS FUCKING INFANTALATIZING HIM?!? LIKE JUST SAY YOURE FUCKING ABLEST AND HANDLE A MAN IN A WHEELCHAIR BEING A FUCKING BADASS OR THINKING OF HIMSELF AS SEXY!! BECAUSE SCAR DOES, FOR CHRIST SAKE HE CALLS HIMSELF HOTGUY ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND IS CONSTANTLY MAKING INNUENDOS AND YET PEOPLE STILL GIVE THE SAME FUCKING ARGUMENT OF “oh he’s just a baby, his didn’t know what he was saying, silly scar for making an accidental sex joke” LIKE YES THE FUCK HE DOES!! I WONT SAY THAT THIS IS THE CASE ALL OF THE TIMES BECAUSE HE GENUINELY SOMETIMES DOESNT REALIZE BUT MOST OF THE TIME ITS ON PURPOSE AND YOU FUCKERS JUST CANT HANDLE IT!! LIKE IVE GENUINELY SEEN SOMEONE SAY “haha i love a man who’s sexy and he knows it!” AND THERE WERE PEOPLE SAYING SHIT LIKE “oh he’s just oblivious, he doesn’t know what he’s saying when he says stuff like that about himself!” DO YOU THINK HES A TODDLER?!? THATS A GROWN ASS ADULT WHOS ALLOWED TO THINK OF HIMSELF AS SEXY BECAUSE HE FUCKING IS!! IM ASEXUAL AND EVEN I CAN ADMIT THAT HES FUCKING HOT LIKE COME ON YALL LET HIM MAKE HIS SILLY LITTLE REFERENCES AND INNUENDOS IN PEACE BECAUSE BELIVE IT OR NOT HE MEANS TO MAKE THEM HALF KF THE TIME

Thank you all for coming to my Ted talk, sorry if none of this is fucking understandable I’m very very tired atm

[pathetickuroo]

fukutora hcs bc theyre funny

- fukunaga shohei #1 lover of badddd bad bad bad movies. terrible films. not good. we're talking sharknado snakes on a plane willys wonderland velocipastor that one thanksgiving slasher film that i cant remember the name of rn (dont think abt the mechanics of it being a thanksgiving movie too hard). generally not a movie enjoyer i think but most certainly clocking in for shit that is Not Good

- tora is baffled every time but definitely not opposed to it (this guy loves cuddling on the couch i think he hits the fake yawn arm around shoulders maneuver like. regularlyyyy and fukunaga doesnt even pretend to think its silly anymore)

- "shohei this movie doesnt even make any sense" "🤷"

- tora the hugger from behind of All Time he is finding any possible excuse. "u look cold" or "makin up for lost time" or "i have practice in an hour plsss plssssss just let me have this PLSSSSSSS" (he uses that one in particular a lot) (fukunaga wouldnt have said no in the first place) (he thinks its cute so he doesnt say anything abt it)

- repressed-as-hell hs tora did not quiteee know what to do w whatever tf he had goin on so he didnt get the guts (ha) to say anything until a couple years after graduation (which he then said over text bc yokohama -> tokyo = long distance)

- fukunaga conveys thoughts in as few words as possible (which is fucking awesome btw if fukunaga has no fans it means ive died) BUT in order to preserve the meaning it sometimes takes a second to respond

- tora did Not have a good time attempting to navigate this when he was trying to confess

- bro immediately started freaking out to yaku "DUDE WHY DID I DO THAT THAT WAS SO STUPID" "omfg its fukunaga give him a second. impatient ass" "I THINK IM DYING" "jfc"

- meanwhile in tokyo fukunaga was staring at "i rly like u dude" trying to figure out if tora meant like (homie) or like (w/gay intent)

- fukunaga only ever calls tora by his full government given name when he is Displeased. tora used the pan he needed for dinner tn so now he has to wash it? taketora. tora rearranges his living room w no warning? taketora. doesnt even say it in a mean/angry tone or anything j matter of fact as all hell. honestly i think if fukunaga was ever genuinely angry abt smth hell would probably freeze over

- tora does get extremely pouty abt it tho. "shoheiii what did i do :(" "the pan" ".......OH FUC—"

- when tora first moved to yokohama he got a cat bc of course he did he graduated from nekoma. tf else was he supposed to do, get a dog? (maybe in the future)

