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#can you tell I prefer jason as robin and feel sad dc stoled it from me?
just-an-enby-lemon · 1 year
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Batman: Crime is abnormaly quiet today, one more round and we should go home, chum.
Robin (Jason): A-Okay. I may even have time to read a bit before going to bed.
Batman: I'll think about it.
Robin: We could go to Bat Burguer! Di-Nightwing said they have an amazing chocolate milkshake.
Batman: I don't know, Robin...
Robin: I'm sure they have banana milkshake as well or something fruity.
Batman: Hm
Robin: I knew it!
Batman: Hm??
Robin: You are a fruit bat.
Batman: what?
Robin: I was reading a book about animals and they say that of the 1200 known species of bats only three are vampire bats. You are too normal to be a vampire bat. Also vampire bats are smaller and you are very big and vampire bats move solo and while you like to prented to be moody and lonley you have me, Agent A, Batgirl and Nightwing and that just in Gotham. So you are a fruit bat. And you love fruity things.
Batman: *smilling* I suppose.
Robin: And that means we are going to drink the milkshakes because you can't refuse fruit things!
Batman: Because I'm a fruit bat.
Robin: Yeah!!
----- [somewhere in the future] ----
Robin (Damain): I'm the son of Batman, I'll drink your blood, Hood.
Red Hood: Nah, B's totally a fruit bat and as the "blood son" that just means you like banana milkshake, sorry demon brat.
Batman: *in the background, accidentaly listens* *happy hm*
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edyacouky · 5 years
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DC Comics JayRoy Wedding (2/6)
(Can be read on AO3)
Like Jason was hopping for his ex-mentor, the first year of his marriage was more than good. Bruce and Selina were still happy together and the family seems more and more accepted about Selina in the Wayne Family and the Batfamily.
This year for Jason was horrible in many ways.
The relationship he try having with a woman fails miserably.
Kory decides go alone to a personal mission. Jason understands that she needed to do that, but he missed her. And when he learned that her and Dick had The Discussion and decide try again to have a relationship, he knew that he lost her.
Roy and he were a good team. Jason loved work with Roy, his relationship with him. Not really lover, more than friend. But when it was obvious that what Roy want and need with what Jason was, they have to separate.
And it was ugly. Jason didn’t want Roy’s friendship that he gives him by pity. Because he knew Jason was alone. Jason was so lonely. So they both said awful to each other, knowing each other too well.
His relationship with Bruce becomes worst with each mission, each day. The disagreement with his rule only grow up and become more and more incompatible with his desire to go to Gotham and help his city.
All of that and he feels he had no one to talk. He had no friend left. His relationship with his brothers and sister and Alfred go to so-so at good, but he can’t trust them not talk at Bruce after. So he just say “I am fine” and do the only thing he can: Being soldier.
Each day was the same miserable day.
Even the invitation didn’t change anything.
Dick and Kory getting married and they wanted him to come. Or at least Kory, since she is the one wanted him being her witness.
“I am legally dead, Kory. If someone discovers an alias was use for your wedding you can have problem. Choose someone else. Jason refused
-But how can I be sure you come if I can’t give you an important task.
-You can’t.” Jason though
He wasn’t even sure he will come. His family plus his old teammates when he was Robin plus Roy? He prefer be dead again.
“What?” Jason hears Kory said
Dick seems telling her something.
“Yes! It is perfect! Jason?
-Still here.
-We had to modify our rings size. The wedding day you have taken them from the jewelry store and bring it to us!
-Why the wedding day? I can go take it sooner.
-Because we will not give the store’s name until then, Little Wing.
-That’s stupid. I might not be the smatter Robin but I can find this shop easily.
-Please Jason. For me.
-I don’t want waste your wedding. Jason admitted after a silence
-You will not. Please, just come.”
So here he comes. In the morning, Dick sent him the Jewelry shop’s address. When he enters in the church, he wanted give the rings, his felicitation and go. But Kory’s smile and Dick’s hug disarmed him. They really seem happy to see him.
“I am pretty sure spouse don’t must see each other before ceremony.
-That’s just a silly Earth tradition.
-And we both make sure you stay. You have a seat waited for you beside Alfred.
