#and so does regulus

[ultravioletbrit]

Here Comes the Pride for @into-the-jeggyverse - Jegulus Bingo 2024!!

Bingo Prompts - Barista Regulus, Zookeeper James, Wedding Hijinks, First Date

Fic Summary - James is a Zookeeper who deals with lions all day long. Regulus is a barista at the Zoo who has to deal with James every morning. James is the best and the worst part of Regulus’ day, so when he invites Regulus to a slightly unconventional wedding, Regulus isn’t sure if it’s the best or the worst thing that’s ever happened to him. 🦁

[managone16]

James, sadly: Yesterday when we played Would you rather Regulus said he would rather kill himself than kiss me. James: He doesn't like me at all. Remus: Remus: Regulus would rather kill himself than fucking breathe, Prongs. James: Oh. James: So Regulus likes me as much as he likes to breathe?! OH MY GOD REMUS!! Remus: That's not what I- Remus: You know what? I don't give a fuck.

[curiouslymyown]

James thinks it’s funny when he puts his own name at the top of Regulus’ to-do list

[deswhomst]

what i find sooo funny is that people who hate jegulus or regulus do it with equal passion as the ones who love them. stumbled upon a hate post without any anti tags and checked out their blog … at least half the top posts were about regulus. every other post on the blog was about him. this is fan behavior. we’re both obsessed except i’m having fun but you’re soo sooo miserable

[mirachdae]

I love how James Potter’s knife kink has become a frequent headcannon

[nina-s0]

Sirius: I'm getting out!

Remus: of the closet?

Peter: of remus?

James: of bed?

Sirius: ....

Sirius: of my parents house.

Regulus: Disappointing. Try the closet next time.

[g3othermal3scapism]

Regulus is autistic and James has adhd and they piss each other off so bad literally all the time.

Regulus needs his schedule and timing to be perfect and will claw his own skin off before he’s late anywhere, while James has the worst time management known to man and has never been on time in his life.

James is very easily under stimulated and hates the quiet and will always find a way to fill it with some sort of infodumping, while regulus is overstimulated easily and needs silence to function, and cannot listen to one person talk for too long or their voice will start grating and he will crash the fuck out.

Regulus will not try new foods. James goes crazy if he doesn’t have enough variety in his meals.

James hovers. Regulus wants him dead.

They’re in love

[wolvesandshine]

I need more jock! regulus fics like he was also an athlete okay and he’s a black so he never does things in halves. I need regulus being buff or if not at the very least having the biggest sleeper build of all time. I need him to appear all calm and collected until his favourite quidditch team/football team is on then he goes crazy - he yells and screams and has zero filter. I need him to do workouts at home cause wdym he’s going to slack in the holidays he’s a black - just jock regulus guys

[ultravioletbrit]

“survive” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 344 words

James walks into the kitchen and finds Regulus sitting at the table, fully showered and dressed, cup of coffee in hand while reading the newspaper. James is in his pajamas, barely awake and still rubbing sleep from his eyes.

“Morning.” James says through a yawn.

“Morning.” Regulus pulls out the chair beside him for James to sit down.

“How long have you been up?” James asks.

“Only a few hours.” Regulus shrugs.

“A few hours? Then how many hours did you sleep?”

“Erm… I think about four?” Regulus says, looking back at the newspaper and avoiding eye contact.

“Four?! Regulus, that is not enough.” James tells him. “And how many cups of coffee have you had this morning.” James nods towards the mug in Regulus’ hand.

“Erm… I think maybe four?” Regulus shrugs again.

“Regulus! You cannot survive on four hours of sleep and endless cups of coffee.” James tries to take the coffee from Regulus.

“Oh, I’m fine, James.” Regulus moves his coffee out of James’ reach.

“Have you even eaten anything?” James asks, giving up on trying to take the coffee. Regulus doesn’t answer and continues avoiding eye contact. “When’s the last time you drank some water?”

“There’s water in my coffee.” Regulus says petulantly.

“Reg.”

“I don’t like water. It tastes funny.” Regulus pouts but finally puts the newspaper down and turns to look at James.

“I just want you to take care of yourself, love.” James tells him softly as he tucks a curl behind his ear. “You need to eat and sleep and drink water.”

“Overrated.” Regulus says, still pouting but with a small smile. James chuckles and kisses his forehead.

“Can I make you some breakfast?” James whispers as he moves to rest his forehead against Regulus’.

“I guess.” Regulus huffs and rolls his eyes.

“Good.” James gives him a kiss. “And then we’ll work on finding a water that doesn’t taste funny.” James tells him as he stands up.

Regulus grumbles under his breath and goes back to reading the newspaper. James kisses the top of Regulus’ head then goes to make breakfast.

[mothlau]

brain filled with jegulus uni au where james walks into the wrong lecture, all tired and sleep deprived, with baby harry on his chest. cue regulus falling in love with the hot dilf that doesn't belong in his post modernism class and who he knows for a fact is sirius' best friend

first chapter is officially out :) 

[chasingthestarss]

Regulus Headcanon:

He knows a bunch of languages, it was something he was interested in and he actually learned them unlike Sirius. Pandora is Greek and sometimes she will ramble in Greek and Regulus matches her. Remus speaks Dutch and more often then not uses it for cursing but Regulus call him out every time. Lily learned German and gets really frustrated when Regulus knows it too. Hogwarts may have people from all over but generally Regulus can understand basically anyone it’s his biggest flex.