- very very fluffy very cute very sweet tuxedo girl. her name is "destroyer" (yes really) he calls her badass on the reg and she is sooo cuddly w him. fukunaga finds all of this extremely funny

- in fact when fukunaga starts visiting suddenly destroyer doesnt gaf abt tora anymore. worse than pain of death in his opinion it is So Not Fair. first thing fukunaga does after he meets the cat is send a pic to the old nekoma gc "top 10 cats that like me more than they like their owners" tora throws a pillow at him "i RAISED her from a BABY" "did u rly" ".....NO BUT IT AINT RIGHT"

- after theyve been together a few months toras thinkin abt how fukunaga used to Never Talk Ever and he makes a joke "ha i guess i learned how to speak BODY language am i right. right shohei. thats funny right"

- fukunaga calls him taketora for a week. tora retires that joke permanently and they never speak of it again

- tora morning person fukunaga not-exactly-a-night-owl-but-doesnt-love-being-awake-at-5:30 person. one time fukunagas in yokohama for the weekend he wakes up at 6 annoyed as hell (tora got up at 5 and left for a run) bc wtf his pillow literally got up and walked away. falls back asleep wakes up again at 10 tora made not only coffee but pancakes too AND heated them up for him hes immediately like ok nvm this is fine actually no complaints (<- still gets annoyed when his human teddy bear ditches him)

- TORA BABE SAYER. hey babe thanks babe i missed u babe. but it took him foreverrrrrr (forever) to get comfortable actually saying it instead of thinkin inside so there was also (and still is) a lot of dude (romantic) bro (romantic) man (romantic).

- fukunaga doesnt like saying pet names or anything (but to be fair does he like saying ANYTHING most of the time) but does not mind being called them at all (that's a lie he thinks it's awesome and so so so sweet but when tora asks if it's okay he says he doesn't mind)

[glacierberries]

i am sorry i feel evil and i want you to rate those perfectly reasonable pairings i totally believe to be canon:

- jilyrat (James+Lily+Peter, they didn't trust him for no reason! femme-fatale Peter!)

- dogcat (Sirius+McGonagall, I mean he does have mommy issues canonically, and their animagi forms...... opposites attract......)

- bellambrige (Bellatrix+Dolly, sharing hobbies (unironically liked this one lmao))

- snabraxas (Sev+Abraxas, Severus keeps going for rich parents (also kinda love that help))

and the ultimate icon

✨️Voldernon✨️

Voldemort and Vernon Dursley

A match made in heaven. Voldemort finds out that Harry Potter 100% wouldn't survive if you make a hole in his head with a drill.

btw all of those make more sense and have more chemistry than wolfstar

THESE ARE AWESOME jilyrat is so goofy, peter being in love with james and james being obsessed with lily. yeah i'd betray them too 😔🥀 8/10 i could see this happening.

2. STOP OMG sirius and mcgonagall is lowkey so hot AHSGGDGD. the mommy issues bit is so realll. i'd rate it a solid 7.5/10 i think minnies got too many good morals for all that 💔😔

3. OH MY GODD bella/dolores is PURE CUNT i LOVE it voldemort would kill himself though 😭😭😭. their aesthetics go so well together omg. bella needs a little extra help torturing someone? dolores has got her. bella needs someone to give her room a cute makeover? dolores saves the day! bella needs someone to help pick out a gift for voldemort? don't worry! dolores has the Best taste. aughh it's such a silly ship i love it. 10/10

4. SNABRAXAS AHAHAH i LOVE IT. 15/10. abraxas is rude to severus one time and severus wants to drain his bank account and make him pay. and also fuck him.

5. oh my god vernon x voldemort.. im impressed honestly. really good. thats actually REALLY GOOD LMFAOO both of them get together because they want to kill harry im CRYINGGG 😭😭 this is killing meee. 11/10 this made me laugh so hard.