-So in the front? No thanks. If your wedding is as long as Bruce’s I prefer seat in the back.
-Alfred will be disappointed. It’s been a while since he saw you.
-That’s not fair using Alfred against me.
-Never say I playing fair.
-And for the reception! Have at least one drink with us!
-Just one drink. I have back to work.” Jason lied
If Dick and Kory didn’t believe him, they show nothing.
“I will take my seat. Kory, you are beautiful. Dick, happy to see you didn’t choose your suit.
-Hey!”
They laugh and Jason leaves them alone. Like Dick and Kory, his family seems mostly happy to see him. Except maybe Bruce who look at him with doubt.
“That’s not fair! Damian said for the nth time. I should be Grayson’s witness!
-We told you a million times. The witness can’t be a minor.
-Then he should have wait I have eighteen years old!
-He has a point. Jason said amusing
-Jason, please.” Bruce said
It was stupid really but his voice, his intonation make disappear Jason’s good will.
“What I am doing here?” He asked to himself. Bruce didn’t want see him, in fact no one want see him, Jason realized, Bruce was just honest. He knew but it still hurt. Like it still hurt that Roy laugh with the friends he deserve and ignoring him.
“What I am doing here?”
He has the sensation being in a fog for all the time. Reacting by automatism. Forcing a smile every time Kory looks at him or for the photo he can’t avoid. Even when he catch again the bouquet, he wasn’t surprised, happy, embarrassed. He was just hurt, especially when the same joke that last year were told to him, especially when Roy look at him with a pleased smile. Why did he smile like that? He wasn’t like he still like Jason or something like that. He will never drink that drink fast enough.
Roy was really nervous when he takes seat for the reception. He succeed convince Kory and Dick that it would be a good idea that he seat next to Jason. At first, all he wanted was an excuse to talk with Jason. He miss him and he was hopping they could stop their argument and be friend again.
But after seeing Jason today, he was worried. Jason wasn’t fine. He was miserable. During all the ceremony, he keeps his attention to Dick and Kory, but then Jason catches the bouquet.
Roy was glad see Jason with the bouquet, wishing all the happiness who came with it, but all he saw was a Jason ready make a mistake. He has to help him somehow.
“Of course, Kory could help her. Jason sighing when he see Roy
-Hey
-Hey.”
Jason look around but seems think next to Roy was not the worst place. Good point for him, he supposes.
“How are you?
-Fine. You?
“Jaybird, I know you. How are you?
-Which games do you play?
-None. I am worried for you because I like you. That’s all.
-You don’t like me. You pity me, which is funny from you.
-Don’t do that again.
-I will see if I can seat elsewhere.
-Jaybird!”
But Jason didn’t look for an another seat, he took two full alcohol bottle and go outside to drink.
Roy joins him least than half an hour later, just the time he needs to calm himself.
“You are already drunk?” Roy said like he can’t believe that
Jason shrugs and proposes the half empty bottle to Roy.
“How dare you? Roy exclaimed angry and hurt. You know that I have problem and …
-Yeah, I know. I am the problem. So what do you do here?”
The smell of alcohol, the fact that he thinks Jason will let him drink perturbed Roy. He can’t think.
“I can’t talk to you when you are like that.
-Then go. What do you wait?
-You did that on purpose.
-Just go.”
Roy doesn’t want leave Jason but he is too scared about what he would do.
“Shit. You know me so much, Jaybird. You always know where to hurt.” Roy said before go
Jason hate himself more than ever for make Roy cry. But he know he didn’t deserve him, so why let him enters in his life to be hurt?
“Roy, are you…?”
Here comes Bruce. That should be fun.
“What’s meaning of this? Don’t tell me you let Roy see you like that?
-I won’t tell you.
-That’s enough. Give me this bottle and your cars key.
-Or what B?
-Give me that bottle and your key.”
Jason wants a fight. He feels so miserable and lonely and angry. He needs a fight.
He starts dinking what it’s left in the bottle without stop looking at Bruce. The latter take the bottle, throw away all the liquid and take the second too.
“I can’t believe you’re doing that to Dick’s wedding.
-Doing what? Drink? Not want talk to someone? It’s family thing.
-Give me your car key now. I will not repeat again.”
