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"that show is queerbaiting" maybe you just aren't evolved enough to appreciate those freaks being homoerotic but i am
#it's like sex but better#macdennis#hilson#hannigram#kenstewy#destiel#trobed#merthur#fuffy#rhaenicent#buddie#hannibal#house md#hate crimes md#saw 2004#stuilly#stu x billy#tamber#wlw#mlm#gay#lesbian#lgbtq+#satosugu#soukoku#mikayuu#gureshin#supercorp#faberry#scollace
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prompt idea where bad guys kidnap Captain Marvel and put him under a truth serum live on television. JL are desperately searching for Marvel's location while watching, fearing Marvel's livelyhood will be put at stake! but then...
Villain approaches Marvel with a smirk, "Tell me big red cheese, where do you live!"
Captain Marvel, "Oh dude im homeless!"
And literally like the interogation ends as quickly as it started because WHAT
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villain: "wait so you... where do you sleep...?"
billy: "Outside, nice ol' comfy concrete."
villain: "Dont you have like.. a job?"
billy: "Does heroism count?"
villain: "....No."
the villain doesn't even continue cause he feels bad like damn end of broadcast dude.
#billy batson#captain marvel#dc prompt#justice league#JL are horrifed their buddy is just like casually on the streets
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AU where the justice league finds out that Captain Marvel is homeless. Not Billy, they still have no idea about the captain's secret identity, but the Captain.
Maybe they were discussing a case or something, and he says something that is just a little too knowledgeable. Something only someone who has been there would know. He tries to backtrack when he realizes that he said too much, tries to explain that getting a job and an apartment is hard when you do hero work which doesn't pay (and hopes they don't find out the real reason he can't get a job is because no one will hire a kid).
The league comes to the conclusion the reason he is so secretive about his identity is because he is ashamed he is homeless. Naturally, everyone immediately feels super bad about this and tries to help him much to his dismay.
Identity shenanigans ensue.
#dc comics#dc#billy batson#captain marvel dc#shazam#the justice league#dc universe#dc captain marvel#my post#does this exist yet? If so please tell me#I feel like Clark pulls him aside and is like “hey buddy no need to be ashamed even heroes need help sometimes!”#and batman is like “....Wayne enterprise is always hiring literally anyone”#(and then because he is a little obsessed with figuring out billy's identity he keeps checking new job applicants for a match.)#Billy just wants everyone to please stop looking so closely into his secret identity
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How is it possible for a man covered in boils to look the softest he's ever looked?!
How neither of the men in room jumped him I have no idea.
#genuinely why did he look so soft while acting so deranged?#911 abc#911 spoilers#911 on abc#911 8x05#evan buckley#tommy kinard#eddie diaz#billy boils#bucktommy#tevan#buddie#buddietommy
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Prompt 284
“Oh little storm,” the being cooed, hands that are both large enough to crush the world yet small enough to hold his face gently running through his hair. He was being held by lightning, by stars and space and everything in between, cradling his form like he was something oh-so precious. “A surprise to be sure,” the being crooned, purred, rumbled, cracked, some noise of the depths of space mixed with something indescribable. “A surprise, but a welcome one.”
Billy had never felt so small, yet so loved, like the world itself was holding him against its heart as the whispers of the gods bled away in something akin to awe. The being smiled, distant storms letting loose and ending droughts, even more distant stars bursting into being. “A little marvel of existence,” they hummed, hissed, cooed, whistled, hair- or strands of galaxies- melding into the abyss around them.
“A surprise son. A child of the Cosmos. Yes.” He was held so gently, space itself dancing and flickering around him, suns pressing hundreds of freckled kisses against his head. “Welcome home, little storm. Welcome home, my son.”
