#and told a pun

[arceal-doodles]

fell A12 or B3

ooh nice, you broke him

[luzho]

"you're not gonna believe this aang: did you know lee from the tea shop likes puns too?!"

"but i thought you didn't like him:/...?" "ahh... so that's where you're off to everyday, huh...". based on this pun found in @chitsangenthusiast's puns tag (hehe thanks kath :P this is like the second time i find a pun there!)

and i realized half way, but this works like a sorta prequel to the original puns comics from over a year ago! basically at this point, all my comics happen in an alternate universe where everything stays the same but sprinkled with anachronisms, such as sneakers and einstein :3

[pyralart]

All thanks to them...

Just an idea of what Belos could be doing next episode- you might also spot some suspicious drawings hidden in there- if not... it's your loss

ID in ALT and under read more:

[ID: Comic with the character Belos from the cartoon show The Owl House, in his monster form. It takes place after the episode "Thanks to Them". Belos is back to the demon realm in his monster form. He is seen going in his cave, overhead some tubes are full of a green glowing magical liquid. He says with a distorted voice: "I will finish this"

 

Belos is kneeling on the ground, looking down at it. A green tube is planted in the ground. Belos continues: "I just need..."

 

Belos is slowly melting into the ground in a horrific manner. In the background a goopy hand is reaching down as it shows all the goop disappearing in the ground as a green glow emanates from the earth.

 

A last drop of goop is seen on the ground before disappearing completely.

 

Next panel, a hand emerges straight from the ground.

 

A grimwalker, almost Hunter lookalike, is halfway out of the ground, looking at his hand. He show signs of possession by Belos, his eyes are icy blue and some green and brown patches appeared already. He finishes: "... A proper body to work with"

 

The background turned to black. On it is written: "Right, Caleb?".

 

The next panel shows the grimwalker, currently Belos, with horns sprouting from his head. He is taking up his (Caleb's) coat from a chair, continuing: "Thanks to them, we can finally-"

 

"Do this together" He ends in the next panel, tugging on his coat and smirking menacingly as his horns fully grew out of his head.]

[thankstothe]

[transparentgayprotector]

Lazerus water is Poop water.

Okay hear me out.

Hear me out, Lazerus water is always compared to sewage in DpxDc fanon, why not go all the way?

Danny might have to destroy some Lazarus Pits because of the Rats but he's not happy about it.

Since he always said they stink can I tell you what I think they are to him and everyone else in the Infinity Realms?

Pariah Darks Poop and Pee. He was the only one who didn't have a sewage system because he was too busy being a bitch.

That's why the color is different, like digested food looks different out of your body.

Danny can tell people when they finally ask him that too.

Danny: Yeah they're bathing in the waste of the old King. The reason your acting like shit is because you've got literal shit in your chest. Gross.

The Old King was a big gu who most likely had a some holes he would just poop in on some random dimensions planet.

When the pits were put there, humans probably were small in number, and many animals stay away from waste matter in large quantity, except Rats and roaches, which The League of Assassins are now.

Damian attitude changed because he got away from the sewage and started eating Real food(Natural Ecto).

Jason was dumped in Shit after being brought back to life by the natural Ecto, but Gotham is so cursed he kinda needed a minute to process his food because he was given too much, Like a feast when your stomach is small.

That's why his mood swings were so severe. He was given good food then forced to eat shit. He's constantly trying not to vomit (pit rage) because he'll lose the good food too and probably die again. Or constipated. Yeah he's also ghost constipated because of the Lazerus Pit.

Anyway, essentially The League of Assassins are Rat people, Ra's is the King of the Rats and Now Danny has to deal with them.

Will Danny's poop do the same thing? No, because he's half human and poops in much smaller quantities than a guy the size of a building while using a proper sewage system in his paranoid parents house.

They most likely do something to the sewage anyway. Danny too after he looks at the Rat People bathing in ghost poop.

Plus, he never uses the Bathroom in his ghost form, only him human one.

[julescarstairs]

I already know fact that Ash Morgenstern is going to put his whole ass self into pretending he doesn’t like Dru at all, only to look at her with the biggest heart eyes when he thinks no one’s watching.

[shou-jpeg]

They recognise one of their own. 

This one is for @just-slightly-chayotic because I did not know it was your birthday! But I finished this one last night and honestly it’s exactly along the lines of what I would have made you anyway had I known in advance. 

Part 9 of ?

[l-l-s]

“I don’t think that’s what I was asking,” he says. “That isn’t what I meant.”

“You should be very careful,” Annatar says, making his voice serious in a way that he hopes will be at least a little funny, “when you strike bargains with Sauron. The terms may be interpreted more broadly than you expect.”

Finrod leans forward and buries his face in his knees and laughs, helpless and high-pitched, the kind of laugh that sobs in one’s throat.

- The Harrowing [Ch. 29] by @chthonion

A talk just outside of Mandos.

If you squint and tilt your head a bit, their hair kinda looks like neapolitan ice cream haha

[grandorderconfessions]

[nostalgia-tblr]

I watched Avengers: Age of Ultron (apart from I skipped some overly long action sequences) and I am not sure so can someone tell me whether or not Tony Stark was the baddy in that film? Because about halfway through I was sure he was but then it was maybe just an evil robot after all and I am confused because either this film was surprisingly subversive or it was about robots hitting each other.

[luzho]

i’ll delete it in the morning but i wanna know: do u guys like this little suki?

[killersansofficial]

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!

We found him.

[pastafossa]

Things I thought I would say when I became a mod for a Very Large Online witchy group: 'Yes, you can post that picture of a cool crystal/your pet/a neat leaf!'

Things I did not expect to say: 'Due to liability reasons, bees are restricted from joining this group due to member allergies.'

