#br incorrecte quotes

[talkbycolor]

DG: how was the honeymoon?

Damon: MC got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Damon: they said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

Damon: i love them.

[catalise-comenta]

Some more Favela Five incorrect quotes because this was really fun to do

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

after Johnny complained about the photos Peter took with his cell phone

Peter: if you don't like it, hire another photographer

Johnny: hmn?...

Peter: and get a plastic

Johnny: and have you ever seen princess need plastic?!

Peter: and have you ever seen pocket do magic?!

[pink-anonymous-person]

when roasting is his love language 😔💀

[christelightlavo]

Butterfly reign incorrect quotes.

Beau: What did you two do?

Thesus:

Dream:

Beau: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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Thesus: So what’s the plan?

Dream: I don’t know. You’re smart, *points at Beau* they’re mean, come up with something.

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Beau: Prince Dream has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.

Thesus: That can't be true!

Beau: Watch this.

Beau: Hello Prince Dream, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Dream: *Throws themself out a window*

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Thesus: My only talent is being stress.

Dream: Don't you mean stressed?

Thesus: No.

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Dream: When's the last time you slept?

Thesus: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Dream: A few- how many?!

Thesus: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Dream: What you need is sleep!

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Thesus: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos.

Thesus: Oh no, where did it go?

Sapnap: THESUS WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Sapnap: Why are you on fire?

Thesus: This is just how my day is going.

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Thesus: *sleep drivin* What if people had food names and food had people names?

Sapnap: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Thesus for dinner.

Beau: What is wrong with you people?

Dream: Shut up, chocolate.

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Thesus: I'm cold.

Beau: Here, take my hoodie.

*meanwhile*

Sapnap: I'm cold.

Dream: I can't control the weather, Sapnap.

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Computer: Please enter a password.

Sam: *types in Thesus*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Sam: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Thesus: You’re like a father to me!, I would do anything for you.

Sam: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Thesus: Absolutely not.

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Wilbur: Why would I flip my shit about that?

Thesus: Because you flip your shit about everything.

Wilbur: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle.

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Wilbur: Can I bother you for a second?

Thesus: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Thesus: Wilbur is forbidden from monologuing.

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Technoblade: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

Thesus: Awww, thanks-

Technoblade: That’s not a good thing.

Thesus: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

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Thesus, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

The first Hyrule Warriors game is only memorable for the waifus it gave us and Volga the Dragon Knight. I cannot tell you how much I love Volga the fucking Dragon Knight. Who gave Hyrule Warriors permission to make the coolest character in the Legend of Zelda mythos? Volga the Dragon Knight is so fucking awesome. DRAGON. KNIGHT. He’s a fire-breathing, spear-wielding, anime badass who kicks the shit out of the entire main cast except Link because he’s got main character powers. He’s the culmination of all my adolescent OC’s and fantasies. Volga the Dragon Knight fucks.

[minzart]

Eu. Cara. Seguinte

Crowley: e a partir de amanha nosso novo líder de dormitório provisório do dormitório em ruínas irá se juntar a nós, alguma objeção?

Azul sabendo de 30 podres segredos de todo mundo presente: Mas que isto diretor, querendo transformar nosso covil de heterossexuais em um reduto GLS? Quem diria

Sim eu n to tancando esse áudio socorro

[tommysparker]

BR!Wisp: Okay, truth or dare?

BR!Theseus: Truth

BR!Wisp: How many hours have you slept this week?

BR!Theseus: ……..Dare

BR!Wisp: Go to bed

BR!Theseus: I don’t like this game

[daydreamerfox]

SKETCHTEMBER #18

Aiko and JJ (@theprofessionalpromptmaker's OC) having their regular girl's night out!

I was working on a few commissions, drawing OCs for other people, which by the way, if you're interested, just DM me about it! My commissions are open and I can make drawings like this for you too!

