elainiisms · 7 months ago
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"that show is queerbaiting" maybe you just aren't evolved enough to appreciate those freaks being homoerotic but i am
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bonchobrick · 3 months ago
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prompt idea where bad guys kidnap Captain Marvel and put him under a truth serum live on television. JL are desperately searching for Marvel's location while watching, fearing Marvel's livelyhood will be put at stake! but then...
Villain approaches Marvel with a smirk, "Tell me big red cheese, where do you live!"
Captain Marvel, "Oh dude im homeless!"
And literally like the interogation ends as quickly as it started because WHAT
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villain: "wait so you... where do you sleep...?"
billy: "Outside, nice ol' comfy concrete."
villain: "Dont you have like.. a job?"
billy: "Does heroism count?"
villain: "....No."
the villain doesn't even continue cause he feels bad like damn end of broadcast dude.
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magicpiano · 1 month ago
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AU where the justice league finds out that Captain Marvel is homeless. Not Billy, they still have no idea about the captain's secret identity, but the Captain.
Maybe they were discussing a case or something, and he says something that is just a little too knowledgeable. Something only someone who has been there would know. He tries to backtrack when he realizes that he said too much, tries to explain that getting a job and an apartment is hard when you do hero work which doesn't pay (and hopes they don't find out the real reason he can't get a job is because no one will hire a kid).
The league comes to the conclusion the reason he is so secretive about his identity is because he is ashamed he is homeless. Naturally, everyone immediately feels super bad about this and tries to help him much to his dismay.
Identity shenanigans ensue.
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coderooster · 6 days ago
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How is it possible for a man covered in boils to look the softest he's ever looked?!
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How neither of the men in room jumped him I have no idea.
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puppetmaster13u · 6 months ago
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Prompt 284
“Oh little storm,” the being cooed, hands that are both large enough to crush the world yet small enough to hold his face gently running through his hair. He was being held by lightning, by stars and space and everything in between, cradling his form like he was something oh-so precious. “A surprise to be sure,” the being crooned, purred, rumbled, cracked, some noise of the depths of space mixed with something indescribable. “A surprise, but a welcome one.” 
Billy had never felt so small, yet so loved, like the world itself was holding him against its heart as the whispers of the gods bled away in something akin to awe. The being smiled, distant storms letting loose and ending droughts, even more distant stars bursting into being. “A little marvel of existence,” they hummed, hissed, cooed, whistled, hair- or strands of galaxies- melding into the abyss around them. 
“A surprise son. A child of the Cosmos. Yes.” He was held so gently, space itself dancing and flickering around him, suns pressing hundreds of freckled kisses against his head. “Welcome home, little storm. Welcome home, my son.”  
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e-likes-bones · 2 months ago
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throwing my hat in the ring, here’s billy bob miku
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firefistfiri · 3 months ago
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MORE BILLY LORE!!
What we know so far:
He was created with lost technology (similar to Qingyi)
His previous boss who gave him the name Billy bought him off a group of drifters
He was supposed to stay in the Outer Ring but due casualties he lost his home and lost his identity...
^^ Due to this they fired him and he gained his freedom!
He used to wander alone for some time, got his guns from a "friend" and then decided to stay in New Eridu.
He used to drive a motorcycle, he used to live in a truck...
HE USED TO BE A PART OF THE SONS OF CALYDON? I wonder if they're somehow connected to his previous boss... Most LIKELY!!
I had my suspicions.. I mean look at him.. he'd fit right in.. the red biker jacket with the BOAR motive... CMON!
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Speaking of Billy's past, in one of his trust events he mentioned pasts, and that everyone has something to hide, and hes no different to that saying. I really wonder... I really think about this sometimes... he's so interesting to me. Anyways, I'm so excited for when the Cunning Hares leave New Eridu to the Outer Ring cuz I know Billy will be having the heebie jeebies.. being reminded of his past...
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buckbuckleybegins · 4 days ago
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The real reason Billy Boils cursed Buck is because he’s a buddie truther and he wanted to spare us from having to see Buck kiss T.
Everybody say thank you Billy Boils.
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hijinxinprogress · 5 months ago
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The JL keeps trying to stop Captain Marvel from talking to the media (and it’s not working)
The jl held a meeting about marvel’s conduct with cops bc he got a little too excited and suplexed a cop completely fucking forgetting he’s a 7ft buff ass man (the video goes viral for months) and the press is having a fucking field day with this bc ‘Captain Marvel Hates The Government!’ ‘Justice League Member, Captain Marvel, Shows His True Colors…?’ ‘Fawcett Superhero Attacks Civilian!’ ‘Captain Marvel Sends Police Officer to ICU!’ ‘Philadelphia Hero Puts Public Servant In Coma’ and shit like that is on the front page of every newspaper, magazine, and tabloid for the next eight months at least
so they’re like ‘hey you gotta say something! The people think you hate the us government esp the police!’ and he’s just sitting there confused before he says very slowly and clearly ‘But I do…I fucking despise them’
Barry and Hal are fucking losing it bc this is the guy that says ‘darn!’ in the heat of battle and has said on multiple occasions ‘Well, that’s not very nice, now is it?’ to opponents that destroy worlds for fun
like this guy still tries very hard not to make faces at the broccoli on his plate in front of the jl (and fails)
this guy hears a yj member or even the very adult titans cussing and going on the longest rant bc ‘I’ve not heard such foul language in all my years-!’ and what’s this ‘‘I’m an adult’ nonsense?? I’m older than Ravens grandfather 🤨 When you get to be my age-’
they’re all so pissed when they hear him cussing like a sailor playing video games on cyborgs phone the next day and he’s playing fucking temple run at that
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shieldofiron · 6 days ago
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He was in the middle of a particularly searing paragraph when the lights went out. Someone a few aisles over shrieked, and there was a rustling.