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Cosmos#Primordial Triplets Cosmos Clockwork & Chaos#Primordial Triplets#What is a galaxy but a giant storm of space and stars?#Yes this means Marvel is now cousins with Phantom & Klarion#Billy is now the child of the Cosmos Itself#Billy just wanted to see if he could fly out of the atmosphere#Fuck it Billy deserves a Byakku tiger#Give him a celestial star tiger buddy#Danny is Not Ghost King he’s baby Space boi adopted by Clockwork#Klarion: Why am I the middle child of this generation#billy batson#dc captain marvel
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throwing my hat in the ring, here’s billy bob miku
#i was implored to do this by a couple of buddies#shout out to ace & jay for this one#billy bob brockali#rockafire#the rock afire explosion#rock afire explosion#rockafire explosion#showbiz pizza#hatsune miku#miku#:0 my art
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MORE BILLY LORE!!
What we know so far:
He was created with lost technology (similar to Qingyi)
His previous boss who gave him the name Billy bought him off a group of drifters
He was supposed to stay in the Outer Ring but due casualties he lost his home and lost his identity...
^^ Due to this they fired him and he gained his freedom!
He used to wander alone for some time, got his guns from a "friend" and then decided to stay in New Eridu.
He used to drive a motorcycle, he used to live in a truck...
HE USED TO BE A PART OF THE SONS OF CALYDON? I wonder if they're somehow connected to his previous boss... Most LIKELY!!
I had my suspicions.. I mean look at him.. he'd fit right in.. the red biker jacket with the BOAR motive... CMON!
Speaking of Billy's past, in one of his trust events he mentioned pasts, and that everyone has something to hide, and hes no different to that saying. I really wonder... I really think about this sometimes... he's so interesting to me. Anyways, I'm so excited for when the Cunning Hares leave New Eridu to the Outer Ring cuz I know Billy will be having the heebie jeebies.. being reminded of his past...
#zenless zone zero#zzzero#zenlesszonezero#billy kid#feed me more billy lore#hes so mysterious what else do you have to hide pretty boy#woah buddy thats alot of words too bad im actually reading all of it
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The real reason Billy Boils cursed Buck is because he’s a buddie truther and he wanted to spare us from having to see Buck kiss T.
Everybody say thank you Billy Boils.
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The JL keeps trying to stop Captain Marvel from talking to the media (and it’s not working)
The jl held a meeting about marvel’s conduct with cops bc he got a little too excited and suplexed a cop completely fucking forgetting he’s a 7ft buff ass man (the video goes viral for months) and the press is having a fucking field day with this bc ‘Captain Marvel Hates The Government!’ ‘Justice League Member, Captain Marvel, Shows His True Colors…?’ ‘Fawcett Superhero Attacks Civilian!’ ‘Captain Marvel Sends Police Officer to ICU!’ ‘Philadelphia Hero Puts Public Servant In Coma’ and shit like that is on the front page of every newspaper, magazine, and tabloid for the next eight months at least
so they’re like ‘hey you gotta say something! The people think you hate the us government esp the police!’ and he’s just sitting there confused before he says very slowly and clearly ‘But I do…I fucking despise them’
Barry and Hal are fucking losing it bc this is the guy that says ‘darn!’ in the heat of battle and has said on multiple occasions ‘Well, that’s not very nice, now is it?’ to opponents that destroy worlds for fun
like this guy still tries very hard not to make faces at the broccoli on his plate in front of the jl (and fails)
this guy hears a yj member or even the very adult titans cussing and going on the longest rant bc ‘I’ve not heard such foul language in all my years-!’ and what’s this ‘‘I’m an adult’ nonsense?? I’m older than Ravens grandfather 🤨 When you get to be my age-’
they’re all so pissed when they hear him cussing like a sailor playing video games on cyborgs phone the next day and he’s playing fucking temple run at that
#dc comics#justice league#ACAB!Billy Batson#dc captain marvel#Billy batson#billy batson says acab#Batman#dc cyborg#Victor stone#green lantern#Barry Allen#Hal Jordan#Whenever Billy gets the chance to cuss out cops he takes it like he’s cussing in ways that don’t even make sense in multiple languages#Like he doesn’t even care or notice that cap isn’t supposed to swear and it’s HIS rule#it doesn’t matter which speedster fucked up the timeline bc billy goes straight for Barry zero hesitation#‘I’d expect this from a cop’ ‘I was literally fucking dead are you serious??’#hal holding a newspaper: cap what did he even do#Billy trying to look like he didn’t fling a cop at several other cops earlier today: who’s to say ☺️#Barry: hey I’m not included in your cop thing right?? …cap?? Buddy??#Billy: 🙂 acab means you and that dumbass mf chase too#Hal remembering Greta ranting about a children’s cartoon at 3am: 🤨 bro the dog???#just imagine how much worse it gets if they figure out he’s in middle school#hal recalling everytime he’s invited cap to take shots and race around the watchtower: you’re fucking twelve?!#billy (who recently turned eleven) holding out Barry’s badge: no but he is#or even worse Billy showing up to his intervention props 😭 like he shows up with a miss piggy mask ‘I mean I can be’
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He was in the middle of a particularly searing paragraph when the lights went out. Someone a few aisles over shrieked, and there was a rustling.