[Day 1] [Day 2] [Day 3] [Day 4] [Day 5] [Day 6] [Day 7] [Day 8] [Day 9] [Day 10] [Day 11] [Day 12] [Day 13] [Day 14] [Day 15] [Day 16] [Day 17] [Day 18]

Do you wanna be tagged on the next ones? You can reply to this post saying so (wether you want to be tagged in all my art or just the sketchtember posts)

More about them and the sketch + close ups under the cut!

Aiko and JJ met each other because of Demro and became really close to each other eventually. JJ has a very strong hunt instinct, which means he usually have fun joining Aiko whenever she decides to hunt or anything like that. They also frequently go to bars or each other's place just to drink and talk about their lives (just, you know, vent out to each other and share the tea)

About the sketch: I knew I wanted a more dynamic pose than the ones I've been making for their interactions and I've noticed my anathomy wasn't the best, mostly because I didn't have much reference, and when I did try to look for references I'd take ages to find one for each character that would make sense in the situation I wanted. So for once I decided to use the 3d models in clip studio ent it was way easier than I was expecting... I'm still learning how to use this software, but every time I find something new about it I love it more, honestly Sounds very much like I'm trying to sell it to other people, but it's just me trying to justify to myself why I spent money on it instead of just sticking to the free softwares out there (they're really good too, don't get me wrong, csp just has a lot of different options, though) Anyway, art software ramble aside, I really liked how this sketch turned out!

The close ups:

[ganynora]

[green-x-reaper]

DMs therapy session:

Ghost: *sitting on the couch* . . . And well, my parents divorced when I was 8 and that kinda messed me up on my ideas of family life.

DM: Well. . . At least you get two Christmases.

Ghost: . . .

Skull: . . .

DM: . . .

Skull: Master, why would you say that?

DM: I DON'T KNOW. I NEVER RESOLVED MY SHIT.

[talkbycolor]

Damon & MC: *staring into each other’s eyes*

DG: *pops a soda can*

MC: we’re having a moment

DG: and i’m having a cola

[catalise-comenta]

Typical interaction when all members of your newfound family are escaped inmates (+Felps)

[bwoahtastic]

Omega James Au random incorrect quote

James: I think I’m in love with Toto

Bono:

James: any thoughts?

Bono: and prayers you’re going to need them

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James being quite shy telling Bono he might be in love in Toto and he wants to know Bono's opinion but it isn't what he wants to hear sksk.

Bono after reassures James they will br okay, but it won't be easy having a public relationship like thst! But he would be happy foe his friends

[mamirhodessxox]

Cody Rhodes Incorrect Quotes

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Y/N: Cody, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Cody: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.

Y/N: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Roman.

Cody: Wait- Y/N, no-

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Rhea: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Cody: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

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Y/N: This is a bad idea.

Cody: Then why are you coming along?

Y/N: Someone has to get your injured ass home.

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Cody: I love making parties more interesting by telling strangers “I want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here.”

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Dom: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.

Jey: *looks over at Cody and Y/N*

Jey: Is it “sexual tension”?

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Dom: Stay foxy.

Rhea: Die lonely.

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Rhea: I like your top, Y/N!

Cody: I have a name, you know.

Y/N: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

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Y/N: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Cody: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

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Dom: That’s illegal, right?

Rhea: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?

Dom: No-

Rhea: Then shut the fuck up.

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Rhea: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Roman: ...I did. I broke it.

Rhea: No. No you didn't. Dom?

Dom: Don't look at me. Look at Y/N.

Y/N: What?! I didn't break it.

Dom: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Y/N: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Dom: Suspicious.

Y/N: No, it's not!

Cody: If it matters, probably not, but Jey was the last one to use it.

Jey: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Cody: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Jey: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cody!

Roman: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Rhea.

Rhea: No! Who broke it!? <br <b="">Everyone:

Cody: Rhea... Dom's been awfully quiet.

Dom: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Rhea, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Rhea: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Rhea:

Rhea: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Cody: Hey, do you know the password to Y/N’s computer?