“Remain calm, everyone. Power should return soon, but I would stay put if you didn’t want to trip and fall,” the librarians voice cut through the panicked whispers.
Great. Just great.
The library was at the center of the school, a windowless space that also acted as a tornado shelter, which was about the most hicksville thing Billy had ever heard. He groped slightly in the dark and found his torn off piece of a cigarette pack, tucking it between the pages where Lestat had clearly been about to tuck into some guy.
Whoever had shrieked was whimpering now, the sound cutting through the darkness. Billy knew whimpers like that.
Curious, and with obviously nothing better to do, he rose from his chair and began to bumble his way towards the noise.
“Hey. You ok?” He whispered. He probably didn’t have to but he didn’t want to draw attention to the person.
“I… I…”
“Just breathe,” Billy said. “In and out that’s all you gotta do.”
The person took a few stuttering breaths. “Sorry, I… I just…”
“No sweat, man,” Billy groped his way over to where the boy’s voice came from. He had to be huddled on the floor.
“Someone… I saw someone die. Well… I mean, I…”
Billy frowned. “What?”
“I mean last year. I just don’t like the dark.”
If there was two things Hawkins gave him it was the heebie jeebies, and the preternatural sense of Steve Harrington, who he now realized was the one talking to him.
They weren’t friendly, not by a long shot, but they’d kept their distance after Max straightened Billy’s assumptions out, and Steve had apologized to some of her little friends. With Harrington’s exception. He’d lied, and in doing so implied he was going to… do something to some kids in the woods. Frankly, Billy didn’t feel sorry for beating his ass, even if he was supposedly protecting Max from rabid wolves. Why not just say something.
And to think, Billy’d thought… well, hoped… but that was in the past.
“Tough shit, Harrington. The dark seems to like you,” Billy sneered.
“H-h- Hargrove.” Steve’s breathing picked up. He was gonna fucking pass out.
“Jesus, breathe,” Billy rolled his eyes.
“Easy,” wheeze. “For,” two breaths.
“Okay, Harrington, don’t choke yourself.” Billy dropped to the ground, reaching his hands out.
As soon as he made contact, he could tell Harrington was in a state. Just a hunched ball of limbs.
He intended only to rest a steadying hand on his shoulder. But instead something launched into his chest, burrowing against him in a tangle of long limbs.
What Billy would have given to see it then. That gorgeous body wrapped around Billy, half in his lap.
“Just… shut… up…” Harrington said, holding Billy in a death grip.
Billy hesitated before resting a hand between Harrington’s tense shoulder blades.
“The tunnels… that night… it’s always in the dark…” Harrington mumbled.
“It’s ‘k.” Billy said inanely, his mind not fully able to register what was happening. “Breathe.”
“I’m sorry,” Harrington said fiercely, stealing Billy’s breath away.
What a weird guy. What a soft, warm, complicated guy.
They stayed like that for a long time, until Steve’s breath slowed, until his heartbeat slowed. They stayed that way until the lights came on and big brown eyes blinked up at Billy before Harrington scrambled away, mumbling sorry’s as he fled.
Billy had no idea what the fuck that was all about. But one thing was for sure. He wasn’t going to leave Harrington alone until he found out.
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My power’s out, have an I don’t know what this is.
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ickypuppi3 · 8 months ago
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# hint: don’t lie to a guy about the whereabouts of his kid stepsister
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harringroveera · 25 days ago
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Billy and Steve reconciled 10 years after they left Hawkins and it’s going…great!
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sleepy-writes-stuff · 2 years ago
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SHORT DP X DC WRITING PROMPT #1
(Possible continuation for Lair of Mystery au)
← Main Prompt
*Danny showing up in full king costume and subdues world ending threat then spots JLD members*
Danny: Hey guys! How's it going? We still up for movie night at my place?
Constantine: Yeah, shouldn't be a problem.
Billy: I just have a few minor things to wrap up (i.e. homework) and I should be free.
Danny: Awesome!
Meanwhile the rest of the Justice League is freaking out over the amount of death magic rolling off of this new guy and Batman's off to the side wondering how JLD are on friendly terms with what basically amounts to an ancient death god like:
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jt1674 · 2 months ago
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im-not-buying-it-ether · 2 months ago
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Speaking of Shazamo and Billy getting the Wit of Odysseus as the O in the acronym I’m just imagining Cap being even more of a little shit and pulling the same nonsense he did with much better affect (mostly bc he has the physical and godly might to get out of the bulk of the consequences Ody suffered)
Like some alien armada is causing trouble but being diplomatic first before they try the invasion tactic so, just to make them look stupid when the JL (inevitably) defeats them he introduces himself as Nobody so now this galactic conquerer dude can’t be taken seriously bc every time someone translates his rants he’s saying “Nobody” or “A Nothing” defeated him. Billy laughs so hard it actually hurts his sides powered up.
Plus, Ody is just really on his feet strategically smart which would pair well with the more large scale stuff Solomon offers, both being mortal kings who had to do things mostly mortally.
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e-likes-bones · 3 months ago
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finally drew a couple more members of the band & billy bob again (bc he’s very silly to me love billy bob) 💥 i adore them so much
plus looney bird w/ an energy dome because why not
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