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[roses-and-revolutions]

DP x DC Prompt: The Watchlist

Batman has a watchlist. A list that contains every individual who could become a rouge and a contingency plan for if they did.  

And while they, his children, often make fun of his paranoia and him for having it, they totally understand why he did. They lived in Gotham, for Christ's sake. Where everyone’s just a pin drop away from being the city’s next big villain, forcing the bats to scratch their heads while playing cat and mouse with a sicko for a good few weeks. And while they won’t admit it, the list has helped them a few times. 

But that won’t stop them from making fun of any of the list’s new developments. Because you see, there was a new list. And it wasn’t just a watchlist. No, no, no. It was The Watchlist.

It was a new development after he and Robin went on an out-of-state mission to investigate some town in bum fuck nowhere Illinois. And it was under some pretty tight security as well, so they were expecting something good, like mad scientists or evil mayors. Not profiles of the kids who lived in the town. And while there were a few metas and vigilantes that made the list interesting, by the end of it all they just seemed to be teenagers. 

Until they saw Damian. They hadn’t seen him since he came back from the mission with B. He looked tired. Like ‘Tim hasn’t slept in a week and is surviving on just coffee beans’ tired.

“Ah, I see you all have found it. Good. A few of them will be arriving next week as they’re a part of Gotham Academy’s student exchange program. At least three of them will be staying in the manor with us. Father will need you all to be on standby and to be ready for any possible scenario. Please, for the love of all that is good, do not encourage them in any way, shape, or form. And please do not dismiss them either. The outcome of doing that will be much worse. Is there more that I should add? Yes. Will I? No, because you won’t understand. Not until you've seen what I have.” 

The demon child sighed, then looked them dead in the eyes. “Godspeed to us all.” Then walked away.

Okay, they were scared now.

[kindahoping4forever]

📸: Jordan Knight for Alternative Press

[inkandpaperqwerty]

[i-will-write]

holy shit wait I want to write again

[erbiumspectrum]

I redid the calculations and sent them to my professor (my email literally said "Attached is the file with corrected calculations - or at least I hope they're correct" 💀) to which I got an answer that actually, they were still wrong rip. I told my friend how ironic it is that I met my professor in his class on chemistry numericals where I'd do spectacularly well (which was one of the reasons he took a liking to me lol) and now that he's my thesis supervisor the thing that I keep messing up is always calculations of some sort. And she said sarcastically, "yeah, who would've thought doing a bachelor's thesis is more difficult than a first semester class" and no joke I was like

Because I genuinely never thought about it before 😭

[itstimeforstarwars]

Hate when I take a shower and am not Cured. I went into the wet box why do I still feel like shit. I washed my hair i should feel like the most beautiful person in the world not like a drowned ghost.

[curiosity-killed]

woman doing calculus meme but make it tcp

[ALT ID: A digital illustration of a man in a bright orange robe looking down at a pendant in his hand with a quizzical expression.]

[skibasyndrome]

.

[thewatcher98]

THE. ANGLE. OF. THIS. PICTURE!!!!

ibetifigetonmykneeshelooksmoreorlesslikethis

What?! What?

[dayafterdayna]

i hate you for what you did, and I miss you like a little kid. i can hardly feel anything at all

[highfiveheroes]

got a write up at work for not being a stern/aggressive/mean enough supervisor

i wish i was joking when i say that started my new mental health spiral. so if yall see me heading down sorry

[bedforddanes75]

the original demo of potb is making me so fucking angry i hate you jack antonoff.

[vixen525]

Tumblr won’t let me post video on a reblog but it gave me a funny using art (link to og art at bottom) from @spiritintheinkwell and a joke post from @jewishdragon trying to make a science joke

https://www.tumblr.com/spiritintheinkwell/743057480230273024/heres-elphaba-hopefully-the-first-of-several

[franeridan]

okay so dgm 252 spoilers ahead so stop here if you haven't read it yet but what do you MEAN he starts talking like my lavi that man is cross marian hoshino you can't fool me I'll die on this hill untill you'll come up here too specifically to drag me down and tell me I'm wrong??? why is he talking like lavi?? crazy theory cross and lavi are the same person???? i literally just woke up it's not even 7am I can't be thinking about these things my brain's gonna melt

[maiamars]

4am thought : an abducted ghost guided away of his trauma by soap's voice who he was somehow able to call, until soap catches up to him and his first word is simon