#bishova incorrect

[floilee]

Yelena: Being a girl sucks.

Kate: Being my girl wouldn't.

[gfmaximoff]

Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

[rainysofsunshineao3]

Kate: *Banging a pen against a table*

Yelena: Oh my god Kate Bishop! Would you stop? How would you like it if I banged you against the table?

Kate:...

Kate:...I...don't know the correct answer to that question.

[incorectquoteswlw]

Nat: Yelena cut her hair

Clint: (holding up his constantly vibrating phone) I know

Nat: How's Bishop taking it?

Clint: (sighs and reads from his phone in a monotonous voice) She cut her hair, Clint she just cut her hair. She didn't even say anything, she just did it. Oh my god. She is so hot. She's hotter now. Almost too hot. How did I manage to convince her to date me? She is way too good looking, it should be a crime. Is it a crime?

Nat: Oh so-

Clint: (continuing) She's already got the perfect style figured out too. I'm dizzy, can you get dizzy from this? Because I am. Oh my god, I can't look at her without blushing.

Clint: (flashing the screen) Then she sent a bunch of gifs of people screaming

Nat: (nods, holding up her phone) Yelena texted me

Clint: What did she say?

Nat: (reading from the phone) My new hair has made Kate Bishop go brain stupid. It is very funny, you should come see her.

They share a look before shrugging and getting off the couch

Clint: It's been a slow day anyway

[rxmqnova]

Kate: You know, Natasha gives Y/N flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that too.

Yelena: Okay.

*later*

Yelena: *gives Y/N flowers*

Y/N: ???

Yelena: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

[crybabycunt]

Kate: (under her breath) Future wife says, "what?"

Yelena: What?

Kate: (screeches)

[jobethdalloway]

[chaxan08]

[caitlynskitten]

Yelena: Are you mad at me?

Kate: I’m mad at you!

Yelena: How long are you going to be mad at me?

Kate: Ten minutes!

Yelena: Oh come on!

Kate: Do you want to make it fifteen?!

Yelena: *pouts and crosses her arms*

[loislame84]

*origin of Kate becoming Yelena’s personal seat*

Yelena, looking around at all the empty seats: may I sit here?

Kate, looking around: here?

Yelena:…

Kate, pointing to herself: this is my lap.

Yelena:…

Kate:…

Yelena: that did not answer my question, Kate Bishop. May I sit there?

Kate, nodding: you may.

[theshkvyapotapok]

Yelena: Я люблю тебя.

Kate: What?

Yelena: *blushes* Sorry- it's "I love you" in Russian.

Kate: Thanks I'll know! I hope someday I will hear these words from my loved one...

Yelena: Wait- I- You- What the-

Kate: Relax, beloved. I'm kidding. I love you too.

[floilee]

There are no arguments against facts

[gfmaximoff]

Yelena: It’s really frustrating.

Kate: What is it?

Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.

Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.

[rainysofsunshineao3]

Kate: Truth or Dare?

Yelena: Truth.

Kate: How many hours have you slept this week?

Yelena:...

Yelena: Dare.

Kate: Go to bed.

Yelena: I don't like this game.

[incorectquoteswlw]

Yelena: Kate Bishop, I hear you want to fight me?

Kate: W-what? No I don't! Who told you that?!

Yelena: I overheard you talking and you said "I'd hit that" when in reference to me.

Kate: Oh- no, that's not, that's not what... What I meant-

Yelena: What? Afraid to admit it in person?

Kate: No, no! I'm just trying to figure out how I can die right now rather than have this conversation.

Yelena, rolling up her sleeves: That can be arranged.

Kate: Wait-

[rxmqnova]

Yelena: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

Kate: But we lost Y/N.

Yelena: All in all, a 100% successful trip!