#but i’m keeping it

[eversweetflowerpot]

available for bday beatings perhaps?

[taz-metamals]

Here we have the aquatic chihuahuowls. Now, chihuahua + owl is incredibly vague, at least, to a biology nerd like myself it is. So I decided to find the owl that is the most aquatic. I based these guys on the Blakiston’s fish owl (Ketupa blakistoni), one of the largest living owl species (though the term large is complicated to determine because it can refer to things like height, weight, mass, or all combined.). It’s a little unclear if they are the most aquatic, but they hunt lots of fish and wade through rivers. Now, the Jungle Island creators probably didn’t base their owl animatronics on an owl I, an animal enthusiast had not yet heard of, and they probably went with something more well known like a Great Horned owl (which is in the same family), or a barn owl, or maybe a snowy owl. But when Justin leaves the door wide open for interpretation, my instinct is always going be to go for as “scientifically accurate” as possible. Yes. These are a. animatronics, and b. hybrids, so it absolutely should not matter, but the biology brain doesn’t turn off and I’m having fun.

[samcarter34]

Also, Ludinus’ declaration that the gods left Exandria because they were afraid of mortals is genuinely funny because like…why? The gods ended the calamity in tact (albeit trapped in the case of the Betrayers) while the Age of Arcanum was wiped out. Kinda hard to claim you’re a threat to something when the one time you went head to head, you got wrecked.

That’s why, even during the Age of Arcanum, they kept having to bring up the Raven Queen, because she is literally the only one who succeeded, every other attempt ended abysmally. Hell, even Vecna couldn’t do what she did, he had to find a way to ascend that didn’t involve challenging a god.

‘Average archmage has chance of killing a god’ is a statistical error, the Raven Queen, literally the only person in history to succeed, is an anomaly and should not have been included. And honestly, if only one person’s ever been able to do it, you gotta wonder if it’s less to do with her and more to do with the god she challenged.

[dakotafoxart]

I’m making an oc eeeee :D

[cozystars]

!!! BUILT LIKE BILBO BAGGINS !!!

[romansmartini]

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

[carouselcometh]

“The point of horror is to survive” “the point of horror is to be doomed” maybe the point of horror is to cum

[ditzybat]

jason in titans tower staring at bruce: how’d you know i was alive old man?

bruce: robin - tim - is an avid follower of your tumblr blog that has mysteriously updated after years of you being deceased

tim: mhm, at mrsbennetluvr88 started quoting hamlet and titus andronicus after years of radio silence, it was the only rational conclusion

jason: … at least you know your shakespeare…

[andysanimation]

Movie with a trash little little bb girl who is a man in his 30-40s who needs a job, and has a difficult relationship with his child/sibling. Then gets a job as a night guard and everything seems fine, until the night, when the inanimate objects come to live and get quirky. But eventually understand each other and team up to stop the bigger evil.

[chloesimaginationthings]

My favourite FNAF animatronic: Funtime Miku!

Inspired by LOLBOTLOID’s post

[lazylittledragon]

the only thing scarier than vampire lords/mind flayers/death cults is meeting the in-laws

[wispscribbles]

I love your ghost design. I wanna squeeze him :⁠^⁠)

If no hug then why hug-shaped???

[anna-scribbles]

last one i promise(<—lie)

[fossilized-forest-friend]

this was funnier in my head

[astearisms]

fionna and cake drawings before and after watching the episodes so far. it’s nostalgic and somehow cathartic and poignant and relatable and—it just started

[theamazingian]

I swear, if the Sonic Generations remaster is actually called ‘Sonic x Shadow Generations’ akdjfkdjlsksla