Jason clumsy start searching his key in his pocket, while Bruce keeps talking.
“You’re going to the Manor with me.
-Prefer be dead again.”
Jason finally found it and without hesitates, throw it away. Bruce sight.
“Really mature. You realize it is your key, right?
-I don’t have twenty one yet. I don’t have to be mature.”
Sadness expression on Bruce’s face almost makes Jason vomiting. Nothing to do with all the alcohol he was drinking.
“Just stay there.” Bruce said and more gentle than before then he go take the key lying on the ground.
He wasn’t really surprised when he didn’t see Jason but he was worry and disappointed in a way only Jason manage to make him feel. If only he knew what to do with Jason, with Red Hood, with his son. But the awful true is he didn’t know either this person, didn’t know what they need, what he must do for them. For a control freak like Batman, for a loving person like Bruce, it was a frustrating tragedy.
Jason enter Bruce and Selina’s car with their key he stole earlier, knowing how thing will finish. He go out the city without hesitate, without obey the speed limit. He should not do that, especially as drunk as he is. What can he say? More he drive more he is sure he will put an end on everything tonight. If he is lucky, this time will be painless.
“Ok, that’s enough.” Selina said in the back
Suddenly she appears in the mirror and go seat in the front next to Jason.
“What are you doing here? Jason exclaimed slow down the car and focuses more on the road
-When I saw you today, I couldn’t help but remember that one time we work together. We saw a car just like that and you said that if it will be your coffin you will be ok with that.
-Bruce knows?
-No. He would be a mother hen with you all night and feeling miserable for bringing this car.
-Yeah. We shouldn’t hurt Bruce feeling.
-True is if your died in his car because he fail bringing you home, this time he will not survive you enough to our next anniversary.
-It’s your problem, not mine.
-If you say so. But I am sure enough you will not do something if it could kill someone.
-That the reason you’re here? I am murderer. I could kill both of us and laugh thinking it would kill Bruce.
-You are a murderer by necessity not by pleasure. I trust you.”
Suddenly Jason stops the car after he quits the road. He takes deep breath. He didn’t want hurt Selina in any way. He didn’t even think of Bruce and his parody of family when he takes his decision. He was just thinking about that for a while now and when he sees the car he was thinking: “Universe sends me a sign” like Universe never fuck him.
He leaves the car, he need some fresh air. He seat on the hood and incapable keep an impassible face, he cry and cry. Selina go after him, seat right next to him. She is not touching him but she is ready for hugging him.
They stay like that for a little while until Selina’s phone ring.
“Selina, Bruce said, I can’t find Jason. You are not at the party either …
-Breathe. He is with me. Everything will be fine.”
Jason was sure she tells this more for him than for Bruce but he cannot even smile to thank her.
“Where are you?
-I don’t think it is a good idea I tell you.
-Selina, please. He is my son I need see by myself if he is alright.”
Selina open his mouth for disagree but another voice appears.
“Do you know where Jason is?”
Jason start cried again earing Roy voice but ask Selina her phone.
“Roy. Jason said when he sure his voice won’t shake
-Jason!
-I am sorry for being a jerk to you since we know each other. And what I did to your earlier was cruel and unfair. I hope you will be happy.
-Jason…
-Wait. I need to throw up.
-What?”
Jason gives back her phone to Selina before vomited at some foot from the car. He ear Selina said:
“Yeah, not an excuse. He is really sick. Call you back later.”
What happen next sound like a dream. He doesn’t really remember Selina take him to one of his safe house, force him has a shower and put him in bed. But the next afternoon, his head seems like it want kill him, he feels sick. He had so little faith in his day when he wakes up. Then he sees Roy send him a text.
“What you did last night was The Asshole Move. And at Kory’s wedding! I am really angry at you for that!
But I swear to God if you try ignoring me again I will make sure you are not coming back to life a second time.
You are my best friend and I love you.
We are going to talk about all of that.
Yeah talk. Can’t think of worse torture for you.”
Suddenly Jason cries and laughs.
He didn’t deserve this man but he loves him so much he can’t live without him.
