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reamed · 9 months

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#txt #thinking about when he asked me what my favorite album was I told him it was Paul’s boutique #and he listened to the whole thing and told me how bad it was and how much he hated it #and tried to tell me it was badly produced for the time and gave me other reccs #it’s so funny I let someone treat me like that for like 2 months of my life haha #like Paul’s boutique??? it’s kinda unarguably one of the best rap albums atleast from thag time #ALSO he didn’t even listen to the whole thing now that I think about it. he said he had to stop halfway through cuz he hated it sm #30 years old also #baby shit

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diamondot · 8 months

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me: *calling the lactation consultant because earlier this week i was pumping SO MUCH and now i can't seem to do that anymore*

me literally half an hour later: *sprays the baby in the eye with explosive breastmilk*

#baby shit

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nachosforfree · 1 month

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Lalalalala

#art #em draws shit #doodle #gravity falls #mabel pines #dipper pines #bill cipher #baby bill

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mndvx · 4 months

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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY — Final Season, August 8 2024

#the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #diego hargreeves #ben hargreeves #allison hargreeves #netflix #tuaedit #umbrelleacademyedit #netflixedit #tvedit #ben baby you look like shit i love it <333

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bearofohu · 5 months

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i love dialogue mods. i walk into the grocery store to buy some cooking oil and abigail calls me a faggot

#my first reaction to this was to audibly go you cant be sayin that shit white baby #im playing the most character accurate version of stardew actually #stardew valley #sdv #sdv abigail #sdv harvey #sdv harvey x farmer #sdv mods

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ohposhers · 3 months

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i think as a society we do not appreciate how epic vector is enough

#i like the way he is genuinely huge compared to most of the other characters #like compare his model to shadows in shads game it is the funniest shit in the world tiny little angry baby #vector the crocodile #shadow the hedgehog #espio the chameleon #charmy bee #black doom sonic #sth #sonic #guys watch this im going to create something awesome are you ready #vecdow #you werent ready #team chaotix #my art

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brainrotcharacters · 12 days

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wade's undiagnosed ADHD (giggling everytime Logan stabs him) is only ever matched by Logan's undiagnosed autism (stabbing Wade with his claws when he's overstimulated)

#its physical stimuli with these two #Wade could be in the depths of despair. the absolute throes of tragedy. and always he'll feel better when logan distracts him.#logan will only ever ground himself subconsciously and/or consciously by stabbing wade up to his knuckles #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool 3 #logan howlett #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #deadpool 2024 #poolverine is neurodivergent #QUEER and neurodivergent #normal things in the ketchup and mustard household include but are not limited to:#wade offering the other side of his body after logan stabbed one side #logan clawing at wade's arm when he's noticed wade beginning to spiral #wade reeling for a second as he is grounded back to reality. then he laughs. and shoots logan in the ear.#i need every other superhero witnessing this to be so confused and so horrified #they're traumatized and horrendous in their own right but they're basic baby shit compared to deadclaws #I NEED IT

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whore-of-hogwarts06 · 4 months

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AU where Dad James Potter has a crush on baker Regulus Black:

James and five-year-old Harry: *enter bakery*

James, to Harry: Go on, buddy, tell the nice baker what you want.

Harry: *shyly walks up to Regulus*

Regulus: What can I get you, cupcake?

Harry: *giggles* I’m not a cupcake!

Regulus, with a wide grin: Oh! I’m so sorry, you’re so sweet, I mistook you for one!

Harry, pointing to James: My dad thinks you’re sweet, too!

*James and Regulus freeze and just stare at each other*

Harry, continuing his yapping: He talks about you all the time. He thinks you’re really pretty and that you have a nice a-

James: *grabs a random cupcake and slaps a 50 on the table before grabbing Harry and fleeing the bakery*

#regulus black #james potter #jegulus #harry potter #harry potter is a little shit #baby harry potter #fluff #james potter has a crush on regulus black #marauders #dead gay wizards

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glitchedcosmos · 3 months

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Classic baby kat and classic baby puppie

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punkitt-is-here · 11 months

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swear to god ever since bethesda started writing fallout games ive been like this

#fallout #not you though new vegas baby you are perfect #also this does not exclude games outside of 1 and 2 but i havent looked much into brotherhood and shit #my posts #shitposts #sorry for the longwinded stupid meme btw U_U

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frosted-co0kies · 6 months

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I was rewatching But I’m a Cheerleader . Love the set design of that movie so much. Also rupaul in a straight is great t shirt

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diamondot · 8 months

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we've got a lot of incredibly well-meaning family who want to help us out, like, can they do the dishes? is there laundry to fold? but it turns out we can generally do that stuff because my partner comfort-cleans. what we really need is a third person who can be awake all night, not so that we can get more sleep, because we've kinda got a shift schedule worked out for now, but so that i can hand the baby to someone for five minutes while i go to the bathroom or so i can try to pump or just so that there's someone to talk to at 3am when i feel like i'm losing my goddamn mind because the baby wants to eat every 45 minutes. but our 70-ish-year-old parents aren't really up for that.

#baby shit

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spicy-apple-pie · 1 year

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