#and it really does

[goblinontour]

Nowhere (1997) dir. Gregg Araki via cinemamonamourpage

[onejellyfishplease]

MY MOM SAID THAT THE PELICAN LOOKED LIKE UNMUTATED DONNIE

And I mean…

Is she wrong?

Spot the difference

[hangsawoman]

there’s a gathering in march at the small castle at the end of my street and i asked my mom if i could go so she read about it online and the only thing she said was ‘this sounds like a cult’

[sadgirlautumn]

“kids spend too much time on their devices” well what else are they supposed to do? there’s no corner shops with pinball machines in them on every corner anymore. there’s no malls or stores in small towns for teens to hang out in without being suspected of shoplifting or kicked out for loitering. sidewalks are too broken for them to ride their bikes and there’s no bike lane in the street to make it safe for them. i just don’t understand where they expect these kids to go when they keep taking places away from them. and yes having no safe public places for them is what leads a lot of teens into addiction if they end up at a place where people aren’t truly looking out for them.

[blueskittlesart]

knowledge long forgotten

got really into reading item descriptions on this playthrough. anyway did you know the silent princess is one of the only raw materials with a cooking effect to not explicitly list that effect in its description

[beif0ngs]

Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations

[captaincalamity]

this makes it sound like he was fucking sniffing around the set searching for lapis lazuli and that’s so much funnier than reality

[willabee]

she checks the floor vents every day to see if the furnace is on yet and today was the day :)

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"

[corpish]

in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

You're just not toxic enough.

[thechekhov]

this one goes out to everyone who has an M sized dog with an L sized bark.

[mimimar]

(open pages for better image quality)

the moment I heard elphaba's delivery of "there's a girl i know..." in i'm not that girl i knew i had to draw this comic, i strongly recommend listening to it while you read for the full experience!

this comic is a companion to this piece (which was inspired by glinda's delivery of the same line in the i'm not that girl reprise).

pages 1-4 are from elphie's pov, pages 5-8 are from glinda's.

prints of individual pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

flower meanings in order of appearance:

[sockfunky]

projecting my trauma onto fictional characters /j

(unimportant edit under cut)

FINALLY

[deadmaidclub]

stupid textpost sketches

[mitzysmitzy]

they changed the fullbody images on the official website to the changeling ones im crying. look at them.