#canon typical behavior

[soleberlandieri]

Summary

The story is IC and Canon Compliant, I just increased the age of the characters. Triggers present: aromanticism, asexuality, suicide attempt, depression, identity crisis. Itachi x Izumi very atypical

For too long Izumi has been annoyed by the disaster of a woman she realizes she is. She could have done better, put in more effort, made use of more appropriate methods or words, refined the care of her appearance without getting stuck with the tall tale of having to appear pleasant, first of all, to herself. She hasn't learned to be more flexible, available. Maybe she hasn't really tried them all. Or yes? But how can you make inroads into other people's lives without being annoying? […] “Look, Itachi. Have you ever thought about what your ideal girl should be like? I do. I'm starting to have an idea about what I want for the future." "Why do you ask me that?" meanwhile she had devoured the last ball "Frankly no, life suits me like this."

[1eternallife]

Jason Todd is playing a drinking game with himself until a woman calls and orders a pizza from him. He takes care of business and then makes her tea.

[rebloggerandy]

this is how the meme goes, right?

[alohaasaloevera]

I MAKE THE RULES NOW. LANCE IS OVERLY AFFECTIONATE AND WILL OFTEN ACCIDENTLY CROSS THE LINE WHEN HE IS IN A FWB-TYPE-OF-RELATIONSHIP WITH KEITH?!!!?1

Lance softly peppering kisses all over Keith while Keith is literally paralyzed because he’s so flustered??

Keith literally shutting down when Lance wraps an arm around his waist???

Lance putting Keith in his lap while they watch a movie????

Making ten-times as much innuendos when sparring together?????

Lance brushing and braiding Keith’s hair??????

THAT’S CANON-TYPICAL BEHAVIOR TO ME!!!

[charlioak]

don't cry darlin

[pinkopalina]

no one:

batman: WHAT IS THE JOKER PLANNING? I KNOW HE'S OUT THERE, WAITING FOR ME! I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HE'S UP TO, GET INSIDE HIS BRAIN, BECOME ONE WITH HIM! HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO HOLD ON ME WHATSOEVER AND YET... SOMEHOW... I AM drawn to him... almost as if...

[fabdante]

@zutaraweek day 4: meeting

this one got slightly out of hand but i think i stopped it from getting entirely out of hand. but here’s a little comic about a subtle little au i’ve been drawing for a few zutara weeks now where the war ended early and kya lives (also is chief).

being a comic and having a short deadline (and also adding a page after I thought I was done), I may have taken a few short cuts and it could have been a little less messy structure wise but it’s fine

transcript, and brief image descriptions, under the cut incase it’s hard to read!

Page 1: Kya and Katara arrive to the Fire Nation, the four panel’s on this page show establishing shots of the Fire Nation. Kya: Oh it’s so nice to be be able to really stretch your legs, don’t you think? Katara: Maybe. Kya: Come on now, this is exciting! You’ve never been to the Fire Nation before! Katara: Am I even going to know anyone at the accords? Kya: Yue might be coming this year. And Fire Lord Iroh has a nephew and niece about your age. Maybe you can be friends. Kya: You’ll love the garden’s, I promise.

Page 2: Kya and Katara talk as they walk Katara: I don’t see why we had to come. The other nations rarely come to us. And the foods probably bad. Kya: The peace accords cycle through every nation every year, Katara. It’s how it’s always been done. Katara: You could have brought Sokka. Kya: My darling, you begged to come. And he wasn’t sure how he felt about raw Fire Nation sea slug tentacles. Katara: Do I have to eat that?

Page 3: We switch to Zuko and Ozai talking, presumably waiting to meet Kya and Katara at the gardens. Text at the top of the page reads ‘meawhile in the Royal Gardens’ Zuko: I don’t see why we had to come. This is supposed to be Uncles job, couldn’t he have sent Lu Ten- Ozai: Your uncle and your cousin are preoccupied doing something with the Earth Kingdom delegates this morning. This is an opportunity to do something above your status, be grateful I chose you.

Page 4: Kya and Katara continue talking Katara: It’s just that these talks always feel pointless. Everything’s still tense. And it’s warmer then you’d said it’d be and I…I already miss home. Kya: It’s natural to be homesick, we’re far from home. But the peace accords between nations are important if we intend to have lasting peace. We need to have a presence each year or else the Fire Nation will forget what stopped the last war. It’s important. Kya: And it’s late fall. The summers are much worse. Katara: There’s worse??

Page 5: Ozai continues to berate Zuko, who is uncomfortable about this. But they get interrupted as Kya and Katara arrive, and we get a shot of the turtle duck pond Ozai: Rarely do we get the opportunity to step from your uncles shadow. Especially you. You forget too easily because your uncle is kind. But not all of us are satisfied being third in line for the throne- Kya, interrupting: Prince Ozai. I wasn’t expecting you.

Page 6: Kya is less then impressed with Ozai but their conversation get’s tuned out by both teens as Katara waves at Zuko and goes to give him a Southern Water Tribe forearm shake as a greeting. Kya: I was told we would be meeting your brother, the Fire Lord, this morning. Ozai: Chief Kya! Iroh had unexpected business. How was your voya-

[some-anonymity-preferred]

The Love of a Pet Befouls the Ship

How did Ed and Izzy end up with such different memories of why Fang had to get rid of his dog, anyway?

[kazziodyne]

I told you not to look into her eyes...

(old reisen doodle)

[nekropsii]

kinda surprised I haven't seen anyone else ask this yet, but does sov mituna still have brain damage? I wouldn't expect you to completely veto it obviously but seeing as he is a reincarnation I'm guessing it's a bit different?