But he doesn’t know Hindi and of course that is the language James speaks. And Regulus doesn’t understand him. It drives him crazy. But James loves speaking Hindi to Regulus because he knows that Regulus doesn’t understand him.

[oh-phoenixx]

"Setback" - Jegulus microfic @into-the-jeggyverse - 625 words

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He was fine. He was going to be fine. He was breathing normally and the party wasn’t too loud and his clothes weren’t suffocating him.

Forcing himself to think these things did not, unfortunately, manipulate Regulus to actually believe any of it. Standing in the kitchen of his and James’s flat with about thirty other people in the house was not fine, he was not breathing normally, and his collar was strangling him.

The food was supposed to be ready by now. It was James’s birthday party and Regulus had promised that he didn’t need help with setting anything up. But as he had been busy decorating, he had started cooking too late, and now the food wasn’t ready on time. Regulus was not fine. All he wanted was to disappear into his and James’s bedroom and avoid everyone for the rest of the night, but he didn’t want to ruin James’s birthday more than he already had.

“Reggie? You alright?” Sirius asked cautiously from behind him.

Turning around quickly to snap at his brother for even insinuating that he wasn’t okay, Regulus found himself unable to make any noise come out of his mouth at all. Instead, he looked at him, pleading with Sirius. Pleading for what, Regulus didn’t know. He just needed to be out of here.

“Breathe, Reg. It’s okay. What’s happened?” Sirius approached him, but didn’t reach out to touch him.

“I’ve ruined everything,” Regulus gasped out, momentarily forgetting how to breathe, “The food isn’t ready, and I’m having a panic attack in the kitchen instead of being with James on his birthday, and the decorations look awful, and none of this would have happened if I had just let James help.”

Sirius gave Regulus a moment to catch his breath before pulling his younger brother into a hug. He knew that nothing he said would actually comfort Regulus, so he wrapped his arms around him tightly, as the pressure usually grounded Regulus.

“He’s going to hate me,” Regulus mumbled into Sirius’s shoulder.

“I think you could forget his birthday entirely and he would forgive you as long as you smiled at him,” Sirius scoffed.

While this didn’t do much to make Regulus feel better, it distracted him momentarily from the guilt that was gnawing at him. His breathing slowly evened out and his grip on Sirius’s t-shirt loosened considerably.

“Regulus?” James’s voice called from the entrance to the kitchen.

Regulus let go of Sirius with a shaky breath and looked to his boyfriend, biting his lip nervously. Sirius gave him a reassuring look before walking out to give them some privacy. James looked between them in confusion, a small frown forming on his handsome face.

“I’m sorry,” Regulus mumbled. “I- I should have asked for your help. The food isn’t ready and- and I know the decorations aren’t great, and-”

Before Regulus could continue, James had his arms wrapped around the younger boy’s waist, resting their foreheads against one another. He rubbed comforting circles on Regulus’s hips and kissed him softly.

“It doesn’t matter, love. First of all, the flat looks great, I love the decorations,” James assured him. “And second of all, the food doesn’t have to be ready by exactly 8pm. It’s just a setback, it’s okay. It really doesn’t matter, Reg.”

Regulus melted into James’s arms, wrapping his own around his boyfriend’s neck and nuzzling his face into James’s like a cat. James pressed a gentle kiss to Regulus’s hair, still rubbing his back in circular motions.

“I didn’t ruin your birthday?” Regulus checked.

“Not even close, love.”

Regulus nodded and buried his face in his boyfriend’s neck. He was fine. His breathing was even and he no longer felt smothered in his clothes. Everything was fine.

[courfee]

Here’s the thing nobody tells you about living. It’s easy, really, once you get the hang of it.

— orange slices and sunrises by @messymoony <333

[sincerelywhistler]

“who do you belong to?”

If I told you that Regulus’s design was inspired by shaggy old English sheepdogs would you believe me—

[deathnguts]

Regulus who always always makes the highest effort to look perfect and presentable so even his roommates haven’t seen him out of dress before (even his pajamas are silk and a long sleeved matching set and his hair is always styled and he never has a pimple or eye bags despite always staying up) but then one day he comes back to the door in a fit of frazzled despair and tells Barty ‘I don’t want to hear it I know I’m disgusting ok I just can’t right now’ and then goes to change and Barty thinks he’s gonna come back with like green paste on his face and curlers like the cartoons but then regulus’ idea of ‘looking disgusting’ is wearing his undershirt and shorts and his hair in a low bun and his concealer under his eyes is wiped off and he literally still looks perfect and fine yet he’s so convinced he looks like shit that Barty can’t help but smile because the love of his life is so ridiculous and he cant stop himself from kissing his cheek and telling him he looks perfect and now literally every time regulus is even somewhat dressed down Barty always tells him he’s pretty like it’s his civic duty because god gives his toughest battles to his horniest most supportive boyfriends

[atlasdoe]

i started thinking about Regulus and Dolores seriously and i think i've lost my mind

SHE ENDED UP WITH HIS LOCKET!!!! EVEN AFTER DEATH HE STILL SOMEHOW FOUND HER