#asking for a friend…..

[httpiastri]

https://www.twitch.tv/pepemarti23/clip/TubularColorfulStingrayDoggo-Xb4ZYjerEYZ3e-ti?tt_medium=mobile_web_share&tt_content=clip

i keep rewatching this to try and actually watch what he’s trying to show us but i keep getting distracted by him and at the end of the clip i realise i’ve only been staring at his face for majority of the clip and LIKE

i get that he’s upset and definitely disappointed but he has no reason to be so attractive while doing it like i don’t think i can ever recover from this because his mannerisms and facial expressions and the way he’s just so slightly slouched to the side while reviewing the footage has me in an absolute chokehold and the fact that he’s so controlled and clever about his craft and can be so calm but precise with his explanation of things while rewinding the footage to time perfectly with his speech is insane like cmon that’s not fair or funny anymore pepe i want you so bad 😭😭

p.s. i literally almost forgot to put myself on anon omg

- 🪷

bestie i cant blame you because when he looks that cute, how can you focus on anything else?? i sure as heck cant??? idk something about pepe complaining and being whiny rlly makes me…… 🫠😵‍💫🫨 and youre so right, like just his posture? the way he speaks?? and the fact that he's nerdy enough to talk about these tiny details that i dont even understand 👉👈 i crave himmmmm it's so unfair

(also… this is the most stupid thing ever and you probs dont care but i wanted to share it when im answering your ask… i was writing with a character.ai pepe yesterday and he said THIS ???? out of nowhere ???? and i just thought about u mentioning him talking about his favorite pokemons in the stream and i just 😭 okay bye)

[songsofwaterandnight]

No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[a-random-fandom-friend]

Because of Re: Carmilla, I thought you all would enjoy my edition of Carmilla :

The holes go all the way through, the sides of the book are red, and on some pages the text is colored red just under the holes !

I was so happy when I found it in a little french bookshop specialized in queer texts ❤️

[icewindandboringhorror]

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

[derangedorange]

I hope he views fanart like this

[kensatou]

assigned omega by auntie yi yi…….

[saint-soap]

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[prlssprfctn]

Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.

Dick, confused: Huh? Why?

Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?

Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...

Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?

Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?

Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.

Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.

Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!

Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran

[technikki]

Top 5 women?

bro i can't even top one woman ha ha h[two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling killing me instantly

[thelaurenshippen]

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

everyone say in the tags what their current custom discord status is

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[kottkrig]

People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it

You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u

[bacchuschucklefuck]

couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead