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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
#personal#back to work tomorrow prepare thyself#i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON#i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like#....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student#maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did#u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?
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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."
#big tough characters who are confused and disarmed by affection my beloved#who are hypercompetent and know exactly what to do in everything except Positive Human Interaction#who follow you around cautiously for scraps#and are continually waiting for the moment you turn around and kick them out again#who are prepared to sleep on the cold hard floor and dont know what to do with themselves when given a bed#totally mystified#boba fett#legacy of the force#din djarin#frank castle#maul#erik lehnsherr#arla fett#wolverine#logan howlett#mine#and now i can add the#murderbot#tag
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“One day the sadness will end.
But I don’t think today’s the day.”
David Lynch
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DELTARUNE...... SO CLOSE......
#deltarune#kris dreemurr#kris deltarune#noelle holiday#noelle deltarune#ut/dr#deltarune fanart#utdr#my art#i have replayed chapters 1 and 2 in preparation. i am so ready.#scheduled
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He's doing very important research
( @caps-clever-girl thank you for the hilarious tags, I giggled out loud when I saw them)
[ID in alt text]
(Part 1) (Part 2)
#httyd#how to train your dragon#httyd fanart#httyd toothless#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls ford#stanford pines#this isn't the first time someone has stuck their head in toothless' mouth#funnily enough#he was prepared this time around#Ad Astra AU
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yummy star gouache painting
#my art#artists on tumblr#cats#gouache#painting#cat art#traditional art#preparing for my first art market next month- will hopefully get some more paintings done
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i know anakin and padme both having curly hair while luke & leia's is straight is more of an era/actors thing, but it's also really funny to imagine the twins having naturally curly hair and just doing this before every scene:

#yes this IS important battle preparation han. we DO need to spend 3 hours before every mission doing this#luke skywalker#leia organa#star wars#space twins#skywalker twins#my doods
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Siren Philosophy 1
Transcript:
Male Siren 1 (MS1): I do not think that humans eat animals.
MS1: I have never seen one do such a thing, and humans have animals that they do not eat. So they must not eat animals.
MS1: Furthermore, their mouths are small. They cannot eat animals properly. And they cannot rip animals apart, as trolls do, because they are so weak.
Male Siren 2 (MS2): I do not know if that is correct. Many small and weak animals eat smaller and weaker animals. Foxes are small and weak animals, and foxes eat mice and voles.
MS1: That is true, you are correct. We cannot conclude that humans do not eat mice and voles.
#been wrighting silly dialogs like this for fun a lot lately… prepare for me to turn this into an ask blog for these random sirens#dangerous animals#sirens#added transcript
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is anybody going to talk about how noelle’s mom is hellish combination of all the betas kids guardians
#deltarune#homestuck#and jade too bc her real guardian is an omnipotent omnipresent white dog !#deltarune spoilers#nothing could have prepared me for the amount of homestuck references in her home#I feel like I could have predicted the fancy santa collection tho
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What if Pomni seeks out comfort from Kinger bc of the last episode?? Finale !!
It is DONE !!
Everyone is so fun to draw I cannot.......... /pos
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#pomni#tadc pomni#kinger#tadc kinger#caine#tadc caine#jax#tadc jax#zooble#tadc zooble#gangle#tadc gangle#ragatha#tadc ragatha#so proud of how this comic came out it looks more like a comic i would make#my old wh one is nice but it looks too desaturated and messy#I love neon colours.....#and minimal shading and halftone......#but now this is done i can finally work on an au i have ideas for#spoilers but prepare for..... tank kinger..... big kinger.........#and girl dad and daughter...... and old man yaoi.......
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[ID: meme of neji split down the middle that says "i have two sides", "they/them", "job". End ID] ID by @nejileetens
#the mic choker for maximum they/them slayage… naturally#im prepared for no one to understand my vision and thats ok#neji#naruto#image#mine#rono.txt
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Day one of Handsome Caitlyn week (Prince) I guess? :D
It’s unfair really I feel like at this point no matter what I do she ends up so hot that I’m scared to make eye contact mid drawing If you're asking which one? The answer naturally is yes :)
Dug out this sketch for Tsukamaki by @venomwrites this morning and then my wife said it kind of looked like a magazine cover SO there it is
If you've read the story you know :D If you haven't I highly suggest doing so!
