#and pulled it off

[daemon-in-my-head]

Oh right. I forgot. PSA:

The netherese language uses the draconic script. Human Bhaal was from Netheril. Also funny bit about the old netherese people, 'dark-haired and fair-skinned'. Also at some point his body started rotting away or smth, so lots of exposed flesh, blood, you catch my drift (hence why he now so... 'unique' and why durge has that red colour in-between his scales)

White Dragons are the most feral out of all chromatic Dragons. They're also known for abandoning their kiddos and their alignment is commonly chaotic evil. Really petty too btw. And ironically, they have a great memory.

Dragonborn put their clan above all else. They don't really exist as an individual, their mindset is more 'anything for the family' (now including murder and cannibalism).

Dear Lord of Murder, I see what you did there. Creative. Beautiful. No Notes. I'm deceased.

[m3djed]

i think if i focused really really hard i could grow a leaf

[the-dragon-girl-27]

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

[hinamie]

I'll give them shelter like you've done for me

[ofumofu]

two teachers spending vacation day on the beach ⛱️

[ba1laur]

something inbetween

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface

Tim: …

[wombywoo]

cleaned up

[egguv]

no reflection needed.

[harbingerofsoup]

there’s death of the author and then there’s whatever the fuck is up with danny phantom

[gwililethel]

Emily Axford has the opportunity to pull the funniest move possible. Imagine: She brings in an entirely new character, and in the last five minutes of the last episode, they drop the disguise to reveal that she's been playing fig the entire time.

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[dreamsandconstellations]

*Odysseus’ crew appear in The Underworld post-Thunder Bringer*

Hades: Weren’t you just here?

[hinamie]

alongside someone like you

[peachiiwren]

watched episode 1 of season 2! twas fun