“Remain calm, everyone. Power should return soon, but I would stay put if you didn’t want to trip and fall,” the librarians voice cut through the panicked whispers.
Great. Just great.
The library was at the center of the school, a windowless space that also acted as a tornado shelter, which was about the most hicksville thing Billy had ever heard. He groped slightly in the dark and found his torn off piece of a cigarette pack, tucking it between the pages where Lestat had clearly been about to tuck into some guy.
Whoever had shrieked was whimpering now, the sound cutting through the darkness. Billy knew whimpers like that.
Curious, and with obviously nothing better to do, he rose from his chair and began to bumble his way towards the noise.
“Hey. You ok?” He whispered. He probably didn’t have to but he didn’t want to draw attention to the person.
“I… I…”
“Just breathe,” Billy said. “In and out that’s all you gotta do.”
The person took a few stuttering breaths. “Sorry, I… I just…”
“No sweat, man,” Billy groped his way over to where the boy’s voice came from. He had to be huddled on the floor.
“Someone… I saw someone die. Well… I mean, I…”
Billy frowned. “What?”
“I mean last year. I just don’t like the dark.”
If there was two things Hawkins gave him it was the heebie jeebies, and the preternatural sense of Steve Harrington, who he now realized was the one talking to him.
They weren’t friendly, not by a long shot, but they’d kept their distance after Max straightened Billy’s assumptions out, and Steve had apologized to some of her little friends. With Harrington’s exception. He’d lied, and in doing so implied he was going to… do something to some kids in the woods. Frankly, Billy didn’t feel sorry for beating his ass, even if he was supposedly protecting Max from rabid wolves. Why not just say something.
And to think, Billy’d thought… well, hoped… but that was in the past.
“Tough shit, Harrington. The dark seems to like you,” Billy sneered.
“H-h- Hargrove.” Steve’s breathing picked up. He was gonna fucking pass out.
“Jesus, breathe,” Billy rolled his eyes.
“Easy,” wheeze. “For,” two breaths.
“Okay, Harrington, don’t choke yourself.” Billy dropped to the ground, reaching his hands out.
As soon as he made contact, he could tell Harrington was in a state. Just a hunched ball of limbs.
He intended only to rest a steadying hand on his shoulder. But instead something launched into his chest, burrowing against him in a tangle of long limbs.
What Billy would have given to see it then. That gorgeous body wrapped around Billy, half in his lap.
“Just… shut… up…” Harrington said, holding Billy in a death grip.
Billy hesitated before resting a hand between Harrington’s tense shoulder blades.
“The tunnels… that night… it’s always in the dark…” Harrington mumbled.
“It’s ‘k.” Billy said inanely, his mind not fully able to register what was happening. “Breathe.”
“I’m sorry,” Harrington said fiercely, stealing Billy’s breath away.
What a weird guy. What a soft, warm, complicated guy.
They stayed like that for a long time, until Steve’s breath slowed, until his heartbeat slowed. They stayed that way until the lights came on and big brown eyes blinked up at Billy before Harrington scrambled away, mumbling sorry’s as he fled.
Billy had no idea what the fuck that was all about. But one thing was for sure. He wasn’t going to leave Harrington alone until he found out.
