#bad batch x reader incorrect quotes

[a-lil-perspective]

Crosshair: *generalized as smooth and flirty bastard*

Also Crosshair: Do you have two tongues in your mouth?

You: What? No..

Crosshair:

You:

Crosshair: Do you want to?

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: Get out of my room, Wreck!

Wrecker: *being a little shit and standing outside the doorframe* I’m not in your room!

Y/N: HUNTER-

Wrecker: Hey! No fair! You can’t just call Hunter every time you want to get your way!

Y/N: Fine.

Y/N:

Y/N: CROSSHAIR-

Wrecker: *immediately running away* That’s so much worse and you know it!

[youretellingmethisdidnthappen]

Wrecker: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks in.

Y/N: I’m not playing your silly little games.

Crosshair: *walks in*

Y/N, immediately standing up: Fine I’ll do it, rules are rules.

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

*on Tatooine*

Y/n: I am so hot.

Hunter: Yes you─ I mean, yeah, it's hot in here.

Echo: *snorts*

[youwannagohomeandrethinkyourlife]

Phee: If I was a gardener, I'd put our 'two-lips' together

Tech: *blushes*

Hunter: Why aren't we like that?

Y/n: If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe

Hunter: That's why

[rainydaydream-gal18]

Rampart: Are you going to tell me to stay away from your girl? Crosshair: If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl. Rampart: Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do you, Crosshair? Crosshair: It must burn you up that a clone like me saved you from prison, huh? Gotta' be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Rampart - stay away from my girl.

[sailorkamino]

sick y/n being dramatic: this is the end. i'm dying.

clones who have never seen a nat born sick genuinely believing you: *trying not to cry* GET A MEDIC OH FUCK-

[ihavemanychickens]

*after BadBatch season 3 episode 7*

Y/n: Hey Rex? Quick question.

Rex: Yeah?

Y/n: whytheFUCK are you still wearing your old armor?

Rex: Uhh…

Y/n: The empire thinks you’re dead and going around wearing your old armor doesn’t seem very smart.

Rex: Well…?

Y/n: Even the bad batch were smart enough to change their armor.

Rex: …

Y/n: …

Y/n: Are you fucking dumb or something?

[echos-scomplink]

Y/N, about Hunter: I like him, he has that, what do you call it?

Omega: Cold blooded ruthlessness?

Y/N: No, that’s not it

Y/N: Ah, a knife, he has a knife

[sev-on-kamino]

Jedi!Reader: *giggling during a battle*

Hunter: what could possibly be funny right now?

Jedi!Reader: I’m pushing half of Cross’s targets in Wrecker’s line of fire.

Hunter: …why?

Jedi!Reader: Because I have a bet with Crosshair that if Wrecker beats his score, he can’t be a sarcastic for one whole rotation.

Hunter: …how can I help?

[carry-on-wayward-daughter]

Hunter: Y/N... How do I begin to explain Y/N?

Wrecker: Y/N is flawless.

Echo : I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.

Omega : I hear they do car commercials... on Nabbo.

Crosshair : One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

[a-lil-perspective]

Wrecker: Good morning cruel world.

You: Isn’t it goodbye?

Wrecker: The world may be cruel, but I’m still kickin’!

[darklightcannon]

THE BAD BATCH+REX+FIVES(+bonus) as Taylor Swift songs and albums

As a Star Wars fan AND a swiftie, I sometimes relate my favorite characters to some songs and also albums so I wanted to share my thoughts on a few taylor songs that remind me of my fav clones + the bad batch!

Disclaimer: those are my personal thoughts i have towards them based on the shows and fanfics I’ve read so you might disagree but feel free to tell me your own thoughts too!! or to add a few songs!

Rex:

album: midnights

songs: the lucky one, i think he knows, style, you are in love, is it over now?, delicate, so it goes…, the archer, epiphany, long story short, the great war, hits different, karma

Fives:

album: 1989

songs: blank space, how you get the girl, come back… be here, our song, the very first night, sparks fly, last kiss, superman, sad beautiful tragic, i wish you would, king of my heart

Echo:

album: evermore/folklore

songs: this is me trying, marjorie, evermore, right where you left me, it’s nice to have a friend, forever winter, begin again, new year’s day

Hunter:

album: red

songs: red, haunted, the way i loved you, i can see you, I almost do, stay stay stay, the last time, the moment i knew, out of the woods, wildest dreams, gorgeous, dress, false god, ivy, maroon, midnight rain

Tech:

album: speak now

songs: enchanted, electric touch, you belong with me, the story of us, gold rush, coney island, sweet nothing, call it what you want, ours, speak now

Wrecker:

album: lover

songs: i’m only me when i’m with you, mine, lover, me!, you need to calm down, paper rings, hey stephen

Crosshair:

album: reputation

songs: look what you made me do, i did something bad, don’t blame me, i knew you were trouble, you all over me, mr. perfectly fine, better man, innocent, babe, bad blood, this love, say don’t go, illicit affairs, you’re losing me

bonus❤️

Omega:

albums: fearless/debut

songs: the best day, fearless, stay beautiful, a place in this world, fifteen, you’re on your own kid, never grow up

Thank you for reading ❤️

[youretellingmethisdidnthappen]

Omega: You and Hunter are having a baby.

Y/N: I'm sorry??

Omega, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's me, sign here.

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Hunter: Are you trying to seduce me?

Y/n: Why, are you seducible?

[curlygirlybitchachos]

Padawan Reader

(Plus the Bad Batch)

Crosshair: what should I tell him?

Hunter: tell him " You are beautiful ".

~later~

Crosshair: Mayday!

Mayday: hm?

Crosshair: I'm beautiful.

Mayday: yes man. You are.

Hunter: I can't believe it actually worked.

Y/n: they are both idiots. Maybe they cancel each other idiotism.