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robinmagik · 6 years
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Not A Minute Wasted (Part Three)
A/N: Uhhhhh enjoy! Also wtf @ DC @ Tom King??? pls enough is enough my heart is breaking like when I saw Asra cry in The Arcana Game??? Oh yeah and there’s two parts of part three bc it’s too long to just post the whole thing like that so i divided it
Recap: “That’s not…please stop crying, L/n.” He didn’t know what to do.“Excuse me.” She sniffles. “W-we’ll continue this conversation…I just gotta…go.” Tim was going to greet her but she passes by quickly. He turns to glare at Damian who was confused himself.“What did you do?”“Nothing, Drake. Excuse me.” Tim is left alone in the kitchen with an empty cup in his hand. “What in the hell?”
PART ONE  PART TWO  FINAL 
Like a child, Y/n hides in the green house near the rose bushes, and sobs. How truly horrible she is. Maybe Damian’s right. Breaking up with Bruce is best but then again Damian doesn’t like Y/n one bit so who is she to listen to a child who is crazy smarter than her. It was weird though, despite his dislike towards her, she sees him as her own. But she would never tell that to Bruce. 
Damian found her but he didn’t know what to tell her, what to say, or how to comfort her. Times like this was when Dick was needed. He was best with words and emotions. Such a hassle. Damian sighs. What would Grayson do? He left and then came back five minutes later. He gave her a tart. Children and women like sweet things so this should calm her down. 
“I-I did not mean to make you…cry, L/n.”
“No. No. It’s not you, papito.” She chuckles. “I woke up feeling sad is all. But I suppose you’re right, your father’s well-being is important and breaking up is better.”
“Don’t put words in my mouth, L/n!” He says sharply. “I was simply going to suggest for you and him to take a vacation. I read somewhere that vacations help couples relax more and therefore get along better.”
She begins to cry even more. 
“What did I say now?!” He frowns. Emotions are troublesome. How can someone who is not a baby cry so much?!
“You’re so sweet, Damian!” She cries. “Don’t you hate me?”
“Please, L/n, I don’t have time for that. I dislike you, that’s all.” He hands her a handkerchief.
“Why?” She dries her tears. “Is it ‘cause I’m not your mom?”
He narrows his eyes at her before looking away. He began to pace back and forth with his hands behind his back. 
“I do prefer my mother, Talia Al Ghul, to be with my father but that simply cannot be because…it’s complicated.” 
“Oh, I’m sorry.”
“You apologize too much and for no reason at all.”
“What the hell else am I supposed to say?”
“Nothing.” Damian simply shrugs. 
Y/n giggles. “You’re the cutest boy, y’know?”
“I’m not cute.” He pouts cutely.
“No, you’re right. You’re handsome.”
He smiles a bit. 
“Well, vacation for both of us is…well…not going to be easy. Why don’t we start smaller?”
“What do you have in mind?”
“Getting along for once?”
Damian looks offended by the idea but then nodded. “Fine. If that helps father then I am willing to get along with you.”
“Whoo, boy. You sacrifice so much.” She said sarcastically. 
“Now, eat your tart before Alfred finds us. I’ll get in trouble if I spoiled your lunch.”
Y/n giggles. The tart was the sweetest thing she had that morning and will ever have. She had a feeling that Damian’s thoughtfulness made it sweeter than it should’ve been. She savored every piece and moment with that boy. They even began to like each other after pretended to do so in front of Bruce. There was no more pretending. 
When Y/n stayed away from the manor because she was simply to tired to come over, he’d stop by during his patrol and stay for a while until he had to go. Sometimes he’d stay until the next day for her pancakes and scrambled eggs with tomatoes and scallions. It was different from Alfred’s cooking obviously, but he liked her food. 
One day, while he was eating the eggs, he over heard her talking to a friend over the phone. 
“Aw lucky! I can’t believe you got to pet a llama! I’ve always wanted one. They’re so cute!” She laughs. “Send me the pictures, okay? Okay, I love you. Besos. Ciao.”
“Who was that?”
“My girlfriend from college. Her class went to the Andes Mountains and got to meet some llamas.”
“Oh. When do you plan on going back to college?”
“Honestly, next year.” She took his plate and placed it in the dishwasher. “I’ll get a bachelors degree in engineering or linguistics. Or both. I got the time.” She shrugs. 