[al-n-cartoons]

Further notes on Ben and Danny's relationship:

Given that both are poly and rather touchy-feely in their friendship, the idea of dating each other has come up — and subsequently dropped on mutual agreement. Danny is unsure if he can date three people at once (the other two being Tucker and Sam). Ben, meanwhile, wants to avoid risking one of the best relationships he currently has.

There is a strain on their friendship in that Ben is such a public figure and that, if ever their worlds were to merge, Danny would surely be sniffed out. The solution they’ve come to for this is that Ben’s identity must be kept a close guarded secret in Danny’s dimension (going by Tenspeed when working in the area). It is rare for Danny to traverse to Ben’s dimension, as he is a far more local entity, but on the off chance that he does visit he keeps to the identity of Phantom save for when behind closed doors.

One of the things that spurred the two to consistently interact is Ben’s discovery that ectoplasm acts as a wonderful way to keep the Omnitrix’s drain on his body from making him sick. As for why this is the case, he hasn’t a clue. Unrelatedly, Ben is capable of small scale magic after the consumption of ectoplasm and he has certain attributes that had before been believed exclusive to ghosts and halfas.

Such as the ability to get ecto tattoos, which require at least one other ghost-standin. Danny fulfilled that particular role, acting as the unofficial officiator for Ben and his primary partner, whom received matching tattoos of kits own.

A fun contrast between Ben and Danny comes in that Ben is seemingly more brazen and relaxed whereas Danny is awkward and shy; Danny is more confident in his closeness whereas Ben is constrained and cagey. Danny is explicit in his compassion, casually saying “I love you” and being generally huggy; Ben’s affections are almost always hidden under three layers of intrigue. The most that Ben initiates are high fives, maybe a pat on the shoulder. He does, however, reciprocate and even linger when physical affection is offered.

Last thing before I take a stab at composing graphs and the like for bleedin’ homework; one of the keys to their relationship is that they recognize a certain discomfort in each other. An aspect of this AU (A Story Told) is that Ben’s homelife is… not amazing. It’s something he doesn’t talk about nor mention but Ben’s life has been such that when he met Danny and came to understand how the Fenton’s view people like Phantom, he felt more than a little bit of displaced protectiveness. It is for this reason that Ben goes on to give Danny advice on secrecy, discretion, and obscurity, as Ben has (or had) several years of a hidden identity and more than enough time to reflect on what he’d done wrong.

Edit: Danny's love languages are physical touch in expression and quality time in reception; Ben's are gift-giving in expression and physical touch in reception.

[spotlightstudios]

I was talking about my ideas for my next Art Project with my father (dnd inspired adventure poster), and this man (knowing my favorite dnd character was a centaur) just busts out with this:

"The centaur of attention. Centaur of the road. Centaur of the earth. Centaur of the sun.... Alpha-centaur-i."

Because I cannot stress enough that I can't use any of these, but they are baller and I love him sm.

[anaid-queen]

"This time, I won't save your life."

aka Thoughts on hints of Daniel being turned against his will

[note: there are no explicit hints, but there has been talk he'll be turned "soon" and that Armand will physically fight him, which i can't imagine him doing with his fragile human boy. so....!]

i have thoughts. on Armand and Daniel, and on Armand and Louis and all his lies coming back to haunt him. i suck at actually completing (and not just drafting) fic but. i have THOUGHTS. fic idea under the cut!!

("This time, I won't save your life", he said. like a lying liar who lies.)

Louis finally broke through all of Armand's mind blocks. Louis found out Armand had KEPT LESTAT IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT FOR DECADES [The Groan Theory]. Louis turns on Armand with the fury of a thousand suns, you killed my daughter you maimed the love of my life my husband YOU MADE ME FORGET ALL OF THIS. YOU MADE ME LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! picture a Louis HELL-BENT on vengeance.

and then.

Louis' eyes suddenly shift to Daniel. and he's a FRACTION faster than Armand and picks him up.

by the throat.

and straight-up smashes him through a window and dangles him there, fuck only knows how many meters above the ground.

Armand pleads with him…. when nothing helps, he falls to his knees. picture Armand BREAKING.

picture Louis trying, so so hard, to hold onto his anger as some part of his DEAR heart (bless his good heart like god damn, he's got so much anger and darkness but he's got so much GOOD in him too) wants to balk. doesn't actually WANT to give pain for pain.

he knows this is the only way he has to hurt Armand back.

he wants to hurt Armand. he's a MONSTER. HE DESERVES IT.

Armand manipulated him from the very start -

but Armand isn't manipulating him now. isn't even trying. not even a small mental push. he's just on his knees. pleading. "Not Danny…."

Louis' mouth sets in a hard line.

any moment he's gonna drop him.

(much longer, and Daniel's dead anyway, he's been holding his throat way too tight. there's glass shards in his hair (in his head?), he's got a concussion at the very least. Louis' claws have already torn into him.)

silent tears roll down Armand's face. even his whispered "please" is silent, now.

Louis balls his fist, claws ripping Daniel's windpipe right out, and throws him on the penthouse floor. then he runs out of the room, vamp-speed. (to Lestat.)

Armand doesn't even see him go, he screams as he falls to Daniel's side.

(sound cuts, only music over Armand's weeping and wailing. over Armand's heaving chest as he stares at Daniel, bleeding out. eyes already empty, so close to dead. so so close. Armand tears into what's left of his throat and drinks.)

cut to: a scene in complete silence, save for the steady beeping that gives a hospital atmosphere, though this can't be anywhere but the penthouse. camera pans through a white minimalist room. Armand comes into frame, sitting on a chair, staring at something (someone?) just off-screen. eyes hollow, face unreadable. camera slowly pans down. there is a needle in his arm, and the tube is running red.

[CUT TO CREDITS]