Dom: Fuck you, Cody.

Cody: Hey!!

Dom: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouCody".

Cody: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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Cody: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!

Y/N: But I'm a vegan.

Cody: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.

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Rhea: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

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Cody, to Y/N: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!

Y/N: *proceeds to kick them in the shin and run away*

Rhea, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Y/N cute or small.

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Jey, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!

Cody, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

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Cody: I would let you ruin my life.

Y/N: Sorry, I’m busy ruining my own. You’ll have to wait.

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Roman: Hey, Cody, do you have feelings for me?

Cody: Yeah, anger.

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Cody, gently nudging Roman aside with their foot: Roman, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.

Roman, their eyes enormous: You kick Roman? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Cody! Jail for Cody for one thousand years!

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xtripleiiix’s masterlist

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[demigoddessqueens]

Main masterlist 8

Staring at them in admiration

Critical Role 🎲

Vox machina - dancing with Percy / truth or dare? // the party with vampire!reader // but why me? // Vax and his fighting “buddy” // hand kisses // feeling “flirtatious” // love you?? // love me as a wyrm // Bloodborne!reader // the boys + dentist appointment // I love you 🥺 & I love you too 😄💕 // the love letter 💌 // Vax + writing prompt //

PercyxVex week 🩵🤍💙 - ao3 series

modern s/o series, canon/AU - Percy 💙 + others //

Mighty nein - modern AU //

Mollymauk Week - ao3 series

Bells 🔔 hells/Crown 👑 keepers - orym and his crush // Ashton x reader who likes pink things // spin the bottle //

Song fics (all fandoms) - keyleth song fic // BR batch 3 // songs for boys 1 // grog song fic //

Castlevania 🦇- Dracula with a colomba!reader // but why me? // hand kisses // facing BBG + CR // Dracula drabbles // Castlevania “I love you” prompt // Trevor + jealousy // Dracula and his love //

Marvel - boxer!Miguel // ares x Aphrodite // incorrect quotes // magician ✨friend // single dad!Miguel // incorrect quotes: swoon // incorrect quotes 3 //

Monster lover(s) 💕😈🥺 - hand holding prompt //

The dragon prince - aaravos x monarch!reader // aaravos + reincarnation //

Baldur’s Gate 3 - I really like the vamp // be nice to him ☹️ // I like Gale and 🦇 a lot // Astarion angst // incorrect quotes // astarion fluff // Gale + Wyll + Halsin fluff // Shadowheart and Karlach fluff // poly headcanons // romance novel // incorrect quotes // Gale + prompt // Astarion + prompt // Blood Lycan Tav // sun and moon + Astarion //

Blood of Zeus ⚡️- Hermes with grumpy!reader // Apollo x god!spouse of different pantheon //

Assassin’s Creed - July codexmonthly “Eden” // arno birthday headcanons // August codexmonthly // shay birthday headcanons // belated birthday headcanons // Haytham + angst headcanons // he needs a good cry // but why me? // smutty 🔥 Haytham // pregnant headcanons // snowed ❄️ in // sleep seggs // oc daughter // at the ball // learning languages // drunk Haytham // sleep seggs part 2 // hand kisses // Ezio drunk 🫠🥴 // September codexmonthly // Haytham proposal 💍 + wedding night // haytham sloppy toppy // assassins and “I love you” prompt // soft Haytham // more assassins fluff // Haytham + Ziio & reader // Frye birthday 🎉 headcanons // dullahan shay and vampire Haytham // boyfriend headcanons // November codexmonthly // Haytham smut

Codextober 2023 // ao3

Dragon 🐉 Age - why I like mages // Cullen + writing prompts //

Genshin Impact - I like the new guy 🩵🤍💙 // hand kisses + Miguel //

Star 🌟 Wars - touch starved + others // Ezra bridger //

The Last of Us - Joel + kisses //