“I have knowledge in both majors. Whatever you choose I can always help.”
“Thank you God because you and I both know I’m not as smart but smart enough…y’know?” She laughs. “Anyway, you gotta get going. I have to leave for work and you have to sleep. You’ve been up all night, nene, you gotta sleep.”
“I can perfectly take a nap here, L/n.”
“Uh, no. Go home, besides I’ll pop up after work.” 
“If you insist.” 
As promised she went by to the manor only to find something out of place. 
“Is that a llama?” Y/n looks behind Bruce to see a white llama grazing on the grass. 
“Yes. Yes, it is.” He sighs. “Damian stole one from a zoo.”
“Pft, of course he did. You guys have Bat-cow and now Bat-llama. That’s just so cute. Is Ace Bat-dog too? Do-does he go on missions with you guys? Huh? Huh?” She couldn’t contain her giggles.
Bruce grunts one of his many grunts of displeasure yet he couldn’t help but crack a tiny smile as Y/n giggles. 
“Y-you gotta get a bat-bird…oh my god, a bat-bat!” She squeals, now laughing. “A bat-bat! Oh, I’m gonna cry!”
“You’re enjoying this a little bit too much.”
“Bruce, honey, please!” She laughs. Then she gasps in sudden realization. She slaps his very flexed bicep. “Where’s batboy?! You guys have Batgirls but no Batboy! Robin?! That doesn’t even make sense! I’m gonna have a fucking stroke! Hahahahahaha!” 
“Batboy was one of the names considered and so was Tonto—“
“Tonto?!” She shrieks of laughter. “Batman y Tonto! Ohhhhh gooooood! B-Bruce yo-you’re killing me! Y-you’re killing your cute girlfriend!”
“Cute?” He chuckles. 
His arms were crossed across his chest as she held on to his arm, bent over laughing with tears running down her face. He knew the llama had something to do with Y/n and it did when she fawned over the llama and Damian stood proudly. Sadly, the llama had to go back but not before they named him; Batboy The First. She held onto Damian as Batboy was shipped off. At least they could go visit him at the Gotham Zoo. This wasn’t the first or last adventure or trouble those two gotten themselves into. 
No one could believe it though. It’s been a year that Bruce and Y/n were together. They were the couple of the century, with how beautiful and wild she was and how he chased after in the tabloids. But it wasn’t really like that. They just put a show for the people of Gotham. 
She got terribly worried when he came back one night half dead and half alive. She wanted to cry but she couldn’t. She was too scared of loosing him and crying meant that she lost him. Anyone would’ve seen that as the last straw but no, not Y/n. This was what she signed up for. Dating Bruce Wayne meant dating the whole package. 
Y/n was part of the family even though she didn’t fight crime or did anything except cheer them on and just be there for the hard times. Dick, Barbara and Y/n always had mini dates whenever he was in town or just the two of them whenever he wasn’t. Jason would teach her about cars and guns and then they’d go shopping for some good books to read, or just hang out and do nothing. And Y/n loved Tim and she loved listening to his rants about whatever case he was on. It helped him hear himself and open up a bit because just like all of them, he overworked himself. Then there was Stephanie whom she adored so much. She loved how determined and strong-willed she was and how she took on the world. Cassandra was curious about Y/n and they quietly got along, she made Y/n laugh a lot and she even taught her how to kick ass just in case because this is Gotham after all. And Duke, she loved their nightly conversations. He was a good listener and so was she when it was his turn. 
There was something missing though. Y/n looks at Bruce who was talking to Lucius Fox. She could listen to him for hours and never get bored. Yet, she didn’t know why she felt this way. 
“I bought you this dress.” He says. “I saw it and I thought of you.”
She gasps. “Oh my God! Babe! This is gorgeous!” She was giddy. She took it out of the box and went to try it on. When she came out she lit up the room. “I love it!”
It was yellow, fitted dress with a beautiful trail and a slit on the right. The dress made her curves pop out even more. She looked amazing. It even glittered under the right type of lighting. She was truly the highlight of the evening. Bruce Wayne had the most beautiful woman on his arm. She was incredibly happy. Then she met Selina Kyle. 
A/N: Honestly??? Selina could murder me and I’d thank her???
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