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My power’s out, have an I don’t know what this is.
#billy hargrove#harringrove#steve harrington#billy x steve#steve x billy#shieldofiron#my writing#power outage buddies to lovers
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# hint: don’t lie to a guy about the whereabouts of his kid stepsister
#sweetiepie of all time#the smile ! would love to see him have a good time would love for him to be happy for once#this scene is crazy when you think about it#billy: well this has been a terrible evening surely it can only get bette-#steve walking out of the byers: gonna come in your pants huh? dropped on your head as a kid huh? you stupid btw?#chill out buddy ! quit poking the bear you know#it’s gonna end bad#harringrove#billy hargrove#ickyposts
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Billy and Steve reconciled 10 years after they left Hawkins and it’s going…great!
#harringrove#they became friends awkwardly and then drinking buddy and then theyre just kissing randomly#billy hargrove#steve harrington#billy x steve#incorrect harringrove quotes#billy hargrove x steve harrington#harringroveera#harringrove textpost#incorrect billy hargrove quotes#steve x billy#steve harrington x billy hargrove#harringrove au#incorrect steve harrington#harringrove edit#steve harrington meme#harringrove imagine#billy hargrove meme#harringrove headcanon#Harringrove meme
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SHORT DP X DC WRITING PROMPT #1
(Possible continuation for Lair of Mystery au)
← Main Prompt
*Danny showing up in full king costume and subdues world ending threat then spots JLD members*
Danny: Hey guys! How's it going? We still up for movie night at my place?
Constantine: Yeah, shouldn't be a problem.
Billy: I just have a few minor things to wrap up (i.e. homework) and I should be free.
Danny: Awesome!
Meanwhile the rest of the Justice League is freaking out over the amount of death magic rolling off of this new guy and Batman's off to the side wondering how JLD are on friendly terms with what basically amounts to an ancient death god like:
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#danny's lair is the house of mystery#billy and danny are video game buddies#danny and constantine are drinking buddies#they regularly have movie nights at the house of mystery#danny is ghost king and has lots of other titles#like a ridiculous amount#writing prompt#prompt#dp x dc prompt#Lair of Mystery AU#sleepy-writes-stuff
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Speaking of Shazamo and Billy getting the Wit of Odysseus as the O in the acronym I’m just imagining Cap being even more of a little shit and pulling the same nonsense he did with much better affect (mostly bc he has the physical and godly might to get out of the bulk of the consequences Ody suffered)
Like some alien armada is causing trouble but being diplomatic first before they try the invasion tactic so, just to make them look stupid when the JL (inevitably) defeats them he introduces himself as Nobody so now this galactic conquerer dude can’t be taken seriously bc every time someone translates his rants he’s saying “Nobody” or “A Nothing” defeated him. Billy laughs so hard it actually hurts his sides powered up.
Plus, Ody is just really on his feet strategically smart which would pair well with the more large scale stuff Solomon offers, both being mortal kings who had to do things mostly mortally.
#also cant forget the fun family reunions#Hermes talking a storm up with his grandkid and Zeus off to the side also being a relative like#‘Oh yay. you’re here too. swell’#Ody and Achilles are both the dudes who dip out most the time to spend their Hades time with their loved ones#they don’t remove the blessings but they do take their vaycay time seriously#plus war buddies chatting it up#it would be fun#maybe some villain resets the JL’s powers to their factory resets and while Clark can only jump to kinda fly Cap has a new dude in his head#need to figure out who’d Mary would get in the Shazamo situation#shazam#billy batson#dc#dc comics#odysseus
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finally drew a couple more members of the band & billy bob again (bc he’s very silly to me love billy bob) 💥 i adore them so much
plus looney bird w/ an energy dome because why not
#the rae & devo cover a couple of the same songs & that literally all it took for my buddies & i to decide looney would enjoy devo#i would censor devo to avoid the tags but uh. nah get rock afire exploded!#the rock afire explosion#rock afire explosion#showbiz pizza#billy bob brockali#beach bear#mitzi mozzarella#looney bird#:0 my art
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