some crackfic plots for three of the pairings cause i was stressed and high on sleep deprivation. im so fucking sorry these are so bad. read at your own risk 💔💔

jilyrat in a fic setting: jilytail isn't actually that far-fetched honestly, i can see james experimenting with his sexuality with peter, and peter likes it but james doesn't because hes straight, but he doesnt say anything bad about it. and so peter mistakes james for liking it and just.. hangs around when james and lily start dating. and lily kind of accepts it because she excuses a lot of things when it comes to james. and the war starts and lily thinks it's a good idea to have another pureblood such as peter on her side and they kind of.. make it work? 😭😭😭 and it sounds awkward but peter has alot of hobbies and silly side quests and hes kind to lily and lily lowkey falls for him 😭😭 but then james sees this and he gets jealous and breaks it off with him. lily gets upset with him and james is like ykw whatever and goes to hang out with sirius while leaving lily and harry at home. lily's lonely, so she stays in contact with peter until the prophecy thing happens. then it's actually lily's idea to have peter as the secret keeper because she trusts him. james agrees because well um hes dumb, and hes blinded by nostalgia and he lowkey feels bad. and we alll know how it ends. overall a big fat 8/10 😭😭🥀 i could see this happening. they are dysfunctional asf afterall.

BUT also femme-fatale peter really hits too i dont know how to write femme-fatale tropes im sorry 😭

sirigonagall in a crack fic setting: sirius graduates hogwarts and hes sleeping around alott and once, he spots mcgonagall at the bar with dumbledore of all people. and she looks terribly broody and sirius is like WHATEVER and goes for it, he throws a pickup line at her, and as expected, she frowns at him, thinking hes drunk. but surprise surprise, hes not actually drunk. so they sit down and have a long talk, it starts out incredibly dull because minnie has decorum. but then sirius starts talking about his mother and mcgonagall, whos a little drunk now, starts talking about how sirius' father and her had a fling in the past. and sirius is like WHATT and decides he Gets it. he asks her for more information about it. she says no obviously and shes scandelised, so she leaves. but sirius is curious now, and he wants to spite his dad. so he goes digging around his father's office and finds letters orion had written in the past about mcgonagall. and hes left feeling so debilitated because wtf??? and so, like a mad man, he sends one of them anonymously to her. he doesnt hear back for a week and just when he thinks she's given up, she shows up at his door, fuming. she asks what hes playing at and how dare he go through the letters. sirius is a little surprised, but his dad's been dead for about a year now, so he doesnt really see the problem. then mcgonagall asks sirius reluctantly if orion wrote anymore letters to her and sirius nods and shows her a drawer filled with them. and mcgonagall gets sad and they talk about it. and then sirius starts to see her as a genuine friend and they hang around sometimes in their animagus forms. sirius soon starts to spiral when he realises that yeah, shes supposed to be a mother figure to him but shes also attractive and nice and fun to hang around with and witty and- oh No. like, genuinely attractive. well, hes always had mommy issues. walburga would roll in her grave. then sooner or later, sirius gets guilty of feeling this way, so he kind of asks her out to get rejected and move on and to no one's surprise, she looks at him like hes grown an extra head. she declines and sirius- sirius is actually sad. he'd liked hanging out with her but the guilt is too much so he avoids her. then minnie realises that oh this guy was actually being fr and not trolling so they eventually get together. overall a solid 7.5/10

snabraxas in a fic setting:

lucius and severus being fwb, but they have to break it off cause lucius realises he's going to be married off soon. so one evening, he brings severus over to malfoy manor to introduce narcissa as his wife. so severus goes, and they have to walk this pretentious, long, meandering pathway to get into the actual house, and on the way, sverus spots abraxas lounging in the sun, shirtless and shouting at his peacocks to get out of the swimming pool and hes lowkey mesmerised. lucius brings him inside, and severus is being polite to narcissa and they makes small talk. and a while later, abraxas joins them in the dining hall, all freshly showered and looking classy. lucius introduces severus to him and abraxas' lip curls in distaste. and That

is the moment severus vows hes going to make that old man rail him senseless. how Dare he curl his lip at him. severus is going to give that man a heart attack and steal his money.

first, he has to be an annoyance of course. he starts by stealing one of abraxas' peacock. everyone knows how emotionally attached abraxas is towards his peacocks, so obviously, he comes to take his peacock back. but then he sees spinner's end and hes like bitch u live like this? abraxas demands severus gives him his peacock back and severus is like how did u get in my house. tobias throws a chair at him. abraxas dodges it and screams because his own peacock attacks him. how Dare? so now abraxas tries to use magic to get his peacock back but it keeps escaping. tobias is yelling, so severus throws a silencing charm at him and tells abraxas that if he wants his peacock back, he'd need to pay. and abraxas is like u filthy halfblood and severus just raises his eyebrow.