Yes, our Mituna still has Brain Damage. It's still specifically a TBI to the Frontal Lobe, and it was still gained through a Great Act of Heroism. The main difference between Homestuck's Mituna and Sovereignstuck's Mituna in that respect is that we write him and his disability with significantly more care and sensitivity. This is because we actually like him, and we do not hate disabled people, lol.

[soleberlandieri]

Ci sarai

La sua potente presenza mi attrae lontano dalla squadra. Sto cercando Sasuke. Non è lui, ma è simile.

Itachi. Il sangue mi si gela, mi catturerà.

«Voglio solo parlarti, Naruto.»

È un inganno. Avanzo, i suoi occhi non sono terribili, non è lo sguardo di un traditore.

«Perché sei così interessato a Sasuke?»

«Lo considero un fratello, io.»

Sorride, non è come lo descrivono. Ha il volto dell’amore.

Usa una tecnica che non comprendo, poi va via.

Le lacrime mi scendono, Itachi sa che custodirò l'avvenire. Capirò quando il suo tempo verrà, farò in modo che Itachi ci sia.

«Capisco. Ti proteggerò dall’odio.»

Parole, 103

[thejadecount]

So like Cup’s Sep! Leo would totally be jealous of the other Leos right?

TMNT AU Competition Masterpost

Because don’t get me wrong a lot (if not all) of the other Rise Leos in the comp had it rough but DAMN many of them still joke around (even though a lot could be acting to cover trauma and shit) and smile a lot while he’s always being serious.

Now Cup recently just said her Sep Leo acted serious for a long time and didn’t start joking and being witty until he got super comfortable so he’s almost like the opposite, the antithesis (am I using that correctly?) of the Leos (at least the Rise ones). Instead of joking less as he gets more comfortable opening up to his brothers it’s the exact opposite.

Anyways, I feel like before understanding that a lot of the other Leos went through a lot of stuff, he’d be at least somewhat pissed off. Here he’s been Two, working for the Foot Clan under the influence of a memory-distorting drug and magic his entire life while some only recently got traumatized (B.E.A.S.T., DFTM, etc).

Of course I have no say on how he ACTUALLY would feel (bc I don’t control the AU duh) but least to say he’d be somewhat irritated by them, kinda a lot like the Future Leos.

I can almost imagine a scene where his older brother Raph or even heck a Future Leo like OMO talks to him about it. The large complex all the AUs are housing at are big. There’s a rooftop. Sep! Leo is sitting on the edge and looking out to the night sky like the main character Edgelord™️ he thinks he is. Earlier he had gotten an earful of the other Leos and snapped, maybe insulting one or heck even punching them. He ran away up to rooftop in defense before he could hear it from Raph. However said Raph (or maybe a Future Leo or screw it they both run into each other going up to talk to him and decide to talk to him together) comes up anyway. Eventually after some back-and-forth and arguing Sep! Leo snaps, saying that it isn’t fair. They get to be all carefree and joking and blah blah blah and he’s stuck here all fucked up by the Shredder and Kitsune.

More talking. Soon enough Sep! Leo gets it that the other versions of him didn’t have a such a great rock-and-roll life either. A lot of them are actually using said jokes to hide the self-esteem issues and the trauma. Of course it isn’t his fault that he didn’t know that, but he also shouldn’t have been so brash to assume that he was the only one who had a lot of trashy, dumpster-fire stuff happen to him. He couldn’t try to compare their trauma and say he had it better or worse. But they all definitely had it at some point.

And through that it’s what makes him realize that’s what makes them all Leos, whether they like it or not: they get shit thrown at them, and they take it. They take it, and that’s it.

In that way, the other Leos are actually the most likely to understand him, huh?

[waters-and-the-wilde]

no but i love the fact that Dark Matters doesn't have something bigger and more insidious than the Theia

like. what they have is guns and prisons and corporate cronies. maybe a dragon's hoard of stolen tech that they're sitting on but are more concerned with controlling than actually using in any wide-reaching capacity. they're pretty big and spooky but in a smoke and mirrors way that belies the fact that their power is mundane and in some ways still vulnerable to a bunch of meddling kids plucky gay space rogues. maybe that's part of the power fantasy but also part of the message. idk there's something about the tension between how deliberately cartoon-y the tone of the show is and the way it deliberately inflates and then punctures that spooky factor that makes my brain go brrrrrrr like the power they wield is legitimately a threat but it's like how ursula k le guin talks about how evil is banal. and how sasha's both 'the big villain' and also 'you know what i'm not actually all that good at my job it's kinda embarrassing. guess i'll die. i hope we both die'

'evil is banal' and 'we changed some stuff enough to ruin some rich peoples' days and make things a little better and we're never going to fully grasp the long-reaching ramifications because nobody really can' and 'HEHEH MIND MELD ALIEN ROCKET ESCAPE' 'we don't look back at our explosions but not bc we're cool. we're not cool we're just looking to the future. maybe we're a little bit cool. c'mon let a lady and a car lady be a little bit cool'

i have some notes scribbled on my phone to the effect of 'sasha's not actually very good at her job bc dark matters is inherently fucked up' i should go find that

[theprinceandthewitch]

Can you imagine thinking Luz and Hunter are siblings? That's so embarrassing lmao.

[limeinaltime]

POV there's no sopor and only one bed and you've got to make do to keep the nightmares away. But you're bad at intimacy. And the limeblood is cute. And she might be flirting with you???

Oh no.

This is canon and you won't get context for a while, but all I'll say is that Mari's not flirting with him (even though it's going to come off that way you stupid Endling)

Bonus under the cut:

He still took her up on the offer :)

[masquerain-with-a-mask]

why is nobody in fanfictions mentioning leo blowing up tcri while still inside the building when mentioning that he has no sense of self-preservation whatsoever