#Its been a while since I did a crack Magazine Cover#but damn that was a great fucking suggestion#thank you for that :D#comfy#MINE#handsome Caitlyn week#arcane#Caitlyn kiramman#vi arcane#caitvi#piltover's finest#violyn#also Ive gotten so fast at this???#I was NOT prepared to do this at all#spent basically all day on it BUT STILL
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There comes a time when the criminals prefer being taken in by Batman, because his kids go a little overboard:
Goon: "You won't kill me."
Cass: "You ready to bet your life on that?"
Duke: *tosses her the gun they took off the guy* "I would do what she says."
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Random thug: "Hey Batman doesn't kill--"
Damian: "Not like he's here. You're certainly not going to be able to tell him."
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Tim: "Well, accidents do happen. Shame." *starts to let go of the rope*
Guy dangling off the building: "No, no okay, okay, I'll tell you!"
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Steph: *clears throat*
Gang members: "We surrender!" *multiple guns fall to the ground*
Steph: "I see my reputation precedes me, wise choice."
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*Bruce gets chewed out by Gordon by the Batsignal because the rumours have spread so much, it kind of sounds like Batman's kids have been going around murdering people*
Bruce: "In my defense, it's only one of them."
Gordon: "What."
Bruce: *realizes he never filled Gordon in on Red Hood*
#Before anyone comes at me (mentally prepares for it anyway) I know Bruce does variants of this but a) it's pretty clear that most criminals#know Batman won't kill and that at most he'll just beat the crap out of you#b) the Batkids are kids and the things kids will do is way more unpredictable and they're terrifying#batman#batfamily#dc comics#bruce wayne#personal#textpost#shitpost#roll call#duke thomas#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#batpost
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Look who's finally back. Happy Late Freaking Pride Month everyone
#thanks a lot finals#pushing back my freetime#I got a lot in store for you guys though#be prepared#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#sonic fanart#shadow#sonadow#sonic fandom#digitalart#sth#happy pride 🌈#pride month#lgbt pride
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I Died For You [A Malevolent Animatic]
Voice acting and audio by @malevolentcast , who very generously sent me this audio file to use for this animatic. Thank you for creating such a beautiful show.
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I began this animatic early last year after finding the audio on TikTok. Once I heard it, I was immediately struck with the thought of how those first couple of weeks in the Dark World would be for John immediately after Season 2. It seemed perfectly fitting, how John might be tortured by his guilt and uncertainty if Arthur was even still alive, and that torment would only aid his regression to his more… Kingly qualities.
I began to draft the thumbnails of the animatic in my sketchbook before transferring it to my digital workspace, which was incredibly intimidating at the time. This was my first independent animatic. In last year’s InvictusCon, Harlan popped into my stream as I was explaining my animatic thought process to my viewers, shaking with both excitement and terror. I was stunned when he offered to voice it himself. The next day, he sent me the audio file. To this day, I am still stunned he spent so much time and effort to create something. It was the encouragement I needed to finish a longer-form animatic. It may be only a minute and some change, but this is a whole year of my life condensed - my obsession, my adoration, my passion for not only this podcast but for art in general, both visual and audio.
It’s by happy accident that I finished this right at the cusp of the Season 5 finale. It almost perfectly slots in. So… let’s all pretend that this animatic took me a month to do rather than the year I spent sweating on my couch and complaining about the number of times I forgot Arthur’s wooden finger.
#malevolent#malevolent podcast#spiteful musings#my art#spiteful art#malevolent fanart#Arthur Lester#John doe#horror podcast#animatic#animation#malevolent season 2#malevolent season 3#malevolent season 5#hey it fits into all of them#give me a break and let me milk the tags#also the amount of dead Arthurs I drew here still didn’t prepare me for ep 52#I fear I am permanently scarred#please make this man no longer juice…. unjuicify him please
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