the last time a poor halfblood had the gall to steal from him, refuse to give back what he stole, and had a terrible caregiver, and didn't care if he got called a filthy halfblood, he became lord voldemort, so abraxas takes severus' threat seriously and pays him. but the problem is that the peacock actually really ends up liking severus and won't follow abraxas back. abraxas gets really pissed off and just kidnaps severus with him to malfoy manor. the stupid peacock keeps following severus around and abraxas is ridiculously jealous.

severus starts making hair potions with the peacock's feathers and he gifts it to abraxas and it turns his hair pink for a whole week. HA lucius is in hysterics and severus is triumphant. abraxas really really wants to kick severus out but his peacock won't be happy. :( and then a few months pass with severus commissioning potions for lucius' clients and severus wants to travel for a bit. so he packs his bags and leaves to australia for a bit after saying goodbye to his peacock. the house seems empty without severus to abraxas. he has his peacock back, but even it misses severus. abraxas then remembers that hes rich and can do anything so he apparates to australia to keep annoying severus. severus sees him and he's like how does this guy keep finding me. abraxas ends up following sev to his hotel room and he's like what is this?? this is where you sleep?? and sev is like hmm if you don't like it maybe you should buy me a house here or something and abraxas, being a mad man, actually buys him a house. severus tells him hes insane. abraxas kisses him. severus gets sugar babied to death and lucius is on the verge of Suicide. the end.

can you tell i haven't slept well for two nights 🥀

[whole-circus]

Creepypastas and small things they would do for you when you depressed!

➥ Jeff the Killer, Homicidal Liu, Eyeless Jack, Masky, Ben Drowned, "Ticci" Toby Hi, please dont be scared to get help if you feel like you need it - obvious thing but your feelings valid and you matter so much! And my DMs are always open! >:)

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☆ Jeff the Killer

Okay, Jeff isn't the best when it comes to comforting people, even if he really cares about them. He feels lost and has no idea what to do, but seeing you all miserable makes his heart break. Thats why I think he would do small acts of service. Don't expect a lot from him - he loves you, but he really is so awkward.. Thats why he brings you meals (he can't cook for shit), open the window in your room and let some air to it, he even clean around! Jeff also loves to spoil you! He know that he isn't the most affectionate, so he gives you a lot of small gifts! Maybe nice looking rocks, flowers, jewlery stolen from his victims....all romantic! Also things that reminds you of him! The one based on your personality, likes and stuf!! And dont even try to say that you dont deserve all that.. because deep down you mean everything to Jeff! Come on, there is a reason why he keept you alive, huh?

☆ Homicidal Liu

Absolute sweetheart when it comes to comforting you! You had a rough, long day? Even worse than normally? He is right here with you, doing his best. You just wanna seat in silence? Too tired to talk? Liu will be here. No sign of judgement on his face, just his typical soft and full of compasion smile. If you feel okay with him touching you, he would hold your hand or offer you a hug. No worries, you can stay in his soft embrace as long as you need it - its just you both agaist the world. He just want to make sure that you know he is here for you. Liu would talk about all things you are worried, trying to find solution if its possible, but he is also not too pushy when it comes to that. And no matter how you feel now, or if you will yell and cry, pushing him away - he is always here to got your back.

☆ Eyeless Jack

Jack is just another person with this comforting aura. At the end of hard day, you can't help but want cuddle to him and sob into his arms..And Jack is a great listener, always wanting to make you feel that your suffer is visible and heard! Thats why he is the best person to come vent to, or maybe just stay in his presence if you are too tired to talk! He doesn't talk too much, but he can if you want. Always ready to say something to cheer you up, and he doesn't make this stupid comments like "you dont look depressed" or "yeah same lol"! You are his everything and if you need a bit of help? Thats what relationship is all about, he doesnt mind at all! Just cuddle to him, tell him every thought of yours while he caress your head and gently rock back and forth!

☆ Masky

If Masky really does care about you (no worries, he does) he will be great when it comes to taking care about your body. Depression suck and we all know that well. Sometimes it takes away all of your energy and motivation, and its harder to take care of yourself. Thats why you have him! Masky would look after you a lot! He would check if you had eaten - you haven't? He will make you anything to eat, even for you to take small bite becasue you dont have appetite! Have problem with keeping yourself clean? Would help you shower or just clan with wet tissues, brush your teeth and wash your hair. And if your room gets too messy? Has no problem with helping you or just cleaning it by himself. He also keeps an eye on your sleep schedule! Masky doesn't judge - he knows how hard you already have it, and he just want to help. And needing help doesn't make you weak!

☆ Ben Drowned

Listen, Ben is such a dummy and cutie..he would try to make you laugh so bad..! He isnt doing it in this insistent, annoying way - he just do everything he can to make you smile! Cracking more jokes than usually, doing silly faces or you two could watch some silly video with cats/dogs...doesnt matter, he just try so much! He is also good person to stay in home with. He totally gets if you dont feel like socializing and going out, he already made you both a place so you could either play with him or just watch him play. Doesnt matter if you wanna talk, or if small-talk makes you annoyed and you just prefer to seat in silence. Big cuddle bug, so if that makes you feel better then he couldnt ask for more! Ben literally wants to make you feel even slightly better, but he also understand what you are going through and will always be by your side!

☆ "Ticci" Toby

As I said many many times, Toby is curious one - always ready to explore and do some fun stuff. And that makes him the perfect guy to make your days a bit brighter! Toby wants to be here for you, trying his best to get you out of bed and try new hobbies with you. When you are depressed its so easy to get into a routine, and just suffer from sadness and bad thoughts, laying in bed all day and starring at ceiling! And Toby doesn't want that silly! So no matter what is it- baking, cocking, some sport or artsy stuff - he loves that! But no worries, if you dont have that much energy, he will gladly stay with you in home, cuddling and watching movies. Its hard to be bored around him, he has some calming aura around. He understands that he won't make your deprresion dissapear, but Toby wants to make your days even a bit better.

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[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

you mentioned in the tags of that burnout post that its been 6 years and you still havent gotten to everything you wanted to in laoft, just out of curiosity are there any fics youve had in mind since the beginning/early on that youre still planning on writing but havent yet?

mostly prequels ive referenced but never gotten around to actually writing

the time as young teens/middle schoolers roman fell out of tree, hit his head and lost consciousness and logan had a week-long catastrophic meltdown about it (this is titled 'logan and the terrible horrible no good very bad week' in my documents)

a fic about very early LAMP dealing with/talking out romans habit of agreeing to or initiating things he doesnt actually want to do in order to protect himself from anything he perceives as them being mad at him

midquel during what you choose to put in the ground, were patton and logan discuss roman the day after meeting him and whether or not theyre going to try and be his friend

Virgil misunderstanding a human cultural thing because of movies/tv and assuming its like, Legally Required Of Him to ask permission of LMPs parents to marry them, so he goes to shelley first sweating bullets and shelleys like 'oh sweetheart' and we get a little bonding moment for them

more companions to Wit where i show all of the lamp combos moment of Realization when they fall in love

silly tea leaf reading fic that been languishing 3 sentences long for like 5 years

may and night!roman the first time she teaches him magic

logans flower shop opening

death threat jar.... TWO

gc goes camping

may and roman visiting abby's grave when he's a kid (9-10) and him feeling conflicted about it because he doesnt remember her/worrying he doesnt love her 'enough'

a more bittersweet companion to Requiem with Linda and Remus and their families

i really want to do more guidebook entries but i got a new computer and lost my copy of clipstudio and cant figure out how to get it back XD so i have to wait until i figure that out or buy a new copy

May + virgil hurt/comfort reminiscing about Greta and Trudi.

Dot and Larry romance fic featuring alternating cheerleader and heckler abby

analogical word association games (analogical because logan has a ginormous vocabulay and virgil is hundreds of years old, so the goal winds up being trying to say a word the other doesnt know or doesnt know enough words to play off of)

We've had badass protective LAM but i have one for Patton thats languishing as well

Virgil stumbling up on the Gage's hunting blind, which used to be Greta and Toby's house and is now derelict

fae specific idioms vs wickhills specific idioms

fire poker drama with roman and dot - he finds out about it and is uuuuuh. unhappy, to say the least

roman doing knot/weaving/braiding magic like his mom on his and linda's hair

a day in the life of dr. emile picani the only psychotherapist in a town full of magically traumatized people only he is qualified to treat (AKA So Much Pressure)

Dot and Larry with a very young Logan realizing that they have a child who physically can't lie and that it would therefore be extremely easy for them to violate his boundaries and privacy without even meaning to, and them talking about how to handle that

theres other stuff in the someday file, but these are the once ive had from or almost from the start